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Author Topic: Let's Find a New Definition for the Name TRUMP  (Read 1934 times)

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Offline Joe K

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Let's Find a New Definition for the Name TRUMP
« on: April 28, 2011, 03:27:53 AM »
In another thread, we have been discussing the Donald and I thought it might be time to redefine what Trump really means. The hijacking of (Rick) Santorum and redefining it as that frothy mixture of lub and fecal matter that occurs as a byproduct of anal sex is just priceless and I think we own the Donald an equal tribute.

To start, I suggest Trump: the sound a large turd makes when it hits the water.

Next?

Offline littleprince

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Re: Let's Find a New Definition for the Name TRUMP
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2011, 03:30:32 AM »
What about the feeling of the splash back that hits you right in the ..... when before mentioned turd hits the water.

Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: Let's Find a New Definition for the Name TRUMP
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2011, 03:38:39 AM »
If we're running with a poopy theme why not:

Trump (n): A skidmark which cannot merely be pissed off the side of the bowl. cf: Trump, Donald (b. 1946)

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Re: Let's Find a New Definition for the Name TRUMP
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2011, 08:03:15 AM »
If we're running with a poopy theme why not:

Trump (n): A skidmark which cannot merely be pissed off the side of the bowl. cf: Trump, Donald (b. 1946)

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Re: Let's Find a New Definition for the Name TRUMP
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2011, 08:41:10 AM »
How about the human trumpapeed  :D I sure wouldn't want my mouth sown on to his ass  :D I shoot myself in the head w/ my 45 auto.  ;D
« Last Edit: April 28, 2011, 08:43:09 AM by denb45 »
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Offline poz1970

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Re: Let's Find a New Definition for the Name TRUMP
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2011, 11:06:47 AM »
Trump, a skidmark with 'texture'
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Re: Let's Find a New Definition for the Name TRUMP
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2011, 11:29:39 AM »
Trump:  a turd that "won't go down" when flushed; keeps popping back up to annoy....has to be "netted down" with toilet paper to get it down the drain.

 ;D

Use it in a sentence:

That turd keeps 'Trumping' up when I try to flush it....
« Last Edit: April 28, 2011, 11:31:16 AM by AlanBama »
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Re: Let's Find a New Definition for the Name TRUMP
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2011, 11:40:36 AM »
Trump:  a turd that "won't go down" when flushed; keeps popping back up to annoy....has to be "netted down" with toilet paper to get it down the drain.

 ;D

Use it in a sentence:

That turd keeps 'Trumping' up when I try to flush it....

I like that  ;D

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Re: Let's Find a New Definition for the Name TRUMP
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2011, 11:43:55 AM »
I like that  ;D

Me too, a turd is still a turd, and shit is still shit no matter how much money he has  :D
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Re: Let's Find a New Definition for the Name TRUMP
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2011, 11:45:39 AM »
In the UK, in "polite company", trump is a nice way of saying fart. As in "oh excuse me, I just trumped." Or telling a small child "if you need to trump, please leave the room". ;D
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Re: Let's Find a New Definition for the Name TRUMP
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2011, 11:48:09 AM »
In the UK, in "polite company", trump is a nice way of saying fart. As in "oh excuse me, I just trumped." Or telling a small child "if you need to trump, please leave the room". ;D

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Re: Let's Find a New Definition for the Name TRUMP
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2011, 12:57:11 PM »
Trump:  a turd that "won't go down" when flushed; keeps popping back up to annoy....has to be "netted down" with toilet paper to get it down the drain.

 ;D

Use it in a sentence:

That turd keeps 'Trumping' up when I try to flush it....

Alan, I love this one.  ;D ;D ;D

Offline lipoenvy

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Re: Let's Find a New Definition for the Name TRUMP
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2011, 01:35:09 PM »
1) a pubic combover

2) to use hair product as lube, or by extension to use any product not originally intended for lubrication, as lube

3) a pubic hair caught between the teeth ("Scuse me, darlin', I've got a bit of a Donald Trump I need to floss out")

4) hair used as surgical packing material in areas from which diseased portions of the brain have been removed

But my favorite is the turd that won't go down.

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Re: Let's Find a New Definition for the Name TRUMP
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2011, 05:00:00 PM »
Trump (noun) an ass that uses technology to promote itself. (derived from T-rump)
« Last Edit: April 28, 2011, 05:01:51 PM by OneTampa »
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Re: Let's Find a New Definition for the Name TRUMP
« Reply #14 on: April 30, 2011, 10:15:32 PM »
Trump - Turd Running Up My Penis  ;)
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Re: Let's Find a New Definition for the Name TRUMP
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2011, 10:26:31 PM »
Trump - Turd Running Up My Penis  ;)

Oy gevalt!  :o

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