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Offline Longislander

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cute joke
« on: October 13, 2006, 11:25:32 AM »
ITALIAN BOY CONFESSION
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.
The priest ask, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?
Yes, Father it is.
And who was the woman you were with?
I can't tell you , Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.
Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as
well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?
I cannot say.
Was it Teresa Volpe?
I'll never tell.
Was it Nina Capeli?
I'm sorry but I cannot name her.
Was it Cathy Piriano?
My lips are sealed.
Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?
Please, Father, I cannot tell you.
The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi
and I admire that.
But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot attend church services for
4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.
Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers,
What'd you get?
Four months vacation and five good leads........

infected 10/05 diagnosed 12-05
2/06   379/57000                    6/07 372/30500 25%   4/09 640/U/32% 
5/06   ?? /37000                     8/07 491/55000/24%    9/09 913/U/39%
8/06   349/9500 25%              11/07 515/68000/24     2/10 845/U/38%
9/06   507/16,000 30% !          2/08  516/116k/22%    7/10 906/80/39%
12/06 398/29000 26%             Start Atripla 3/08
3/07   402/80,000 29%            4/08  485/undet!/27
4/07   507/35,000 25%            7/08 625/UD/34%
                                                 11/08 684/U/36%

Offline Life

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Re: cute joke
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2006, 11:38:06 AM »
Your going to Hell (again)

Offline CaptCarl

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Re: cute joke
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2006, 11:51:43 AM »
If you do go to Hell for that one, will you save a space for me in one of the Condo's that have the stunning view of the Lake of Fire? Great joke LMAO all morning!
The only thing I can do straight is shoot..

Offline Life

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Re: cute joke
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2006, 12:00:09 PM »
Oh I have been there!  That's the one with the brimstone falling from the sky and rain that can just melt your face off??  Loved it, going back next year!  Figure with my frequent fly-er miles, its a cinch.

Offline cph9680

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Re: cute joke
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2006, 02:02:20 PM »
 ;D ;D That was great.  Still, I agree, you're gonna burn for that one  ;)

Corey

Offline ACinKC

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Re: cute joke
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2006, 03:50:18 PM »
I too shall be seated at the RIGHT HAND OF THE LORD!!!


---of darkness!
LIFE is not a race to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in a pretty and well-preserved body, but, rather to skid in broadside,
thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming--WOW! WHAT A
RIDE!!!

Offline J.R.E.

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Re: cute joke
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2006, 05:00:25 PM »
LOL ! ;D


That was good,I liked that one !! Thanks for the laugh..



Ray
Current Meds ; Viramune, Epzicom, 40mg of simvastatin, 25 mg of Hydrochlorothiazide.
Metoprolol tartrate 25mg



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Diagnosed positive in 1985,.. In October of 2003, My t-cell count was 16, Viral load was over 500,000, Percentage at that time was 5%. I started on  HAART on October 24th, 2003.

 As of 8/25/14,  t-cells are at 402, Viral load <40

 Current % is at 11%

  
 62 years young.

Offline anniebc

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Re: cute joke
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2006, 06:29:18 PM »
 :D :D..I liked that one...at least it's one I can tell the kids, they are not too keen on their Mum telling dirty jokes, but I have a few up my sleeve to tell them before I go..and I got most of them from here.. ;)

Hugs
Jan :-*
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Offline allopathicholistic

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out-of-control bachelor party
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2006, 06:51:42 PM »
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman wave at
him and say hello.
 
 He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So
 he says, "Do you Know me?"
 
 To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
 
 Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful
 and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party
 that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your
 partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my
 butt?!?!?"
 
 She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

Offline Longislander

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Re: cute joke
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2006, 07:08:50 PM »
lol, sounds like a hell of a party there Allop...

JAN- I can just see the kids going thru mom's belongings, and coming across a booklet entitled "mums' dirty jokes".. lol
infected 10/05 diagnosed 12-05
2/06   379/57000                    6/07 372/30500 25%   4/09 640/U/32% 
5/06   ?? /37000                     8/07 491/55000/24%    9/09 913/U/39%
8/06   349/9500 25%              11/07 515/68000/24     2/10 845/U/38%
9/06   507/16,000 30% !          2/08  516/116k/22%    7/10 906/80/39%
12/06 398/29000 26%             Start Atripla 3/08
3/07   402/80,000 29%            4/08  485/undet!/27
4/07   507/35,000 25%            7/08 625/UD/34%
                                                 11/08 684/U/36%

Offline bluelove

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Re: cute joke
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2006, 08:12:01 PM »
I will sharpen the sticks if you guys promise to bring marshmellows....

And l want to be next Eric ...

At least one of us will be singing.....

Blue

 


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