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Author Topic: OK you fat heifers...  (Read 2492 times)

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Online Miss Philicia

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OK you fat heifers...
« on: June 08, 2011, 06:37:59 PM »
... you know what you need to do!

My podiatry issues, having necessitated my becoming a semi-hermit like you depressed pozzies, has caused me an accompanying mental anguish as the result of gaining 8 pounds.  So now I'm reduced to a rotund hairy bear and purchased this lovely item linked above.  The skinny rake of a cock sucker that sold me on it at Fante's Kitchen Wares promised it would help me in monitoring my cholesterol, sodium and carb intake, and as I care so very deeply about my afflicted brethren that populate these esteemed fora I thought it a mighty fine idea to share my little secret purchase.

Also it should be noted that after buying this item, I walked next door to DiBruno Bros and bought myself some Red Hawk cheese, Winnimere, and boar prosciutto. And I did all of this in 96℉ weather (suck on that San Antonio), and then carried four bags of food home 12 blocks and up four flights of stairs. It would seem I shouldn't have an extra 8 lbs. on my mid-section with such activity amirite?

I blame norvir.

ps: I attended a medical talk sponsored by Gilead and the doctor giving the presentation said this talk of pozzies expecting a normal life span is pure poppycock, pish posh -- balderdash from a bunch of whippersnappers.
"Iíve slept with enough men to know that Iím not gay"

Offline anniebc

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Re: OK you fat heifers...
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2011, 06:50:05 PM »
Why do you buy that crap, just read the back of the produce it will tell you how much Cholestrol is in it...and stop whniging about 8 lbs that's nothing to what I've put on.

Aroha
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Online Miss Philicia

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Re: OK you fat heifers...
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2011, 06:59:24 PM »
Why do you buy that crap, just read the back of the produce it will tell you how much Cholestrol is in it...and stop whniging about 8 lbs that's nothing to what I've put on.

Aroha
Jan :-*

Honey, I'm a single gay man -- gotta be svelte to pull in tricks!  Also, that date I took to that medical talk last night was just so lacking.  Next victim!
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Offline anniebc

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Re: OK you fat heifers...
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2011, 07:09:21 PM »
Honey, I'm a single gay man -- gotta be svelte to pull in tricks!  Also, that date I took to that medical talk last night was just so lacking.  Next victim!

8lbs is nothing, it give's them a little something extra to hold on to... ;)

Are you telling me I'm not going to live to be a 100...damn!!

Aroha
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Offline weasel

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Re: OK you fat heifers...
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2011, 07:12:51 PM »
Why do you buy that crap, just read the back of the produce it will tell you how much Cholestrol is in it...and stop whniging about 8 lbs that's nothing to what I've put on.

Aroha
Jan :-*

          OMG Miss  Philicia has gained EIGHT POUNDS  ::)

            Why do you need a  Digital reader  ???

            Food  is marked very well , The food that is not marked is the good food   ......fruits & veggies

           I am afraid  to POST my updated photo ,  FIFTY POUNDS in two years .

          I know my Clonazapram is the blame .

         YUP ! That is all I am saying  :-X

                                                    Weasel


        P.S. Oh , Hog wash on us not living a long wonderfully fabulous life  :)
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Offline denb45

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Re: OK you fat heifers...
« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2011, 07:35:38 PM »
Miss P dear, Id love that 8 pounds (in all the right places) now that your a furry -bear, you can't call us fat heifers anymore, well at least not ole skinny me you can't  :D we need pictures of your bear-boy transformation you speak of, to confirm this ;D
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Offline denb45

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Re: OK you fat heifers...
« Reply #6 on: June 08, 2011, 07:39:31 PM »

Carl, I need me some Clonazapram  ;D I'm in dire-need  ;)
"it's so nice to be insane, cause no-one ask you to explain" Helen Reddy cc 1974

Offline Jeff G

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Re: OK you fat heifers...
« Reply #7 on: June 08, 2011, 07:54:12 PM »
I have gained about 10 pounds . I hope I don't get the hoof and gum disease also . 

Offline WillyWump

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Re: OK you fat heifers...
« Reply #8 on: June 08, 2011, 08:02:55 PM »
And I did all of this in 96℉ weather (suck on that San Antonio),

Please. Talk to me when you're enduring 100 with 31% humidity.

Also, sorry you're a fatty now.

-Will
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6/3/14 CD4- 736, UD 34%
6/25/13 CD4- 1036, UD,
2/4/13, CD4 - 489, UD, 28%

Current Meds: Prezista/Epzicom/ Norvir
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Online Miss Philicia

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Re: OK you fat heifers...
« Reply #9 on: June 08, 2011, 09:26:59 PM »
Now that I think of it maybe it was just the 60 mg of klonopin I took over the weekend. At least I'm starting to release compact turds again as of this afternoon.
"Iíve slept with enough men to know that Iím not gay"

Online Miss Philicia

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Re: OK you fat heifers...
« Reply #10 on: June 08, 2011, 09:28:10 PM »
Please. Talk to me when you're enduring 100 with 31% humidity.

Also, sorry you're a fatty now.

-Will

56% humidity right now... suck it up Tumbleweed.
"Iíve slept with enough men to know that Iím not gay"

Offline phildinftlaudy

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Re: OK you fat heifers...
« Reply #11 on: June 08, 2011, 09:33:45 PM »
82 degrees and 63% humidity in steamy Miami. 8)
September 13, 2008 - diagnosed +
Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

Offline skeebo1969

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Re: OK you fat heifers...
« Reply #12 on: June 08, 2011, 09:39:37 PM »


  8 pounds?  As of today, 30 days removed from that hell hole, wanna be helpful place I went to, I've gained 24 pounds!   Thank You Remeron!   Oh, and I posted my labs in my sig line for the very first time! :-*
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Online Miss Philicia

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Re: OK you fat heifers...
« Reply #13 on: June 08, 2011, 10:14:09 PM »
Because this is my thread and not yours I will post this
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Re: OK you fat heifers...
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2011, 03:00:53 PM »
Because this is my thread and not yours I will post this

Love to watch that on a big flat screen with a hit or two of mushrooms.....
The only thing I can do straight is shoot..

 


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