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Author Topic: REPENT For The End Is Nigh !!!!!  (Read 3148 times)

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Offline Lwood

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REPENT For The End Is Nigh !!!!!
« on: June 06, 2006, 09:42:44 AM »
Yep the day is finally upon Us, Good Ol 6/6/06..... Naturally, I have an apropriate shirt......

Drink A Beer and Light A Fart
We're Going To Hell In a Red Handcart
The Mods, The Members, The Worried Wells
We're All Headed Straight To Hell
You Shouldn't Have Watched All Those Porns
Now You Meet the Dude With Horns
So Amazing Grace Can Sit On Mah Face
As We Roll Down to the Red Hot Place
Str8, Bi, Trans or Gay
Satan's Takin Your Soul
And Putting it on on Ebay.

                                -Lwood 6/6/06.

The first (and hopefully last) AIDSmeds Poem....



- Maniacal Evil Laughter....
« Last Edit: July 27, 2006, 10:46:30 AM by Lwood »
"Fortunately, I Keep My T Cells Numbered For Just Such An Emergency"
  -Either Foghorn Leghorn or Johnny Cash

Offline Moffie65

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Re: REPENT For The End Is Nigh !!!!!
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2006, 10:19:02 AM »
Lwood,

Thanks for this. 

I have a bumper sticker that states, "Where are we going, and why am I in this Handbasket"?

Cool!
The Bible contains 6 admonishments to homosexuals,
and 362 to heterosexuals.
This doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals,
It's just that they need more supervision.
Lynn Lavne

Offline Lwood

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Re: REPENT For The End Is Nigh !!!!!
« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2006, 11:20:54 AM »
I was struck my another few verses while picking up a few Cold Ones for brunch....



And What The HELL Will Jesus Do ??
When The Gates Of Heaven
Get  Bags Of Flaming Poo...
The Newbies, The Jr. and Senior Members
Will All wind up in Brimstone Embers
But we all Know, Damn Good And Well
That They Have  Internet In Hell,
Chat with Hitler,Stalin, The Oklahoma Bomber..
If You Dare, Go Private With Jeffrey Dahmer.
Trade Webcam Pics with Jack The Ripper...
 OH Look, There Goes The Gipper !!
So Spark One Up, Don't Mind The Smell
Because 'Dude, We're Goin' To Hell .....



THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT
« Last Edit: July 27, 2006, 10:47:02 AM by Lwood »
"Fortunately, I Keep My T Cells Numbered For Just Such An Emergency"
  -Either Foghorn Leghorn or Johnny Cash

Offline Terry

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Re: REPENT For The End Is Nigh !!!!!
« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2006, 11:35:20 AM »
Yeah Devil!

Terry

Offline Consumed

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Re: REPENT For The End Is Nigh !!!!!
« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2006, 11:44:26 AM »


HELL WON'T HAVE ME!

I WAS ALREADY BANNISHED, Too many user names
LYS

Offline Rob - Dublin

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Re: REPENT For The End Is Nigh !!!!!
« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2006, 03:27:50 PM »
Lwood,

Can u put music to this, I think Simon Cowell would be interested ;)

Rob
14 Dec 2005 Tested Neg
21 Jan 2006 Infected
09 May 2006 Tested Poz
29 May 2006 CD4 551  (33%) VL 21,000
10 July 2006 CD4 632  (34%) VL 24,500

......when i'm good, i'm very good - when i'm bad i'm even better......

Dream as if you will live forever - Live as if you will die today.....

Offline Lwood

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Re: REPENT For The End Is Nigh !!!!!
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2006, 07:18:09 PM »
shameless evil bump
"Fortunately, I Keep My T Cells Numbered For Just Such An Emergency"
  -Either Foghorn Leghorn or Johnny Cash

Offline Lwood

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Re: REPENT For The End Is Nigh !!!!!
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2006, 07:39:20 PM »
OK just because ....
"Fortunately, I Keep My T Cells Numbered For Just Such An Emergency"
  -Either Foghorn Leghorn or Johnny Cash

Offline Sae

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Re: REPENT For The End Is Nigh !!!!!
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2006, 08:46:11 PM »
Clearly it is not a coincidence that Lwood's last post/photo makes 66 posts for him.

Not that I looked.

Sae.

Meh.

Offline Andy Velez

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Re: REPENT For The End Is Nigh !!!!!
« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2006, 09:04:22 PM »
Lwood, the only end which seems to be near is your butt. Nothing scary there for from what I can see.

A merry 666 to ya,
Andy Velez

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Re: REPENT For The End Is Nigh !!!!!
« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2006, 11:34:57 PM »
....get thee behind me satan :o

Offline aztecan

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Re: REPENT For The End Is Nigh !!!!!
« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2006, 02:47:44 AM »
Forget it, he's mine!

HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

IF you want me, call me by my OTHER name!



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