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Author Topic: Whats YOUR million dollar idea.....  (Read 2783 times)

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Offline ACinKC

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Whats YOUR million dollar idea.....
« on: December 11, 2006, 04:41:19 PM »
I am working hard on a new adhesive substance type material.  Have you ever tried to get a pubic hair OFF the soap? After taking a shower one day and converting my carpet into hardwoods, I noticed how hard it is to get a pubic hair OFF a peice of soap.  I am trying to sythetically reproduce this type of adhesion in the every day world! 

What's YOUR idea?
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Re: Whats YOUR million dollar idea.....
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2006, 05:19:24 PM »
I came up with something I call a garbage disposal kichen sink drain accelerator. I'ts basically a 6 inch piece of pvc pipe with 2 inch holes  drilled in the sides. when you use the garbae disposal machine, put the accelerator in the drain while the water is on & the water & food flows thru the disposal faster than without the "device".

Offline Longislander

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Re: Whats YOUR million dollar idea.....
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2006, 05:45:37 PM »
that damned hair on the bar of soap is IMPOSSIBLE to remove.
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Offline ChrisNCoronado

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Re: Whats YOUR million dollar idea.....
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2006, 05:51:49 PM »
What's YOUR idea?

Making porn with semi-straight, married men  ;D

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Offline ACinKC

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Re: Whats YOUR million dollar idea.....
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2006, 05:57:50 PM »
Been there, done that!
LIFE is not a race to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!

Offline CaptCarl

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Re: Whats YOUR million dollar idea.....
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2006, 06:45:01 PM »
A heated toilet seat for those chilly 3 am bathroom visits.
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Offline skeebo1969

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Re: Whats YOUR million dollar idea.....
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2006, 06:49:30 PM »


   A fishing pole that catches fish ;D
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Offline bear60

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Re: Whats YOUR million dollar idea.....
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2006, 06:54:07 PM »
Wouldnt it be great if you didnt even have to aim at the toilet guys?  I think a properly positioned Guy-O-Let would solve the problem. Just walk up to the wall, insert penis and let it go.
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Offline ChrisNCoronado

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Re: Whats YOUR million dollar idea.....
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2006, 06:59:55 PM »
I think a properly positioned Guy-O-Let would solve the problem. Just walk up to the wall, insert penis and let it go.

This sounds an awful LOT like a good ol' fashioned glory hole to me  :D  Worth a million?  YOU BETCHA!

-Chris


Offline aupointillimite

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Re: Whats YOUR million dollar idea.....
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2006, 07:14:30 PM »
I'm gonna go with my Internet breathalyzer to prevent drunk people from signing onto the Internets. 

Your tastebuds can't repel flavor of this magnitude!

Offline MSPspud

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Re: Whats YOUR million dollar idea.....
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2006, 07:23:55 PM »
Turn signals on your ass for when you're in a mob of people walking but need to cut across and go down a different street. 

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Re: Whats YOUR million dollar idea.....
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2006, 07:57:26 PM »
Wouldnt it be great if you didnt even have to aim at the toilet guys?  I think a properly positioned Guy-O-Let would solve the problem. Just walk up to the wall, insert penis and let it go.

Wow, you guys actually aim? Coulda fooled me! ::)

An automatic seat putter-downer would sell well, I'm sure. Talk about needing a heated toilet seat - nothing's worse than ice cold porcelain!  >:(

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Offline aupointillimite

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Re: Whats YOUR million dollar idea.....
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2006, 08:03:32 PM »
Talk about needing a heated toilet seat - nothing's worse than ice cold porcelain!  >:(




I think they have those in Japan.  No joke.

And you're right... the cold January toilet seat is the salt in the "ha ha, you have to get up and the floors are freezing as well" wound.

While we're at it... I really hate how my shampoo and body wash is freezing cold when I take a shower in the morning.  Perhaps a toiletries caddy warming thing... hmm...
Your tastebuds can't repel flavor of this magnitude!

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Re: Whats YOUR million dollar idea.....
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2006, 08:12:28 PM »
Oh, they've got heated toilet seats here in the UK too. I'm talking about when some man ::) leaves the seat up in the middle of the night and you end up planted on the actual bowl at 3am. Not nice... and it's not easy to keep from falling in either.  :'(
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"...health will finally be seen not as a blessing to be wished for, but as a human right to be fought for." Kofi Annan

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. Mignon McLaughlin

HIV is certainly character-building. It's made me see all of the shallow things we cling to, like ego and vanity. Of course, I'd rather have a few more T-cells and a little less character. Randy Shilts

Offline allopathicholistic

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Re: Whats YOUR million dollar idea.....
« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2006, 08:18:22 PM »
Oh, they've got heated toilet seats here in the UK too. I'm talking about when some man ::) leaves the seat up in the middle of the night and you end up planted on the actual bowl at 3am. Not nice... and it's not easy to keep from falling in either.  :'(

SPLASH!!!! F#%X@&!!Z#N!!!!  >:(  >:(    :D  :D  :D

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Re: Whats YOUR million dollar idea.....
« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2006, 08:20:43 PM »
OMG, Alex, were you that fly on the wall last time that happened to me?  :o
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"...health will finally be seen not as a blessing to be wished for, but as a human right to be fought for." Kofi Annan

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. Mignon McLaughlin

HIV is certainly character-building. It's made me see all of the shallow things we cling to, like ego and vanity. Of course, I'd rather have a few more T-cells and a little less character. Randy Shilts

Offline fearless

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Re: Whats YOUR million dollar idea.....
« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2006, 10:41:25 PM »
Ann,
The solution to your problem is for women to start learning to put the toilet seat up after they go to the toilet, rather than expecting men to put it down after they go.
Now matter how hard women try, and how much they rant and rave, men still have not learnt. It's time you gave up, don't you think!!!
It's quite simple. Every time you go, expect to put the seat down before you go, then put the seat back up when you're done. The toilet is then in place for men to use whenever they require. It also eliminates the risk of pee on the toilet seat, from us men with bad aim who also cannot be bothered to lift the seat before peeing.
Women, the solution is within your grasp.

Sorry for hijacking AC.

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