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If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like:

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Oscar:
If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff  like:

When loved ones come home, always run to greet  them.

Never pass up the opportunity to go for a  joyride.

 Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your  face to be
 pure ecstasy.

 When it's in your best  interest, practice obedience.

 Let others know when they've  invaded your territory.

 Take naps.

 Stretch  before rising.

 Run, romp, and play daily.

 Thrive  on attention and let people touch you.

Avoid biting when a  simple growl will do.

 On warm days, stop to lie on your back on  the grass.

 On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a  shady tree.

 When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire  body.

 No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the  guilt thing
 and pout ! Run right back and make friends.

  Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

 Eat with gusto and  enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.

 Be loyal. Never  pretend to be something you're not.

 If what you want lies  buried, dig until you find it.

 When someone is having a bad day,  be silent, sit close by and nuzzle
 them gently.

ImagineFL:
So true!  Thanks for posting that.

Patrick

naked_chuck:
... how to lick your own balls and ass!  If I could do HALF the things my dog can do to himself, I'd never leave my house!!!

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