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Offline phildinftlaudy

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #50 on: May 25, 2011, 06:46:36 PM »
Matty:
Where are the picture updates?  Perhaps, a group pic of you and the ladies - or the student nurses as they take your temperature?  ;)
September 13, 2008 - diagnosed +
Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #51 on: May 25, 2011, 07:01:13 PM »
Matty:
Where are the picture updates?  Perhaps, a group pic of you and the ladies - or the student nurses as they take your temperature?  ;)

No can do, darling. Taking pictars in a hospital ward is considered po' form.

Doesn't stop Marge of course. Twice this morning she taken a shot of me with her wrinkled old box brownie as she's headed to shower.

That said, 81 year old poon is nowhere near as gruesome as you might think. :)

MtD

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #52 on: May 25, 2011, 07:01:59 PM »
This doctor will make you feel better Matty!




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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #53 on: May 25, 2011, 07:06:48 PM »

That said, 81 year old poon is nowhere near as gruesome as you might think. :)

MtD

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #54 on: May 25, 2011, 07:07:52 PM »
That said, 81 year old poon is nowhere near as gruesome as you might think. :)

MtD

like an old Oyster with 2 spindly hairs on it?
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6/3/14 CD4- 736, UD 34%
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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #55 on: May 25, 2011, 07:09:04 PM »
Once you are out of the hospital and back on your feet relaxin at home I will gladly mail you some of the adult nappy  things so you can relax in bed and shit yourself --- we can then have Ann's houseboy come by and attend to the mess --- Call it a get well soon gift.  Yes, I would do that for you - you mean just that much to me Matty D! ;D

Oh girls, please let me get these for you.  I'll raid our supply closet at my office it's full of diapers, pull-ups, panties, chugs and protective sheet liners.  Matty will have whatever he needs, I can even ship a portable toilet chair.
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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #56 on: May 25, 2011, 07:14:47 PM »
like an old Oyster with 2 spindly hairs on it?

I really hope you make it to Seattle Will...please don't deprive me of getting the chance to slap you up side the head.

Aroha
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« Reply #57 on: May 25, 2011, 07:18:50 PM »
You are a sick man, you know that don't you.

Aroha
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I like to be open to all life's experiences, Janno!

Actually I'm starting to think of these old sheilas as my harem.

Stud Male Matty is on Da Ward.

like an old Oyster with 2 spindly hairs on it?

Marge is a fine looking dowager. Her vent is lushly thatched with noble silver locks.

MtD

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« Reply #58 on: May 25, 2011, 07:25:18 PM »
 
Marge is a fine looking dowager. Her vent is lushly thatched with noble silver locks.

MtD

That's it, I need to go shopping this afternnoon for a waterproof key board..either that or I wait until after morning tea before sitting down to read Matty's posts...and Will is getting just as bad.

Aroha
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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #59 on: May 25, 2011, 07:26:58 PM »

Marge is a fine looking dowager. Her vent is lushly thatched with noble silver locks.

MtD

Your words are like poetry - I felt like I was caught up in a fine romance novel - (an excerpt of this soon to be published, I'm sure, work appears below:

Through her open gown, she was seducing me as I lay in my hospital bed -
Marge is a fine looking dowager. Her vent is lushly thatched with noble silver locks -
Seeing it caused an immediate warmth to begin forming in my loins - over the muffled sounds of Enid's snoring - I committed myself to having Marge - it was going to be a night of romance, a night of passion.... under the cool Australian moon.
September 13, 2008 - diagnosed +
Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #60 on: May 25, 2011, 07:27:12 PM »

Marge is a fine looking dowager. Her vent is lushly thatched with noble silver locks.

MtD

So what are you thinking , another place to hide your keys ?  

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« Reply #61 on: May 25, 2011, 07:37:29 PM »
So what are you thinking , another place to hide your keys ?  

Marge looks like she knows the value of a shilling. I suspect she uses it for a change purse.

MtD

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #62 on: May 25, 2011, 07:53:47 PM »
Matty, JP and Phil...I don't know what to say, my jaw aches, my belly hurts and the visions won't go away, I think I'm going to go shopping so I can take my mind off Marge's Min for awhile.

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #63 on: May 25, 2011, 07:57:51 PM »
I suspect she uses it for a change purse.

MtD

Lol  ;D
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11-6-14 CD4- 871, UD
6/3/14 CD4- 736, UD 34%
6/25/13 CD4- 1036, UD,
2/4/13, CD4 - 489, UD, 28%

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« Reply #64 on: May 25, 2011, 08:38:00 PM »
Looks like the LP is back on. When I asked who would be doing it, I was told it would be a registrar.

When I asked if he was any good, I was told "Whoever performs the procedure will be competent."

o__O;

MtD




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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #65 on: May 25, 2011, 09:00:35 PM »

Marge is a fine looking dowager. Her vent is lushly thatched with noble silver locks.



ewww . . .

you provocateur you

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« Reply #66 on: May 25, 2011, 11:05:40 PM »
When I asked if he was any good, I was told "Whoever performs the procedure will be competent."

They said the same thing last time before they pricked .. and you know what then happened.. ;)
Aug 07 Diagnosed
Oct 07 CD4=446(19%) Feb 08 CD4=421(19%)
Jun 08 CD4=325(22%) Jul 08 CD4=301(18%)
Sep 08 CD4=257/VL=75,000 Oct 08 CD4=347(16%)
Dec 08 CD4=270(16%)
Jan 09 CD4=246(13%)/VL=10,000
Feb 09 CD4=233(15%)/VL=13,000
Started meds Sustiva/Epzicom
May 09 CD4=333(24%)/VL=650
Aug 09 CD4=346(24%)/VL=UD
Nov 09 CD4=437(26%)/VL=UD
Feb 10 CD4=471(31%)/VL=UD
June 10 CD4=517 (28%)/VL=UD
Sept 10 CD4=687 (31%)/VL=UD
Jan 11 CD4=557 (30%)/VL=UD
April 11 CD4=569 (32%)/VL=UD
Switched to Epizcom, Reyataz and Norvir
(Interrupted for 2 months with only Epizcom & Reyataz)
July 11 CD=520 (28%)/VL=UD
Oct 11 CD=771 (31%)/VL=UD(<30)
April 12 CD=609 (28%)/VL=UD(<20)
Aug 12 CD=657 (29%)/VL=UD(<20)
Dec 12 CD=532 (31%)/VL=UD(<20)
May 13 CD=567 (31%)/VL=UD(<20)
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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #67 on: May 25, 2011, 11:48:23 PM »
When I asked if he was any good, I was told "Whoever performs the procedure will be competent."

Surely, they are bidding against each other for the opportunity.


Hope things go well, seriously, and the bidding, should drive the quality assurance.

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #68 on: May 26, 2011, 03:16:40 AM »
Sod nurses looking young its the 12 year old Doctors you have to worry bout.

Hope everything goes well for you , Matty  you have generated one off the most wonderfull threads out off  this ......whatever

All the very best to you and your Harem.

mhtv
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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #69 on: May 26, 2011, 04:11:52 AM »
Matty-

Hope the LP goes smoothly, and I echo the senitments of he others here: We will require photographic evidence showing all.

Plus, if you handle it like a big boy, then maybe Marge will let you get a closer look at her lushly thatched vent with it's noble silver locks.....

Is the food any good there? The hospital where I'm at, the food is a insult to god and all things holy. I taken to having my own brought in.

Best of luck to you, Old Dog

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #70 on: May 26, 2011, 05:00:07 AM »
Matty-

Hope the LP goes smoothly, and I echo the senitments of he others here: We will require photographic evidence showing all.

Plus, if you handle it like a big boy, then maybe Marge will let you get a closer look at her lushly thatched vent with it's noble silver locks.....

She let me read her paper this afternoon so I reckon once lights go out she'll let me chuck one up her. ;D

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Is the food any good there? The hospital where I'm at, the food is a insult to god and all things holy. I taken to having my own brought in.

Best of luck to you, Old Dog

CaptCarl

The tucker is truly excreable. Just revolting. Worse than what they gave us at boarding school.

Ah well, I can stand to lose the odd kilo.

MtD

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #71 on: May 26, 2011, 08:23:20 PM »
I'm sending Father Riccardo over with some coke and condoms -- lemme know how it goes, k?
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« Reply #72 on: May 26, 2011, 08:25:04 PM »
I'm sending Father Riccardo over with some coke and condoms -- lemme know how it goes, k?

Padre Ric can bring the coke, but he needn't worry about teh frangers.

Condoms are, after all, sinful.

MtD

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #73 on: May 26, 2011, 09:02:40 PM »
All I have to say is that I'm looking forward to the reality show, Matty   ;)
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« Reply #74 on: May 27, 2011, 12:56:06 AM »
Just had the MRI. Brain and spine. 1 hour and 10 minutes long.

Anybody who had an MRI will know what I mean when I say that it was a deeply unpleasant experience.

Suffice to say that there will be no LP this afternoon. I've just informed the infectious disease registrar of this and he's not real pleased.

But fuck that. I have reached my limit of medical stuff for this week.

I'm going home. This afternoon. :)

MtD

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« Reply #75 on: May 27, 2011, 01:01:19 AM »
Just had the MRI. Brain and spine. 1 hour and 10 minutes long.

Anybody who had an MRI will know what I mean when I say that it was a deeply unpleasant experience.

Suffice to say that there will be no LP this afternoon. I've just informed the infectious disease registrar of this and he's not real pleased.

But fuck that. I have reached my limit of medical stuff for this week.

I'm going home. This afternoon. :)

MtD
Don't make me fly down there and keep your ass in that hospital - you need to find out whats goin on man --- dayummm it.  Better to take care of it now - then to put it off.  Please stay there  - I will send you nasty pics of me if you do ;D       If  that is a deterrant to you staying, then I will send you nasty pics if you leave - the threat of that should keep you there....
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Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #76 on: May 27, 2011, 01:06:24 AM »
Its not been the most comfortable week for you I bet , cant blame you for wanting to go home but if you need LP done there is no time like right now since you are there already  .

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« Reply #77 on: May 27, 2011, 01:15:16 AM »
Don't make me fly down there and keep your ass in that hospital - you need to find out whats goin on man --- dayummm it.  Better to take care of it now - then to put it off.  Please stay there  - I will send you nasty pics of me if you do ;D       If  that is a deterrant to you staying, then I will send you nasty pics if you leave - the threat of that should keep you there....

Sorry doll, but fuck this shit. I've got limits and they have been reached.

This is essentially a fuss for doctors. Basically it seems like a pissing match beween infectious diseases on the one hand and neurology on the other as to who owns me.

This is a teaching hospital and is infested with students. Since Wednesday I've been examined by more than 15 doctors and I've had e-fucking-nuff.

I'm not being difficult, I just can't take anymore. After the MRI there is no way I'm letting anyone stick anything in my spine today.

We can do that next week, but now I need to go home.

And I intend to do just that.

MtD

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« Reply #78 on: May 27, 2011, 01:26:14 AM »
Sorry doll, but fuck this shit. I've got limits and they have been reached.

This is essentially a fuss for doctors. Basically it seems like a pissing match beween infectious diseases on the one hand and neurology on the other as to who owns me.

This is a teaching hospital and is infested with students. Since Wednesday I've been examined by more than 15 doctors and I've had e-fucking-nuff.

I'm not being difficult, I just can't take anymore. After the MRI there is no way I'm letting anyone stick anything in my spine today.

We can do that next week, but now I need to go home.

And I intend to do just that.

MtD
Alright man - well you are an adult and can make your own decisions ---- I just get overly concerned and protective these days.  Three weeks before my dad passed he had went to the ER - my mother drove him there - he waited in the ER for 5 hours - got tired of waiting and went home ---- 3 weeks later the ambulance took him to the ER ---- and the rest is already known --- so, this is a sensitive area for me... I know it is tiring, frustrating, etc. but if you leave and things get worse - I just hope you get your ass back there.....I really wish you would just stay.  I don't ever think - especially since recent events in my family - that it is a good idea to leave AMA (against medical advice) - My one friend went to a teaching hospital and had a similar experience of being seen by to many people and going through the same old same old over and over just to be a teaching activity ---- I told him to speak up ---- the next time he went, he made it clear that he was not going to consent to being seen by a bunch of students and used as a "lesson" or teachable moment - they had to honor his request and he no longer had an entire classroom of future doctors using him as a "homework assignment."

Just please take care of yourself --- maybe get some rest and stay and get the LP done tomorrow..... that way you don't have to make the journey back and you can find out whats up and get on with things....

BTW, if Jan finds out --- she has a broom and can probably get there even quicker then a plane will get me there.....

Love you Matty!!!!
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Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

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« Reply #79 on: May 27, 2011, 02:04:20 AM »
It's all good babe! The ID consultant has just discharged me. My MRI was clear so that's good.

But I have received a diagnosis. Apparently I have a very rare degenerative neurological condition called hereditary spastic paraplegia. It's genetic and it causes progressive weakness and spacity in the lower limbs. It can affect other things too.

Apparently I already have the tell tale gait associated with this disease as well as other key symptoms. I've been referred to a consultant neurologist for assessment. There is no cure and I have to have a genetic test to determine precisely which form of HSP I have. Treatment options are limited.

Anyway this is entirely unrelated to AIDS so this thread can be moved to Orf Torpic, Goderators willing.

MtD

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« Reply #80 on: May 27, 2011, 04:27:19 AM »
Matty-

I can totally sympathize with just saying fuck it and going home. I'm close to it myself at this point.

I just hope that this doesn't cause some sort've future difficulty of the irreparable variety. Keep us all in the loop as to how things go. Bid farewell to Marge and Enid for me.

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« Reply #81 on: May 27, 2011, 05:26:22 AM »
It's all good babe! The ID consultant has just discharged me. My MRI was clear so that's good.

But I have received a diagnosis. Apparently I have a very rare degenerative neurological condition called hereditary spastic paraplegia. It's genetic and it causes progressive weakness and spacity in the lower limbs. It can affect other things too.

Apparently I already have the tell tale gait associated with this disease as well as other key symptoms. I've been referred to a consultant neurologist for assessment. There is no cure and I have to have a genetic test to determine precisely which form of HSP I have. Treatment options are limited.

Anyway this is entirely unrelated to AIDS so this thread can be moved to Orf Torpic, Goderators willing.

MtD

Sorry to hear it Matty.

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« Reply #82 on: May 27, 2011, 06:44:43 AM »
If you have a pissing match between depts, you have to take control.
i  am sorry about the diagnosis,if only we could get these odds on the lotto.
Have a good weekend Matty, enjoy Miss Philicia,s interflora prezzie
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ed-- ignore the prezzie bit just read the thread, and assumed wrong.
« Last Edit: May 27, 2011, 06:59:46 AM by Theyer »
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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #83 on: May 27, 2011, 06:54:30 AM »
That bites!  Its always f'ing something isnt it? 

Not sure what to say other than sorry to hear about your diagnosis and do what you can to minimize the effects of it.

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #84 on: May 27, 2011, 09:50:17 AM »
    Good for you for knowing enough is enough, especially since you are stuck in a teaching hospital! (I have a somewhat funny story about being in a teaching hospital and my right nut..but that's for another time)

Get da fuck out of there and go to your appointments later.

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #85 on: May 27, 2011, 09:54:03 AM »
I don't know anything about that condition but I hope the doctors are able to minimize the effects.

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #86 on: May 27, 2011, 10:50:23 AM »

Anyway this is entirely unrelated to AIDS so this thread can be moved to Orf Torpic, Goderators willing.


No way, dude. You're stuck with aids like the rest of us wankers. :P
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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #87 on: May 27, 2011, 10:58:09 AM »
He's just wanting to leave before Marge and Enid start wanting to take it to the next level.

Touch me in the morning...then just walk away.
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« Reply #88 on: May 27, 2011, 11:00:08 AM »
Heh. Well I'm at home. :)

I should point out that this condition is not fatal. For the last 10 days I've been somewhat concerned that I may have developed something really horrible like motor neurone disease or MS.

But I've not.

There's no doubt this disease is debilitating but it is what it is. At the very worst I'll end up in a wheel chair.

Which, when you consider the possibilities, isn't so bad. Imagine it! Matty on Wheels! Roller Matteh!

Whatever.

The big concern for me is the hereditary aspect. It's usually a dominant genetic condition, meaning that only one parent has to have the gene to pass it on and there is a 50% chance that a child will inherit it.

Also if you have a dominant gene for an illness, you will develop that illness at some point.

Recessive conditions are different. They require both parents to have the faulty gene to pass it on, and then only 25% of offspring have that disease with another 25% being asymptomatic carriers.

Noting that my brother and his wife have an 18 month old son with a daughter on the way, there is considerable angst in my clan regarding this issue. We now have to, as a family, undergo genetic counselling.

But such is the stuff of life. :)

In all honesty, this is really way down on my Index of Give-A-Fuck. Having AIDS is a much bigger deal and moreover I still am far better off than many people I know.

That said, the love I get from y'all is greatly appreciated. This thread kept me going through a few stressful days and I won't ever forget that.

Fondles,

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #89 on: May 27, 2011, 11:11:48 AM »
For some reason I can't imagine you with a family.
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« Reply #90 on: May 27, 2011, 11:17:21 AM »
For some reason I can't imagine you with a family.

Other than the Cambodian family I have chained up in the shed?

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #91 on: May 27, 2011, 11:18:11 AM »
For some reason I can't imagine you with a family.

Me neither. I think he was jettisoned by a passing space ship.
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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #92 on: May 27, 2011, 11:26:53 AM »
Glad you're home honey, but I'm not too thrilled to hear about this diagnosis.   Well, as we say, you'll 'deal with it', and of that I am certain !   Take care

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #93 on: May 27, 2011, 12:37:42 PM »
Me neither. I think he was jettisoned by a passing space ship.


Can you picture Matty hugging one of his parents? For some reason I'm having flashbacks from this 1974 movie -- have you seen it? And is it a coincidence that this movie came out the same year Matty was born? I THINK NOT!

trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA3iusK4p78
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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #94 on: May 27, 2011, 12:45:38 PM »
Can you picture Matty hugging one of his parents? For some reason I'm having flashbacks from this 1974 movie -- have you seen it? And is it a coincidence that this movie came out the same year Matty was born? I THINK NOT!

trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA3iusK4p78

That's the link to the 2008 crappy remake. 

This is the trailer for the original '74 "classic": http://youtu.be/aD9wL0ffxqY
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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #95 on: May 27, 2011, 01:05:16 PM »
That's the link to the 2008 crappy remake. 

This is the trailer for the original '74 "classic": http://youtu.be/aD9wL0ffxqY

I thought it looked weird/wrong -- thanks.  You know I actually went to this movie at the illustrious Tally-Ho Cinema when I was 10 years old and became so frightened my father had to take me out in the lobby until I calmed down. Did that with Towering Inferno too.
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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #96 on: May 27, 2011, 01:07:09 PM »
An examination of the Register of Births, Deaths and Marriages will show that Matty the Damned slithered out in 1975 not 1974.

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #97 on: May 27, 2011, 01:12:20 PM »
Mutant babies are known to lie. ::)
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« Reply #98 on: May 27, 2011, 01:22:40 PM »
Mutant babies are known to lie. ::)

On your massive bald head, I swear it is true.

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Re: OMG! LUMBAH PUNKCHA!
« Reply #99 on: May 27, 2011, 01:23:27 PM »
I thought it looked weird/wrong -- thanks.  You know I actually went to this movie at the illustrious Tally-Ho Cinema when I was 10 years old and became so frightened my father had to take me out in the lobby until I calmed down. Did that with Towering Inferno too.

When I was seven, I was so terrorized by the billboards and posters for Prophecy: The Monster Movie  that I wouldn't let go of my Dad's belt loops for an entire summer.  It didn't help that we were surrounded by woods.
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