Quantcast

Subscribe to:
POZ magazine
E-newsletters
Join POZ: Facebook MySpace Twitter Pinterest
Tumblr Google+ Flickr MySpace
POZ Personals
Sign In / Join
Username:
Password:
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
September 23, 2014, 07:00:10 AM

Login with username, password and session length


Members
  • Total Members: 23525
  • Latest: Dman
Stats
  • Total Posts: 639840
  • Total Topics: 48573
  • Online Today: 204
  • Online Ever: 585
  • (January 07, 2014, 02:31:47 PM)
Users Online
Users: 4
Guests: 153
Total: 157

Welcome


Welcome to the POZ/AIDSmeds Community Forums, a round-the-clock discussion area for people with HIV/AIDS, their friends/family/caregivers, and others concerned about HIV/AIDS.  Click on the links below to browse our various forums; scroll down for a glance at the most recent posts; or join in the conversation yourself by registering on the left side of this page.

Privacy Warning:  Please realize that these forums are open to all, and are fully searchable via Google and other search engines. If you are HIV positive and disclose this in our forums, then it is almost the same thing as telling the whole world (or at least the World Wide Web). If this concerns you, then do not use a username or avatar that are self-identifying in any way. We do not allow the deletion of anything you post in these forums, so think before you post.

  • The information shared in these forums, by moderators and members, is designed to complement, not replace, the relationship between an individual and his/her own physician.

  • All members of these forums are, by default, not considered to be licensed medical providers. If otherwise, users must clearly define themselves as such.

  • Forums members must behave at all times with respect and honesty. Posting guidelines, including time-out and banning policies, have been established by the moderators of these forums. Click here for “Am I Infected?” posting guidelines. Click here for posting guidelines pertaining to all other POZ/AIDSmeds community forums.

  • We ask all forums members to provide references for health/medical/scientific information they provide, when it is not a personal experience being discussed. Please provide hyperlinks with full URLs or full citations of published works not available via the Internet. Additionally, all forums members must post information which are true and correct to their knowledge.

  • Product advertisement—including links; banners; editorial content; and clinical trial, study or survey participation—is strictly prohibited by forums members unless permission has been secured from POZ.

To change forums navigation language settings, click here (members only), Register now

Para cambiar sus preferencias de los foros en español, haz clic aquí (sólo miembros), Regístrate ahora

Finished Reading This? You can collapse this or any other box on this page by clicking the symbol in each box.

Author Topic: Sperm extractor...  (Read 1160 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline mitch777

  • Member
  • Posts: 3,542
31 years hiv+ (oct. 2013) with a curtsy.

Online mecch

  • Member
  • Posts: 11,726
  • red pill? or blue pill?
Re: Sperm extractor...
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2014, 06:46:35 PM »
well, who doesn't like flashlights?
“From each, according to his ability; to each, according to his need” 1875 K Marx

Offline Dan0

  • Member
  • Posts: 419
Re: Sperm extractor...
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2014, 07:52:45 PM »
I want to see the cleaning instructions.
You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.

"Honey, you should never ask advice from a drunk drag queen who has a show to do." - JG

06/2002 DX
10/2006 Atripla UD
10/2013 Stribild Still UD

Offline Jeff G

  • Administrator
  • Member
  • Posts: 11,807
  • How am I doing Beren ?
Re: Sperm extractor...
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2014, 08:21:36 PM »
I want to see the cleaning instructions.

I guess the person inside the machine just licks his lips .

Offline mitch777

  • Member
  • Posts: 3,542
Re: Sperm extractor...
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2014, 08:24:17 PM »
I guess the person inside the machine just licks his lips .

lmao.
31 years hiv+ (oct. 2013) with a curtsy.

Offline zach

  • Member
  • Posts: 1,463
  • not fade away
Re: Sperm extractor...
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2014, 08:39:47 PM »
is that thing coin operated? i got a pocketful of quarters
gonna go up to the mountain, for to find a little peace
looking over the valley, for the beauty i see
out across the hills, forevermore

Offline Jeff G

  • Administrator
  • Member
  • Posts: 11,807
  • How am I doing Beren ?
Re: Sperm extractor...
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2014, 08:44:25 PM »
Should we start a pool on how long it takes for a sperm extractor question pops up in the Am I forum ?

Offline Jmarksto

  • Member
  • Posts: 509
Re: Sperm extractor...
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2014, 12:48:18 AM »
I do like the fact that it is pink, and I wonder what kind of porn comes standard.  However, there aren't any handles on the thing...its dangerous - I'll wait for the next generation.

03/15/12 Negative
06/15/12 Positive
07/11/12 CD4 790          VL 4,000
08/06/12 CD4 816/38%   VL 49,300
08/20/12 Started Complera
11/06/12 CD4   819/41% VL 38
02/11/13 CD4   935/41% VL UD
06/06/13 CD4   816/41% VL UD
10/28/13 CD4 1131/45%  VL 25
02/25/14 CD4   792/37%  VL UD
07/09/14 CD4 1004/39%   VL UD

Offline tednlou2

  • Member
  • Posts: 4,888
Re: Sperm extractor...
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2014, 12:50:02 AM »
Well, we've been hearing about sex droids for decades.  Is this as far as we've come?

Is the screen to show your pulse and calories burned, besides for showing porn? 

Offline initforlife

  • Member
  • Posts: 219
Re: Sperm extractor...
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2014, 09:58:36 AM »
Oh wow the new modern glory hole?  I'm sorry that's was just wrong. but I'm lmao at the thought of those things lined up  at a hospital near you?   
I should have known he was bi

Online mecch

  • Member
  • Posts: 11,726
  • red pill? or blue pill?
Re: Sperm extractor...
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2014, 10:07:57 AM »
Is there a shortage of sperm in China?
I thought their whole thing was to limit birthrates....
How much sperm do they need?
“From each, according to his ability; to each, according to his need” 1875 K Marx

Offline Jeff G

  • Administrator
  • Member
  • Posts: 11,807
  • How am I doing Beren ?
Re: Sperm extractor...
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2014, 10:32:49 AM »
Im waiting for the next generation of bots ... the Reach Around 2000 or the Rem-o-matic licker bot . 

R2-D2 is reportedly saddened by how low his sister has fallen but concedes its good work if you can get it .   

Offline wolfter

  • Member
  • Posts: 4,546
Re: Sperm extractor...
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2014, 10:36:57 AM »
Should we start a pool on how long it takes for a sperm extractor question pops up in the Am I forum ?

LMAO.  I can see it now.

this contraption might not be so creepy if it had a humanoid form.  :)
Complacency is the enemy.  ;)  Challenge yourself daily for maximum  return on investment.

Online mecch

  • Member
  • Posts: 11,726
  • red pill? or blue pill?
Re: Sperm extractor...
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2014, 12:07:28 PM »
A few years ago I saw an article online about a usb masturbator.   It was supposed to connect to specially-coded porn and mimic the action onscreen.
“From each, according to his ability; to each, according to his need” 1875 K Marx

Offline zach

  • Member
  • Posts: 1,463
  • not fade away
Re: Sperm extractor...
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2014, 12:37:33 PM »
realtouch.com, designed by a nasa engineer. as of jan 1, 2014, the devices are no longer available, but the VOD still is
gonna go up to the mountain, for to find a little peace
looking over the valley, for the beauty i see
out across the hills, forevermore

Offline Theyer

  • Member
  • Posts: 2,514
  • Current ambition. Walk the Dog .
Re: Sperm extractor...
« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2014, 01:17:35 PM »
Im waiting for the next generation of bots ... the Reach Around 2000 or the Rem-o-matic licker bot . 

R2-D2 is reportedly saddened by how low his sister has fallen but concedes its good work if you can get it .

R2 D2 has gone to the Dark side and is actually there pimp , he has reportedly also gone all Bling head to wheels Swarovski . Sad but true.
"If we can find the money to kill people, we can find the money to help people ."  Tony Benn

Online mecch

  • Member
  • Posts: 11,726
  • red pill? or blue pill?
Re: Sperm extractor...
« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2014, 02:12:45 PM »
realtouch.com, designed by a nasa engineer. as of jan 1, 2014, the devices are no longer available, but the VOD still is
Sorry for your loss. Hope you bought a backup model to keep you going for a few years.....  :-[
“From each, according to his ability; to each, according to his need” 1875 K Marx

Offline Theyer

  • Member
  • Posts: 2,514
  • Current ambition. Walk the Dog .
Re: Sperm extractor...
« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2014, 02:52:17 PM »
What is a VOD ?
"If we can find the money to kill people, we can find the money to help people ."  Tony Benn

Offline zach

  • Member
  • Posts: 1,463
  • not fade away
Re: Sperm extractor...
« Reply #18 on: June 26, 2014, 04:39:47 PM »
video on demand

mecch, i'm saving for the real love doll, its an investment
gonna go up to the mountain, for to find a little peace
looking over the valley, for the beauty i see
out across the hills, forevermore

Offline Basquo

  • Member
  • Posts: 3,258
Re: Sperm extractor...
« Reply #19 on: June 26, 2014, 09:23:01 PM »
R2 D2 has gone to the Dark side and is actually there pimp , he has reportedly also gone all Bling head to wheels Swarovski . Sad but true.

R2D2 is a laser lesbian. As sure as C3PO is a drama queen.

Offline OneTampa

  • Member
  • Posts: 2,204
  • "Butterflies are free."
Re: Sperm extractor...
« Reply #20 on: June 27, 2014, 06:06:51 AM »
What is a VOD ?

This Video On Demand with viewing screen model:



 :) ;) :D ;D
« Last Edit: June 27, 2014, 06:09:27 AM by OneTampa »
"He is my oldest child. The shy and retiring one over there with the Haitian headdress serving pescaíto frito."

Offline Jeff G

  • Administrator
  • Member
  • Posts: 11,807
  • How am I doing Beren ?
Re: Sperm extractor...
« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2014, 07:27:24 AM »
This Video On Demand with viewing screen model:



 :) ;) :D ;D

put a mustache on that thing and hand it to me .

Offline wolfter

  • Member
  • Posts: 4,546
Re: Sperm extractor...
« Reply #22 on: June 27, 2014, 07:30:13 AM »
put a mustache on that thing and hand it to me .

And maybe a few hpv warts to boot....lol
Complacency is the enemy.  ;)  Challenge yourself daily for maximum  return on investment.

Offline Jeff G

  • Administrator
  • Member
  • Posts: 11,807
  • How am I doing Beren ?
Re: Sperm extractor...
« Reply #23 on: June 27, 2014, 07:33:46 AM »
And maybe a few hpv warts to boot....lol

It would be kinda funny to put a chocolate bar in one of those if your friend happened to have one .

Offline RobbyR

  • Member
  • Posts: 330
Re: Sperm extractor...
« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2014, 11:54:08 AM »
Haha this made me laugh what the hell..what will those asians think of next. Wonder if they come in different sizes, mini-mini for asians, super-duper long for african americans, & curved for freaks of nature  ;)

Now you can watch porn hands free ha.

Is there an extra deep sperm resovoir in it for big shooters? Lol
Started Atripla August, 2010.

Offline Jeff G

  • Administrator
  • Member
  • Posts: 11,807
  • How am I doing Beren ?
Re: Sperm extractor...
« Reply #25 on: June 28, 2014, 01:22:47 PM »
Jeez Robby ... just jeez oh my oh my and facepalminfinity .

Offline Theyer

  • Member
  • Posts: 2,514
  • Current ambition. Walk the Dog .
Re: Sperm extractor...
« Reply #26 on: June 29, 2014, 09:03:24 AM »
Haha this made me laugh what the hell..what will those asians think of next. Wonder if they come in different sizes, mini-mini for asians, super-duper long for african americans, & curved for freaks of nature  ;)

Now you can watch porn hands free ha.

Is there an extra deep sperm resovoir in it for big shooters? Lol



You are a white man aren,t you Robby , BTW the reason English Men in Hollywood films are often baddies is coz Hollywood producers are jealous off our enormous , well our general enormousnus.
"If we can find the money to kill people, we can find the money to help people ."  Tony Benn

Offline Theyer

  • Member
  • Posts: 2,514
  • Current ambition. Walk the Dog .
Re: Sperm extractor...
« Reply #27 on: June 29, 2014, 09:28:10 AM »
Jeez Robby ... just jeez oh my oh my and facepalminfinity .

Hot Strong cup off Tea Dear.
"If we can find the money to kill people, we can find the money to help people ."  Tony Benn

 


Terms of Membership for these forums
 

© 2014 Smart + Strong. All Rights Reserved.   terms of use and your privacy
Smart + Strong® is a registered trademark of CDM Publishing, LLC.