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Offline AlanBama

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Ghosts
« on: October 26, 2006, 09:34:47 PM »
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the
last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.  Upon
making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest
episode was another and stayed put.  He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea
and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.

In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the
bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.  A drunk was walking
by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.  He started yelling,
cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off
him and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.

As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the
sheets, a hospital security guard (barely containing his laughter) who
had watched the whole incident walked up and asked, "What the heck is
going on here?"
 
The drunk, still staring down, replied: "I'm not sure but I think I
just beat the shit out of a ghost".


"Remember my sentimental friend that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others." - The Wizard of Oz

Offline Teresa

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Re: Ghosts
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2006, 09:48:18 PM »
LMAO
Hubby HIV+ 5/5/06
CD4:320
  %: 26.7
 VL: <20
Atripla (started it 8/24/06)
 

Offline Longislander

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Re: Ghosts
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2006, 09:56:03 PM »
 ;D
infected 10/05 diagnosed 12-05
2/06   379/57000                    6/07 372/30500 25%   4/09 640/U/32% 
5/06   ?? /37000                     8/07 491/55000/24%    9/09 913/U/39%
8/06   349/9500 25%              11/07 515/68000/24     2/10 845/U/38%
9/06   507/16,000 30% !          2/08  516/116k/22%    7/10 906/80/39%
12/06 398/29000 26%             Start Atripla 3/08
3/07   402/80,000 29%            4/08  485/undet!/27
4/07   507/35,000 25%            7/08 625/UD/34%
                                                 11/08 684/U/36%

Offline pozguy75

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Re: Ghosts
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2006, 11:39:14 PM »
LOL  ;D Alan...Alan...Alan...you have no idea how close to home that is!
Dx 2005
ATRIPLA

Offline anniebc

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Re: Ghosts
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2006, 12:04:50 AM »
 :D :D :-*..good one alan.

Hugs
Jan :-*
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Offline cph9680

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Re: Ghosts
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2006, 12:56:01 AM »
LOL  :D  That's cute

 


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