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Re: Nutrition, Wumpette Style
« Reply #1200 on: October 25, 2012, 12:15:21 PM »
This election is pissing me off and scaring me in pretty much equal measures and I'd have to lock my laptop in a safe along with my telly and radio and not buy newspapers to avoid shit that gets my blood going where this is concerned. But hell, it's nearly as good as a cardiovascular workout. ;D

I'm with you 100% on this , completely frazzled by this election . I keep telling myself in an attempt to calm myself that a progressive president wont be in office forever but you have read my rants on here about health care in America . I feel that if President Obama can get 4 more years and allow some of benefits of the health care reform to take place perhaps the next republican will not want to repeal whats now popular . I almost hyperventilate at the thought of Romney and Ryan in office .   

Edited to add I like pie .
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Re: Nutrition, Wumpette Style
« Reply #1201 on: October 25, 2012, 12:27:48 PM »
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« Reply #1202 on: October 25, 2012, 12:34:26 PM »
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I edited my post to conform to DA rules .

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Re: Nutrition, Wumpette Style
« Reply #1203 on: October 25, 2012, 12:40:11 PM »
You sissy liberals sure freak out easily about elections.
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Re: Nutrition, Wumpette Style
« Reply #1204 on: October 25, 2012, 12:42:57 PM »
You sissy liberals sure freak out easily about elections.

Shouldnt you be at the photo shoot with one of your turds today ?

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Re: Nutrition, Wumpette Style
« Reply #1205 on: October 25, 2012, 12:51:34 PM »
Shouldnt you be at the photo shoot with one of your turds today ?

Actually just a few minutes ago I produced my first post-anal invasion stool. And it was marvelous looking.
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« Reply #1206 on: October 25, 2012, 12:55:55 PM »
Actually just a few minutes ago I produced my first post-anal invasion stool. And it was marvelous looking.

My imagination can carry me so just send a pic to wumpy OK .  ;)

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Re: Nutrition, Wumpette Style
« Reply #1207 on: October 25, 2012, 05:17:55 PM »
Ooops... I did it again!



Federal Donuts dill pickle glazed double-fried chicken (Jeff, you will *live*), strawberry fennel donut
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Re: Nutrition, Wumpette Style
« Reply #1208 on: October 25, 2012, 11:56:22 PM »
Actually just a few minutes ago I produced my first post-anal invasion stool. And it was marvelous looking.

Shouldn't a couple of threads be merged now? ;D

Anything results yet?  From the procedure that is.
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Re: Nutrition, Wumpette Style
« Reply #1209 on: October 29, 2012, 05:41:15 PM »
OK guys I have a new diet for you , its the eat wtf you want meal plan .

I just got my labs back :
Triglycerides 330 .... down from 938 .
Chol 244 ... down from 400 ish whateverers .
HDL 35 ... up or down from who the fuck remembers
LDL 134 ... about the same as ^ .

The key to this diet is a pack of cigarettes a day and canceling your gym membership .

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« Reply #1210 on: October 29, 2012, 05:52:45 PM »
OK guys I have a new diet for you , its the eat wtf you want meal plan .

I just got my labs back :
Triglycerides 330 .... down from 938 .
Chol 244 ... down from 400 ish whateverers .
HDL 35 ... up or down from who the fuck remembers
LDL 134 ... about the same as ^ .



ARe these numbers real? If so I am heading to Dunkin Donuts, then pick up a pack of cigs on the way back.

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« Reply #1211 on: October 29, 2012, 06:14:10 PM »
ARe these numbers real? If so I am heading to Dunkin Donuts, then pick up a pack of cigs on the way back.

Yep , they are real . I just got a letter today with the lab results . The doctor commented that she was expecting improvement and I openly mocked her for saying it . It was my belief that since I had given up trying to eat better and was on the same meds for years it would be far worse .

Maybe she is fibbing to get even and I'm bout dead . 

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« Reply #1212 on: October 29, 2012, 07:34:20 PM »
Yep , they are real . I just got a letter today with the lab results . T .


WOW Congrats then! Thats pretty awesome for you because I know at one point they couldnt even spin the blood down because of all the fat (wasnt that you).

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Re: Nutrition, Wumpette Style
« Reply #1213 on: October 29, 2012, 09:49:16 PM »


Porchetta with polenta
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Re: Nutrition, Wumpette Style
« Reply #1214 on: October 29, 2012, 09:50:00 PM »

Anything results yet?  From the procedure that is.

I find out tomorrow.
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« Reply #1215 on: October 29, 2012, 09:52:35 PM »


Porchetta with polenta

ahh, what a woman. She can serve up the Polenta and porscetta even amidst a hurricane.
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Re: Nutrition, Wumpette Style
« Reply #1216 on: October 29, 2012, 09:57:55 PM »
ARe these numbers real? If so I am heading to Dunkin Donuts, then pick up a pack of cigs on the way back.



So you admit you forged your lipid panel lab results months ago, kind of like the age on your license.
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« Reply #1217 on: October 29, 2012, 10:03:10 PM »
ahh, what a woman. She can serve up the Polenta and porscetta even amidst a hurricane.

I'm now having Zwieback biscotti with coconut water flavored with raspberry syrup
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« Reply #1218 on: October 29, 2012, 10:12:01 PM »
So you admit you forged your lipid panel lab results months ago, kind of like the age on your license.


Here we go with the age thing again. Dont be envious cause I'm younger and more beautiful. Dont you have a hurricane to worry about right now?

Haters gonna hate  ::)
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« Reply #1219 on: October 29, 2012, 10:46:02 PM »
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« Reply #1220 on: October 31, 2012, 02:41:04 PM »
THIS JUST IN:

Crawfish Festival at Popeyes is now underway!

It was yummy. And yes, that's a chicken leg that I added to my order. Although I was a bit put off because they didnt have any of the Creamy Horseradish dipping sauce as advertised on TV, so I went with the blackened Ranch.

*Not shown are the 2 biscuits with honey.

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« Reply #1221 on: October 31, 2012, 04:13:04 PM »
Shouldn't a couple of threads be merged now? ;D

Anything results yet?  From the procedure that is.

My doctor called me a few hours ago and pronounced me safe from colon cancer for another three years. But I go back to him in six months for my annual high-resolution anoscopy.

I'm celebrating with a large bag of Doritos (original flavor) and Keebler Fudge Stripes. Oh, and a (non-diet) 1 liter bottle of Coke. Unfortunately I am out of klonopin.
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Re: Nutrition, Wumpette Style
« Reply #1222 on: October 31, 2012, 06:52:34 PM »
THIS JUST IN:




How you Yanks can eat those anemic potato sticks, I just don't understand. Might as well eat cardboard tubes. Ick.
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« Reply #1223 on: October 31, 2012, 06:59:02 PM »
How you Yanks can eat those anemic potato sticks, I just don't understand. Might as well eat cardboard tubes. Ick.

Last time I checked you were one too. However, I do agree that most french fries suck. The ones at Five Guys are good though -- fresh cut on the premises!
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« Reply #1224 on: October 31, 2012, 07:09:27 PM »
Last time I checked you were one too. However, I do agree that most french fries suck. The ones at Five Guys are good though -- fresh cut on the premises!

I'm a Yank in name only these days. I've been living here for a generation, ffs.

Anyway, no comment on benjamin?
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« Reply #1225 on: October 31, 2012, 07:11:56 PM »
I'm a Yank in name only these days. I've been living here for a generation, ffs.


Did you buy that new accent of yours at Marks & Spencer or Tesco?
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« Reply #1226 on: October 31, 2012, 07:33:26 PM »
How you Yanks can eat those anemic potato sticks, I just don't understand. Might as well eat cardboard tubes. Ick.

Said the lady who lives on some God-foresaken cold rock in the middle of the North Atlantic where they probably dont even have Fries  ::)

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« Reply #1227 on: October 31, 2012, 07:41:49 PM »
Actually she's technically in the middle of the Irish Sea, or Y Keayn Yernagh, not the Atlantic. Learn some geography, Deep Fried Texasboy.
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« Reply #1228 on: November 01, 2012, 08:29:53 AM »

Did you buy that new accent of yours at Marks & Spencer or Tesco?


Where do you get this idea that I have a "new" accent? People I know often comment that they're amazed that I've retained my American accent despite being here over twenty years. Now my daughter is another matter. She sounds like a proper little Govic (someone from Peel), but she's been here since she was four. She lost her American accent when she started school.


Said the lady who lives on some God-foresaken cold rock in the middle of the North Atlantic where they probably dont even have Fries  ::)


We have a McDonalds and a KFC here on the Rock, as well as several Subway outlets. While this wasn't true 21 years ago when I first moved here, they did have all the major American fast-food places over in the UK at that time. For the record, I occasionally have a sub, but I never go to the other two places. Ick. Too much grease and cardboard fries.

And yeah, Miss PeePee is right - the Rock Ellan Vannin is in the middle of the Irish Sea, not the North Atlantic. Duh. She even got the Manx Gaelic correct - I guess google is her friend. ;D

So there. :P
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« Reply #1229 on: November 01, 2012, 08:34:39 AM »
Where do you get this idea that I have a "new" accent?

You're seriously asking this? Your accent is at least 85% altered from anything resembling someone from the Midwest. It's now like a working class version of the UK-Madonna modification manifestation -- the Reinvention Tour! It must be osmosis or something.
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« Reply #1230 on: November 01, 2012, 12:43:08 PM »
Isn't it about time for us ALL to post our lipid results?  I'll never win the CD4 battle, but I'll kick ass in the wee amount of fat pulsing through my veins.

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« Reply #1231 on: November 01, 2012, 12:58:33 PM »
You're seriously asking this? Your accent is at least 85% altered from anything resembling someone from the Midwest. It's now like a working class version of the UK-Madonna modification manifestation -- the Reinvention Tour! It must be osmosis or something.

Whatever. If my accent has changed it wasn't through a conscious effort on my part. Unlike Madonna.

Besides, you don't actually know if it has changed or not, you never heard me talk before I lived over here and come to think of it, we haven't talked in several years - perhaps your memory is at fault.

Hell, I can't even imitate any type of British accent. Whenever I try, my mates roll their eyes and tell me to give it up.

Maybe you're confusing the use of British turns of phrase with an accent. Try harder, darling.

At least I don't sound like Truman Capote, unlike some I could mention.
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« Reply #1232 on: November 01, 2012, 01:34:01 PM »
You sound upset. Do you need a tissue?
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« Reply #1233 on: November 01, 2012, 01:41:44 PM »
  I'll never win the CD4 battle, but I'll kick ass in the wee amount of fat pulsing through my veins.

 ;D :o ;D

Bring it. I posted mine and Ill kick all your asses even with my borderline diet.

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« Reply #1234 on: November 01, 2012, 01:57:52 PM »
... like any of you are going to beat my cd4 count, or my % number...eat it bitches. You're dealing with the Master of AIDS here:





As far as my lipid panel, only my triglycerides are of any note. My HDL number is only off by 1 so that's a non-issue, and my total cholesterol number is great. After being on HIV meds for 19 years and 4 months I'd say that's not bad.

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« Reply #1235 on: November 01, 2012, 02:27:03 PM »
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.like any of you are going to beat my cd4 count, or my % number...eat it bitches.

I still don't know why your body seems to need sooooo many more CD4 cells than most others.  I guess you need the extra help.

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Don't you mean "Mister AIDS"?   Or "Miss AIDS"?

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Is far as my lipid panel, only my triglycerides are of any note. My HDL number is only off by 1 so that's a non-issue, and my total cholesterol number is great. After being on HIV meds for 19 years and 4 months I'd say that's not bad.

My last lipid panel is still better than yours.  :P   Perhaps it is all that Korean double-fried chicken you are consuming.

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« Reply #1236 on: November 01, 2012, 02:43:00 PM »
Bring it. I posted mine and Ill kick all your asses even with my borderline diet.

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I should start printing mine off as they become available as Webview is down yet again.  I will promptly post them upon them being available. 

Miss P probably has multiple strains of HIV that requires more CD4's to fight the multiple infections.  Can't be any other explanation unless he's getting his blood drawn in a backroom of a bath house.
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« Reply #1237 on: November 01, 2012, 02:55:36 PM »

Miss P probably has multiple strains of HIV that requires more CD4's to fight the multiple infections.  Can't be any other explanation unless he's getting his blood drawn in a backroom of a bath house.

My HIV is very international -- I have several strains from Puerto Rico and the Dominican Republic as well as one each from Mexico and Brazil, and then there's that one that had a Santeria hex from the South Bronx in 1994, along with a live chicken.

I was also gang-banged by eight black men in Judy Garland Park after consuming a #2 White Castle combo and six vodka and sodas. There's now a plaque on a tree commemorating that evening. And I lost count of how many time I lost my apartment keys in a stall at The Bijoux in the East Village. At least they provide free Oreo cookies at the bar.
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« Reply #1238 on: November 01, 2012, 02:55:57 PM »

Miss P probably has multiple strains of HIV that requires more CD4's to fight the multiple infections.  Can't be any other explanation unless he's getting his blood drawn in a backroom of a bath house.

Oh you mean the dreaded SUPERINFECTION from following the Wumpy Diet Plan after a night of taking anonymous loads.  OH THE HORROR!!!
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« Reply #1239 on: November 01, 2012, 03:02:14 PM »
I had the aids so long my virus is considered a fine antique . My lipids are better than yalls when you factor in I drink Crisco milkshakes . 

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Re: Nutrition, Wumpette Style
« Reply #1240 on: November 01, 2012, 03:05:34 PM »
I had the aids so long my virus is considered a fine antique . My lipids are better than yalls when you factor in I drink Crisco milkshakes .

I can see the Craigslist ad now.  Free to a good home, vintage AIDS complete with a resistance profile. ;D
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Re: Nutrition, Wumpette Style
« Reply #1241 on: November 01, 2012, 03:06:59 PM »
Oh you mean the dreaded SUPERINFECTION from following the Wumpy Diet Plan after a night of taking anonymous loads.  OH THE HORROR!!!

Oh lordy, we just opened a can of worms for the mods with people worrying "Am I infected" with a superinfection.   :o
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Re: Nutrition, Wumpette Style
« Reply #1242 on: November 01, 2012, 03:07:43 PM »
My HIV is very international -- I have several strains from Puerto Rico and the Dominican Republic as well as one each from Mexico and Brazil, and then there's that one that had a Santeria hex from the South Bronx in 1994, along with a live chicken.

I was also gang-banged by eight black men in Judy Garland Park after consuming a #2 White Castle combo and six vodka and sodas. There's now a plaque on a tree commemorating that evening. And I lost count of how many time I lost my apartment keys in a stall at The Bijoux in the East Village. At least they provide free Oreo cookies at the bar.

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Re: Nutrition, Wumpette Style
« Reply #1243 on: November 01, 2012, 03:10:19 PM »
hmmm... maybe I'll swing by the artisinal hipster fried chicken and donut shop tomorrow after my visit at the podiatrist office. When I was there last week the tattoo'd lesbian counter girl admitted that she eats it five days a week, and she was a skinny rake.
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Re: Nutrition, Wumpette Style
« Reply #1244 on: November 01, 2012, 03:15:28 PM »
hmmm... maybe I'll swing by the artisinal hipster fried chicken and donut shop tomorrow after my visit at the podiatrist office. When I was there last week the tattoo'd lesbian counter girl admitted that she eats it five days a week, and she was a skinny rake.

I did the fried chicken thing last night so I went easy on myself today and ate a double quarter pounder for lunch . Now its time for the other part of my beauty regimen , an Oxycontin and a nap , Later  ;) .   

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Re: Nutrition, Wumpette Style
« Reply #1245 on: November 01, 2012, 03:21:10 PM »
Oh, I forgot -- I'm supposed to explore the Taiwanese Bubble Tea bar tomorrow.

omg, did you go to McDonald's? I can at least say I only go maybe once a year if even that.
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« Reply #1246 on: November 01, 2012, 03:46:07 PM »
You all have a great evening.  I forgot I have a dinner date this evening and will be having the most delicious big salad.  It's so huge that I order half of it to go and have a 2nd meal out of it. :P
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Re: Nutrition, Wumpette Style
« Reply #1247 on: November 01, 2012, 04:06:47 PM »
You all have a great evening.  I forgot I have a dinner date this evening and will be having the most delicious big salad.  It's so huge that I order half of it to go and have a 2nd meal out of it. :P

Damn, just wait until Wumpy hears about this.
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« Reply #1248 on: November 01, 2012, 04:15:03 PM »
i have never eaten at an Olive Garden.
is it kinda like spaghettios in a can?
yum.  :P
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Re: Nutrition, Wumpette Style
« Reply #1249 on: November 01, 2012, 05:00:02 PM »
You sound upset. Do you need a tissue?

No, ta. Do you?

I'm not upset in the slightest. I just wonder why you repeatedly insist on making an ass of yourself by comparing my accent to that of the publicity whore also known as Madonna, who lived over here for what, all of a year or two and tried to sound like she was some posh Sloan Ranger? Ludicrous.

I mentioned all this to my daughter earlier tonight - she said "that's a hoot! - obviously Miss PeePee never heard your attempts at a Scouse, Scottish, Black Country or East End accent - hilarious!"

If I've got any sort of accent these days, well, maybe it's transAtlantic or summat and maybe you're just jealous. Nyananyananyanaaaa! :P ;D
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