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Author Topic: One for the girls (Just a little humor)  (Read 1379 times)

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Offline randym431

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One for the girls (Just a little humor)
« on: November 06, 2006, 02:22:14 PM »
Someone emailed this to me. I thought it was good. Probably been passed around before?

"Lord, I have a problem."
  "What's the problem, Eve?
  ?I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."
  ?And why is that Eve?"
  ?Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
  ?Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution.  I shall create a man for you."
  ?Man?  What is that Lord?"
  A flawed creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time.  But he'll be bigger, faster and will like to hunt and kill things.  I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs.  He will be witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about.  He won't be as smart as you, so he will also need your advice to think properly."
  ?Sounds great," says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch Lord?"
  ?Well...you can have him on one condition."
  ?And what's that Lord? "
  ?As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring... so you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret...you know, woman to woman." 



« Last Edit: November 06, 2006, 02:24:20 PM by randym431 »

Offline AlanBama

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Re: One for the girls (Just a little humor)
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2006, 02:33:51 PM »
 ;D
"Remember my sentimental friend that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others." - The Wizard of Oz

Offline anniebc

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Re: One for the girls (Just a little humor)
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2006, 03:09:29 PM »
 :D :D..Now that's the kind of joke I like to hear..thanks Randy for my morning laugh.

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Offline cph9680

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Re: One for the girls (Just a little humor)
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2006, 03:29:15 PM »
Haha!  Definitely have to share that one around

Offline Val

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Re: One for the girls (Just a little humor)
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2006, 03:50:44 PM »
Yeah, ...."and their were both blondes, Godess and Eve!..." ;D ;D

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Offline CaptCarl

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Re: One for the girls (Just a little humor)
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2006, 04:23:09 PM »
Randy,
   Awesome joke man! LOL!!!
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Offline Queen Tokelove

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Re: One for the girls (Just a little humor)
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2006, 04:32:00 PM »
It's about time, it is realized that women are the stronger sex....lol.....Thanks I needed that!
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Offline Longislander

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Re: One for the girls (Just a little humor)
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2006, 09:52:53 PM »
i thought it was funny, so I brought it to work for the women. Then one of the woman saidd she had a joke for me, and I will tell it as best I can remember;

One day God was talking with Adam, and Adam was thanking him for all that he had given him, the land, the flowers, the trees, the lakes, the birds, and other little animals.

But he asked God if he couldn't make a companion for him, someone he could more easily associate with.

Then God said, 'of course I can, but it would cost you and arm and a leg'

Adam replied, 'what can I get for a rib?"
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2/06   379/57000                    6/07 372/30500 25%   4/09 640/U/32% 
5/06   ?? /37000                     8/07 491/55000/24%    9/09 913/U/39%
8/06   349/9500 25%              11/07 515/68000/24     2/10 845/U/38%
9/06   507/16,000 30% !          2/08  516/116k/22%    7/10 906/80/39%
12/06 398/29000 26%             Start Atripla 3/08
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Offline Queen Tokelove

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Re: One for the girls (Just a little humor)
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2006, 01:05:02 AM »
Good one.... ;D
Started Atripla/Ziagen on 9/13/07.
10/31/07 CD4-265 VL- undetectable
2/6/08 CD4- 401 VL- undetectable
5/7/08 CD4- 705 VL- undetectable
6/4/08 CD4- 775 VL- undetectable
8/6/08 CD4- 805 VL- undetectable
11/13/08 CD4- 774 VL--undetectable
2/4/09  CD4- 484  VL- 18,000 (2 months off meds)
3/3/09---Starting Back on Meds---
4/27/09 CD4- 664 VL-- undetectable
6/17/09 CD4- 438 VL- 439
8/09 CD4- 404 VL- 1,600
01-22-10-- CD4- 525 VL- 59,000
Cherish the simple things life has to offer

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