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Author Topic: HA HA HA HA LOL!  (Read 993 times)

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Offline angels4kelly

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HA HA HA HA LOL!
« on: September 24, 2006, 01:04:44 PM »
 
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also   called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. 

 

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. 


 

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. 


 

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
 
 
POSITIVE SINCE-10/1990
CD4-610
CD4%-29.3
VL-UNDETECTABLE
VIREAD,VIRACEPT, EPZICOM

MOST RECENT...
10/9/2006
CD4's-714
CD4%-30%
VL-Undetectable
DIAGNOSES POSITIVE 10/90
SAME MEDS, VIREAD, VIRAMUNE, EPZICOM.

SHOOT FOR THE MOON! YOU MAY MISS,
BUT YOU'LL LAND IN THE STARS :)

Knowing others is intelligence;
knowing yourself is true wisdom.
Mastering others is strength;
mastering yourself is true power.
 
Failure is not in falling down,
but the staying down

Offline Life

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Re: HA HA HA HA LOL!
« Reply #1 on: September 24, 2006, 01:13:46 PM »
Kelly!!!! ;D

Offline angels4kelly

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Re: HA HA HA HA LOL!
« Reply #2 on: September 24, 2006, 01:19:30 PM »
I know ;D Teehee ;D ;D ;D
POSITIVE SINCE-10/1990
CD4-610
CD4%-29.3
VL-UNDETECTABLE
VIREAD,VIRACEPT, EPZICOM

MOST RECENT...
10/9/2006
CD4's-714
CD4%-30%
VL-Undetectable
DIAGNOSES POSITIVE 10/90
SAME MEDS, VIREAD, VIRAMUNE, EPZICOM.

SHOOT FOR THE MOON! YOU MAY MISS,
BUT YOU'LL LAND IN THE STARS :)

Knowing others is intelligence;
knowing yourself is true wisdom.
Mastering others is strength;
mastering yourself is true power.
 
Failure is not in falling down,
but the staying down

Offline IzPoz

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Re: HA HA HA HA LOL!
« Reply #3 on: September 24, 2006, 02:45:18 PM »
LOL  ;D
The reason angels can fly is that they take themselves so lightly. ~ Chesterton G. K.

Offline Teresa

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Re: HA HA HA HA LOL!
« Reply #4 on: September 24, 2006, 03:01:54 PM »
That is so funny....LOL

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Teresa
Hubby HIV+ 5/5/06
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 VL: <20
Atripla (started it 8/24/06)
 

Offline RapidRod

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Re: HA HA HA HA LOL!
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2006, 03:09:21 PM »
I wonder if you'll be able to my Mount & Do by the case? ;)

Offline Quarter Horse

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Re: HA HA HA HA LOL!
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2006, 05:37:53 PM »
Hahahahahahahaha!!! Good one!

Brian
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: IT GOES ON.

Robert Frost

 


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