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Author Topic: Toss Your Salad !!!!!  (Read 4500 times)

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Offline Lwood

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Toss Your Salad !!!!!
« on: September 15, 2006, 10:09:57 AM »
MY MY DONT WE HAVE DIRTY MINDS !!!!!
Just a heads up for those who arent News Junkies, theres a large outbreak of E-Coli in spinach and the FDA has reccomended that we all throw any fresh spinach that we may have , I believe there have been 50 confirmed cases and one death Nationwide... sorry Popeye,
This just goes to underscore what alot of forums members  practice in the way of exceptional food sanitation..
(besides how often do you get the chance to post a topic called Toss Your Salad  :o)


Edited to add that Aztecan covers this in a much less smartass way here http://forums.poz.com/index.php?topic=3893.0 
« Last Edit: September 15, 2006, 10:16:50 AM by Lwood »
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Re: Toss Your Salad !!!!!
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2006, 11:03:50 AM »
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« Last Edit: February 15, 2007, 01:10:54 PM by carousel »

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Re: Toss Your Salad !!!!!
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2006, 11:31:19 AM »
my wife eats spinach salad everyday(YUCK), she was sicker than a dog last week, no she was sicker than a person mixing crixivan and liquid norvir. 

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Re: Toss Your Salad !!!!!
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2006, 11:37:09 AM »
Well, you got me pegged Lwood - I was all set to come into this thread and say we needed an X-rated icon for use by the side of certain threads. :P

But I'm just going by past experience of opening an Lwood Brand thread. ::)
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Re: Toss Your Salad !!!!!
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2006, 11:51:03 AM »
Can Oliveoil repair the damaged greens?

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Re: Toss Your Salad !!!!!
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2006, 12:07:42 PM »
Can Oliveoil repair the damaged greens?

Scotch dear... try the scotch.

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Re: Toss Your Salad !!!!!
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2006, 12:15:32 PM »
Actually, I cant take credit, I almost choked on my Tea when the morning Anchors on CNN started making little jokes about tossing salad which Im sure had the producers phones lit up nicely, possibly requesting that Anderson Cooper do a Public service announcement on the subject... :o   Talk about a slip of the tongue

"Dude, Ill Just have some breadsticks, OK ?"

* ok, Just so this isnt too much of an Inside Joke ;) heres the current definition of   Salad Tossing

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Offline Basquo

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Re: Toss Your Salad !!!!!
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2006, 12:23:05 PM »
 >:( This really pisses me off becuase this is something I eat almost every day!  So what is the difference between bagged and bundled?  I like the bag 'cause you don't have to sort and wash, but do they come from the same place?  Obviously they're handled differently.  Please son't make me use frozen or canned spinach!!!

Offline PDXRon31

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Re: Toss Your Salad !!!!!
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2006, 12:26:39 PM »
I love this story....I swear. Just LAST NIGHT I was hungry for a baby spinach salad. You know, the ones with nuts, feta cheese, cranberries, balsamic vinaigrette, etc...

 So, I went out and bought a $3 bag of spinach leaves and had a delicious salad last night. Now I have to throw it out? At least I don't feel sick today! The rest of those ingredients just don't taste the same on iceberg lettuce!!!  >:(
« Last Edit: September 15, 2006, 12:28:27 PM by PDXRon31 »
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Offline Basquo

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Re: Toss Your Salad !!!!!
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2006, 12:31:47 PM »
My hospital's infection control nurse just sent out a memo with a link to the feds, if they determine a brand name I'll post it.

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Re: Toss Your Salad !!!!!
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2006, 12:40:32 PM »
Believe it or not, the bagged spinach is supposed to be cleaner, although Im such a Clorox Queen that I still give it what Ive dubbed as the 'Moffie Wash'  : a short soak in a solution of 1 oz. Clorox per gallon of water, then a thorough rinse with filtered water... so far my salads have remained relatively poopie free, but it would be nice if they came out with some Balsamic Vinegar scentd Clorox just in case I dont get it all rinsed away..

Ive also heard that Vinegar is an effective veggie wash, although Im not sure of the dilution to use..
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Offline Cliff

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Re: Toss Your Salad !!!!!
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2006, 12:54:12 PM »
I just can't ever see myself washing my veggies with Clorox.  Washing your delicate veggies with the same thing that you wash your toilet bowel with, just doesn't seem right.   ???

Offline PDXRon31

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Re: Toss Your Salad !!!!!
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2006, 12:59:29 PM »
I just can't ever see myself washing my veggies with Clorox.  Washing your delicate veggies with the same thing that you wash your toilet bowel with, just doesn't seem right.   ???

I'm sorry, what about Lwood would seem "right" to you???  ;D Sorry Lwood, love you, mean it!
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Re: Toss Your Salad !!!!!
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2006, 01:21:46 PM »
Lwood
   As usual you have caused me to laugh my ass off! I always look forward to your postings as they are usually demented enough to keep me highly entertained. Thanks man!
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Re: Toss Your Salad !!!!!
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2006, 02:23:00 PM »
So you guys are telling me that Red Wine Vinegar isn't the right thing to clean the Terlit with ?? Jesus I really had it wrong. ( ofcourse I guess that Does explain the pink stain.... but you cant beat it for getting rid of the Klingon's that seem to be an unfortunate side effect of our water efficient toilets..)
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Offline Life

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Re: Toss Your Salad !!!!!
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2006, 04:40:46 PM »
I love having my salad tossed until Now!  Lwood you ruin or change the meaning of every thing I have ever come to believe.  When I go out for Dinner I always order one... The waiter always looks just fine (cute) and now I know in the back of my mind what he really is thinking about me....  FUCK!!!  I suppose if I asked to have my salad "rimmed" means to gently mix the salad with the dressing???"

Where do you get this shit... Floridian's have a different meaning for everything except "tidal wave" or "hurricane".....
« Last Edit: September 16, 2006, 01:04:10 AM by Eric »

Offline J.R.E.

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Re: Toss Your Salad !!!!!
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2006, 09:34:34 PM »
 :)


I don't mind the title "TOSS YOUR SALAD "



Its better thanTOSS YOUR COOKIES   :o



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Offline Life

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Re: Toss Your Salad !!!!!
« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2006, 09:47:30 PM »
But Ray, How do you know what your going to get when you ask for it??  Sometimes I am just not up for that kind of Salad!!!!

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Re: Toss Your Salad !!!!!
« Reply #18 on: September 15, 2006, 10:25:01 PM »
...Sometimes its just better to go with the soup.  Although its always possible that someone has Tossed Off in it..
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Re: Toss Your Salad !!!!!
« Reply #19 on: September 15, 2006, 10:42:24 PM »
But Ray, How do you know what your going to get when you ask for it??  Sometimes I am just not up for that kind of Salad!!!!


 ;D :o

 I must really be dense. I didn't know the subject changed to someone jerking off in ones salad. :P Would you like a little..... Never mind ;)  with that salad


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Re: Toss Your Salad !!!!!
« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2006, 11:20:34 PM »
I am never eating salad again. Ever.
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Re: Toss Your Salad !!!!!
« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2006, 11:24:37 PM »
Skip the cookies... I'll take the tosses salad.

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Re: Toss Your Salad !!!!!
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2006, 09:58:31 AM »
Leave it to Lwood to soak his in vinegar first!  ;D

I guess that adds new dimension to bleu cheese salad dressing.  :o

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Re: Toss Your Salad !!!!!
« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2006, 10:18:26 AM »
Mark I was just recovering from this thread and then you add a Bleu Cheese to the mix of Bleu-Rim-Toss salad. Oy! ::)

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Re: Toss Your Salad !!!!!
« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2006, 02:00:48 PM »
At least nobody mentioned Croutons...
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Re: Toss Your Salad !!!!!
« Reply #25 on: September 16, 2006, 05:02:59 PM »
Did somene say Bacon bits?
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Re: Toss Your Salad !!!!!
« Reply #26 on: September 16, 2006, 07:10:09 PM »
at least leave the anchovies out of the salad.

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Re: Toss Your Salad !!!!!
« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2006, 12:12:20 PM »
You can toss out the spinach...as far as I'm concerned.
But when it comes to a toss in the hay...Hey, I'm all...ears!
Or is that lips?  Oh well beware of the tainted spinach....
even Popeye would have a tough time swallowing that one :P
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Re: Toss Your Salad !!!!!
« Reply #28 on: September 18, 2006, 06:52:53 PM »
I love this story....I swear. Just LAST NIGHT I was hungry for a baby spinach salad. You know, the ones with nuts, feta cheese, cranberries, balsamic vinaigrette, etc...
Cranberries?  Makes me want to lose my lunch (trying to avoid the obvious retort)!

Then again, I've always picked the grapes out of a Waldorf (on the very few occasions there was no alternative salad).  The only fruit I eat on salads is tomato... or is avocado a fruit, too?  Unless it's fruit salad, and I can do without the lettuce leaf on the bottom, thanks!

How long would spinach have to be steamed/boiled to kill the e. coli? 

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« Reply #29 on: September 18, 2006, 10:16:37 PM »
                                   



                                  Lets Do  Lunch Everybody !!!!
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« Reply #30 on: September 18, 2006, 10:25:16 PM »
Boo, along with Lwoods barfing balls, about 1.2 seconds..

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