Author Topic: Is it possible to look like this at the age of 47? (Read 2338 times)

Miss Philicia · « **on:** April 14, 2012, 12:55:46 PM »

... I guess I never should have broken up with my ex-partner, now should I have?

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #1 on:** April 14, 2012, 09:17:33 PM »

... as there are no comments I'm thinking all of you tired, pathetic queens believe I'm making this all up. So here's a picture of me and Olu in 2001 during a trip to London.

I can't help it if he like skinny, bald crackers. (Actually I wasn't skinny under that *cough* Helmut Lang denim jacket, just not as buff as he always was).

So come on your sissies -- serve me up some choice pieces of your ex-partners. One nighters, tricks, and bathhouse conquests are disqualified.

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #2 on:** April 14, 2012, 09:59:51 PM »

He is quite hot, Philicia. Yes, you shoulda kept him (unless he was no good to you, of course).

All I have are pics of my married ex that I unfortunately cannot post online, especially since I learned this week that baby number three is on its way. I suppose he is happy now. I did not keep any pics of my first two boyfriends. Everyone else falls in the trick category.

tednlou2 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 15, 2012, 03:19:45 AM »

Well, I would need more time to find "choice pieces." These are the only two I could get without looking through old albums. I always got different opinions on him. Many thought he was hot. Others felt he wasn't very good looking in the face, but definitely had a nice body. I was 17 at the time and thought he was very hot. By the way, these are current pix of him at age 41. He was older than I. He did have a very nice, toned, and muscular body. He could lift me completely over his head. I don't have very good upper-body strength. Oh, he also had one of the best bubble-butts you'll ever see. It was so big. You could follow his back down and then this plump ass just popped out. It is really the only thing I miss. I could use his ass as a ramp for my match-box cars. Ok, I was young, but not that young. Oh, he is the ex who has turned religious nut. I'm not outing his status, as he's very vocal and public about it--giving speeches to churches about how a life of homosexuality caused him to get teh AIDS.

Cliff · « **Reply #4 on:** April 15, 2012, 04:03:07 AM »

Receiving pictures, especially shirtless or naked, of your ex is not a good thing.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #5 on:** April 15, 2012, 09:48:29 AM »

Quote from: Cliff on April 15, 2012, 04:03:07 AM

Receiving pictures, especially shirtless or naked, of your ex is not a good thing.

Barbara please. I assume he's trying to tell me I'm a schmuck for not holding on tight.

btw, he's very into fisting and also goes to church every Sunday... go and figure that one out for me.

ps: He's covered in mud at some resort along the Red Sea. All he seems to do is travel non-stop. He was just in Cuba. I think he's discovered the joys of latino men, which he never was into until he met me. He's still single though -- nobody can put up with his over-demanding personality, though he's quite the number in bed.

phildinftlaudy · « **Reply #6 on:** April 15, 2012, 10:46:16 AM »

james3000 · « **Reply #7 on:** April 15, 2012, 11:47:46 AM »

Is that a picture of you smoking Miz P ?

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #8 on:** April 15, 2012, 11:54:21 AM »

Quote from: james3000 on April 15, 2012, 11:47:46 AM

Is that a picture of you smoking Miz P ?

No -- which picture?

edit: oh, you mean my avatar? No, that's not me. That's model Rick Genest aka Rico the Zombie

https://twitter.com/ricothezombie

WillyWump · « **Reply #9 on:** April 15, 2012, 12:02:18 PM »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on April 14, 2012, 09:17:33 PM

You are semi cute in that pic. What happened?

Your b/f is ...meh.

james3000 · « **Reply #10 on:** April 15, 2012, 12:37:05 PM »

Miss P looks cute very nice smile !!

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #11 on:** April 15, 2012, 01:00:26 PM »

Quote from: WillyWump on April 15, 2012, 12:02:18 PM

You are semi cute in that pic. What happened?

Your b/f is ...meh.

I was ~35 as was he -- guess you don't care for dark skin men from Nigeria or something... but hey, you're from Texas.

In all seriousness I was never into muscular men like this -- sure, it looks nice but it's way too much work. I was going to the gym 4-5 times a week back then but he'd go almost every day, and he was always eating. If we were somewhere he'd get a sudden attack for food and get really feisty and mean if he couldn't find something suitable. Oh, we'd have some nasty fights about things like that. In fact, I think we fought 50% of the time.

Then again, I've fought pretty much constantly with everyone I've dated/had as a partner. I probably fought with Olu less, but only slightly. At least I never pushed him out a car door on a highway at 3 AM like I did someone else.

But as I've aged I've become just SOOOOOOOO Zen-like and would never, EVER engage in such behavior now.

ps: Have I mentioned that we're corresponding regularly now? We had a big blow out back in 2006 and cut off all communication until last year. If I use some airline mileage that will expire by next summer due to the Continental/United merger he may meet me in Paris. I invited him to come with me to the south of France where I have friends and a free place to stay, but I think he's afraid of committing to more than 48 hours in my presence. The last time we were face-to-face I made him cry, and he said nobody had ever made him cry in his entire life.

Poor baby...

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #12 on:** April 15, 2012, 01:01:56 PM »

Quote from: james3000 on April 15, 2012, 12:37:05 PM

Miss P looks cute very nice smile !!

It's all part of being a celebrity poster... but trust, a decade on I look like a haggard old cow.

Hey, maybe it's time for me to resurrect my Miss P-in-full-leather pictar! It's like an annual event.

drewm · « **Reply #13 on:** April 15, 2012, 01:06:54 PM »

btw, he's very into fisting and also goes to church every Sunday... go and figure that one out for me.

Just proves there is a God in heaven!

james3000 · « **Reply #14 on:** April 15, 2012, 01:11:17 PM »

Well let me know what happens it certainly make an intriguing book or screenplay !

spacebarsux · « **Reply #15 on:** April 15, 2012, 01:11:56 PM »

Miss P, how long have you had your head shaved? You look nice in that pic, as does your ex.

zach · « **Reply #16 on:** April 15, 2012, 01:16:06 PM »

damn miss p, seeing a picture of you ruins all the mystery and intrigue. all this time i've been able to project my epic fantasies du jour onto you. for awhile i thought you were an tranny asian woman, then i moved on to the bitter queen fantasy, i could go on and on.

all this time you're a really great looking manly man?! obviously the nigerian hottie is missing you, realizes his error and trying to tempt you back to the dark side.

shivering with anticipation of the return of full leather

spacebarsux · « **Reply #17 on:** April 15, 2012, 01:22:20 PM »

Quote from: zach on April 15, 2012, 01:16:06 PM

damn miss p, seeing a picture of you ruins all the mystery and intrigue. all this time i've been able to project my epic fantasies du jour onto you. for awhile i thought you were an tranny asian woman, then i moved on to the bitter queen fantasy, i could go on and on.

LOL, sorry you owe me a keyboard hahahahahaha.

red_Dragon888 · « **Reply #18 on:** April 15, 2012, 02:51:34 PM »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on April 14, 2012, 12:55:46 PM

... I guess I never should have broken up with my ex-partner, now should I have?

All I can say is WOW!!!

tednlou2 · « **Reply #19 on:** April 15, 2012, 04:41:16 PM »

Quote from: WillyWump on April 15, 2012, 12:02:18 PM

You are semi cute in that pic. What happened?

Your b/f is ...meh.

David looks like someone who would help an old lady across the street in this pic, instead of knocking her down and throwing her puppy in the river.

So cute and sweet looking.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #20 on:** April 15, 2012, 05:42:15 PM »

Well, you know in real life I'm the most charming person one could ever hope to meet. Hence why I was able to attract a phenomenal partner amirite?

Of course, I've been single for eons now even though I can cook a mean coffee cake. I blame Wumpy of course -- those shrunken balls have hurt his ego so much that he doesn't have the energy to fully commit himself to my deep and abiding love.

And on that note I do believe I will have a little smidgen of cake. Oh, and I need to post my lunch in the Wumpette Nutritional Thread.

WillyWump · « **Reply #21 on:** April 16, 2012, 04:00:23 PM »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on April 15, 2012, 05:42:15 PM

I blame Wumpy of course -- those shrunken balls have hurt his ego so much that he doesn't have the energy to fully commit himself to my deep and abiding love.

Roll. On. Floor. Laugh. My. Ass. Off.

Yes. Yes, it's my balls that are keeping me from loving you

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #22 on:** April 16, 2012, 04:18:30 PM »

Quote from: WillyWump on April 16, 2012, 04:00:23 PM

Roll. On. Floor. Laugh. My. Ass. Off.

Yes. Yes, it's my balls that are keeping me from loving you

I look at you and your needle dick, then at my ex-partner with his size 14 feet and... well, you do the computations. I'd just as soon marry an orange traffic cone sheathed in Crisco then having to resort to hours of decoupage at home with you. I mean seriously, you can't even cook. Is there anything you can actually do other than sit in a church pew and shine up a gun while eating Taco Bell? And I'm supposed to swoon? Hello... is this thing on?

WillyWump · « **Reply #23 on:** April 16, 2012, 04:27:27 PM »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on April 16, 2012, 04:18:30 PM

then having to resort to hours of decoupage at home with you.

Why you gotta go hatin' on decoupage now?

red_Dragon888 · « **Reply #24 on:** April 17, 2012, 01:33:46 PM »

better to have love and lost...

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #25 on:** April 17, 2012, 01:49:37 PM »

I dumped him, not vice versa... let's be very clear on this!

GSOgymrat · « **Reply #26 on:** April 17, 2012, 02:05:31 PM »

You dumped him and made him cry, you mean thing.

He has a terrific physique. The two of you made a good looking couple.

Miss Philicia · « **Reply #27 on:** April 17, 2012, 02:13:47 PM »

We met exiting the subway on the corner of 8th Ave and 14th St... how gay is that? I don't need no fucking grindr. It was a total cruise across the street and I just walked over and chatted him up because he wouldn't stop looking at me. I already had dinner plans so I had him meet me at a bar in that area later in the evening. Then we spent the next five days having sex. Then we decided to be monogamous... though that was his idea

OneTampa · « **Reply #28 on:** April 17, 2012, 08:44:44 PM »

Dang!

Now what I am gonna do with these engraved Philly Willy Wump Possum Roast invitations?

MitchMiller · « **Reply #29 on:** April 20, 2012, 01:43:07 AM »

Black don't crack... with some gym time and a good diet, they are truly blessed... and I'm so envious...

here's one of mine... not the most handsome among those in my past, but don't have any pics of others...

http://bodybydan.com/gallery/

weasel · « **Reply #30 on:** April 20, 2012, 09:36:43 AM »

Your friend does have a healthy looking body and is nice looking ....

Miss Philicia , You are a fucking HUNK !

I love this picture , I shall have to sleep with it tonight

Weasel

zach · « **Reply #31 on:** April 20, 2012, 10:17:13 AM »

Quote from: Miss Philicia on April 17, 2012, 02:13:47 PM

We met exiting the subway on the corner of 8th Ave and 14th St... how gay is that?

how romantic! is that corner in a gay neighborhood? i only ask because being a tourist, i never know where the hot spots are. ;-)

protest all you want about who dumped who, we're all involved in a thread about your lost love regrets

Ann · « **Reply #32 on:** April 20, 2012, 11:49:43 AM »

Quote from: weasel on April 20, 2012, 09:36:43 AM

Miss Philicia , You are a fucking HUNK !

But a hunk of what is the pertinent question.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

WillyWump · « **Reply #33 on:** April 20, 2012, 08:45:04 PM »

Quote from: Ann on April 20, 2012, 11:49:43 AM

But a hunk of what is the pertinent question.

Damn, you beat me to it

Rev. Moon · « **Reply #34 on:** April 21, 2012, 12:57:12 PM »

Quote from: WillyWump on April 20, 2012, 08:45:04 PM

Damn, you beat me to it

What ever happened to the romance between you two? Will there be no wedding? And I was so looking forward to being a bridesmaid.

Growler · « **Reply #35 on:** April 23, 2012, 04:19:25 PM »

Getting back on topic (sort of) for a moment. Whilst I agree your ex is a fine specimen for 47, can you imagine looking like this when you're 70!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2033772/Calendar-boy-Cliff-Richard-having-ball-70.html
And all it takes is a lifetime of sexual abstinence...... such a small price to pay.
GROWLER

Theyer · « **Reply #36 on:** April 24, 2012, 03:17:08 PM »

Sadly I have had two conversations with constantly twitching scanning the room relaxed as a speed freak denied Mr.C and really you cannot trust whats in the press.

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