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Offline WillyWump

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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #100 on: May 18, 2011, 11:42:57 AM »
I thought about doing some after rapture looting,

You can RSVP for an organized looting excursion here:

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=121968371215699


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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #101 on: May 18, 2011, 11:46:38 AM »
I thought about doing some after rapture looting, but most of the Christians I know have bad taste. That and I can't fit in the Pope's Gucci slippers.

As if the Poop is going anywhere. ::)
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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #102 on: May 18, 2011, 11:47:19 AM »
You can RSVP for an organized looting excursion here:

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=121968371215699




Be careful Willy, they do still shoot looters  ;D
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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #103 on: May 18, 2011, 11:56:13 AM »
Be careful Willy, they do still shoot looters  ;D

Only if they're on the freeway...

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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #104 on: May 18, 2011, 11:58:27 AM »
WTF am I doing just sitting here, I need to be out having Apocalypse Sex:

Thoughtless, meaningless, careless sex, often with casual aquaintances, happening right before a major disaster or possible ending of the world, without thought of consequences

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=apocalypse+sex&defid=2771867

But isn't this just a typical Saturday night for MissP?

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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #105 on: May 18, 2011, 12:13:52 PM »
WTF am I doing just sitting here...?

Um, possibly awaiting a phone call from...


:-X

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« Last Edit: May 18, 2011, 12:19:23 PM by Solo_LTSurvivor »
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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #106 on: May 18, 2011, 12:39:09 PM »
WTF am I doing just sitting here, I need to be out having Apocalypse Sex:

Thoughtless, meaningless, careless sex, often with casual aquaintances, happening right before a major disaster or possible ending of the world, without thought of consequences

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=apocalypse+sex&defid=2771867

But isn't this just a typical Saturday night for MissP?



Child please -- you should have seen the massive Jamaican schlong I scored the day after 9/11.  Those pre-mancunt AOL chat rooms were lit up like a bonfire that day.
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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #107 on: May 18, 2011, 12:51:31 PM »
Child please -- you should have seen the massive Jamaican schlong I scored the day after 9/11.  Those pre-mancunt AOL chat rooms were lit up like a bonfire that day.


How very Shortbus.
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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #108 on: May 18, 2011, 03:34:45 PM »
It's good to know that the cat will be fed and the dog let out after Saturday:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20110518/od_afp/usreligionanimalsoffbeat_20110518180405

US atheists offer pet rescue after judgment day
WASHINGTON (AFP) Ė When judgment day comes -- which some US Christian fundamentalists insist will happen on Saturday -- have you thought about what you're going to do with the family dog and cat?

In 26 US states, you could have them rescued and adopted by enterprising atheists who have set up a business to care for the animal companions of any Christians who are selected to go to heaven when Jesus Christ comes back....
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12/10  740    41  <48   
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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #109 on: May 18, 2011, 03:48:00 PM »
This is way too 4th dimensional.  I like to think that we are already 'aligned with Eight Dimensional Agreements and Ninth Dimensional Higher Intelligence'.  Dont feed the cat early and keep the dog inside please! 

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May 21 is approaching fast. Are you guys making the final preparation.
« Reply #110 on: May 18, 2011, 03:49:59 PM »
It says .......

May 21, 2011, according to loyal listeners of Family Radio, a Christian broadcasting network based in Oakland, California, will mark the Day of Rapture and the start of Judgment Day (which, they say, will last five months). Those who are saved will be taken up to heaven, and those who arenít will endure unspeakable suffering. Dead bodies will be strewn about as earthquakes ravage the Earth, they say. And come October 21, theyíll tell you, the entire world will be kaput......

Wow.........

Hope may of us in this forum will be taken to the heaven.


http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/18/tick-tock-goes-the-doomsday-clock/?hpt=C1
« Last Edit: May 18, 2011, 03:52:14 PM by metekrop »
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Those who are saved will be taken up to heaven, and those who arenít will endure unspeakable suffering. Dead bodies will be strewn about as earthquakes ravage the Earth, they say. And come October 21, theyíll tell you, the entire world will be kaput......

And here I thought I was just going to be single and surrounded by homeless pets, unless that is the "unspeakable suffering" of which they, uh, don't speak.

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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #113 on: May 18, 2011, 05:00:07 PM »
It's good to know that the cat will be fed and the dog let out after Saturday:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20110518/od_afp/usreligionanimalsoffbeat_20110518180405

US atheists offer pet rescue after judgment day


Ahh yes, the business opportunities should be endless post-rapture. Pehaps I will stand on a street corner and sell Bottled water and Oranges to the heathen masses.
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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #114 on: May 18, 2011, 05:20:34 PM »
Ahh yes, the business opportunities should be endless post-rapture. Pehaps I will stand on a street corner and sell Bottled water and Oranges to the heathen masses.


But I thought you were leaving us on the 21st and had your wardrobe all worked out?
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Offline WillyWump

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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #115 on: May 18, 2011, 05:25:12 PM »
But I thought you were leaving us on the 21st and had your wardrobe all worked out?

True, but you should always have a Plan B in these Rapture thingies....never know what I may have done recently to piss off the Big Guy.

But yes, I will have my Bonnet and pumps on at 6pm Saturday.

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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #116 on: May 18, 2011, 05:26:11 PM »
Wumpy only has three boxes of possessions so his Rapturization will be smooth sailing for those of us Left Behind.
« Last Edit: May 18, 2011, 05:38:49 PM by Miss Philicia »
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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #117 on: May 18, 2011, 05:30:54 PM »
you should always have a Plan B

Bah. Plan Bs are for wimps Wumps.
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Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. Mignon McLaughlin

HIV is certainly character-building. It's made me see all of the shallow things we cling to, like ego and vanity. Of course, I'd rather have a few more T-cells and a little less character. Randy Shilts

Offline WillyWump

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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #118 on: May 18, 2011, 05:33:27 PM »
Wumpy only has three boxes of possessions .

Did you have to pull your "Wumpy File" for this info? Or did you just happen to remember it? Quite impressed if you didn't need the file for this factoid.

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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #119 on: May 18, 2011, 05:40:17 PM »
Did you have to pull your "Wumpy File" for this info? Or did you just happen to remember it? Quite impressed if you didn't need the file for this factoid.



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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #120 on: May 18, 2011, 05:48:56 PM »

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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #121 on: May 19, 2011, 02:25:24 AM »
They are here too    :o   , it's such a small world

http://www.de-wereld-draaft-door.nl/2011/04/20/einde-van-de-wereld/

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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #122 on: May 20, 2011, 05:50:38 PM »
here's a flowchart to help you decided if you'll be ones of the ones ascending to glory  ;D
http://peasandcougars.wordpress.com/2011/05/19/will-you-be-raptured-flowchart/
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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #123 on: May 20, 2011, 07:13:09 PM »
Some instructions for The Rapture:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmX-lZOYcVA

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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #124 on: May 20, 2011, 07:38:53 PM »
8 and half hours until the Rapture kicks off down here. It'll hit En Zed a couple of hours earlier.

Jesus is gonna have himself a fine helping of vengeance, I've no doubt!

Glory!

MtD

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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #125 on: May 20, 2011, 07:50:24 PM »
Sorry to disappoint you girls and boys - so put those pumps and bonnets back in the closet.

"Nobody knows the exact day when these things are going to happen," Steve Wohlberg, who has written more than two dozen books about the End of Days, told the Daily News Thursday.

Wohlberg believes the theory that the world will end on May 21, a date set by 89-year-old Family Radio founder Harold Egbert Camping, is "flat-out wrong."

"He is misinterpreting the Bible," he said. "He's a false teacher."

Wohlberg argues that Camping is taking advantage of the present climate of fear. From earthquakes in Japan to storms in the southern United States to violence around the globe, people are growing concerned.

"They're looking at all of these disasters and everything that's going on in the planet, and this is creating a climate of deep interest in Biblical prophecy," he said. "I think that Camping is tapping into that interest, but he's wrong."

Wohlberg said the Bible does not give a date for the end of the world and Camping's system for determining the date is based on "speculation" that's a mixture of truth and fiction.

As a result, he "makes Christians out to be a laughing stock."


Besides, I can hear that last line coming out of Matty   ;)
« Last Edit: May 20, 2011, 07:53:20 PM by Solo_LTSurvivor »
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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #126 on: May 20, 2011, 08:04:42 PM »
Sorry to disappoint you girls and boys - so put those pumps and bonnets back in the closet.

"Nobody knows the exact day when these things are going to happen," Steve Wohlberg, who has written more than two dozen books about the End of Days, told the Daily News Thursday.

Wohlberg believes the theory that the world will end on May 21, a date set by 89-year-old Family Radio founder Harold Egbert Camping, is "flat-out wrong."

"He is misinterpreting the Bible," he said. "He's a false teacher."

Wohlberg argues that Camping is taking advantage of the present climate of fear. From earthquakes in Japan to storms in the southern United States to violence around the globe, people are growing concerned.

"They're looking at all of these disasters and everything that's going on in the planet, and this is creating a climate of deep interest in Biblical prophecy," he said. "I think that Camping is tapping into that interest, but he's wrong."

Wohlberg said the Bible does not give a date for the end of the world and Camping's system for determining the date is based on "speculation" that's a mixture of truth and fiction.

As a result, he "makes Christians out to be a laughing stock."


Besides, I can hear that last line coming out of Matty   ;)

I think that, with regard to these matters, we can safely discount the views of people whose names end in "berg".

MtD

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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #127 on: May 20, 2011, 08:11:36 PM »
I'm not sure I understand what the point of all this is supposed to be.  Are they trying to scare people into repenting and converting or something or what?  And if so, unless you really and truly believe the world's going to end, wouldn't you think that it would blow your credibility with the audience you're trying to reach when it doesn't happen according to your schedule?

And I also don't understand how anyone who truly is all that devout could think they have an inside into the end date when it says in the bible that nobody's gonna know.  A god that would destroy the tower of babel is a gpd that would change the date just to spite.

Whatever this foolishness is, it sure is getting some press.  The was a story about it on the evening news awhile ago.  I didn't hear exactly what...it was just blabbing from the other room.

On the bright side, I really have gotten my house in order today.  I have cleaned and organized and washed the car and bathed the dog.  You'd swear I had a good sack o' rock, but no.   Just good ol' fashioned motivation.
« Last Edit: May 20, 2011, 08:14:06 PM by thunter34 »
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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #128 on: May 20, 2011, 08:22:45 PM »
Some instructions for The Rapture:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmX-lZOYcVA

LOL!

Don't drive during the rapture because if you are sucked out of your car, it will be really inconvenient for the damned left on Earth when your driverless cars barrels into them.
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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #129 on: May 20, 2011, 08:28:37 PM »
8 and half hours until the Rapture kicks off down here. It'll hit En Zed a couple of hours earlier.

Jesus is gonna have himself a fine helping of vengeance, I've no doubt!

Glory!

MtD

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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #130 on: May 20, 2011, 08:38:25 PM »
FYI:  They guy that predicted the Rapture for tomorrow, did the same thing a few years back.  He missed.
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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #131 on: May 20, 2011, 08:48:28 PM »
So there's no rapture tomorrow?? and here I was expecting no traffic the next monday  :'(
« Last Edit: May 20, 2011, 11:24:47 PM by Raf »
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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #132 on: May 20, 2011, 10:25:48 PM »
For those who cannot wait to find out how the LORD will bring about the End of Days, I give you a foretaste presented in Christian mime/interpretive dance.

Note the miracle which allows that skinny fella to lift that great big fat chick like she's made of styrofoam!

Praise!

MtD

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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #133 on: May 20, 2011, 10:30:22 PM »
For those who cannot wait to find out how the LORD will bring about the End of Days, I give you a foretaste presented in Christian mime/interpretive dance.

Note the miracle which allows that skinny fella to lift that great big fat chick like she's made of styrofoam!

Praise!

MtD


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Offline WillyWump

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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #134 on: May 20, 2011, 10:35:16 PM »

Note the miracle which allows that skinny fella to lift that great big fat chick like she's made of styrofoam!


The only rapture that occured in that video was the rapturing of the skinny dudes disks as he lifted that behemoth.

Glory be to him!
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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #135 on: May 20, 2011, 10:47:30 PM »
Still waiting on our lift Matty, the transport in these rural part's really suck.


Jan get your good knickers on! According to my calculations it's a mere 3 hours 15 minutes till The rapture hits you and NZ breaks apart and falls into the ocean. I'm giddy with excitement ;D

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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #136 on: May 20, 2011, 11:02:37 PM »
Not sure about you heathens, but I am spending the last hours watching The 700 Club, cause you know Pat Robertson knows all!
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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #137 on: May 21, 2011, 01:33:33 AM »
Matty, are you still with us?  Isn't Australia 15 hours ahead of our Eastern Time Zone, which would make it 6:30pm there--30 mins past the time all hell breaks loose?  I know you'll be the first the baby Jebus takes up to Heaven.


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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #138 on: May 21, 2011, 02:31:37 AM »
Matty, are you still with us?  Isn't Australia 15 hours ahead of our Eastern Time Zone, which would make it 6:30pm there--30 mins past the time all hell breaks loose?  I know you'll be the first the baby Jebus takes up to Heaven.



No no Teddy, he takes the kiwi's first ..THEN the Aussies...Matty and his mob are 3 hours behind us.. ;)

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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #139 on: May 21, 2011, 03:02:14 AM »
the suspense is killing me

feel like going outside and scrreaming repent sinners, so i can get into free accomodation

J.
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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #140 on: May 21, 2011, 03:21:52 AM »
Matty, are you still with us?  Isn't Australia 15 hours ahead of our Eastern Time Zone, which would make it 6:30pm there--30 mins past the time all hell breaks loose?  I know you'll be the first the baby Jebus takes up to Heaven.



38 minutes to go here. I'm just getting my church hat ready.

MtD

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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #141 on: May 21, 2011, 04:40:28 AM »


I'm so confuzzled.  I thought this was a thread about "Blondie's return:  :D


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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #142 on: May 21, 2011, 04:49:50 AM »
Well Jesus is now 50 minutes late, give or take 2,000 years.

Maybe he didn't like my church hat?

MtD

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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #143 on: May 21, 2011, 05:32:51 AM »
I am not a gloater (well, usually not), but please someone does some interviews with his followers.. especially this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcy2RkeBW90
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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #144 on: May 21, 2011, 08:07:58 AM »
most boring rapture EVER

bring on dec 21 next year (bring floaties)

J
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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #145 on: May 21, 2011, 08:21:09 AM »
Well Jesus is now 50 minutes late, give or take 2,000 years.

Maybe he didn't like my church hat?

MtD

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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #146 on: May 21, 2011, 08:29:59 AM »
I don't like uncertainty. And I am getting a helluva cramp from having my head between my legs to kiss my ass goodbye.

Yoo hoo, Nostredamus, where are you, hon?

Ho hum, Y2K or whatever again. Back to re-arranging my dry leaves and then seeing ANYTHING GOES tonight. Which seems an appropriately rapturous thing to do.
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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #147 on: May 21, 2011, 08:37:00 AM »
Just wanted to let y'all know that I am being raptured.  I'll be ascending into heaven in a few minutes (just having some tea and crackers while I wait for that fucking light beam to come get me).

See ya.
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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #148 on: May 21, 2011, 08:40:50 AM »
I am not a gloater (well, usually not), but please someone does some interviews with his followers.. especially this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcy2RkeBW90


Really.   

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Re: Repent oh Sinners before next weekend... Teh Rapture is coming
« Reply #149 on: May 21, 2011, 08:44:34 AM »
My cable just went out. A sure sign of the apocalypse.

 


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