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Lwood:
Yep the day is finally upon Us, Good Ol 6/6/06..... Naturally, I have an apropriate shirt......

Drink A Beer and Light A Fart
We're Going To Hell In a Red Handcart
The Mods, The Members, The Worried Wells
We're All Headed Straight To Hell
You Shouldn't Have Watched All Those Porns
Now You Meet the Dude With Horns
So Amazing Grace Can Sit On Mah Face
As We Roll Down to the Red Hot Place
Str8, Bi, Trans or Gay
Satan's Takin Your Soul
And Putting it on on Ebay.
                                -Lwood 6/6/06.

The first (and hopefully last) AIDSmeds Poem....



- Maniacal Evil Laughter....

Moffie65:
Lwood,

Thanks for this. 

I have a bumper sticker that states, "Where are we going, and why am I in this Handbasket"?

Cool!

Lwood:
I was struck my another few verses while picking up a few Cold Ones for brunch....



And What The HELL Will Jesus Do ??
When The Gates Of Heaven
Get  Bags Of Flaming Poo...
The Newbies, The Jr. and Senior Members
Will All wind up in Brimstone Embers
But we all Know, Damn Good And Well
That They Have  Internet In Hell,
Chat with Hitler,Stalin, The Oklahoma Bomber..
If You Dare, Go Private With Jeffrey Dahmer.
Trade Webcam Pics with Jack The Ripper...
 OH Look, There Goes The Gipper !!
So Spark One Up, Don't Mind The Smell
Because 'Dude, We're Goin' To Hell .....


THE DEVIL MADE ME DO IT

Terry:
Yeah Devil!

Terry

Consumed:


HELL WON'T HAVE ME!

I WAS ALREADY BANNISHED, Too many user names

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