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Offline skeebo1969

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Dear Santa......
« on: December 14, 2012, 10:59:54 AM »
Dear Santa,
 How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.
 
Merry Christmas,
 Timmy Jones
 ~~~~~~~~
 Dear Timmy,
 
Thank you for your letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn't want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I'll bring you something you can go outside and play with.
 
Merry Christmas,
 Santa Claus
 ~~~~~
 
Mr. Claus,
 
Seeing that I have fulfilled the "naughty vs. nice" contract, set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn't want to turn this joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don't you think that a jibe at my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit trite?
 
Respectfully,
 Tim Jones
 ~~~~~~~~
 
Mr. Jones,
 While I have acknowledged you have met the "nice" criteria, need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action, well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorneys have been on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve you social skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the bottom of the Burger King fry bin most days.
 
Very Truly Yours,
 S Claus
 ~~~~~~~~
 
Now look here Fat Man,
 I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I'm about to tweet my boys and we're gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I'm taking my game console, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, FAT MAN!
 
T-Bone
 ~~~~~~~~
 Listen Pizza Face,
 Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny g-banger wannabe? "He sees you when you're sleeping; He knows when you're awake". Sound familiar, genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal.
I got your sh*t wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people that if I described them right now, you'd throw up your Totino's pizza roll all over the carpet of your mom's basement.
You're not getting what you asked for, but I'm still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in you're a** and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia.
 
S Clizzy
 ~~~~~~~~
 Dear Santa,
 Bring me whatever you see fit. I'll appreciate anything.
 
Timmy
 ~~~~~~~~
 Timmy,
 That's what I thought you little bastard.
 
Santa
I despise the song Love is in the Air, you should too.

Offline Joe K

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Re: Dear Santa......
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2012, 11:57:34 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Joe

Offline britchick

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Re: Dear Santa......
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2012, 01:40:59 PM »
Lol!!!!!!!!!!! 

Britchickx

Offline thunter34

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Re: Dear Santa......
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2012, 10:06:35 PM »
A great little dose of seasonal cheer, but one I definitely needed today.
AIDS isn't for sissies.

Offline Growler

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Re: Dear Santa......
« Reply #4 on: December 15, 2012, 01:07:42 AM »
“If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.”

Offline mecch

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Re: Dear Santa......
« Reply #5 on: December 15, 2012, 04:37:19 AM »
There must be an old iPhone 4 nobody wants anymore, lying around the asian elves' "workrooms". 
“From each, according to his ability; to each, according to his need” 1875 K Marx

Offline red_Dragon888

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Re: Dear Santa......
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2012, 02:31:37 PM »
LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=I3ba3lnFHik

“Neither look forward where there is doubt nor backward where there is regret. Look inward and ask not if there is anything o

Offline emeraldize

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Re: Dear Santa......
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2012, 03:13:45 PM »
My kinda stocking stuffer...comedy.

Offline RapidRod

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Re: Dear Santa......
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2012, 07:44:03 PM »
Good one Tom.

 


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