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GSOgymrat:
No this isn't The Onion. I'm at a loss...

Matty the Damned would know what to say.

Chinese ‘paranormalist’ arrested for exorcising a ‘haunted vagina’ with his penis

http://freethinker.co.uk/2013/09/09/chinese-paranormalist-arrested-for-exorcising-a-haunted-vagina-with-his-penis/

A man who claimed he could could use his penis to rid a woman of ghosts that had taken up residence in her vagina, was arrested in China after performing the “sexorcism” for which he charged $3,000.

Huang Jianjun was arrested in the Guangdong Province after he convinced A Xin that he could remove evil spirits from her vagina by having sexual intercourse. A day later, Xin reported the incident to the police, and Jianjun was promptly arrested.ghost

The victim allegedly came to the self-styled “ghost hunter” because she needed help seducing her boss who she had a crush on.

Xin, an employee of a spice shop was so infatuated with her boss that she sought Jianjun’s help to seduce her employer. Jianjun said could help the two fall in love by performing an exorcism.

The pair allegedly met in a hotel room where Xin was asked strip naked. Jianjun then convinced Xin that he needed to have sex with her and that it was the only way to get rid of the evil spirits. He caimed his dick would banish the vaginal squatters who were preventing Xin and her boss from falling in love.

Jianjun insists that he never had sex with the Xin and that he can’t get an erection due to diabetes. He is currently in jail awaiting trial in Guangzhou.

mitch777:
Well, all vaginas tend to scare me, but no offense to the ladies. I'm gay. sssshhh... :) boo!
Sexorcism. Hmmm... LOL!

Jeff G:
The only evil spirits that ever flew out of me were from norvir .

I wonder why its an assault if she consented to the vaginal exorcism ? I would have my lawyer check up in there for evil spirits and if none are present declare the exorcism a success .   

mitch777:

--- Quote from: Jeff G on September 13, 2013, 06:04:51 PM ---

I wonder why its an assault if she consented to the vaginal exorcism ? I would have my lawyer check up in there for evil spirits and if none are present declare the exorcism a success .   

--- End quote ---
Good point.  Seems like the ghostbusters might have done their job. Wish he was around 30 years ago. :)

WillyWump:

--- Quote from: GSOgymrat on September 13, 2013, 05:49:35 PM ---

ghosts that had taken up residence in her vagina

--- End quote ---

THIS is the best stuff I've heard all week.

I've had a skanky vaj a time or two back in the day, but this takes the cake!

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