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Author Topic: et tū, Guilhermina?  (Read 2577 times)

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Offline Miss Philicia

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et tū, Guilhermina?
« on: November 25, 2012, 02:52:29 PM »
So how much LARD did you gain pigging out at Taco Bell's Thanksgiving feast? Me... zilch. Same pre-holiday weight.

The rest of you please feel free to "weigh in" (if only because I'm sure Wumpella will lie) 8)

ps: I'm about to make a TEXAS meatloaf for dinner. Pix-2-follow!
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Re: et tū, Guilhermina?
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2012, 09:54:50 PM »
Same pre-holiday weight.


Which would be...what.. 290? please post a pic of your lard ass on the scale before we start this thing.

But I am SURE I lost weight over the holiday (but cannot confirm cause my battery is out in my scale). I have been a bit sick for the past week. I think I had a light flu, and then it went into my chest, and Im jsut now getting over it.. As a matter of fact I didnt even get to finish my Thanksgiving meal due to the fact I shit my pants right after my first helping of dressing, Had to get up and leave the table and go home :(  I have very little experience with shitty pants, unlike some of you, so it was rather interesting trying to explaiin to 13 people that I suddenly had to leave, and then of course trying to drive home without actually sitting in the seat. lovely
« Last Edit: November 25, 2012, 10:11:08 PM by WillyWump »
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Re: et tū, Guilhermina?
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2012, 10:06:53 PM »
As a matter of fact I didnt even get to finish my Thanksgiving meal due to the fact I shit my pants right after my first helping of dressing

You sharted!  That's what you get for passing gas at the Sangivi Table. 

How dreadful, even if it is a bit funny.  I feel for you :/
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Re: et tū, Guilhermina?
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2012, 10:12:11 PM »

But I am SURE I lost weight over the holiday (but cannot confirm cause my battery is out in my scale). I have been a bit sick for the past week. I think I had a light flu, and then it went into my chest, and Im jsut now getting over it.. As a matter of fact I didnt even get to finish my Thanksgiving meal due to the fact I shit my pants right after my first helping of dressing, Had to get up and leave the table and go home :(  I have very little experience with shitty pants, unlike some of you, so it was rather interesting trying to explaiin to 13 people that I suddenly had to leave, and then of course trying to drive home without actually sitting in the seat. lovely

That's awful Wumpy.  But somehow, as much as I hate to say it, I think you would be rich if you sold the movie rights.  I hope you're feeling better.

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Re: et tū, Guilhermina?
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2012, 10:22:07 PM »
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Re: et tū, Guilhermina?
« Reply #5 on: November 26, 2012, 06:47:19 PM »
Perhaps you need to read our LTS posts about how to deal with those sudden unexpected release of bowels.  Imagine doing that several times a day!!!   

On another note, I think I win the weight gain contest.  6lbs in 1 week and I have pics to prove it.

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Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: et tū, Guilhermina?
« Reply #6 on: November 26, 2012, 07:21:18 PM »
(but cannot confirm cause my battery is out in my scale)

Is that kind of like when your doctor lost your lipid panel lab results for an entire year?
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Offline tednlou2

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Re: et tū, Guilhermina?
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2012, 12:18:31 AM »
I've gained 4 pounds.  Btw, I sharted, too.  But, this happened Friday, after eating at a Chinese restaurant.  I haven't sharted in a long time.  I was forcing a fart, and a little came out.  Luckily, it stayed within my butt cheeks and I was able to go on with our shopping.     

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Re: et tū, Guilhermina?
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2012, 01:21:15 AM »
No one here has sharted to the degree and eloquence of dear Joe, who used the thick rubber bands around broccoli in the grocery store to stem the tide of pop from exiting his jeans.

That's hardcore.

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Offline wolfter

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Re: et tū, Guilhermina?
« Reply #9 on: November 27, 2012, 01:22:52 PM »
I'm back up to my ideal weight of 145.  If you're wondering what the brown dot is, that's my max point where I need to limit my intake.

Complacency is the enemy.  ;)  Challenge yourself daily for maximum  return on investment.

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Re: et tū, Guilhermina?
« Reply #10 on: November 27, 2012, 03:00:54 PM »
No one here has sharted to the degree and eloquence of dear Joe, who used the thick rubber bands around broccoli in the grocery store to stem the tide of pop from exiting his jeans.


^this wins.

I've heard it all now.


and a little came out.  Luckily, it stayed within my butt cheeks and I was able to go on with our shopping.     

Spoken by a professional sharter, clearly.
« Last Edit: November 27, 2012, 03:03:14 PM by WillyWump »
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Re: et tū, Guilhermina?
« Reply #11 on: November 27, 2012, 03:28:46 PM »
My friend Ron is a chronic sharter , so much so he carries extra clothes in the car . He once asked me to get a bag out of his car and put the clothes in the washer for him , this is the day I learned is a chronic sharter .

I got him back . I waited till he was taking a nap in his comfy chair and I went and got about 8 of those bite size baby ruth bars , chewed them up and packed my ass crack with em and woke him up and shot him the moon from about a foot away . It didn't end well because he hurt his back climbing over the back of his lazy boy recliner trying to get away . I seriously don't know why I'm willing to share stories like this , it just doesn't seem right on so many levels . His elderly sister asked me during thanksgiving if I really did that to Ron and I reluctantly told her yes , she leaned over and whispered to me to never drive his car because he craps in the seat all the time .   

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Re: et tū, Guilhermina?
« Reply #12 on: November 27, 2012, 05:09:13 PM »
My friend Ron is a chronic sharter , so much so he carries extra clothes in the car . He once asked me to get a bag out of his car and put the clothes in the washer for him , this is the day I learned is a chronic sharter .

I got him back . I waited till he was taking a nap in his comfy chair and I went and got about 8 of those bite size baby ruth bars , chewed them up and packed my ass crack with em and woke him up and shot him the moon from about a foot away . It didn't end well because he hurt his back climbing over the back of his lazy boy recliner trying to get away . I seriously don't know why I'm willing to share stories like this , it just doesn't seem right on so many levels . His elderly sister asked me during thanksgiving if I really did that to Ron and I reluctantly told her yes , she leaned over and whispered to me to never drive his car because he craps in the seat all the time .

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Re: et tū, Guilhermina?
« Reply #13 on: November 27, 2012, 05:34:19 PM »
I'm back up to my ideal weight of 145.  If you're wondering what the brown dot is, that's my max point where I need to limit my intake.



Now Wolfie, you do know, don't you, that leaning on one of your crutches is cheating when you're weighing yourself?
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Re: et tū, Guilhermina?
« Reply #14 on: November 27, 2012, 05:42:51 PM »
Now Wolfie, you do know, don't you, that leaning on one of your crutches is cheating when you're weighing yourself?

^this and we all know that the "brown dot" is just a Zinfandel spill ::)
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Re: et tū, Guilhermina?
« Reply #15 on: November 27, 2012, 05:58:54 PM »
I accuse my friend of weighing with his tits on the towel rack when he uses my bathroom scales .

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Re: et tū, Guilhermina?
« Reply #16 on: November 27, 2012, 07:18:14 PM »
jg,

you are too much! ;D
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Offline WillyWump

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Re: et tū, Guilhermina?
« Reply #17 on: November 27, 2012, 07:26:12 PM »
I accuse my friend of weighing with his tits on the towel rack when he uses my bathroom scales .

LMAO!!!!
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Re: et tū, Guilhermina?
« Reply #18 on: November 28, 2012, 11:53:26 AM »
Now Wolfie, you do know, don't you, that leaning on one of your crutches is cheating when you're weighing yourself?

 ;D ;D
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Re: et tū, Guilhermina?
« Reply #19 on: November 28, 2012, 12:05:25 PM »
But I am SURE I lost weight over the holiday (but cannot confirm cause my battery is out in my scale).

How convenient.   ::)

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I have been a bit sick for the past week. I think I had a light flu, and then it went into my chest, and Im jsut now getting over it.

The "flu" diet?  Wow, you'll do anything to lose weight.     ;)

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As a matter of fact I didnt even get to finish my Thanksgiving meal due to the fact I shit my pants right after my first helping of dressing, Had to get up and leave the table and go home :(

It will make for a memorable Thanksgiving, no?

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I have very little experience with shitty pants, unlike some of you, so it was rather interesting trying to explaiin to 13 people that I suddenly had to leave, and then of course trying to drive home without actually sitting in the seat. lovely

I'm sure that some of our fellow forum members who used to take (or still take) med combos including Norvir can share their knowledge about how to drive without actually sitting in the seat.  ;)

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Re: et tū, Guilhermina?
« Reply #20 on: November 28, 2012, 12:10:21 PM »
... I waited till he was taking a nap in his comfy chair and I went and got about 8 of those bite size baby ruth bars , chewed them up and packed my ass crack with em and woke him up and shot him the moon from about a foot away . It didn't end well because he hurt his back climbing over the back of his lazy boy recliner trying to get away . I seriously don't know why I'm willing to share stories like this , it just doesn't seem right on so many levels .

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His elderly sister asked me during thanksgiving if I really did that to Ron and I reluctantly told her yes , she leaned over and whispered to me to never drive his car because he craps in the seat all the time .

Ugh.  I don't even know what to say about this. 
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Re: et tū, Guilhermina?
« Reply #21 on: November 28, 2012, 01:56:56 PM »
Ugh.  I don't even know what to say about this.

I'm not exactly a germaphobe but since I know what meds can do to the intestines and that the world is full of sharters I'm a bit squeamish of public upholstered furniture , though its not logical , even more so if its old and ratty looking . I will stand thank you .   

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Re: et tū, Guilhermina?
« Reply #22 on: November 28, 2012, 04:34:35 PM »
how to handle a shart. ;)
oopsie poopsie...
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Re: et tū, Guilhermina?
« Reply #23 on: November 28, 2012, 05:10:38 PM »
how to handle a shart. ;)
oopsie poopsie...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X26sKcCfqXg

Good info! and lol @:40

I guess I didnt have to get up and leave so abruptly afterall, but I panicked and caved under the pressure.
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Re: et tū, Guilhermina?
« Reply #24 on: November 28, 2012, 05:31:12 PM »
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  I guess I didnt have to get up and leave so abruptly afterall, but I panicked and caved under the pressure

wussie tushie?? ;D
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