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Offline Lugzsoo

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White
« on: December 10, 2012, 08:42:29 PM »
White elephant  we do on Christmas I need a good thing to take my wife family did that Jeff foxworthy song 12 redneck days .

Anyone as a good one plz put it down

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Re: White
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2012, 10:17:44 PM »
wat
"Iíve slept with enough men to know that Iím not gay"

Offline wolfter

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Re: White
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2012, 11:18:19 PM »
wat

Can't you read?????   He's taking Jeff Foxworthy's "12 days of Christmas" cd to his wife's family's Christmas party.  He is asking if anyone else is having a white elephant gift exchange.  GEESH. :o
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Offline phildinftlaudy

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Re: White
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2012, 11:26:42 PM »
We had one today at office party at work - I got Mama Mia on DVD.  WINNING!!! ;D
September 13, 2008 - diagnosed +
Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: White
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2012, 11:43:59 PM »
Can't you read?????   He's taking Jeff Foxworthy's "12 days of Christmas" cd to his wife's family's Christmas party.  He is asking if anyone else is having a white elephant gift exchange.  GEESH. :o

I read and re-read it and I still am having trouble understanding it.
"Iíve slept with enough men to know that Iím not gay"

Offline tednlou2

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Re: White
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2012, 11:48:28 PM »
I think it goes by different names.  We call it Chinese gift exchange.  I have no idea where that name comes from.  Some call it Dirty Santa.  We do it every year.  Everyone buys a $25 gift.  We draw numbers and the first person unwraps the first gift.  The next person can take it or open another--and so on.  We had to make a rule that a gift can only be exchanged three times, because it went on forever. 

Howie Mandell had a show premiere tonight on the same concept.  I guess it will only be a Christmas season show? 

Offline buginme2

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Re: White
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2012, 11:49:40 PM »
I read and re-read it and I still am having trouble understanding it.

Think of how Yoda speaks

Offline buginme2

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Re: White
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2012, 11:51:06 PM »
I think it goes by different names.  We call it Chinese gift exchange. 

Why? Thats racist

Offline tednlou2

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Re: White
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2012, 11:58:50 PM »
Why? Thats racist

I have no idea where it comes from.  I never heard of it until my partners's family did it.  I will have to ask them, but I suspect they just went by the name that was used at his dad's Allstate Insurance parties.  That's where they first did it.  Perhaps it has a positive meaning and not derogatory at all?  I mean, I have never heard of the Chinese taking gifts away in a racial slur. 

The title of this thread made me think it was going to be about race. 

Offline buginme2

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Re: White
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2012, 12:04:21 AM »
Maybe it comes from the Chinese fire drill.  When you stop your car at an intersection, everyone gets out and runs around the car then jumps back in and drives away.

That would make sense since your giving gifts in a rotation. 


Offline wolfter

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Re: White
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2012, 12:09:49 AM »
I assumed everyone knew about white elephant exchanges.  You do not buy anything, you find an item that still has use, but you no longer want.  It is quite fun if people bring unique and interesting items.  We held one at the post this past weekend and everyone bought plenty of drinks and eats. 

If you want to get rid of of vintage vcr tapes, put 6 - 8 of them in a small box. 
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Re: White
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2012, 12:15:39 AM »
I've never heard of it.
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Offline tednlou2

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Re: White
« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2012, 12:17:18 AM »
I assumed everyone knew about white elephant exchanges.  You do not buy anything, you find an item that still has use, but you no longer want.  It is quite fun if people bring unique and interesting items.  We held one at the post this past weekend and everyone bought plenty of drinks and eats. 

If you want to get rid of of vintage vcr tapes, put 6 - 8 of them in a small box.

Ok, I guess this is different.  We do something similar with a group of friends.  However, we bring our worst, tackiest gift to exchange.  The VCR tapes gave me an idea.  When my gay uncle died, my inheritance was his collection of old gay porn tapes.  They are in a big bin and I have been wondering what to do with them.  I am afraid the young nephews will find them and we will be accused of turning them gay.   ::)

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Re: White
« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2012, 12:18:53 AM »
Ok, I guess this is different.  We do something similar with a group of friends.  However, we bring our worst, tackiest gift to exchange.  The VCR tapes gave me an idea.  When my gay uncle died, my inheritance was his collection of old gay porn tapes.  They are in a big bin and I have been wondering what to do with them.  I am afraid the young nephews will find them and we will be accused of turning them gay.   ::)

That's gross. Nobody wants some cum-soaked VCR tapes of a dead man.
"Iíve slept with enough men to know that Iím not gay"

Offline wolfter

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Re: White
« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2012, 12:25:24 AM »
Or perhaps a corroded purple dildo? ;D  Some poor people could still use it manually.
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Re: White
« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2012, 12:30:22 AM »
Or perhaps a corroded purple dildo? ;D  Some poor people could still use it manually.

REAL PEOPLE DON'T PURCHASE THEIR FUN!
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Offline tednlou2

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Re: White
« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2012, 12:59:28 AM »
That's gross. Nobody wants some cum-soaked VCR tapes of a dead man.

I am sure all the tapes would glow under a black light, like Chernobyl.  I suppose if anyone did find them, they could only play them here.  I still have a VCR.  The young nephews don't know what a VHS tape is. 

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Re: White
« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2012, 01:05:24 AM »
As long as your honey pot doesn't get bacterial vaginosis I guess it's all good.
"Iíve slept with enough men to know that Iím not gay"

Offline mecch

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Re: White
« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2012, 04:42:52 AM »
White elephant  we do on Christmas I need a good thing to take my wife family did that Jeff foxworthy song 12 redneck days .

Anyone as a good one plz put it down

bourbon

everyone drinks bourbon, don't they?




ďFrom each, according to his ability; to each, according to his needĒ 1875 K Marx

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Re: White
« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2012, 08:31:42 AM »
A piece of Murano, every one has that crap lying around.

Offline Lugzsoo

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Re: White
« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2012, 12:04:38 PM »
Here the song but kids friendly

12 pack of Big red
11 raisins
10 of Copenhagen (empty cans)
9 years probation (hand cuffs)
8 table dancers  ( Barbie ) lol
7 packs of Red man (bubble gum)
6 cans of Spam
5 flannel shirts
4 big mud tires ( toy tires)
3 shotgun shells (all ready use)
2 huntin dogs (pic of two dogs )
And some parts to a Mustang GT ( yes we have to give this back)

Kid friendly so can't be nothing dirty and no beer.

 I know it hard to understand    ::) ok maybe not for some

Offline Lugzsoo

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Re: White
« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2012, 12:49:12 PM »
THE STUPID SIGN

Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me... oops... never mind, didn't see your sign."

It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says, "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big ol' stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign."

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. "Alright, Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it."

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign."

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!" See, if he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him.

I learned to drive an 18-wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you know, I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out, no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his basic questioning... okay... no problem. I thought for sure he was clear of needing a sign...until he asked, "So, is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said, "No, I'm delivering a bridge... here's your sign."

I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said, "Are you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. Here's your sign."

Anybody you know need a sign today?

The next time someone says something stupid ask them where their sign is.

Offline Lugzsoo

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Re: White
« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2012, 12:59:23 PM »
I read and re-read it and I still am having trouble understanding it.



Here's your sign

Offline GSOgymrat

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Re: White
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2012, 01:10:18 PM »


Here's your sign

You can give me a sign too, as I also had difficulty deciphering the grammatical construction of your original post.

Offline Lugzsoo

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Re: White
« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2012, 01:19:13 PM »
You can give me a sign too, as I also had difficulty deciphering the grammatical construction of your original post.


Sorry Chester Chester  the child ---------  here's your sign

Offline phildinftlaudy

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Re: White
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2012, 02:21:13 PM »
Really? So, this was supposed to interpretable:

"White elephant  we do on Christmas I need a good thing to take my wife family did that Jeff foxworthy song 12 redneck days .

Anyone as a good one plz put it down"


Perhaps, a little bit of re-ordering of structure and some punctuation would have made it clearer:

Example: We do a white elephant gift exchange on Christmas. I needed a good thing to take my wife's family, so I did that Jeff Foxworthy song "12 Redneck Days."

Anyone has a good one, please put it down."


In the meantime:
I got you your own sign -



Consider it an early Christmas gift.  ;D
September 13, 2008 - diagnosed +
Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

Offline Lugzsoo

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Re: White
« Reply #26 on: December 11, 2012, 02:53:46 PM »


Thank Phil
 
Nice pic

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Re: White
« Reply #27 on: December 11, 2012, 03:22:52 PM »
Real I don't give a sh"t about ppl I don't care if u fell off the earth ASAP .  :-X all of you smart ass fuckers .

So I don't know how to spell but I beat I can work on a car and other shit better then u . So get aids and die

Bye

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Re: White
« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2012, 03:51:47 PM »
So get aids and die


... so inappropriate
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Offline Lugzsoo

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Re: White
« Reply #29 on: December 11, 2012, 03:59:49 PM »
Miss philicia


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Re: White
« Reply #30 on: December 11, 2012, 04:03:53 PM »
And this dick








You bitch

Offline Lugzsoo

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Re: White
« Reply #31 on: December 11, 2012, 04:26:43 PM »
Only inappropriate

If you die

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Re: White
« Reply #32 on: December 11, 2012, 04:35:23 PM »
Lugs, this is the end of this thread. You're lucky I am not giving you a Time Out.

This stops right now. Don't make the mistake starting another thread like this one or you will very quickly find yourself gone.

This thread is now shut down. Period.
Andy Velez

Offline Lugzsoo

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Re: White
« Reply #33 on: December 11, 2012, 04:41:25 PM »
Fuck you

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« Last Edit: December 12, 2012, 05:03:43 PM by iana5252 »

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Re: White
« Reply #34 on: December 11, 2012, 05:01:11 PM »


  This reminds me of a Twelve Days of Chistmas gone terribly wrong.
I despise the song Love is in the Air, you should too.

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Re: White
« Reply #35 on: December 11, 2012, 05:02:54 PM »
Thanks for making the decision to ban you easier. I am just going to trust that you will find useful HIV information elsewhere.

You are now gone from this site and this thread is locked down. End of this story. 
Andy Velez

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Re: White
« Reply #36 on: December 12, 2012, 02:39:01 PM »
OK, call it because of the holiday season or whatever as well as his ok record in the past, I am changing Lugzoo's permanent ban to a 30 day Time Out. And with a warning to avoid this kind of offensive stuff in the future.

The thread remains locked.   
Andy Velez

 


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