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Offline itsimple

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #50 on: July 07, 2011, 11:26:01 AM »
The RPR test does not actual test for Syphillis directly. There are also many things that can cause false positives and false negatives.
Your doctor should confirm with a direct antigen assay. One is a VDRL but there are others.

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #51 on: August 01, 2011, 12:42:27 PM »
Dayuuuuuummmmm syphilis!!!
So, the results of my latest RPR were just emailed to me by my ID doc.  The titer is still 1:8 (it didn't go up or down from the last reading).  I see her next Monday, 8/8.  From the looks of things and sound of her email - she will be ordering an LP (lumbar puncture) for sometime next week.  She is leaning towards it being late latent / neurosyphilis.  Which, if confirmed by the LP, will mean approx. 10 days in the hospital starting around 8/15....

She said she wish she had known that when I was originally treated back around 6 years ago that I actually had experienced hearing loss (which came back after treatment) - because she said the doc at that time should have ordered a LP (even though I wasn't HIV+ back then)..... but the past is the past - so, we move forward.

Should have a better idea of exactly what is going on after I see her next Monday.   Ugggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!

-Phil (who wishes they had a better way of diagnosing neurosyph other than puncturing my spine with a needle)
September 13, 2008 - diagnosed +
Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

Offline thunter34

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #52 on: August 01, 2011, 01:21:44 PM »
Rats.  Sorry, Phil. 

AIDS isn't for sissies.

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #53 on: August 01, 2011, 01:25:43 PM »
Rats.  Sorry, Phil. 


Thanks Tim -
I'm gonna check w/ doc and see if they do have to do the LP if they can admit me overnight - but, I think it will be a "no" as they pretty much do it as an outpatient procedure.  My biggest concern is that the hospital/clinic is about 10 miles from home which means the ride back and I don't want to incur that post LP headache that I have heard about by having to be upright when coming back in the car (as everyone has said that you basically need to lie in a horizontal position for some time after having the LP).  I don't deal well with headaches.....
September 13, 2008 - diagnosed +
Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #54 on: August 01, 2011, 03:36:42 PM »
Dayuuuuuummmmm syphilis!!!


Geez Phil, so sorry buddy. But onward through the fog I guess  :-\


I'm gonna check w/ doc and see if they do have to do the LP if they can admit me overnight

Hmmm.Well all you can do is ask.  Mine was done while in the hospital so I cant really comment on the outpatient type, maybe someone who's had the outpatient will come along and comment. Although I am sure the docs have ways for you to avoid the spinal headache in that situation otherwise they wouldnt do them outpatient.

But the LP itself is a cakewalk, of course I was jacked up on Dilaudid which helped

-Will
« Last Edit: August 01, 2011, 03:38:22 PM by WillyWump »
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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #55 on: August 01, 2011, 07:28:11 PM »
Hi Phil

Sorry to hear you are still worrying about this.

I had my LP done as an out-patient and didn't suffer any post headaches, not everyone does, everyone is different.

If you just rest up for an hour after you should be OK, and there's nothig stopping you from popping a couple of Panadol just in case, it won't hurt.

Thinking of you and glad to hear they are at least doing something now.

Aroha
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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #56 on: August 01, 2011, 07:59:51 PM »
Thanks Jan -
I'm sure that I will be okay - just get myself worked up a bit when it comes to certain medical procedures.  It took me forever to get okay with getting labs done -- well, actuallly after the first time (when they took 16 tubes) I pretty much was forced to get used to it.

I plan on seeing if the doc will allow me to take some type of anti-anxiety pill before the procedure --- of course, any good pain killers after the procedure would be great as well (hell, any great pain killers even if I didn't have the procedure would also be great -  ;)  )

I'm just gonna have to go with the flow on this - as I have been to date.
September 13, 2008 - diagnosed +
Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

Offline buginme2

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #57 on: August 01, 2011, 08:25:29 PM »
Sorry to hear about this. 

I have read caffeine pills can prevent the lb headache, not sure if thats true.  I had ruptured a disk in my back a few years ago an had to have several epidurals in my lower spine.  While not exactly fun they were not painfull.  Im not sure hpw that compares to a lumbar puncture. 

Again, just sorry to hear about this, I hope it comes off without a hitch.

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #58 on: August 01, 2011, 08:28:34 PM »
Sorry to hear about this. 

I have read caffeine pills can prevent the lb headache, not sure if thats true.  I had ruptured a disk in my back a few years ago an had to have several epidurals in my lower spine.  While not exactly fun they were not painfull.  Im not sure hpw that compares to a lumbar puncture. 

Again, just sorry to hear about this, I hope it comes off without a hitch.
Thanks bug -
I think I also heard somewhere that caffeine helps prevent the headaches - I may have to try that (I'll also check w/ doc and see if it is something that can help).  Those who have had lumbar punctures have said that overall the actual procedure isn't too bad - but those who have gotten the post LP headache said it hurts like hell... hoping that I will be one of those who doesn't get one.
September 13, 2008 - diagnosed +
Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #59 on: August 02, 2011, 09:46:49 AM »
Yus.

1/8 is a problem. The persistence of that number certainly sounds like tertiary latent syphilis.

You're at the business end of the Great Pox and an LP is a must. Also an IV infusion. The problem with neurosyphilis is you won't know it's happening.

But sometimes we obsess about neurosyphilis and neglect, at our peril, the other forms in particular cardiovascular syphilis.

You have my love and constant thoughts. :-*

MtD

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #60 on: August 02, 2011, 10:29:28 AM »
Hang in there Phil. I certainly hope you don't get the post LP headache, but even if you do, remember that it's small beans compared to the damage untreated tertiary syphilis can do to you. You're in my thoughts - and I'm sending nasty go-away-vibes to your little bacterial bastards. That'll teach 'em!
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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #61 on: August 02, 2011, 11:05:46 AM »
Thanks Ann and Matty -
I am anxiously awaiting my Monday visit w/ the doc.

The worse part is that over the past few weeks I have been having increasing muscle pain, fatigue, and have had a noticeable decrease in some cognitive functioning (my job involves a lot of typing - as do responses on the forums) and I have found myself misspelling more words, leaving out complete words, incomplete sentences, etc.

Then, over the past two weeks I have been experiencing tightness/pain in my chest - not extreme pain, more irritating muscule tightness type of pain (then Matty throws in the cardio-syph, which hadn't even occurred to me - in addition to the neuro-syph)

So, now I am beginning to sound like I belong in the I AM section ------ perhaps, I AM SYPHILLIS?  ;)
I AM NEURO-SYPH (which kind of sounds like a super hero) or I AM CARDIO-SYPH (which makes me sound real buff)....

Edited because that should be "...I belong in the AM I section, not I AM - although that kind of fit too --- BTW, did I tell you I have been experiencing cognitive issues?   ::)
« Last Edit: August 02, 2011, 11:14:55 AM by phildinftlaudy »
September 13, 2008 - diagnosed +
Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #62 on: August 02, 2011, 11:41:26 AM »
BTW, did I tell you I have been experiencing cognitive issues?   ::)

AKA Goldfish Bowl Syndrome (GBS)
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Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. Mignon McLaughlin

HIV is certainly character-building. It's made me see all of the shallow things we cling to, like ego and vanity. Of course, I'd rather have a few more T-cells and a little less character. Randy Shilts

Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #63 on: August 02, 2011, 11:41:43 AM »
Thanks Ann and Matty -
I am anxiously awaiting my Monday visit w/ the doc.

The worse part is that over the past few weeks I have been having increasing muscle pain, fatigue, and have had a noticeable decrease in some cognitive functioning (my job involves a lot of typing - as do responses on the forums) and I have found myself misspelling more words, leaving out complete words, incomplete sentences, etc.

Then, over the past two weeks I have been experiencing tightness/pain in my chest - not extreme pain, more irritating muscule tightness type of pain (then Matty throws in the cardio-syph, which hadn't even occurred to me - in addition to the neuro-syph)

So, now I am beginning to sound like I belong in the I AM section ------ perhaps, I AM SYPHILLIS?  ;)
I AM NEURO-SYPH (which kind of sounds like a super hero) or I AM CARDIO-SYPH (which makes me sound real buff)....

Edited because that should be "...I belong in the AM I section, not I AM - although that kind of fit too --- BTW, did I tell you I have been experiencing cognitive issues?   ::)

If it helps Phil, those things are not really the symptoms seen with neurosyphilis or cardiovascular syphilis. It's way more than likely that what you're describing is anxiety related and has nothing to do (directly) with syphilis.

Just get yourself tested and treated. It's (probably) gonna be unpleasant but it will work out just fine. :)

MtD

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #64 on: August 02, 2011, 11:48:44 AM »
Phil, I got you this cute little cup and saucer just in case you decide to load up on caffeine before your LP.

Bottoms up! ;D

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Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. Mignon McLaughlin

HIV is certainly character-building. It's made me see all of the shallow things we cling to, like ego and vanity. Of course, I'd rather have a few more T-cells and a little less character. Randy Shilts

Offline phildinftlaudy

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #65 on: August 02, 2011, 11:50:03 AM »
AKA Goldfish Bowl Syndrome (GBS)
I googled goldfish bowl syndrome - but can only find goldfish syndrome - however, the description seems to fit GBS --- I am soooooooo confused....   ???
September 13, 2008 - diagnosed +
Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

Offline phildinftlaudy

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #66 on: August 02, 2011, 11:51:10 AM »
Phil, I got you this cute little cup and saucer just in case you decide to load up on caffeine before your LP.

Bottoms up! ;D


Cool -
I can add this to my set of three that say:  "SLUT," "TRAMP," and "TRAILER PARK DIVA"

Thanks Ann!
September 13, 2008 - diagnosed +
Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

Offline phildinftlaudy

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #67 on: August 02, 2011, 11:54:47 AM »
If it helps Phil, those things are not really the symptoms seen with neurosyphilis or cardiovascular syphilis. It's way more than likely that what you're describing is anxiety related and has nothing to do (directly) with syphilis.

Just get yourself tested and treated. It's (probably) gonna be unpleasant but it will work out just fine. :)

MtD
Thanks Matty -
Why would you think it is anxiety related?  I mean I don't seem anxious, do I?  I mean, anxious me? Naw, I can't be anxious..... could I?  I mean, I don't think I am, doesn't seem to be.... or, well, maybe, I mean, possibly, I mean on the surface perhaps, but then again.... anxiety? wow, I don't know, I mean, I guess, I suppose, I mean, I have been hyperventilating... but, you know, I don't know, I guess, well, If I look at it from a different perspective, I mean, I have been kind of - well, I don't know, possibly a little, but then again - how does anxiety look, how does it feel - what does an anxious person do? I seem to remember, no maybe I don't remember, but, then again, I might remember.... anxious?  naw, can't be...   ;D
September 13, 2008 - diagnosed +
Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #68 on: August 02, 2011, 12:02:50 PM »
Thanks Matty -
Why would you think it is anxiety related?  I mean I don't seem anxious, do I?  I mean, anxious me? Naw, I can't be anxious..... could I?  I mean, I don't think I am, doesn't seem to be.... or, well, maybe, I mean, possibly, I mean on the surface perhaps, but then again.... anxiety? wow, I don't know, I mean, I guess, I suppose, I mean, I have been hyperventilating... but, you know, I don't know, I guess, well, If I look at it from a different perspective, I mean, I have been kind of - well, I don't know, possibly a little, but then again - how does anxiety look, how does it feel - what does an anxious person do? I seem to remember, no maybe I don't remember, but, then again, I might remember.... anxious?  naw, can't be...   ;D

Now son, you don't want Reverend Matty to start prayin' fer you too?

MtD

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #69 on: August 02, 2011, 12:10:57 PM »
Now son, you don't want Reverend Matty to start prayin' fer you too?

MtD
I've already lined you up to deliver mass on South Beach this Sunday; working on booking you for Easter prayer at the Kabbala temple in Las Vegas; and may have an in to replace Christmas worship services normally delivered by the Pope at the Vatican with you.  

I'm doing all this in the hopes that people will start seeing images of Matty on toasts and that your prayers for Ms. P's feet and Phild's syphilis will be answered:



Edited to fix cognitive dysfunctions
September 13, 2008 - diagnosed +
Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #70 on: August 02, 2011, 12:19:43 PM »
I've already lined you up to deliver mass on South Beach this Sunday; working on booking you for Easter prayer at the Kabbala temple in Las Vegas; and may have an in to replace Christmas worship services normally delivered by the Pope at the Vatican with you. 

I'm doing all this in the hopes that people will start seeing your images of Matty on toasts and that your prayers for Ms. P's feet and Phild's syphilis will be answered:



Oh Lord son, you're not a Cathylick are you? :(

If you are, we might as well stamp your coffin "Straight To Hell" right now and be done with it.

Coz Cathylicks ain't Christians. They're idol worshippers and no amount of genuflecting and ring kissing is gonna save them from the firey reward Jesus is stoking up for them as we speak.

Now I know what you're gonna say "Cathylicks are Christians! We're the original Christians!" but that just ain't true because the boy buggers don't follow Jesus.

Anyone who has read his King James Version 1611 Bible will know that Mary is the Diana Ross of the Cathylick religion and Jesus is just one of the Supremes to those sad and misguided folks.

I remember years ago watching the news on my new fangled color television receiver set and seeing one of those Cathylick popes standing at a winder balcony (Pope John Paul George and Ringo I think it was) waving to a crowd of hell bound Italians like some palsied drunk hailing a cab.

It was disgusting. >:(

You'd best repent of your wicked ways before it's too late, Phillip.

MtD

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #71 on: August 02, 2011, 12:27:19 PM »
Oh Lord son, you're not a Cathylick are you? :(

You'd best repent of your wicked ways before it's too late, Phillip.

MtD

Naw, phild is FAR from Cathylick -
the whole sit, kneel, pray thing was much too hard on my legs ----
Now, the "get on your knees and stay there" thing -  well, I have that one mastered

Which I guess could still work at certain seminary schools.  ::)

HELPFUL TIP:

September 13, 2008 - diagnosed +
Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #72 on: August 02, 2011, 12:33:55 PM »
It's spelled Catlicks, Matilda. Everyone knows they lick Ceiling Cat's ring - and I'm not talking about the one on his paw.





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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #73 on: August 02, 2011, 12:36:20 PM »
Naw, phild is FAR from Cathylick -
the whole sit, kneel, pray thing was much too hard on my legs ----
Now, the "get on your knees and stay there" thing -  well, I have that one mastered

Which I guess could still work at certain seminary schools.  ::)

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A Pentycostal are ya? Well that's a step in the right direction.

But of course provided you're not a Oneness Pentycostal. Those folks are as sure to end up roasting in the Lake of Fire with the Mary Worshippers along with Anna Nicole Smith and a mess of Norwegian socialist youth.

Of course Trinitarian Pentycostals might have a chance at salvation, but you'd be well advised to put the rattlesnakes down and stop swinging from the chandeliers during church services.

The LORD doesn't take kindly to those who try to outshine him on the Sabbath.

It's spelled Catlicks, Matilda. Everyone knows they lick Ceiling Cat's ring - and I'm not talking about the one on his paw.






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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #74 on: August 02, 2011, 12:44:15 PM »
A Pentycostal are ya? Well that's a step in the right direction.

Nope - not Pentycostal either - although, a Puerto Rican I used to fuck around with was and ummm ummm ummm (okay, syphilis doesn't seem that bad after reliving those images)

Anywhooooo, these images should provide a better idea of what phild is:








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September 13, 2008 - diagnosed +
Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #75 on: August 02, 2011, 12:50:14 PM »
Nope - not Pentycostal either - although, a Puerto Rican I used to fuck around with was and ummm ummm ummm (okay, syphilis doesn't seem that bad after reliving those images)

Anywhooooo, these images should provide a better idea of what phild is:








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If I knew you were born with your feet Hot for Jesus we needn't have gone through all of this rigamarole.

Of course you better be a Southern Baptist or at the very least an Independent Baptist in the style of the saintly Reverend Phelps.

Those heretical American Baptists and Cooperative Baptists, well they're just no better than Quakers.

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #76 on: August 02, 2011, 12:51:54 PM »

Don't start me on Methodist Lesbians. The LORD has a special extra hot corner in Hell for y'all.


I know! I got the brochure just the other day - I'm so excited!

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #77 on: August 02, 2011, 01:00:19 PM »
A Baptist? Well son, why didn't you say? :)

If I knew you were born with your feet Hot for Jesus we needn't have gone through all of this rigamarole.

Of course you better be a Southern Baptist or at the very least an Independent Baptist in the style of the saintly Reverend Phelps.

Those heretical American Baptists and Cooperative Baptists, well they're just no better than Quakers.

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I forget what kind of baptist I am ---- I just know that I got dunked in the water and almost drowned (very traumatizing) --- oh, and I like this sign:
September 13, 2008 - diagnosed +
Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #78 on: August 02, 2011, 01:03:01 PM »
I forget what kind of baptist I am ---- I just know that I got dunked in the water and almost drowned (very traumatizing) --- oh, and I like this sign:

Primitive Baptist? :)

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #79 on: August 02, 2011, 01:03:52 PM »
I know! I got the brochure just the other day - I'm so excited!


Hillary Clinton tells me that y'all get issued with double headed tridents. :)

But I think we all know what book you're really reading from:


Turn or burn!

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #80 on: August 02, 2011, 01:05:24 PM »
The fact that the dog is pawing at her ass is hilarious.

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #81 on: August 02, 2011, 01:08:46 PM »
The fact that the dog is pawing at her ass is hilarious.

I don't think we need to bring your promiscuous mother into this. :)

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #82 on: August 02, 2011, 01:09:42 PM »
I don't think we need to contaminate this thread with off colour references to your promiscuous mother. :)

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A your mom joke?  You've previously done better.  Besides her girl parts were wrecked in her late 40s, she's not been promiscuous for an age.

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #83 on: August 02, 2011, 01:14:47 PM »
Hillary Clinton tells me that y'all get issued with double headed tridents. :)

That's great news - I'm even more excited now!


But I think we all know what book you're really reading from:


Bullshit. Everyone knows I prefer pussies.
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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #84 on: August 02, 2011, 01:15:47 PM »
A your mom joke?  You've previously done better.  Besides her girl parts were wrecked in her late 40s, she's not been promiscuous for an age.

Yup, a 'yo momma' joke.

I'm not gonna waste "A" material on you.

That's great news - I'm even more excited now!


Bullshit. Everyone knows I prefer pussies.

All cats are grey in the dark, Your Annship. :)

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #85 on: August 02, 2011, 01:19:54 PM »
BTW, we have evolved from phild's syphilis anxiety to religion, yo mamma jokes, and bestiality -
I feel much better -
and my thread has nearly 3,000 2,500 views - it is kicking Ms. P's foot surgery thread in the arse!!  

Not that I'm competitive or anything (good baptists are never competitive).

BTW, why doesn't the stats page update and reflect most popular pages by views?  I want my Dayummmm Syphilis to go down in history.  Dayummm it!!

Edited to fix number of views - dayummmm cognitive issues
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September 13, 2008 - diagnosed +
Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #86 on: August 02, 2011, 01:26:59 PM »
Yup, a 'yo momma' joke.

I'm not gonna waste "A" material on you.

All cats are grey in the dark, Your Annship. :)

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #87 on: August 02, 2011, 01:30:51 PM »
A is for...

"A" is for the fact that I can rely on "Andy Dick - Live from the Improv" material and still kick you into touch.

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #88 on: August 02, 2011, 01:31:11 PM »
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Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. Mignon McLaughlin

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #89 on: August 02, 2011, 01:33:46 PM »
I'm detecting a bit of......
September 13, 2008 - diagnosed +
Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #90 on: August 02, 2011, 01:35:53 PM »
I'm detecting a bit of......

I agree. I can totally see Ann giving Hecky one up the chutney with a strap on.

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #91 on: August 02, 2011, 01:38:45 PM »
Dayuummm, I forgot what I was going to post...


September 13, 2008 - diagnosed +
Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #92 on: August 02, 2011, 01:41:00 PM »
I laughed so hard at this thread I got a chancre .

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #93 on: August 02, 2011, 01:41:39 PM »
I laughed so hard at this thread I got a chancre .

You're gumma be sorry.

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #94 on: August 02, 2011, 01:48:41 PM »
I agree. I can totally see Ann giving Hecky one up the chutney with a strap on.


Only if he has a ball-gag in his mouth so I don't have to listen to his silly prattle.

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #95 on: August 02, 2011, 01:51:00 PM »
Only if he has a ball-gag in his mouth so I don't have to listen to his silly prattle.


whats the safe word ? Halitosis ?

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #96 on: August 02, 2011, 01:51:29 PM »
You're gumma be sorry.

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I was going to post some pictures of chancres - but started viewing them and threw up in my mouth a little.....
September 13, 2008 - diagnosed +
Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #97 on: August 02, 2011, 02:00:10 PM »
whats the safe word ? Halitosis ?

Hecky doesn't get to have a safe word. ::)
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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #98 on: August 02, 2011, 02:02:16 PM »
Hecky doesn't get to have a safe word. ::)

Safe words are for weenies. If you don't think you've got a better than even chance of dying why bother getting into the sling?

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Re: Dayummmm Syphilis
« Reply #99 on: August 02, 2011, 02:05:45 PM »
Safe words are for weenies. If you don't think you've got a better than even chance of dying why bother getting into the sling?

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Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. Mignon McLaughlin

HIV is certainly character-building. It's made me see all of the shallow things we cling to, like ego and vanity. Of course, I'd rather have a few more T-cells and a little less character. Randy Shilts

 


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