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Author Topic: 7 Kinds of Sex...  (Read 1025 times)

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Offline rondrond

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7 Kinds of Sex...
« on: March 06, 2011, 01:14:58 PM »


The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
*This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
*This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
*This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex.
*This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.'

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.
*Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex.
*This is when you cannot stand your partner any more. At Social Events they screw you in front of everyone.

And; last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
*You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
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Offline denb45

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Re: 7 Kinds of Sex...
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2011, 01:20:38 PM »


And; last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
*You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.

 :D that last one is true  ;D
"it's so nice to be insane, cause no-one ask you to explain" Helen Reddy cc 1974

Offline wolfter

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Re: 7 Kinds of Sex...
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2011, 04:53:39 PM »
:D that last one is true  ;D

And you're always waiting for a raise.
productivity breeds content

Offline denb45

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Re: 7 Kinds of Sex...
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2011, 05:03:47 PM »
And you're always waiting for a raise.

I'm always waiting a rise more than once a month, hey I'm 54,  I'm not dead down there yet ;D I think I may have a few more yrs. of a sex life, I hope :D
« Last Edit: March 06, 2011, 05:06:54 PM by denb45 »
"it's so nice to be insane, cause no-one ask you to explain" Helen Reddy cc 1974

 


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