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Offline WillyWump

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I Regret to inform you that MissP...
« on: October 02, 2012, 09:28:50 PM »
..has aquired a virus (ironic) on her computer and has fried her hard drive.

Yes, that's correct she has destroyed her toilet and her computer all in the same day.

It's truly been a shitty day for her.

<Even though you see her hovering over there, she is unable to do much typing since she is using Google Voice and its hard for her hooves to type on the phone.

So I think we should take as many pot shots at that bald bitch while we can, since she cant respond in a timely manner.

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« Last Edit: October 02, 2012, 09:34:48 PM by WillyWump »
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Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: I Regret to inform you that MissP...
« Reply #1 on: October 02, 2012, 09:42:01 PM »
careful or I'm going to start posting pictures of copious amounts of Dingle berries

google voice typing makes dingle berries 2 words
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Offline mitch777

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Re: I Regret to inform you that MissP...
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2012, 07:33:46 AM »
at least we know she is able to down-load in the bathroom. :D
31 years hiv+ (oct. 2013) with a curtsy.

Offline emeraldize

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Re: I Regret to inform you that MissP...
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2012, 07:53:29 AM »
at least we know she is able to down-load in the bathroom. :D

Heh-heh.

Offline intaglio

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Re: I Regret to inform you that MissP...
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2012, 07:04:33 AM »
"...is unable to lunch today..."

My first thought was that she had pulled a revolver on you from under her velvet gown. But then I remembered why Miss Otis had gunned down her mark and thought "Wumpy and Miss P? That ain't never gonna have happened." :P

As for the virus, you need Spybot Search & Destroy and AVG Free 2013. You may have to run Spybot from a flash drive to clear your machine of whatever has infected it. AVG used to have a run-from-clean-media version, but I can't tell you offhand if it still does.

Reality is frequently inaccurate.

Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: I Regret to inform you that MissP...
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2012, 10:01:59 AM »
Wumpella didn't really know what he was talking about. My iMac didn't have a virus, and the hard drive wasn't actually fried, I just thought it was at first. However, the filesystem had become so defragmented that a standard optimization/repair program couldn't fix it so I had to have a professional do it.

Oh, then the next day my Galaxy 2 got wonky and I had to take that in. I was completely off the grid for 2 hours! I actually read a real newspaper.
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Offline Raf

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Re: I Regret to inform you that MissP...
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2012, 10:51:25 AM »
I was seeing Miss P's signature, and I remember seeing this post about a month ago, almost fallen off the chair laughing. I wonder if that guy actually send those pics to ann..... (I'm pretty sure that he's got the bann already).
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Offline james3000

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Re: I Regret to inform you that MissP...
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2012, 11:46:37 AM »
Dangle Berries ?

Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: I Regret to inform you that MissP...
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2012, 12:09:47 PM »
You don't know what a dingleberry is? Seriously?

Would you like me to make a photo for you? :D
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Offline emeraldize

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Re: I Regret to inform you that MissP...
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2012, 12:14:41 PM »
Go ahead...he'll never forget the definition.  Are you going to choose human or animal?

Offline buginme2

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Re: I Regret to inform you that MissP...
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2012, 12:29:23 PM »
My fifth grade teacher used to call her students dingle berries.  I havent heard that term since them.

Go ahead...he'll never forget the definition.  Are you going to choose human or animal?

Miss P should post his own considering his previous post.

Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: I Regret to inform you that MissP...
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2012, 12:37:21 PM »
I had one last night because I really need to trim my ass crack hair.
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Offline james3000

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Re: I Regret to inform you that MissP...
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2012, 02:09:42 PM »
Dear Its Dangle look it up on Wikipedia !! Dangle not Dingle

Offline james3000

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Re: I Regret to inform you that MissP...
« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2012, 02:12:20 PM »
this from the 'URBAN' dictionary     dangle berry   
A 'Dangle Berry' refers to poo and bits of toilet paper stuck in the hair around the anus.

They cling to the hair and look like shitty berries, hence the name.
...and as I rimmed him I noticed something in my mouth- it was a dangle berry!!!

Offline GSOgymrat

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Re: I Regret to inform you that MissP...
« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2012, 02:19:43 PM »
My fifth grade teacher used to call her students dingle berries.  I havent heard that term since them.

I had a junior high teacher, who had been a nun, who called a student a dildo in class. She had overheard the students using the term and sincerely thought it meant "someone who was silly."

Offline red_Dragon888

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Re: I Regret to inform you that MissP...
« Reply #15 on: October 07, 2012, 02:35:52 PM »
I had a junior high teacher, who had been a nun, who called a student a dildo in class. She had overheard the students using the term and sincerely thought it meant "someone who was silly."
Sounds like she meant "dodo."
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Offline GSOgymrat

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Re: I Regret to inform you that MissP...
« Reply #16 on: October 07, 2012, 03:06:00 PM »
Sounds like she meant "dodo."

That is probably where her wires got crossed. "Dildo" was huge in the 6th grade though.

Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: I Regret to inform you that MissP...
« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2012, 03:28:11 PM »
this from the 'URBAN' dictionary     dangle berry   
A 'Dangle Berry' refers to poo and bits of toilet paper stuck in the hair around the anus.

They cling to the hair and look like shitty berries, hence the name.
...and as I rimmed him I noticed something in my mouth- it was a dangle berry!!!

Uh, "dangle" has about 2600 less entries than "dingle" so you're simply incorrect:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dingleberry

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dangleberry
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Offline emeraldize

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Re: I Regret to inform you that MissP...
« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2012, 08:28:45 PM »
I've only ever heard the word 'dingleberry' used.

 


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