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Author Topic: Funny word game  (Read 1964 times)

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Dan J.

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Funny word game
« on: September 25, 2006, 11:46:07 AM »

I ran over myself because I'm sexy and I do what I want.



Now it's your turn....

 

 

Pick the month you were born:

 

January.........I kicked

February........I loved

March............I smoked

April...........I dry humped

May.............I choked on

June...........I murdered

July............I did the Macarena with

August...........I had lunch with

September.........I danced with

October..........I sang to

November............I yelled at

December..........I ran over

 

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

 

1-------a birdbath

2-------a monster

3-------a phone

4-------a fork

5-------a Mexican

6-------a gangster

7-------my cell phone

8-------my dog

9-------my best friends' boyfriend

10-------my neighbor

11-------my science teacher

12-------a banana

13-------a fireman

14-------a stuffed animal

15-------a goat

16-------a pickle

17-------your mom

18-------a spoon

19-------myself

20-------a baseball bat

21-------a ninja

22-------Chuck Norris

23-------a noodle

24-------a squirrel

25-------a football player

26-------my sister

27-------my brother

28-------an ipod

29-------a permanent marker

30-------a llama

31-------A homeless guy

 

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

 

White----------because I'm cool like that

Black-----------because that's how I roll.

 Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.

Red------------because the voices told me to.

Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want

Green---------because I hate myself.

Purple---------because I'm cool.

Gray----------because I was drunk

Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange-------because I hate my family.

Brown--------because I was high.

Other-------because I'm a ninja.

None--------because I cant control myself

Dan J.
« Last Edit: September 25, 2006, 11:48:23 AM by Dan J. »

Offline MSPspud

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Re: Funny word game
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2006, 12:05:52 PM »
I murdered my brother because I was drunk.   >:(

Offline angels4kelly

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Re: Funny word game
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2006, 12:26:23 PM »
I sang to a banana because I'm cool like that.

Peace out man... ;D 8) 8)
Kelly
POSITIVE SINCE-10/1990
CD4-610
CD4%-29.3
VL-UNDETECTABLE
VIREAD,VIRACEPT, EPZICOM

MOST RECENT...
10/9/2006
CD4's-714
CD4%-30%
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SAME MEDS, VIREAD, VIRAMUNE, EPZICOM.

SHOOT FOR THE MOON! YOU MAY MISS,
BUT YOU'LL LAND IN THE STARS :)

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knowing yourself is true wisdom.
Mastering others is strength;
mastering yourself is true power.
 
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Offline Teresa

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Re: Funny word game
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2006, 12:49:53 PM »
I loved a monster because the voices told me to.   ;D
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Offline ademas

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Re: Funny word game
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2006, 01:17:03 PM »
I had lunch with my dog because that's how I roll.


Offline Ann

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Re: Funny word game
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2006, 01:47:59 PM »


I yelled at a fork because I was high.

::) sounds about right! :D

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Offline skeebo1969

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Re: Funny word game
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2006, 01:50:58 PM »

  The police chased me in my car :D :D :D :D :D
I despise the song Love is in the Air, you should too.

Offline CaptCarl

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Re: Funny word game
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2006, 02:09:41 PM »
I too had lunch with my dog because that's how I roll.

   Ademas, do we share the same birthday?
The only thing I can do straight is shoot..

Offline ademas

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Re: Funny word game
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2006, 02:23:16 PM »
I too had lunch with my dog because that's how I roll.

   Ademas, do we share the same birthday?

The same birthday and the same color shirt, apparently!
 ;D

Offline BooBoo

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Re: Funny word game
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2006, 04:12:28 PM »
I sang to a permanent marker because I'm a ninja.   ??? :-\

Offline cph9680

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Re: Funny word game
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2006, 04:40:24 PM »
I danced with a gangster because I hate myself

...Apparently my logic is rather flawed  ;D

Corey

Dan J.

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Re: Funny word game
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2006, 05:11:51 PM »

I yelled at a fork because I was high.

::) sounds about right! :D




ROFLMAO!!! ;D

Offline angels4kelly

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Re: Funny word game
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2006, 05:23:43 PM »
Dan,
Thanks for posting this!!
I've gotten several laughs out of it today.
I passed it on to my other email buddies and they replied with the result they got and the people on the boards had hilarious results!

I really enjoyed this one ;D
Thanks again,
Kelly
POSITIVE SINCE-10/1990
CD4-610
CD4%-29.3
VL-UNDETECTABLE
VIREAD,VIRACEPT, EPZICOM

MOST RECENT...
10/9/2006
CD4's-714
CD4%-30%
VL-Undetectable
DIAGNOSES POSITIVE 10/90
SAME MEDS, VIREAD, VIRAMUNE, EPZICOM.

SHOOT FOR THE MOON! YOU MAY MISS,
BUT YOU'LL LAND IN THE STARS :)

Knowing others is intelligence;
knowing yourself is true wisdom.
Mastering others is strength;
mastering yourself is true power.
 
Failure is not in falling down,
but the staying down

Offline Alain

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Re: Funny word game
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2006, 05:52:25 PM »
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« Last Edit: November 03, 2006, 09:25:21 PM by cowandalehouse »

Offline Longislander

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Re: Funny word game
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2006, 05:56:23 PM »
I loved my brother because I'm cool like that.  :)
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2/06   379/57000                    6/07 372/30500 25%   4/09 640/U/32% 
5/06   ?? /37000                     8/07 491/55000/24%    9/09 913/U/39%
8/06   349/9500 25%              11/07 515/68000/24     2/10 845/U/38%
9/06   507/16,000 30% !          2/08  516/116k/22%    7/10 906/80/39%
12/06 398/29000 26%             Start Atripla 3/08
3/07   402/80,000 29%            4/08  485/undet!/27
4/07   507/35,000 25%            7/08 625/UD/34%
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Offline livingpositively

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Re: Funny word game
« Reply #15 on: September 25, 2006, 06:52:17 PM »

I did the Macarena with my science teacher because I'm sexy and I do what I want.   8)



Great thread Dan, thanks for posting it.  What a good laugh.

Shane
4/6/07   CD4 450, % 23, No VL
2/19/07 CD4 487, % 26, VL 47,500
1/4/07   CD4 357, % 27, No VL
10/3/06 CD4 500, % 26, VL 18,000
7/6/06   CD4 530, % 29, VL 83,800
4/6/06   CD4 555, % 28, VL 13,000

Offline anniebc

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Re: Funny word game
« Reply #16 on: September 25, 2006, 09:54:59 PM »
 :D..I did the Macarena with Chuck Norris because the voices told me to.. :D

Hugs
Jan :-*
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