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blondbeauty:
You Won't Believe These Warning Labels!

 

"Do not use snow blower on the roof."

 "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher."

ĽA warning on an electric router made for carpenters cautions,  "This product not intended for use as a dental drill."

ĽA warning label found on a baby stroller cautions the user: "Remove child before folding."

ĽA bottle of prescription sleeping pills says, "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

ĽA sticker on a toilet at a public facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan  actually warns: "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking."

ĽA CD player carries this unusual warning: "Do not use the Ultradisc2000   as a projectile in a catapult."

ĽAn "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter cautions, "Do not use near  fire, flame, or sparks."

ĽA label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use  "while sleeping or unconscious."

ĽA container of underarm deodorant says, "Caution: Do not spray in eyes."

ĽA cartridge for a laser printer warns, "Do not eat toner."

ĽA household iron warns users: "Never iron clothes while they  are being worn."

ĽA label with a hair dryer reads, "Never use hair dryer while  sleeping."

ĽA 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: "Not intended for highway use."

ĽA cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, "Do not drive with sunshield in place."

ĽA bathroom heater says: "This product is not to be used in bathrooms."

ĽA can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: "May irritate  eyes."

ĽA warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists  says: "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."

ĽA popular manufactured fireplace log warns: "Caution: Risk of Fire."

ĽA box of birthday cake candles says: "DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a bodycavity."

chemistry001:
Another classic one is on the back of complementary peanuts they give you on airplanes :
"Warning product may contain nuts"

Basquo:

--- Quote ---A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: "Not intended for highway use."
--- End quote ---

That warning needs to be there, or else some redneck will put it on his kid's dirtbike and send him off to school.  And they probably live within a two-mile radius of me.

ImagineFL:
Ummm...  I've actually used a snowblower on a roof when I lived in Michigan.   ::)

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