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Author Topic: A bit of humour for you guys...........  (Read 937 times)

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Offline Angel-Ronnie

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A bit of humour for you guys...........
« on: December 13, 2006, 12:36:59 AM »
Good One...


A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his
mother asks if he had done his chores.

"Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any
breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little ticked off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and
kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes
to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry
cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have milk in my
cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick the chicken,
so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you
don't get any bacon, for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so,
for a week you aren't getting an y milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the pussycat
as he's walking into the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says:

 "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
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Offline Eldon

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Re: A bit of humour for you guys...........
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2006, 01:35:25 AM »
That was cute.

Offline Longislander

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Re: A bit of humour for you guys...........
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2006, 02:05:08 AM »
 ;D ;D
infected 10/05 diagnosed 12-05
2/06   379/57000                    6/07 372/30500 25%   4/09 640/U/32% 
5/06   ?? /37000                     8/07 491/55000/24%    9/09 913/U/39%
8/06   349/9500 25%              11/07 515/68000/24     2/10 845/U/38%
9/06   507/16,000 30% !          2/08  516/116k/22%    7/10 906/80/39%
12/06 398/29000 26%             Start Atripla 3/08
3/07   402/80,000 29%            4/08  485/undet!/27
4/07   507/35,000 25%            7/08 625/UD/34%
                                                 11/08 684/U/36%

 


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