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Author Topic: Sasquatch Semen  (Read 1698 times)

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Offline Strayboy74

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Sasquatch Semen
« on: November 09, 2006, 12:27:10 PM »
 :o

This posting is not for the prude, the blue nosed, or the feint of heart.  I submit a real and very graphic question...

If specifics of gay sex or drugs offend you, please read no further.

Okay...  now, with that out of the way.

I'm dating someone who we shall, for purposes of this email, be known as Sasquatch.

Sasquatch likes to rump ride without protection.  And damn it, I like my Sasquatch in the wild! 

On the days that Sasquatch and I get it on, about 20 minutes after climaxing, I feel a little strange and otherworldly; Almost as though I have shot some speed.  I know from my days of working at the rehab center that people often will recycle their highs by urinating in each others anus'.  In very much the same way, I believe that I feel strange and otherworldly as the result of HIV medications in his semen which are then absorbed through my lower intestine and integrated into my system.

Okay, so now my queshun...

Is it possible to develop drug resistance to his medications through my absorbtion of his semen by my lower intestine?

-joseph

Offline David_CA

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Re: Sasquatch Semen
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2006, 01:12:44 PM »
I don't mean to be rude, but this is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time!  My first instinctive response was gonna be "Girl, enjoy your Sasquatch and quit worrying!"  I think those 'highs' you're feeling are endorphins... like a runners' high.  I'm sure you worked a lot for Sasquatch Daddy! 

As to the absorption, isn't 're-infection' with another strain of the virus more likely?  I wouldn't think you'd absorb the medication from his semen.  It sounds interesting, though.  Maybe there could be a more fun way to take meds instead of the pills.  ;)
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Offline whizzer

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Re: Sasquatch Semen
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2006, 02:23:14 PM »
Ah, yes, another victim of the dreaded "Sustiva Spooge" !!

Just kidding.  While HIV can be present in genital secretions, I don't think HIV drugs are metabolized or excreted along that pathway.

I agree with David.  It's most likely post-coital endorphins, but to be on the safe side, I suggest we convene a panel of AidsMeds experts to examine and experience that which Sasquatch has to offer, so that a more accurate clinical assessment can be made.

Any volunteers?

Offline blondbeauty

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Re: Sasquatch Semen
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2006, 02:31:48 PM »
I dont know if meds are excreted by semen but the taste of semen changes with drugs, alcohol, etc...My experience... ;) I am blond I am beautiful!
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Offline David_CA

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Re: Sasquatch Semen
« Reply #4 on: November 09, 2006, 02:59:58 PM »
I agree with David.  It's most likely post-coital endorphins, but to be on the safe side, I suggest we convene a panel of AidsMeds experts to examine and experience that which Sasquatch has to offer, so that a more accurate clinical assessment can be made.

Any volunteers?

Maybe it would take my mind off these panic attacks!
Black Friday 03-03-2006
03-23-06 CD4 359 @27.4% VL 75,938
06-01-06 CD4 462 @24.3% VL > 100,000
08-15-06 CD4 388 @22.8% VL >  "
10-21-06 CD4 285 @21.9% VL >  "
  Atripla started 12-01-2006
01-08-07 CD4 429 @26.8% VL 1872!
05-08-07 CD4 478 @28.1% VL 740
08-03-07 CD4 509 @31.8% VL 370
11-06-07 CD4 570 @30.0% VL 140
02-21-08 CD4 648 @32.4% VL 600
05-19-08 CD4 695 @33.1% VL < 48 undetectable!
08-21-08 CD4 725 @34.5%
11-11-08 CD4 672 @39.5%
02-11-09 CD4 773 @36.8%
05-11-09 CD4 615 @36.2%
08-19-09 CD4 770 @38.5%
11-19-09 CD4 944 @33.7%
02-17-10 CD4 678 @39.9%  
06-03-10 CD4 768 @34.9%
09-21-10 CD4 685 @40.3%
01-10-11 CD4 908 @36.3%
05-23-11 CD4 846 @36.8% VL 80
02-13-12 CD4 911 @41.4% VL<20
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Offline BikerGuy

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Re: Sasquatch Semen
« Reply #5 on: November 09, 2006, 09:33:02 PM »
I always called it "After Glow"
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Offline Andy Velez

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Re: Sasquatch Semen
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2006, 04:13:02 PM »
Clearly a new clinical trial is needed. 

And David, yes I think you might be right. That could serve as an effective distraction. Maybe just by THINKING about it. In business that's called a perk isn't it?

And why does this all make me think of that old show tune, "You're not sick, you're just in love...."?
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Offline Moffie65

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Re: Sasquatch Semen
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2006, 04:29:06 PM »
Is it possible to develop drug resistance to his medications through my absorbtion of his semen by my lower intestine?

-joseph

Truly an interesting question.  I would love to hear Jonathan's take on this one, as he is probably the only one on this site who might have enough of a meaty answer to give us something to put our teeth into.  By the way, does Sasquach love the teeth?  Oh well, one can only dream...

All I can say is if you are on meds, this might be one hellofa way to enrich your own cocktail without the stomach side effects that are usually so very disgusting.

Truly Joseph, you are one very sick cookie....  :-*

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Offline Strayboy74

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Re: Sasquatch Semen
« Reply #8 on: November 10, 2006, 06:10:14 PM »
does Sasquach love the teeth?  Oh well, one can only dream...

Yes, but only if the teeth are going with the grain of the penis. :)

 


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