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Offline Miss Philicia

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Dear Friends,
« on: May 15, 2012, 11:36:25 PM »
I am very, very drunk and met a Puerto Rican man with a really huge cock. But to make matters not so ideal his personality is abrasive somewhat.

Q: how should Miss P proceed? Should she ignore her better judgement and impale herself on this ample uncut manhood, or should she summon her more astute judgement and shun this uncouth piece of trash?

Kind regards,

P

ps: as always, my heart still belongs to La Wumpella, even if he has a Texan needle dick
"Iíve slept with enough men to know that Iím not gay"

Offline Hellraiser

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #1 on: May 15, 2012, 11:48:24 PM »
Well your course of action really depends on how long it's been since you've gotten laid.  If it's been over a month I say hit it and quit it.  If it's been more recent then just pass.

Dearest regards,
-Trey

Offline Rev. Moon

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #2 on: May 15, 2012, 11:52:37 PM »
LOL @ "impale herself"... How morbid.

Go for it, gurl. Just send him on his way when you're done.  You don't wanna find yourself having to make breakfast in bed for someone with a questionable personality.
"I have tried hard--but life is difficult, and I am a very useless person. I can hardly be said to have an independent existence. I was just a screw or a cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else."

Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #3 on: May 15, 2012, 11:59:13 PM »
btw, he's OK looking but he thinks he looks better than he is... my friend Tom, who I later had drinks with at seedy Stir Lounge (omg that place is a MESS) clearly stated that even though I'm seven years older than the Large Cocked JŪbaro that I am clearly better looking.

THIS MUST COUNT FOR SOMETHING. PLEASE PROVIDE SUPPORT TO MY FRAGILE STATE OF MIND.

ps: I was wearing a fabulous Margiela AIDS t-shirt, Julian raw denim, and a Vivienne Westwood brown belt. Now seriously, would you not swoon?
« Last Edit: May 16, 2012, 12:04:59 AM by Miss Philicia »
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Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2012, 12:07:34 AM »
btw: at one point during the evening he stated that he thought I was hypersexual -- I must say as a lady I was rather offended.
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Offline Solo_LTSurvivor

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2012, 12:22:40 AM »
I think you should just catch the replay of the season premiere of Pregnant In Heels.
don't equate intelligence with lack of masculinity
Jim Phelps, Mission Impossible
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Tested & confirmed what I already knew: early 90s

Current regimen: Atripla. 
Last regimen:  Epzicom, Sustiva (since its inception with NO adverse side effects: no vivid dreams and NONE of the problems people who can't tolerate this drug may experience: color me lucky ::))
Past regimens
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Jan 2012: 818/21%
Apr 2012: 964/22%
Jul. 2012: 890/21%
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Offline GSOgymrat

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2012, 12:28:53 AM »
I am very, very drunk and met a Puerto Rican man with a really huge cock. But to make matters not so ideal his personality is abrasive somewhat.

Q: how should Miss P proceed?

Dear Miss P,

You're not fucking his personality.

Sincerely,

Barack Obama
America's First Gay President


Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2012, 12:31:22 AM »
I think you should just catch the replay of the season premiere of Pregnant In Heels.

OMG I'M WATCHING THIS RIGHT NOW
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Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2012, 12:36:29 AM »
I SHOULD ALSO DISCLOSE THAT DISCLOSURE IS A NON-ISSUE BECAUSE HE HAS TEH AIDS AND SO I CAN RIDE THE SMEGMA ENCASED PENILE TISSUE WITH ABANDON. THANKUVERYMUCHYOUFUCKINGLAMEQUEENSWHOOBSESSESSOVERTHISTIREDISSUE.
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Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2012, 12:38:24 AM »
PS: I JUST INGESTED FOUR CAPSULES OF NEURONTIN AND 2 MGS OF KLONOPIN SO I WILL SLEEP WELL TONIGHT AND DREAM OF FORESKIN
"Iíve slept with enough men to know that Iím not gay"

Offline Jeff G

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2012, 12:41:37 AM »
I'm very offended by this thread ... sex should only happen after a strong civil union and only in a state where its legal , or for money . 

Offline tednlou2

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2012, 12:46:36 AM »
ps: I was wearing a fabulous Margiela AIDS t-shirt, Julian raw denim, and a Vivienne Westwood brown belt. Now seriously, would you not swoon?

I didn't understand half those words.  Are those popular brand names the kids are wearing these days?  I buy my clothes at Kohl's. 

Hit it!  But, I think PA law says you have to disclose your jacked up foot. 

Offline Rev. Moon

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2012, 12:50:28 AM »
I SHOULD ALSO DISCLOSE THAT DISCLOSURE IS A NON-ISSUE BECAUSE HE HAS TEH AIDS AND SO I CAN RIDE THE SMEGMA ENCASED PENILE TISSUE WITH ABANDON. THANKUVERYMUCHYOUFUCKINGLAMEQUEENSWHOOBSESSESSOVERTHISTIREDISSUE.


Excellent. It means that you have not betrayed him.  You have been honest.

Now he won't have to drop your ass.  Both of yous HAVE HIV.


Enjoy teh COCK, you skankalicious whore.
"I have tried hard--but life is difficult, and I am a very useless person. I can hardly be said to have an independent existence. I was just a screw or a cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else."

Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2012, 12:50:40 AM »
I buy my clothes at Kohl's. 

[/quote]

COLOR ME NOT SURPRISED. I MAY HAVE TO LOOK FOR MY STRAND OF PEARLS TO CLUTCH FURIOUSLY.
"Iíve slept with enough men to know that Iím not gay"

Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #14 on: May 16, 2012, 12:55:36 AM »

Excellent. It means that you have not betrayed him.  You have been honest.

Now he won't have to drop your ass.  Both of yous HAVE HIV.


Enjoy teh COCK, you skankalicious whore.


I AM NOT AN AIDS MONSTER AND THUS WILL SLEEP THE SLEEP OF THE RIGHTEOUS TONIGHT
"Iíve slept with enough men to know that Iím not gay"

Offline Solo_LTSurvivor

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #15 on: May 16, 2012, 01:00:46 AM »
I AM NOT AN AIDS MONSTER AND THUS WILL SLEEP THE SLEEP OF THE RIGHTEOUS TONIGHT

Only if your adherence rate is > 95.
don't equate intelligence with lack of masculinity
Jim Phelps, Mission Impossible
____________________________

Seroconverted: Early 80s
Tested & confirmed what I already knew: early 90s

Current regimen: Atripla. 
Last regimen:  Epzicom, Sustiva (since its inception with NO adverse side effects: no vivid dreams and NONE of the problems people who can't tolerate this drug may experience: color me lucky ::))
Past regimens
Fun stuff (in the past):  HAV/HBV, crypto, shingles, AIDS, PCP

Jan 2012: 818/21%
Apr 2012: 964/22%
Jul. 2012: 890/21%
Oct. 2012: 920/23%

Still UD after all these years

Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #16 on: May 16, 2012, 01:02:55 AM »
Only if your adherence rate is > 95.

I actually only take my meds once a week -- but I still have 1725 cd4s because I snort poppers every day. If you don't like my unorthodox methodology of HIV treatment you can take you sanctimonious "opinion" and stuff it in a bushel of seasonal ramps.
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Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #17 on: May 16, 2012, 01:05:15 AM »
PS: KLONOPIN KICKING IN -- I WILL SOON RETIRE TO MY ECOCHOICES WOOL BLANKET

PS: THIS MAN MAKES ME WANT TO MASTURBATE

DISCUSS++
"Iíve slept with enough men to know that Iím not gay"

Offline Rev. Moon

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #18 on: May 16, 2012, 01:08:04 AM »
I actually only take my meds once a week -- but I still have 1725 cd4s because I snort poppers every day. If you don't like my unorthodox methodology of HIV treatment you can take you sanctimonious "opinion" and stuff it in a bushel of seasonal ramps.

Now now... First of all you have failed to admit the fact that you keep your Tcellz at that astronomical rate by means of massive consumption of garlic, funky mushrooms, and green tea. 

Oh, and you're always thinking happy thots of pink unicorns and rainbows. 
"I have tried hard--but life is difficult, and I am a very useless person. I can hardly be said to have an independent existence. I was just a screw or a cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else."

Offline Jeff G

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #19 on: May 16, 2012, 01:08:31 AM »
I find that sleeping with virgins controls my virus without the burden of having to take meds . 

Offline Lad_Liam

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #20 on: May 16, 2012, 02:55:18 AM »
really huge?

impale.  8)
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Offline spacebarsux

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #22 on: May 16, 2012, 06:53:00 AM »
You should wrap up Miss P. Wouldn't want you to catch another strain. :P
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Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #23 on: May 16, 2012, 09:09:03 AM »
You should wrap up Miss P. Wouldn't want you to catch another strain. :P

Oh, I'm sure he has like 23 different super-strains. All during dinner he was checking his manhunt text messages, and going on and on about some Russian he'd just met and was about to land. But he's like that every time I see him -- you know the type: totally wants a permanent boyfriend but incapable of holding one down because she's just too much of a handful. I mean you'd practically have to put electrical tape over his mouth for at least 10 hours of each day.
"Iíve slept with enough men to know that Iím not gay"

Offline red_Dragon888

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #24 on: May 16, 2012, 02:15:16 PM »
I say put him on, wear him out, repeat....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=I3ba3lnFHik

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Offline red_Dragon888

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #25 on: May 16, 2012, 02:18:11 PM »
Oh, I'm sure he has like 23 different super-strains. All during dinner he was checking his manhunt text messages, and going on and on about some Russian he'd just met and was about to land. But he's like that every time I see him -- you know the type: totally wants a permanent boyfriend but incapable of holding one down because she's just too much of a handful. I mean you'd practically have to put electrical tape over his mouth for at least 10 hours of each day.
he is what he is...  you can't change him, but you love or like him or love/like or like/love him for who he is...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=I3ba3lnFHik

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Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #26 on: May 16, 2012, 02:24:11 PM »
I'd have to seriously train him -- Rum, Sodomy & the Lash fo' sure!

ps: I have now located his facebook profile and will commence my stalking after a bottle of gigondas.

pps: After my 9:30 AM HIV doctor's appointment, followed by a meeting with my lesbian case manager (who is so fab I wish I was her girlfriend) you know what I did? I sat at an outdoor cafe drinking a glass of wine at 11:30 AM :) I'm determined to add gout to my copious medical conditions.
« Last Edit: May 16, 2012, 06:38:19 PM by Miss Philicia »
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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #27 on: May 16, 2012, 04:04:19 PM »
And so it goes when living in the city of brotherly luv.
Andy Velez

Offline Solo_LTSurvivor

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #28 on: May 16, 2012, 04:48:12 PM »
All during dinner he was going on and on about some Russian he'd just met and was about to land.

Oh that two-timing bastard!  I hope he wasn't cheating with my man!
don't equate intelligence with lack of masculinity
Jim Phelps, Mission Impossible
____________________________

Seroconverted: Early 80s
Tested & confirmed what I already knew: early 90s

Current regimen: Atripla. 
Last regimen:  Epzicom, Sustiva (since its inception with NO adverse side effects: no vivid dreams and NONE of the problems people who can't tolerate this drug may experience: color me lucky ::))
Past regimens
Fun stuff (in the past):  HAV/HBV, crypto, shingles, AIDS, PCP

Jan 2012: 818/21%
Apr 2012: 964/22%
Jul. 2012: 890/21%
Oct. 2012: 920/23%

Still UD after all these years

Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #29 on: May 16, 2012, 06:39:30 PM »
Oh that two-timing bastard!  I hope he wasn't cheating with my man!

He is a traitor and his father before him. Lord Robert's head will end up on a spike, not on the pillow of a Queen.
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Offline Solo_LTSurvivor

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #30 on: May 16, 2012, 07:42:32 PM »
He is a traitor and his father before him. Lord Robert's head will end up on a spike, not on the pillow of a Queen.

Oh snap!  You just had a Jose and Luis moment.
don't equate intelligence with lack of masculinity
Jim Phelps, Mission Impossible
____________________________

Seroconverted: Early 80s
Tested & confirmed what I already knew: early 90s

Current regimen: Atripla. 
Last regimen:  Epzicom, Sustiva (since its inception with NO adverse side effects: no vivid dreams and NONE of the problems people who can't tolerate this drug may experience: color me lucky ::))
Past regimens
Fun stuff (in the past):  HAV/HBV, crypto, shingles, AIDS, PCP

Jan 2012: 818/21%
Apr 2012: 964/22%
Jul. 2012: 890/21%
Oct. 2012: 920/23%

Still UD after all these years

Offline lost_boy

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #31 on: May 16, 2012, 08:06:15 PM »
I think I actually love this thread  ;D Finally, the advice I have been wanting to hear!


Offline OneTampa

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #32 on: May 16, 2012, 08:47:52 PM »
How disgusting! Posting such vile filth! Who wants to read about a huge male sexual appendage that can penetrate the depths of someone's nether regions and elicit uncontrollable twitches, moans and rolled back eyes?

You are all heathens!

HEATHENS I tell you!

We interrupt this post to announce that OT has been carted off to Happy Dale for observation. 

Now back to your originally scheduled discussion.

Carry on!


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Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #33 on: May 16, 2012, 08:58:42 PM »
"Iíve slept with enough men to know that Iím not gay"

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #34 on: May 16, 2012, 10:10:23 PM »
/LINKFAIL!


It worked for me, my dear virgin queen.
"I have tried hard--but life is difficult, and I am a very useless person. I can hardly be said to have an independent existence. I was just a screw or a cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else."

Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #35 on: May 16, 2012, 11:07:37 PM »

It worked for me, my dear virgin queen.

Observe, Lord Burghley! It wasn't working earlier, but it is now. Additionally, I am married... to Santo Domingo!
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Offline Rev. Moon

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #36 on: May 16, 2012, 11:35:49 PM »
Observe, Lord Burghley! . . . I am married... to Santo Domingo!

Indeed you are, oh dear queen of queens.



[courtesy of photochop]
"I have tried hard--but life is difficult, and I am a very useless person. I can hardly be said to have an independent existence. I was just a screw or a cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else."

Offline denb45

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #37 on: May 17, 2012, 12:01:18 AM »
ohhh can I be your Sergent @ Arms in the queens castle for the queens army, I promises I won't fail you or sell you out,  for that would be an act of Treason  :-*
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Offline WillyWump

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Re: Dear Friends,
« Reply #38 on: May 17, 2012, 09:00:10 PM »
Dear friends,

I was dealt a jarring blow 2 days ago when I spoke to MissP on the phone. While the conversation was pleasant enough, I was taken aback by the voice...

It was something of a cross between Jonathon Winters and Truman Capote, with a touch of Minnie Mouse.

It is shocking.

-W

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