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Offline aztecan

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Bumper stickers I want
« on: June 09, 2006, 10:56:34 AM »
A friends sent this to me and, since I thought some were pretty funny, and accurate, I thought I would share.
Some have been around a while, but others were new to me.


These bumper stickers were compiled by Jerry Paull, a former Methodist minister in Lakeside, Ohio, who writes: The following actual bumper stickers are now on cars. I didn't write any of them. I'm only the messenger. If they make you laugh, good. If they make you cry, good. If they make you angry, that's good too. If you don't want to read them, hit the delete button.

BLIND FAITH IN BAD LEADERSHIP IS NOT PATRIOTISM

IF YOU'RE NOT OUTRAGED, YOU'RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION

IF YOU SUPPORTED BUSH, A YELLOW RIBBON WON'T MAKE UP FOR IT

POVERTY, HEALTH CARE & HOMELESSNESS ARE MORAL ISSUES

OF COURSE IT HURTS. YOU'RE GETTING SCREWED BY AN ELEPHANT

BUSH LIED, AND YOU KNOW IT

RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISM: A THREAT ABROAD, A THREAT AT HOME

GOD BLESS EVERYONE
(No exceptions)

BUSH SPENT YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY ON HIS WAR

FEEL SAFER NOW?

I'D RATHER HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO SCREWED HIS INTERN THAN ONE WHOSCREWED HIS COUNTRY

IS IT 2008 YET?

DISSENT IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PATRIOTISM -- Thomas Jefferson

DON'T BLAME ME. I VOTED AGAINST BUSH -- TWICE!

ANNOY A CONSERVATIVE; THINK FOR YOURSELF

VISUALIZE IMPEACHMENT

HEY BUSH! WHERE'S BIN LADEN?

STOP MAD COWBOY DISEASE

GEORGE W. BUSH: MAKING TERRORISTS FASTER THAN HE CAN KILL THEM

DEMOCRATS ARE SEXY. WHOEVER HEARD OF A GOOD PIECE OF ELEPHANT?

CORPORATE MEDIA: WEAPONS OF MASS DECEPTION

DON'T CONFUSE DYING FOR OIL WITH FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM

STEM CELL RESEARCH IS PRO LIFE

HATE, GREED, IGNORANCE: WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

HONOR OUR TROOPS; DEMAND THE TRUTH

REBUILD IRAQ? WHY NOT SPEND 87 BILLION ON AMERICA?

FACT: BUSH OIL
1999 - $19 BARREL
2006 - $70 BARREL

THE LAST TIME RELIGION CONTROLLED POLITICS, PEOPLE GOT BURNED AT THE STAKE

SUPPORT OUR TROOPS; IMPEACH BUSH

HOW ON EARTH CAN 59,411,287 PEOPLE BE SO DUMB?
"May your life preach more loudly than your lips."
~ William Ellery Channing (Unitarian Minister)

Offline allopathicholistic

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2006, 01:18:56 PM »
I'd like to do the whole "I hate guns! I love the Dixie Chicks! Hillary 2008! Texas BBQ sucks!" and drive across Texas in a pink Volvo

That  cracks me up every time

Offline allopathicholistic

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2006, 01:21:23 PM »
My fave has go to be:
REBUILD IRAQ? WHY NOT SPEND 87 BILLION ON AMERICA?

Offline David_CA

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2006, 02:32:31 PM »
I always liked:
 Dyslexics Untie 
 Buck Fush
 DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers

David
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06-01-06 CD4 462 @24.3% VL > 100,000
08-15-06 CD4 388 @22.8% VL >  "
10-21-06 CD4 285 @21.9% VL >  "
  Atripla started 12-01-2006
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05-08-07 CD4 478 @28.1% VL 740
08-03-07 CD4 509 @31.8% VL 370
11-06-07 CD4 570 @30.0% VL 140
02-21-08 CD4 648 @32.4% VL 600
05-19-08 CD4 695 @33.1% VL < 48 undetectable!
08-21-08 CD4 725 @34.5%
11-11-08 CD4 672 @39.5%
02-11-09 CD4 773 @36.8%
05-11-09 CD4 615 @36.2%
08-19-09 CD4 770 @38.5%
11-19-09 CD4 944 @33.7%
02-17-10 CD4 678 @39.9%  
06-03-10 CD4 768 @34.9%
09-21-10 CD4 685 @40.3%
01-10-11 CD4 908 @36.3%
05-23-11 CD4 846 @36.8% VL 80
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Offline J.R.E.

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2006, 06:28:46 PM »
Mark,

 I always liked the one from years ago...

The Moral majority is neither   



Ray
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Offline BB

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2006, 06:35:20 PM »
"Criminals prefer unarmed victims." 

This sticker drives the libs nuts!

I've had more people try to remove this sticker and when they can't they leave a nasty note on my windshield.

BB
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Offline Moffie65

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2006, 08:10:09 PM »
Jesus is coming and Boy is She pissed.

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

Annoy a Conservative, Think, Care, Balance your Budget!

Jesus saves, Buddha invests

To Hell with the Baptists, I'm going to Disneyland!

Doing my part to Piss off the Relegious Right.

and from 1996, "Dole for Pineapple"

Just a very few from my collection.  ;D

In Love.
The Bible contains 6 admonishments to homosexuals,
and 362 to heterosexuals.
This doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals,
It's just that they need more supervision.
Lynn Lavne

Offline DingoBoi

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2006, 09:59:01 PM »
my favorite bumper sticker is

FUCK CENSORSHIP

Offline et in arcadia ego

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2006, 10:21:23 PM »
Favorite recently spotted bumper sticker:

A Village in Texas is Missing Its Idiot

Offline TedEBearNC

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2006, 11:38:55 PM »
This one is my motto:

I'm up and dressed.. what more do you want?

Member since March 2004

Offline Oceanbeach

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #10 on: June 10, 2006, 12:49:57 AM »
VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS
LANDSCAPE THE WHITEHOUSE REMOVE THE BUSHES
« Last Edit: June 10, 2006, 12:52:09 AM by Sonomabeach »

Offline DingoBoi

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2006, 12:53:54 AM »
oh, you so stole moffies saying :P

Offline swede_dish

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #12 on: June 10, 2006, 01:11:07 AM »
I had " Keep Your Roseries Away From My Overies"

"COEXIST"

" God is too big to fit in one religion"

and a the word Peace in Arabic, Hebrew and English.



- I got a few notes from a few people at my university..."God was small enough to fit in one man..Christ Jesus" AND "You havn't found the truth yet. Love, Your Sister in Christ"


I get a hoot out of the notes.
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Offline anniebc

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #13 on: June 10, 2006, 07:13:46 AM »
Two of my favorites were:

"Pacif smokers should buy their own" and

55% bitch + 45% Lady = one hell of a women..I saw that one on the back of a logging truck.

hugs
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Online GSOgymrat

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #14 on: June 10, 2006, 09:31:12 AM »
One of my personal favorites:
MILITANT AGNOSTIC: I DON'T HAVE THE ANSWERS AND NEITHER DO YOU

That basically sums up my feelings regarding religion and spirituality.

Offline allopathicholistic

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2006, 05:46:24 PM »
Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

oh - now that slays me!!  :D  :D

Offline Sae

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2006, 06:34:58 PM »
More trees, less bush.

Affixed to my first car (a rusty maverick I owned for a day)....
As a matter of fact, I Do own the road.
Meh.

Offline Christine

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #17 on: June 12, 2006, 03:53:51 PM »
And another....

Frodo lost, Bush has the ring

Christine
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Offline DanielMark

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #18 on: June 12, 2006, 05:32:31 PM »
LANDSCAPE THE WHITEHOUSE REMOVE THE BUSHES

LOL LOL LOL

I love that one! :D
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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2006, 05:50:32 PM »
GO AHEAD BAN MINING: LET THE BASTARDS FREEZE IN THE DARK!

MtD
(Who is a coal miners daughter)

Offline MoltenStorm

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #20 on: June 20, 2006, 07:30:19 AM »
I loved these:

If God had intended people to be bisexual, He would have created two sexes.

Instead of being BORN AGAIN, why not just try GROWING UP?

One I'd make:

Connecticut, take back your idiots. Signed, Texas
"Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful nor conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful. Love takes no pleasure in other people's sins, but delights in the truth. It is always ready to excuse, to trust, to hope, and to endure whatever comes." - 1 Corinthians 13:4-7, adaptation in A Walk To Remember

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CD4: 555 / 29% / Undetectable - 5 Feb 2007

Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #21 on: June 20, 2006, 07:35:23 AM »
I particularly loved:

THE REAL PROBLEM WITH BAPTISTS IS THEY AREN'T HELD UNDER LONG ENOUGH

and

VEGETARIANS DON'T LOVE ANIMALS THEY JUST HATE PLANTS

MtD

Offline allopathicholistic

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #22 on: January 20, 2007, 07:57:10 AM »
bumper sticker bump!!  :D  :D

Offline J.R.E.

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #23 on: January 20, 2007, 08:10:44 AM »
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http://forums.poz.com/index.php?topic=40802.0

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http://forums.poz.com/index.php?topic=39722.msg495621;topicseen#msg495621

http://forums.poz.com/index.php?topic=46806.0

http://forums.poz.com/index.php?topic=39414.msg491701#msg491701


Diagnosed positive in 1985,.. In October of 2003, My t-cell count was 16, Viral load was over 500,000, Percentage at that time was 5%. I started on  HAART on October 24th, 2003.

 As of 8/25/14,  t-cells are at 402, Viral load <40

 Current % is at 11%

  
 63 years young.

Offline allopathicholistic

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #24 on: January 20, 2007, 10:29:13 AM »
Anti-Bush, Pro-America! Love it!

Offline sweetasmeli

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #25 on: January 20, 2007, 10:42:58 AM »
I've often thought of having one made saying:

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KISS MY ARSE WHILE YOU'RE UP IT?

Ha!

Miss Melia ;D
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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #26 on: January 20, 2007, 10:57:20 AM »
<<<<i thought id share my bumper sticker with ya mark*
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Offline thunter34

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #27 on: January 20, 2007, 03:15:44 PM »
God, save me from your followers.


Jesus is coming!  (Look busy.)


Mostly for the lesbians:         Don't blame me!  I lick bush!
AIDS isn't for sissies.

Offline aupointillimite

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #28 on: January 20, 2007, 04:38:04 PM »
I used to have these on my car.  When I had a car.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

If we call it tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the Andes and I had to eat him.

Eschew obfuscation.

People would get out of their cars at red lights to ask me what that last one meant.  It was interesting. 
Your tastebuds can't repel flavor of this magnitude!

Offline marco23

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #29 on: January 20, 2007, 05:09:14 PM »
"Lube n Go"... :D
Don't hide your hurt, pain and feelings inside..for they will harden your heart.

Offline dtwpuck

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #30 on: January 20, 2007, 06:16:44 PM »
I had one that said "Jesus Protect Me From Your Followers"
Floating through the void in the caress of two giant pink lobsters named Esmerelda and Keith.

Offline aupointillimite

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #31 on: January 20, 2007, 06:18:50 PM »
I used to see one a lot that said "Save the Planet.  Kill Yourself."

That one made me laugh and laugh and laugh.
Your tastebuds can't repel flavor of this magnitude!

Offline RapidRod

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #32 on: January 20, 2007, 06:44:18 PM »
Don't Drink and Drive. The Life You Save May Be Mine.
If you can read this, get off my ass.
This vehicle is protected by, Smith and Wesson.
Practice Safe Sex, Go Fuck Yourself.


Offline Eldon

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #33 on: January 20, 2007, 06:52:21 PM »
GOD BLESS EVERYONE


Mark: Here IS a GIFT for you!


Take A Swig of This!

Offline CaptCarl

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #34 on: January 21, 2007, 11:41:11 AM »
Some of my favorites are these:

  BIPARTISANSHIP: I'LL HUG YOUR ELEPHANT IF YOU'LL KISS MY ASS

  JESUS DOESN'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE. HE'S MINE ALL MINE!

And the ones I would like to make up for myself;

    I EAT MEAT, HOW CAN YOU TRUST ME WITH A BABY?

    MY KID SELLS DRUGS TO YOUR HONOR STUDENT
The only thing I can do straight is shoot..

Offline BikerGuy

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #35 on: January 21, 2007, 07:05:05 PM »
DAM
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Offline allopathicholistic

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #36 on: January 25, 2007, 11:04:31 AM »

Practice Safe Sex, Go Fuck Yourself.


 :o  :o  :D

bump for bumper stickers! i'm craving more haha

Offline Dachshund

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #37 on: January 25, 2007, 11:22:27 AM »





                              I'm Al Quaeda And I Vote

Offline bear60

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #38 on: January 25, 2007, 12:07:09 PM »
Does Mark have this one:

KEEP AWAY I'M QUITTING SMOKING
Poz Bear Type in Philadelphia

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Re: Bumper stickers I want
« Reply #39 on: January 25, 2007, 04:08:16 PM »
VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS

 


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