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Re: Here kitty kitty...
« Reply #100 on: May 20, 2014, 09:41:56 PM »
ok. needed a cheer me up moment today and UPS arrived. leopard cat bed. poor design. it was like climbing on a marshmallow during an earthquake. way overstuffed.

so... I pulled half of the fiberfill out.








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Re: Here kitty kitty...
« Reply #101 on: May 21, 2014, 02:58:32 AM »
Cute, very cute.  ;D
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« Reply #102 on: May 21, 2014, 09:31:24 AM »
I can see from that pic you have finally beat the stuffing out of those cats .

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« Reply #103 on: May 21, 2014, 05:23:51 PM »
I can see from that pic you have finally beat the stuffing out of those cats .

Nope. They have been beating it out of each other. There was a winner though...



Gay Pants is now down to 8 lives.  :'(
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Re: Here kitty kitty...
« Reply #104 on: May 24, 2014, 09:00:37 AM »

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« Reply #105 on: May 26, 2014, 04:30:50 PM »
Cute, very cute.  ;D

I want to see pictures of the nail clipping! Nothing turns 'cute' into 'blood-thirsty psychotic feline frenzy' quite as well as a carefully timed nail clipping without personal protective gear. I found a use for your stuffing-less pillow husk, Mitch! The Cat Bag....great for tossing kitty in so that you can tend to his talons without becoming a shish-ka-bob!

He looks so calm here.....obviously medicated.

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Re: Here kitty kitty...
« Reply #106 on: May 26, 2014, 05:11:51 PM »
^^

RUBBER CAT MONTHY

Oh Dano you are straying from the Vanilla Path since your move to the Big city
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« Reply #107 on: May 26, 2014, 05:17:52 PM »
My gut tells me Dano hasn't been on a Vanilla path in quite some time.
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« Reply #108 on: May 26, 2014, 05:23:58 PM »
My gut tells me Dano hasn't been on a Vanilla path in quite some time.

Always trust your gut instinct!

I've been on the receiving end of my psychotic black brick with talons one too many times during a quality nail clipping. Usually, he manages to get one right in the skin and latch on and then give me the look of 'Go ahead.....make my day!' No hissing, no squirming.....but we know the end result of the balance of power change. I've thought about the bag.....but our relationship is such that I'd probably leave him in it afterwards for payback. One thing about Munchkins...they may be short but they have some freakishly large muscles in those stubby legs.
You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there's still going to be somebody who hates peaches.

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Re: Here kitty kitty...
« Reply #109 on: May 26, 2014, 05:29:28 PM »
Have none off you cat lovers heard off chloroform?
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« Reply #110 on: May 26, 2014, 05:30:25 PM »
As far as nail clipping goes... Kenny has researched it thoroughly.



Did it do any good? Ha! No. We resorted to the blanket burrito and even then the blood appeared. Which reminds me, it's that time again. Maybe elbow length leather gloves?     Or chloroform. lol

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« Reply #111 on: May 26, 2014, 05:34:39 PM »
Now dear Miss MiaSofia has been taught to attend to her own manicure needs , and is at this moment just zipping up her JUNIOR MISS nail file clippers etc and putting  them back in the draw.

Pity that cats are too "independent" to learn anything.
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« Reply #112 on: May 26, 2014, 05:36:34 PM »
Kenny dear cats cannot read and have no interest in religion,
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« Reply #113 on: May 26, 2014, 05:37:18 PM »
Elbow length rubber gloves? Well, uh......ok.......wow. TMI (unless you have pictures). You just have them around the house for a thorough bathroom cleaning? Perhaps they're for the alternative / goth opera in Connecticut?

Here you go! How to Chloroform a Cat straight from YouTube!

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bf-h8EiTtw0
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Re: Here kitty kitty...
« Reply #114 on: May 26, 2014, 05:39:41 PM »
Now dear Miss MiaSofia has been taught to attend to her own manicure needs , and is at this moment just zipping up her JUNIOR MISS nail file clippers etc and putting  them back in the draw.

Pity that cats are too "independent" to learn anything.

So disappointed to hear Miss Mia has to miss the spa treatment that cats demand. She must be jealous and is making her own way through the world as best she can.
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« Reply #115 on: May 26, 2014, 05:45:54 PM »
Miss Mia is a independent Gal and currently owns 5 Cat Spa,s and 7 Drive throe Neutering locations.
« Last Edit: May 26, 2014, 05:48:35 PM by Theyer »
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« Reply #116 on: May 26, 2014, 05:52:54 PM »
Kenny dear cats cannot read and have no interest in religion,

Another plus. lol.
Miss Mia is a indepandant Gal and currently owns 5 Spa,s .

And she does her own nails. Very impressed!

Elbow length rubber gloves? Well, uh......ok.......wow. TMI (unless you have pictures). You just have them around the house for a thorough bathroom cleaning? Perhaps they're for the alternative / goth opera in Connecticut?


Leather gloves. Me thinks you are reading into words not on the page. lol.
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« Reply #117 on: May 26, 2014, 05:54:15 PM »
Re Dano,s video find until the end I thought great kid snuffs cat film,s. Dano has strayed.

then realized it was just another example off what happens to humans when they breed all judgment regarding off spring out the window and they buy animated cushions.
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« Reply #118 on: May 26, 2014, 05:58:09 PM »
Another plus. lol.
And she does her own nails. Very impressed!



Durrr who else is going to teach the ex commy block bitches she employ,s at the Spa,s.
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« Reply #119 on: May 26, 2014, 06:00:58 PM »

Leather gloves. Me thinks you are reading into words not on the page. lol.

Geez....where did I get THAT from. Although, nothing is quite as stylish as full-length rubber opera gloves. I'm sure Gaga will have them soon if she already doesn't. No, I am not watching porn at 3pm!!
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« Reply #120 on: May 26, 2014, 06:08:06 PM »
Anybody else been to a Funeral where there where bouquets off rubber roses ?
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« Reply #121 on: May 26, 2014, 09:22:17 PM »
Anybody else been to a Funeral where there where bouquets off rubber roses ?

No, but I've been to funerals where they handed out bowls of rubbers. 
Complacency is the enemy.  ;)  Challenge yourself daily for maximum  return on investment.

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« Reply #122 on: May 28, 2014, 12:00:00 PM »
No, but I've been to funerals where they handed out bowls of rubbers.

A change from canapes and champagne. My own personal Favourite.
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« Reply #123 on: May 30, 2014, 11:28:25 AM »
http://www.5by.com/go-pro/posts/2o3/gopro-fireman-saves-kitten

This is for all you Kitty lovers {firemen are,t bad either}

I expect a lot for this Mitch
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« Reply #124 on: May 30, 2014, 11:34:09 AM »
Such a fuss over a little singed pussy hair . 

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« Reply #125 on: May 30, 2014, 01:40:06 PM »
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« Reply #126 on: May 30, 2014, 05:31:06 PM »
Howudodat

Although I knew the outcome , it was still an extremely anxious 2 minutes . My cheque is in the Post to the Welesney Fire Fighters Windows and Orphans along with a request for any naked Fire Fighters calendars . 
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« Reply #127 on: May 31, 2014, 07:48:13 AM »
Such a fuss over a little singed pussy hair . 

Hey, you just watch it buddy, before someone comes along and singes your pussy hair.
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« Reply #128 on: May 31, 2014, 07:15:17 PM »
Hey, you just watch it buddy, before someone comes along and singes your pussy hair.

When I was a young blade enjoying my knowledge off where to drink 24 hours a day in little ole London ----- late one afternoon enthusiastically retelling a Yarn to 5 or 6 best friends my crutch emitted much smoke and our group reacted with alarm mirth and confusion.

A cardboard envelope off matches advertising the last drinking den tightly cocooned in my 501 ,s had been ignited by my movements and the alcohol and my friend from the Brazilian embassy,s prezzie had acted as quite an effective pain killer.

Oh what larks next week the time I missed the ashtray and the cab driver avoided the crash!!!
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« Reply #129 on: June 01, 2014, 10:02:33 AM »
Mitch, I'm giving you an early Christmas present with this. Enjoy:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/29/cat-people-dog-people-intelligence_n_5412245.html

Since my cat thinks it's a dog and even barks - I claim both ends of the study.
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« Reply #130 on: June 01, 2014, 11:27:59 AM »
Mitch, I'm giving you an early Christmas present with this. Enjoy:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/29/cat-people-dog-people-intelligence_n_5412245.html

Since my cat thinks it's a dog and even barks - I claim both ends of the study.

lol. I almost posted that yesterday but I got distracted by something shiny.

Maybe it takes awhile for that cat lover intelligence thing to kick in?  ???
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« Reply #131 on: June 01, 2014, 11:47:36 AM »
If cat lovers are so smart then why don't they get a dog ?

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« Reply #132 on: June 01, 2014, 11:54:46 AM »
If cat lovers are so smart then why don't they get a dog ?

A friend of mine has a cat and a dog. The dog is for the cat's amusement.
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« Reply #133 on: June 01, 2014, 11:58:45 AM »
A friend of mine has a cat and a dog. The dog is for the cat's amusement.

Then the cat is pretty smart ... wanting a dog and everything .

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« Reply #134 on: June 01, 2014, 01:26:05 PM »
back over 20 years ago when i my ex and i first moved in together, she had this freakish giant maine coon, i had a silver doberman (maxwell, as in maxwells silver hammer) he was an awesome dog, dumber than a rock though. this cat moved in, and would be chill for weeks. but suddenly, out of the blue, she'd come bolting through the house like greased lightening howling like a banshee in heat and pull up in front of max. she'd slap him i swear a dozen times across across the face before he even got up from dozing. then she'd be gone just as fast. poor max always looked so hurt and confused, would look at me like why in the hell did you let that thing in the house

max used to eat my gym socks. found the old boy dead with a sock half out his ass. dumb dog.

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« Reply #135 on: June 01, 2014, 01:34:19 PM »

max used to eat my gym socks. found the old boy dead with a sock half out his ass.

I'm starting the pool...how long before someone says, "I had an EX like that...."
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« Reply #136 on: June 01, 2014, 04:26:21 PM »
I'm starting the pool...how long before someone says, "I had an EX like that...."

Well it does fit a particular request once made
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« Reply #137 on: June 01, 2014, 06:16:18 PM »
Then the cat is pretty smart ... wanting a dog and everything .

lol. Makes me wonder how many dogs are wanting a cat.
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« Reply #138 on: August 14, 2014, 09:14:44 PM »
Just an update. Left poor Goo out in the rain overnight 2 days ago. Parental guilt! We were out on our deck/balcony and didn't see her come out. We ate, came in, and went straight to bed.

They (Goo and Gay Pants) are still unpredictable in the evening and we thought they were both settled under the bed. Well... he was, she wasn't. Didn't discover it until the next day. :( I was frantic!! I called her name and heard her loud meow. Found her on the copper ledge looking a bit wet. Not drenched as she must have spent the night under the air conditioner.

Anyway, her expression was priceless once she knew that I found her. She trotted right in and talked up a storm while at the same time was giving me loving and gratitude like I was a fireman pulling up a kid that was just trapped in a well. Ugh! I felt so guilty but she seemed to not notice.

Since then, it's been nothing but greater trust. Go figure!

Picked some sunflowers today and here she is in all here glory. Oops, I started posting and forgot to get the pic loaded in photo bucket. Give me a minute.
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« Reply #139 on: August 14, 2014, 09:18:20 PM »
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