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Offline Matty the Damned

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OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« on: May 24, 2011, 04:31:13 PM »
'sup cocksuckers,

So last week I visited the Frau and she decided that I might have some neurological issues (hyper-reflexive, pupils won't dilate, pronounced weakness in my left leg, occasional blindness, blah blah) that need closer attention.

So she's handed me over to some Infectious Diseases Doctor who is gonna give me an MRI and various other tests including a LUMBAR PUNCTURE!!

Fuckin' epic, right?  ;D

This is all happening today.

I have to travel about two hours east on the train to the hospital where they do this shit, but the train ticket only costs me $2.50 each way. Also all the medical stuff is 100% free (including the hospital stay if needed) AND I get picked up by an AIDS community worker at the station to avoid the inconvenience of changing trains to get to the hospital.

Socialised medicine is such a burden. I long to be free! :(

Anyways, I imagine this stuff will involve lots of sitting around waiting. As I'll have my trusty mobile internets with me I might update you from time to time.

There could even be pictars!  ;)

MtD

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2011, 04:36:29 PM »
Commie

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2011, 05:01:26 PM »
I adore Lumbah Punckcha pics ! Please share . OH and Im sorry you are sick .    

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2011, 05:15:46 PM »
Pictorial evidence required.  Preferably a live video feed.
"I have tried hard--but life is difficult, and I am a very useless person. I can hardly be said to have an independent existence. I was just a screw or a cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else."

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2011, 05:16:33 PM »
LP's rock...or maybe it was the supa sweet drugs I got during and after  ;D
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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2011, 05:35:23 PM »
There could even be pictars!  ;)

Do we get to see your weenie again?

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« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2011, 05:37:01 PM »
Do we get to see your weenie again?

Maybe. If you're good you might get to see mah hiney!

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2011, 05:37:48 PM »
Can I have a roller blind?
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« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2011, 05:38:22 PM »
Maybe. If you're good you might get to see mah hiney!

MtD

Hot damn!  

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« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2011, 05:43:49 PM »
Can I have a roller blind?

No, you may not.


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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2011, 08:08:28 PM »
Braggart.
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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2011, 08:10:30 PM »
Pictorial evidence required.  Preferably a live video feed.

What Rev said...if we don't have visual documentation it didn't happen.

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« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2011, 08:10:53 PM »
I am on the train!

We're currently making a stately progress through the upper mountains which is a Fashionable Place to live. Consequently lots of wannabe hipsters, dumpy women in pashminas and fey middle aged men in berets are getting on board.

There is a distinct whiff of patchouli and pretentiousness in the air.

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2011, 08:12:34 PM »
No, you may not.


MtD

Since I know how much you love this movie, did you know that the 40th anniversary addition is being released next week.  I read it will be worth buying.  Maybe this will be yer birth of baby Jeebus day present.
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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2011, 08:14:56 PM »
I was hoping for cheery pictures on the train -- guess Matilda left the Thai house boy at home.
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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2011, 08:16:32 PM »
I was hoping for cheery pictures on the train -- guess Matilda left the Thai house boy at home.

Don't forget that he shipped him off to Ann's Rock some time last week.
"I have tried hard--but life is difficult, and I am a very useless person. I can hardly be said to have an independent existence. I was just a screw or a cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else."

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2011, 08:17:34 PM »
Don't forget that he shipped him off to Ann's Rock some time last week.

Oh ffs, stfu. I've got my rep to consider.
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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2011, 08:21:11 PM »
Don't forget that he shipped him off to Ann's Rock some time last week.

Yes he did...my she is keeping very quiet about that, obviously doesn't want to share right now.

BTW Matty I love my pashmina and yes I've put on a few pound but don't be hating pashmina wearing women.

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« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2011, 08:27:01 PM »
Don't forget that he shipped him off to Ann's Rock some time last week.

I hear she's stuffing him with raw sea scallops and then felching.
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« Reply #19 on: May 24, 2011, 08:33:18 PM »
I hear she's stuffing him with raw sea scallops and then felching.

::dead::

One thing that has never been clarified... Is this houseboy a pozzum?  Drinking forbidden juice from Ann's Lady Chocha might be hazardous to his health.
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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #20 on: May 24, 2011, 08:35:35 PM »
Drinking forbidden juice from Ann's Lady Chocha.

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« Reply #21 on: May 24, 2011, 08:38:54 PM »
Some woman is singing Islands in the Stream in the most irritating off key tone.

Some hippy fuckwit is prattling on about acupuncture. ::)

Here is a pictar of the back of his head:


Note the fuckwit hat he is wearing. This is so decent people can identify him as a fuckwit and avoid him or, optionally, push him over.

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #22 on: May 24, 2011, 08:52:52 PM »
Nice pic of a Kangaroo on the column there. I didn't know yall had graffiti artists down unda.
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« Reply #23 on: May 24, 2011, 09:34:37 PM »
Ah, so this may explain many things..... ;D

You'll be fine, I'm sure.  Now, you guys are going into winter there, right.  I think I learned that from the "Wiggles."  I was hoping that dude wearing the skull cap wasn't like the people I see all the time in 90 degree heat wearing them.

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« Reply #24 on: May 24, 2011, 10:29:43 PM »
There is a distinct whiff of patchouli and pretentiousness in the air.

MtD

that would have been my cue to get off the bus.

I hope the issues get sorted out Matty.
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« Reply #25 on: May 24, 2011, 10:46:44 PM »
Good luck Matty!
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« Reply #26 on: May 25, 2011, 12:29:10 AM »
Well this is starting to get tedious.

I've just been admitted to the infectious diseases ward by a registrar (Rahul -- cute!). It's a four bed ward and my cell mates are all women!

Truly I am living the dream of every 30 something gay man, stuck in an airless ward with three diseased bints.

Apparently one of them has a broken back. Unfortunately she can still talk. It seems she can't peeeeeeeeeeee!

Women are such dramah queens, honestly. ::)

Prior to this Rahul examined me at considerable length over in the AIDS clinic. He has lovely warm hands.

Anyhoo, teh LP has been postponed in favour of a spine/brain MRI because they now doubt my issues are ID related. I get to see a neurologist at some point.

I could be here for a week, or so they keep saying.

Good times, eh? ;D

MtD

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« Reply #27 on: May 25, 2011, 12:48:04 AM »
Well this is starting to get tedious.

I've just been admitted to the infectious diseases ward by a registrar (Rahul -- cute!). It's a four bed ward and my cell mates are all women!

Truly I am living the dream of every 30 something gay man, stuck in an airless ward with three diseased bints.

Apparently one of them has a broken back. Unfortunately she can still talk. It seems she can't peeeeeeeeeeee!

Women are such dramah queens, honestly. ::)

Prior to this Rahul examined me at considerable length over in the AIDS clinic. He has lovely warm hands.

Anyhoo, teh LP has been postponed in favour of a spine/brain MRI because they now doubt my issues are ID related. I get to see a neurologist at some point.

I could be here for a week, or so they keep saying.

Good times, eh? ;D

MtD

Well its good that you are not going to become a human shis kabob . Im trying to find a bright spot somebody help me out here ok .

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« Reply #28 on: May 25, 2011, 01:05:25 AM »
Well its good that you are not going to become a human shis kabob . Im trying to find a bright spot somebody help me out here ok .

The bright spot is he is only sharing with 3 women..it could have been worse, it could have been a 6 bed ward.

Hoping for some good results, keep us posted.

Thinking of you.
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« Reply #29 on: May 25, 2011, 01:34:03 AM »
They've now gotten a social worker of some sort in to deal with Mrs Broken Back across the way. Personally I would have just drugged the wench, but she's calmed the fuck down now so it's all good.

This is boring. There's no way I'm laying around here for a week. If they don't have this sorted by Friday morning I'm gonna fucking jet.

The elderly bird (srsly she's like 87) diagonally across from me is the most impressive farter. She really knows how to let those rumblers go. :)

MtD

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« Reply #30 on: May 25, 2011, 01:40:27 AM »


The elderly bird (srsly she's like 87) diagonally across from me is the most impressive farter. She really knows how to let those rumblers go. :)

MtD

See, so cheer up it's not all bad now is it.. ;)

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« Reply #31 on: May 25, 2011, 01:45:25 AM »
See, so cheer up it's not all bad now is it.. ;)

Aroha
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The best bit is that everytime she hits the high c on the bum trumpet, she excuses herself! :D

How quaint is that? Truly social graces are relics of another age.

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« Reply #32 on: May 25, 2011, 02:42:13 AM »
See it doesn't sound like its going to be that boring for you after all!
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« Reply #33 on: May 25, 2011, 06:18:27 AM »
Ah hospital farts and manners how the colonies are so truly misrepresented in the Mother country.

Congratulations on not becoming more psycho at the smell off patchouli oil , there are crimes unsolved in the West off the Mother country due to that effluence,  remember to pack a delightful nosegay for your return home , perhaps essence off Rahul.

Did you pack a weeks worth off Hospital costumes?

Nevermind there is probably a grant to buy suitable couture for those found stranded, far from ones valet.

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« Reply #34 on: May 25, 2011, 07:25:25 AM »
It sounds like you're in there with a rather strange lot.  Knowing what little I do about you already, I feel sure you will add value to their vistsentence as well.  Make lots of new friends while there but most of all get to the bottom of whats going on regarding your health.  Sending you best wishes for improved health and a speedy exit.

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« Reply #35 on: May 25, 2011, 07:48:34 AM »
Sorry you're stuck in the hospital.  I'm keeping you in my every day thought, Matteh. :-*
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« Reply #36 on: May 25, 2011, 08:50:32 AM »
Sorry you're stuck in the hospital.  I'm keeping you in my every day thought, Matteh. :-*

You certainly know how to make the best of a bad situation!  I hope everything goes well!  And by the way, tell Miss Broken Back I said hey.
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« Reply #37 on: May 25, 2011, 08:57:35 AM »
The best bit is that everytime she hits the high c on the bum trumpet, she excuses herself! :D

How quaint is that? Truly social graces are relics of another age.

MtD

Why can't I get this kind of treatment when I am in?

It's either a room by myself in the back corner of the hospital, or I get roomed with a guy flashing his hands at the ceiling claiming to be The God of Sun...

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« Reply #38 on: May 25, 2011, 08:58:36 AM »
Here are some flowers for you Matty!


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« Reply #39 on: May 25, 2011, 10:23:56 AM »
What a lovely bouquet.  Their scent might offset the smell from the lady who's passing hard boiled eggs and beans gas.
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« Reply #40 on: May 25, 2011, 11:38:15 AM »
Some woman is singing Islands in the Stream in the most irritating off key tone.

Some hippy fuckwit is prattling on about acupuncture. ::)

Here is a pictar of the back of his head:


Note the fuckwit hat he is wearing. This is so decent people can identify him as a fuckwit and avoid him or, optionally, push him over.

MtD

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« Reply #41 on: May 25, 2011, 02:31:55 PM »
Hope you get out of there soon sweetie.... :-*
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« Reply #42 on: May 25, 2011, 05:06:37 PM »
Well Enid, Marge and I have had just about enuff of Madame Broken Back. She carried on like a busted arse all night. Singing out like a motherfucker. I was sorely tempted smother the old moll.

She's lying there now, snoring her fucking head off.

To be honest Enid doesn't mind that much seeing as she's as deaf as buggery, but frankly Margaret and I have had it up to pussy's bow.

Hopefully I get the MRI today. Also a nerve conduction test and a lower body CT.

I gotta say, the girls have it pretty good. Enid and Marge don't even have to get up to go the brasco. They wear those adult nappy things and are able to relax in bed whilst they shit themselves and then have some poor nurse attend to the mess.

In my opinion, that's living! :)

MtD

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« Reply #43 on: May 25, 2011, 05:10:15 PM »
As you might say, I'm keeping you in my daily anxieties, Matty.

There's a good many of them lately.
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« Reply #44 on: May 25, 2011, 05:56:31 PM »

I gotta say, the girls have it pretty good. Enid and Marge don't even have to get up to go the brasco. They wear those adult nappy things and are able to relax in bed whilst they shit themselves and then have some poor nurse attend to the mess.

In my opinion, that's living! :)

MtD

Once you are out of the hospital and back on your feet relaxin at home I will gladly mail you some of the adult nappy  things so you can relax in bed and shit yourself --- we can then have Ann's houseboy come by and attend to the mess --- Call it a get well soon gift.  Yes, I would do that for you - you mean just that much to me Matty D! ;D
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10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

Online Jeff G

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #45 on: May 25, 2011, 06:03:09 PM »
Matty , I'm happy you have made some new friends . Those adult diapers aren't cheap , I know because I had to buy some for my mom when her leg was broken . I know the idea and the freedom of adult diapers may be luring but I would try and hold off a few more years and save a few bucks .

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #46 on: May 25, 2011, 06:06:11 PM »
We'll see.

STUDENT NURSES! God, they're just babies! Seriously the young bloke who just tried to work out my medication chart, looks about 15.

Terrible acne, poor little bloke.

Thankfully they've not brought breakfast around yet.

MtD

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #47 on: May 25, 2011, 06:09:38 PM »
We'll see.

STUDENT NURSES! God, they're just babies! Seriously the young bloke who just tried to work out my medication chart, looks about 15.

Terrible acne, poor little bloke.

Thankfully they've not brought breakfast around yet.

MtD

Please , you are a young un yourself .

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #48 on: May 25, 2011, 06:23:18 PM »
STUDENT NURSES! God, they're just babies! Seriously the young bloke who just tried to work out my medication chart, looks about 15.

Terrible acne, poor little bloke.

MtD
Do any of them student nurses look like Justin Bieber?  If so, you may have a few forum members, who shall remain unnamed (Will) making a trip down under real soon.
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Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #49 on: May 25, 2011, 06:39:18 PM »
Edith and Marge sound like perfect sweethearts, I hope you have all exchanged addresses and phone numbers, cos you know you are gonna miss them....and give the STUDENT NURSES a break and treat them well, as old as I am I still remember what it was like when I was one.. ;)

Thinking of you.
Aroha
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