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Offline rondrond

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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« on: March 08, 2011, 07:53:40 AM »

Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!


Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while ot! hers can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.


There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. 

There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit,  or duck when the shit hits the fan. 

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.


Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.


Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic
building block of the English language.


And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!


You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go.  Just wanted you to
 know that I do give a shit and hope you have a
nice day, without a bunch of shit.  But, if you happen to catch a load of shit from some shit-head............

Well, Shit Happens!!!

"I may not be exactly where I want to be, but I sure as Hell am not where I was"
Wynnona Judd

Diagnosed/HIV
1993
AZT
Norvir
1994-2001
Crixivan/Epivir/Zerit
No Meds for 7 Years

04jul07/DVT-right leg/Bi Lateral PE's     
16oct08/DVT-left leg
Sept '09  6 blood clots in left arm
Coumadin 5mgs
                                     
Atenolol/50mg/2x
Hydrochlorth 25mg/1x
Gemfibrozil/300mgs/2X
Symbicort
Proventil Inhaler
Potassium
Rhinocort


*APR 08~Viramune/Truvada
March08  CD4 330 23% VL 452.000 
*Jan09 Med change~Epzicom/Viramune

Aug09   CD4 523 23%  VL<48
Diagnosed: COPD
Dec 2013: CD4 645 45% VL 49
Med Change: Viramune/Epivir/Ziagen/Isentress

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2011, 08:15:20 AM »
No shit? Are you sure? I think you're shittin' me! :o
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"...health will finally be seen not as a blessing to be wished for, but as a human right to be fought for." Kofi Annan

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. Mignon McLaughlin

HIV is certainly character-building. It's made me see all of the shallow things we cling to, like ego and vanity. Of course, I'd rather have a few more T-cells and a little less character. Randy Shilts

Offline rondrond

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2011, 08:16:33 AM »
 :D ;D :D ;D ;)


i shit you not....
"I may not be exactly where I want to be, but I sure as Hell am not where I was"
Wynnona Judd

Diagnosed/HIV
1993
AZT
Norvir
1994-2001
Crixivan/Epivir/Zerit
No Meds for 7 Years

04jul07/DVT-right leg/Bi Lateral PE's     
16oct08/DVT-left leg
Sept '09  6 blood clots in left arm
Coumadin 5mgs
                                     
Atenolol/50mg/2x
Hydrochlorth 25mg/1x
Gemfibrozil/300mgs/2X
Symbicort
Proventil Inhaler
Potassium
Rhinocort


*APR 08~Viramune/Truvada
March08  CD4 330 23% VL 452.000 
*Jan09 Med change~Epzicom/Viramune

Aug09   CD4 523 23%  VL<48
Diagnosed: COPD
Dec 2013: CD4 645 45% VL 49
Med Change: Viramune/Epivir/Ziagen/Isentress

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2011, 08:20:18 AM »
OH crap .

Offline Ann

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2011, 08:46:26 AM »
:D ;D :D ;D ;)


i shit you not....

Holy shit! I learn new shit everyday!
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"...health will finally be seen not as a blessing to be wished for, but as a human right to be fought for." Kofi Annan

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. Mignon McLaughlin

HIV is certainly character-building. It's made me see all of the shallow things we cling to, like ego and vanity. Of course, I'd rather have a few more T-cells and a little less character. Randy Shilts

Offline rondrond

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2011, 10:59:39 AM »
OH crap .

shit jeff...it's shit.... :D

however...if you scroll down to the entry regarding 'excrement' you will find some shit on crap...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A753527
"I may not be exactly where I want to be, but I sure as Hell am not where I was"
Wynnona Judd

Diagnosed/HIV
1993
AZT
Norvir
1994-2001
Crixivan/Epivir/Zerit
No Meds for 7 Years

04jul07/DVT-right leg/Bi Lateral PE's     
16oct08/DVT-left leg
Sept '09  6 blood clots in left arm
Coumadin 5mgs
                                     
Atenolol/50mg/2x
Hydrochlorth 25mg/1x
Gemfibrozil/300mgs/2X
Symbicort
Proventil Inhaler
Potassium
Rhinocort


*APR 08~Viramune/Truvada
March08  CD4 330 23% VL 452.000 
*Jan09 Med change~Epzicom/Viramune

Aug09   CD4 523 23%  VL<48
Diagnosed: COPD
Dec 2013: CD4 645 45% VL 49
Med Change: Viramune/Epivir/Ziagen/Isentress

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2011, 11:17:21 AM »
shit jeff...it's shit.... :D

however...if you scroll down to the entry regarding 'excrement' you will find some shit on crap...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A753527


OH, Shite  ;D
"it's so nice to be insane, cause no-one ask you to explain" Helen Reddy cc 1974

Offline wolfter

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2011, 12:21:45 PM »
An old hillbillism that gma used to say; "You don't know shit from apple butter".  And "You're talking out your shithole cause your mouth knows better".
Complacency is the enemy.  ;)  Challenge yourself daily for maximum  return on investment.

Offline denb45

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2011, 12:30:16 PM »
An old hillbillism that gma used to say; "You don't know shit from apple butter".  And "You're talking out your shithole cause your mouth knows better".

And I'm sure that apple butter doesn't come outta of the mouth......right  :D :D :D
"it's so nice to be insane, cause no-one ask you to explain" Helen Reddy cc 1974

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2011, 01:40:39 PM »
shit jeff...it's shit.... :D

however...if you scroll down to the entry regarding 'excrement' you will find some shit on crap...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A753527

Crap is the homely sister of shit I always say . 

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2011, 01:42:59 PM »
Crap is the homely sister of shit I always say . 

And we all know that diarrhea is really called booty soup  :D
"it's so nice to be insane, cause no-one ask you to explain" Helen Reddy cc 1974

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2011, 02:24:44 PM »
An old hillbillism that gma used to say; "You don't know shit from apple butter".  And "You're talking out your shithole cause your mouth knows better".

My mother used to say "you don't know shit from shinola".

It was about time we had a shit thread again, so thanks for voiding that fill filling that void, Ron! :D
Condoms are a girl's best friend

Condom and Lube Info  



"...health will finally be seen not as a blessing to be wished for, but as a human right to be fought for." Kofi Annan

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. Mignon McLaughlin

HIV is certainly character-building. It's made me see all of the shallow things we cling to, like ego and vanity. Of course, I'd rather have a few more T-cells and a little less character. Randy Shilts

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2011, 02:29:44 PM »
My mother used to say "you don't know shit from shinola".

It was about time we had a shit thread again, so thanks for voiding that fill filling that void, Ron! :D

Ann that was my mama's favorite saying as well  ;D
"it's so nice to be insane, cause no-one ask you to explain" Helen Reddy cc 1974

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2011, 02:37:00 PM »
For some reason this thread reminded me of what the landlady of my local likes to say to people in the pub who are acting like assholes - "see you next tuesday!"

 What's she's actually doing is calling them a name I never personally use (the only swear word I don't use) -

C. U. N.ext T.uesday. If they're acting even worse than assholes, she says "see you next thursday!" ;D

Don't ask me why this thread reminded me of that - my mind works in mysterious ways.
Condoms are a girl's best friend

Condom and Lube Info  



"...health will finally be seen not as a blessing to be wished for, but as a human right to be fought for." Kofi Annan

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. Mignon McLaughlin

HIV is certainly character-building. It's made me see all of the shallow things we cling to, like ego and vanity. Of course, I'd rather have a few more T-cells and a little less character. Randy Shilts

Offline denb45

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2011, 02:45:51 PM »
For some reason this thread reminded me of what the landlady of my local likes to say to people in the pub who are acting like assholes - "see you next tuesday!"

 What's she's actually doing is calling them a name I never personally use (the only swear word I don't use) -

C. U. N.ext T.uesday. If they're acting even worse than assholes, she says "see you next thursday!" ;D

Don't ask me why this thread reminded me of that - my mind works in mysterious ways.

 :D :D :D
"it's so nice to be insane, cause no-one ask you to explain" Helen Reddy cc 1974

Offline drewm

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #15 on: March 08, 2011, 03:56:27 PM »
No shit?
Diagnosed in  May of 2010 with teh AIDS.

PCP Pneumonia . CD4 8 . VL 500,000

ATRIPLA - VALTREX -  FLUOXETINE - FENOFIBRATE


Numbers consistent since 12/2010 - VL has remained undetectable and CD4 is anywhere from 275-325

Offline mecch

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #16 on: March 08, 2011, 04:06:38 PM »
Well I vote for "sorry".
“From each, according to his ability; to each, according to his need” 1875 K Marx

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #17 on: March 08, 2011, 07:08:40 PM »
And we all know that diarrhea is really called booty soup  :D

ROFLMAO ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Versatility, Thy name is SHIT!!!
Well I vote for "sorry".
??? ??? That's no fun.....
CaptCarl
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Offline rondrond

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2011, 07:21:49 PM »
Well I vote for "sorry".


addendum:   you...sorry....sack of shit.... ;)   is the way I always thought I heard it... :D
"I may not be exactly where I want to be, but I sure as Hell am not where I was"
Wynnona Judd

Diagnosed/HIV
1993
AZT
Norvir
1994-2001
Crixivan/Epivir/Zerit
No Meds for 7 Years

04jul07/DVT-right leg/Bi Lateral PE's     
16oct08/DVT-left leg
Sept '09  6 blood clots in left arm
Coumadin 5mgs
                                     
Atenolol/50mg/2x
Hydrochlorth 25mg/1x
Gemfibrozil/300mgs/2X
Symbicort
Proventil Inhaler
Potassium
Rhinocort


*APR 08~Viramune/Truvada
March08  CD4 330 23% VL 452.000 
*Jan09 Med change~Epzicom/Viramune

Aug09   CD4 523 23%  VL<48
Diagnosed: COPD
Dec 2013: CD4 645 45% VL 49
Med Change: Viramune/Epivir/Ziagen/Isentress

Offline drewm

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2011, 07:27:54 PM »
What about "the" F word????
Diagnosed in  May of 2010 with teh AIDS.

PCP Pneumonia . CD4 8 . VL 500,000

ATRIPLA - VALTREX -  FLUOXETINE - FENOFIBRATE


Numbers consistent since 12/2010 - VL has remained undetectable and CD4 is anywhere from 275-325

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2011, 07:41:02 PM »

addendum:   you...sorry....sack of shit.... ;)   is the way I always thought I heard it... :D

Proving my point that this word has many many functions and some of them not very much to do with sorry.
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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2011, 07:53:16 PM »
F you
F me please
F me up
You have me Fd up
I'll F you up
F it
F off

My favorite is...of course... WANNA F

I wanna F his brains out

And then many variations...

Mother F er
Mother F
You are an F-in idiot (you can insert ANY adjective here for greater emphasis)
Diagnosed in  May of 2010 with teh AIDS.

PCP Pneumonia . CD4 8 . VL 500,000

ATRIPLA - VALTREX -  FLUOXETINE - FENOFIBRATE


Numbers consistent since 12/2010 - VL has remained undetectable and CD4 is anywhere from 275-325

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #22 on: March 08, 2011, 08:03:08 PM »
.........

My favorite is...of course... WANNA F

I wanna F his brains out

And then many variations......



yes.. I would have to say those words did strike a nerve every time I heard them..
"I may not be exactly where I want to be, but I sure as Hell am not where I was"
Wynnona Judd

Diagnosed/HIV
1993
AZT
Norvir
1994-2001
Crixivan/Epivir/Zerit
No Meds for 7 Years

04jul07/DVT-right leg/Bi Lateral PE's     
16oct08/DVT-left leg
Sept '09  6 blood clots in left arm
Coumadin 5mgs
                                     
Atenolol/50mg/2x
Hydrochlorth 25mg/1x
Gemfibrozil/300mgs/2X
Symbicort
Proventil Inhaler
Potassium
Rhinocort


*APR 08~Viramune/Truvada
March08  CD4 330 23% VL 452.000 
*Jan09 Med change~Epzicom/Viramune

Aug09   CD4 523 23%  VL<48
Diagnosed: COPD
Dec 2013: CD4 645 45% VL 49
Med Change: Viramune/Epivir/Ziagen/Isentress

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2011, 08:29:31 PM »
Hey drewm wanna F  ;D

I wanna F your brains out  :D

and many other variations  ;D
"it's so nice to be insane, cause no-one ask you to explain" Helen Reddy cc 1974

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2011, 08:34:05 PM »
Hey drewm wanna F  ;D

I wanna F your brains out  :D

and many other variations  ;D


MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Diagnosed in  May of 2010 with teh AIDS.

PCP Pneumonia . CD4 8 . VL 500,000

ATRIPLA - VALTREX -  FLUOXETINE - FENOFIBRATE


Numbers consistent since 12/2010 - VL has remained undetectable and CD4 is anywhere from 275-325

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #25 on: March 09, 2011, 12:14:28 PM »
I'm going to play Dennis and watch...O>O


"I may not be exactly where I want to be, but I sure as Hell am not where I was"
Wynnona Judd

Diagnosed/HIV
1993
AZT
Norvir
1994-2001
Crixivan/Epivir/Zerit
No Meds for 7 Years

04jul07/DVT-right leg/Bi Lateral PE's     
16oct08/DVT-left leg
Sept '09  6 blood clots in left arm
Coumadin 5mgs
                                     
Atenolol/50mg/2x
Hydrochlorth 25mg/1x
Gemfibrozil/300mgs/2X
Symbicort
Proventil Inhaler
Potassium
Rhinocort


*APR 08~Viramune/Truvada
March08  CD4 330 23% VL 452.000 
*Jan09 Med change~Epzicom/Viramune

Aug09   CD4 523 23%  VL<48
Diagnosed: COPD
Dec 2013: CD4 645 45% VL 49
Med Change: Viramune/Epivir/Ziagen/Isentress

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #26 on: March 09, 2011, 12:41:05 PM »
I'm going to play Dennis and watch...O>O




 :D you can watch or participate, your more than welcomed  ;)
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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #27 on: March 09, 2011, 01:02:16 PM »
Yes shit for brains, you have to eat that shit!
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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #28 on: March 09, 2011, 01:09:27 PM »
My redneck uncle used to say ... well shit fire and save a match when he was surprised about something . I thought I would share this for shits and giggles .

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #29 on: March 09, 2011, 01:32:18 PM »
My redneck uncle used to say ... well shit fire and save a match when he was surprised about something . I thought I would share this for shits and giggles .

My Grand pa use to say "so you think your nickle slick, but you aint"
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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #30 on: March 09, 2011, 01:38:31 PM »
"Shits and giggles" ROFLMAO
Diagnosed in  May of 2010 with teh AIDS.

PCP Pneumonia . CD4 8 . VL 500,000

ATRIPLA - VALTREX -  FLUOXETINE - FENOFIBRATE


Numbers consistent since 12/2010 - VL has remained undetectable and CD4 is anywhere from 275-325

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #31 on: March 09, 2011, 01:40:20 PM »
F me runnin
Diagnosed in  May of 2010 with teh AIDS.

PCP Pneumonia . CD4 8 . VL 500,000

ATRIPLA - VALTREX -  FLUOXETINE - FENOFIBRATE


Numbers consistent since 12/2010 - VL has remained undetectable and CD4 is anywhere from 275-325

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #32 on: March 09, 2011, 01:45:04 PM »
*gets through watching*  wow ..O.O



does a bear shit in the woods?


"I may not be exactly where I want to be, but I sure as Hell am not where I was"
Wynnona Judd

Diagnosed/HIV
1993
AZT
Norvir
1994-2001
Crixivan/Epivir/Zerit
No Meds for 7 Years

04jul07/DVT-right leg/Bi Lateral PE's     
16oct08/DVT-left leg
Sept '09  6 blood clots in left arm
Coumadin 5mgs
                                     
Atenolol/50mg/2x
Hydrochlorth 25mg/1x
Gemfibrozil/300mgs/2X
Symbicort
Proventil Inhaler
Potassium
Rhinocort


*APR 08~Viramune/Truvada
March08  CD4 330 23% VL 452.000 
*Jan09 Med change~Epzicom/Viramune

Aug09   CD4 523 23%  VL<48
Diagnosed: COPD
Dec 2013: CD4 645 45% VL 49
Med Change: Viramune/Epivir/Ziagen/Isentress

Offline denb45

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #33 on: March 09, 2011, 01:49:25 PM »
*gets through watching*  wow ..O.O



does a bear shit in the woods?




Does a Duck have lips?  :D
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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #34 on: March 09, 2011, 01:52:43 PM »
oh...horse shit   :D
"I may not be exactly where I want to be, but I sure as Hell am not where I was"
Wynnona Judd

Diagnosed/HIV
1993
AZT
Norvir
1994-2001
Crixivan/Epivir/Zerit
No Meds for 7 Years

04jul07/DVT-right leg/Bi Lateral PE's     
16oct08/DVT-left leg
Sept '09  6 blood clots in left arm
Coumadin 5mgs
                                     
Atenolol/50mg/2x
Hydrochlorth 25mg/1x
Gemfibrozil/300mgs/2X
Symbicort
Proventil Inhaler
Potassium
Rhinocort


*APR 08~Viramune/Truvada
March08  CD4 330 23% VL 452.000 
*Jan09 Med change~Epzicom/Viramune

Aug09   CD4 523 23%  VL<48
Diagnosed: COPD
Dec 2013: CD4 645 45% VL 49
Med Change: Viramune/Epivir/Ziagen/Isentress

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #35 on: March 09, 2011, 02:10:48 PM »
My dad used to tell me I had "shit for brains"  He is such a fucking piece of shit!
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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #36 on: March 09, 2011, 02:43:33 PM »
My dad used to tell me I had "shit for brains"  He is such a fucking piece of shit!

Oh woody, don't feel bad hon, my dad use to call me a dumb-ass almost every day, he was a real piece of work too  ;)
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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #37 on: March 09, 2011, 02:45:57 PM »
My dad used to tell me he was going to kick my ass up between my shoulder blades. LOL Years later, he and I both laughed at the insanity and impossibility of this statement...  :o
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PCP Pneumonia . CD4 8 . VL 500,000

ATRIPLA - VALTREX -  FLUOXETINE - FENOFIBRATE


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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #38 on: March 09, 2011, 03:42:38 PM »
does a bear shit in the woods?

No, but I have it from a reliable source (paging Ms LeDamned) that the Poop Pope does!

My dad used to tell me he was going to kick my ass up between my shoulder blades. LOL Years later, he and I both laughed at the insanity and impossibility of this statement...  :o

My mother used to tell me she was going to knock me into the middle of next week. She frequently attempted this feat. Occasionally with her feet. :-\

Her other favourite was "If you don't stop crying, I'll give you something to cry for" and boy, did she. Piece of work doesn't even begin to describe her.
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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #39 on: March 09, 2011, 03:47:38 PM »
My dad got mad at my mom for being crass when she was fed up with my begging and wishing for something she had already told me no about , she said wish in one hand and shit in the other and see witch one gets full the quickest .   

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #40 on: March 09, 2011, 07:19:35 PM »
No shit, Sherlock.

You can also shovel shit.
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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #41 on: March 09, 2011, 07:23:57 PM »
No shit, Sherlock.

You can also shovel shit.

fearless, glad your still around, haven't seen you in a while  ;)
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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #42 on: March 10, 2011, 07:22:24 PM »
Over in the Long-Term Survivors thread, someone suggested that the "shit has truly hit the fan."

YUCK!
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PCP Pneumonia . CD4 8 . VL 500,000

ATRIPLA - VALTREX -  FLUOXETINE - FENOFIBRATE


Numbers consistent since 12/2010 - VL has remained undetectable and CD4 is anywhere from 275-325

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #43 on: March 10, 2011, 07:26:54 PM »
Well, we could all sit around and shoot the shit.... :D
"I may not be exactly where I want to be, but I sure as Hell am not where I was"
Wynnona Judd

Diagnosed/HIV
1993
AZT
Norvir
1994-2001
Crixivan/Epivir/Zerit
No Meds for 7 Years

04jul07/DVT-right leg/Bi Lateral PE's     
16oct08/DVT-left leg
Sept '09  6 blood clots in left arm
Coumadin 5mgs
                                     
Atenolol/50mg/2x
Hydrochlorth 25mg/1x
Gemfibrozil/300mgs/2X
Symbicort
Proventil Inhaler
Potassium
Rhinocort


*APR 08~Viramune/Truvada
March08  CD4 330 23% VL 452.000 
*Jan09 Med change~Epzicom/Viramune

Aug09   CD4 523 23%  VL<48
Diagnosed: COPD
Dec 2013: CD4 645 45% VL 49
Med Change: Viramune/Epivir/Ziagen/Isentress

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #44 on: March 21, 2011, 11:36:44 PM »
This thread is funny as all shit.
My dad wouldn't say shit if he had a mouth full of it.

When my brothers ex-wife got mad at the kids she would tell them "I brought you into this world and I can take you out of it."
Apr 09  CD4 21, CD4/CD8 ratio 0 VL 500,000+
July 09 CD4 158, CD4/CD812% VL 750
Oct 09 CD4 157 CD4/CD8 14% VL UD
Feb 10 CD4 197, CD4/CD8 11% VL UD
May 10  CD4 252 CD4/CD8 12% VL UD
Aug 10 CD4 211 VL UD
Nov 10 CD4 272 CD4/CD8 0.138 VL UD

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #45 on: March 21, 2011, 11:41:09 PM »
My dad used to cook us "Shit on a Shingle" --- I should have included it in the AMG Cookbook - but then again, I'm always forgetting shit like that.
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Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #46 on: March 21, 2011, 11:54:32 PM »
My dad used to cook us "Shit on a Shingle" --- I should have included it in the AMG Cookbook - but then again, I'm always forgetting shit like that.

A well known military man dish, my dad loved that stuff.
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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #47 on: March 22, 2011, 12:05:56 AM »
What is the AMG Cookbook?
Diagnosed in  May of 2010 with teh AIDS.

PCP Pneumonia . CD4 8 . VL 500,000

ATRIPLA - VALTREX -  FLUOXETINE - FENOFIBRATE


Numbers consistent since 12/2010 - VL has remained undetectable and CD4 is anywhere from 275-325

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Re: THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
« Reply #49 on: March 22, 2011, 12:39:09 AM »
My dad used to cook us "Shit on a Shingle" --- I should have included it in the AMG Cookbook - but then again, I'm always forgetting shit like that.


My grandfather would make it...I still like it today...


When I would make it when the boys were little, they would look at it "what's this shit?"

"Exactly, it's SOS" .."huh?"  "help?"

"No, Shit on a Shingle...now eat it...it's good"

Mom knew what it was...Gfather was her Daddy. ....

"I may not be exactly where I want to be, but I sure as Hell am not where I was"
Wynnona Judd

Diagnosed/HIV
1993
AZT
Norvir
1994-2001
Crixivan/Epivir/Zerit
No Meds for 7 Years

04jul07/DVT-right leg/Bi Lateral PE's     
16oct08/DVT-left leg
Sept '09  6 blood clots in left arm
Coumadin 5mgs
                                     
Atenolol/50mg/2x
Hydrochlorth 25mg/1x
Gemfibrozil/300mgs/2X
Symbicort
Proventil Inhaler
Potassium
Rhinocort


*APR 08~Viramune/Truvada
March08  CD4 330 23% VL 452.000 
*Jan09 Med change~Epzicom/Viramune

Aug09   CD4 523 23%  VL<48
Diagnosed: COPD
Dec 2013: CD4 645 45% VL 49
Med Change: Viramune/Epivir/Ziagen/Isentress

 


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