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Author Topic: Subject: Missing Rooster  (Read 1375 times)

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Offline bluelove

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Subject: Missing Rooster
« on: October 13, 2006, 08:19:29 PM »
 The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and the ten hens he
kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock
went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village
so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.

  During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All
the men stood up. No, no," he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has
anybody seen a cock?" All the women stood up.
  "No, no," he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock
that doesn't belong to them?" Half the women stood up.
  "No, no," he said, "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?
All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

It's an oldie but a good one...

Burn baby burn!!

Offline Longislander

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Re: Subject: Missing Rooster
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2006, 08:22:10 PM »
hahaha very funny!
infected 10/05 diagnosed 12-05
2/06   379/57000                    6/07 372/30500 25%   4/09 640/U/32% 
5/06   ?? /37000                     8/07 491/55000/24%    9/09 913/U/39%
8/06   349/9500 25%              11/07 515/68000/24     2/10 845/U/38%
9/06   507/16,000 30% !          2/08  516/116k/22%    7/10 906/80/39%
12/06 398/29000 26%             Start Atripla 3/08
3/07   402/80,000 29%            4/08  485/undet!/27
4/07   507/35,000 25%            7/08 625/UD/34%
                                                 11/08 684/U/36%

Offline Robert

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Re: Subject: Missing Rooster
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2006, 10:19:55 PM »
are you back to work yet?  You only eat donuts on the job, right?  So it's not a sugar rush.  I guess it's what the Dr ordered..sick jokes  ::)


Offline randym431

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Re: Subject: Missing Rooster
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2006, 11:30:57 PM »
Nice joke. I like joke threads.
I'm sure many heard the one from the tv show  2 and 1/2 Men....?

If chicks with big boobs work at hooters, where do chicks with just one leg work????


(sorry, I'm blame the systiva for my actions. It works as an excuse)

Offline Cherie

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Re: Subject: Missing Rooster
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2006, 01:19:46 AM »
Randy at least you have an excuse...

With Blue one only knows ...

And she knows l am teasing...

Maybe it is the lack of sugar from no  doughnuts!!

"An adventure may be worn as a muddy spot or it may be worn as a proud insignia.It is the woman wearing it who  makes it one thing or the other."


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