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Offline IzPoz

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Password
« on: September 22, 2006, 06:25:18 PM »
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate
point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password.
Something he will remember and use to log on.

The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the
shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So, when the computer
asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife that
he was keying in:

P

E

N

I

S.

His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:

***PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH***
The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly. ~ Chesterton G. K.

Offline Teresa

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Re: Password
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2006, 06:34:25 PM »
LMAO

Thats funny.....thanks for posting it!

Hugs
Teresa
Hubby HIV+ 5/5/06
CD4:320
  %: 26.7
 VL: <20
Atripla (started it 8/24/06)
 

Offline anniebc

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Re: Password
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2006, 09:08:25 PM »
 :D :D...I wonder if his wife agreed with it... ;)

Thanks for the laugh.

Hugs
Jan :-*
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Offline Eldon

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Re: Password
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2006, 08:02:04 PM »
LOL! That was funny!

Offline wellington

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Re: Password
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2006, 01:29:50 AM »
rofl. Smart computer :)

 


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