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Author Topic: Orgasmic calculator  (Read 1267 times)

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Offline AlanBama

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Orgasmic calculator
« on: October 31, 2006, 09:03:04 PM »
  I thought this was pretty cute......press the keys on the calculator and listen to the sounds..

"Remember my sentimental friend that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others." - The Wizard of Oz

Offline wellington

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Re: Orgasmic calculator
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2006, 10:06:31 PM »
LOL. And I thought I had free time. Some people.

Offline RAB

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Re: Orgasmic calculator
« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2006, 10:34:42 AM »


Offline AlanBama

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Re: Orgasmic calculator
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2006, 10:49:22 AM »
An accountant co-worker from years past emailed this to me.   Guess you have to be an accountant to think it's funny.....

"Remember my sentimental friend that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others." - The Wizard of Oz

Offline wellington

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Re: Orgasmic calculator
« Reply #4 on: November 01, 2006, 11:39:28 AM »
The partner's a bean counter type. He was not amused. I giggled, but this is clearly a calculator for straight, or at least bisexual, folks. maybe we could reverse engineer it to make an AM calculator - a little sex, a little politics, and a whole lotta fun ;)

Offline aztecan

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Re: Orgasmic calculator
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2006, 12:05:19 AM »
When I punched 2006, it was all female.

When I punched in the year of my birth, it was ALL MALE!  ;D

Goes to show, there's a reason we have a Bush in the Whitehouse!  ::)


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Offline J.R.E.

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Re: Orgasmic calculator
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2006, 07:38:06 AM »


Number 5 is the sound I make when I am getting out of bed. Number 9 is the sound I make, when I turn on the shower, and the water first hits me ! I've had some of those other sounds, when I am by myself...  ;D :D

Current Meds ; Viramune, Epzicom, 40mg of simvastatin, 12.5mg of Hydrochlorothiazide.
Metoprolol tartrate 25mg






 In October of 2003, My t-cell count was 16, Viral load was over 500,000, Percentage at that time was 5%. I started my first  HAART regimen  on October 24th,03.

 As of April 14, 2014,  t-cells are at 485 Viral load unknown @ this time

 Current % is at 14% (L)

 62 years young.


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