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Author Topic: Yeah, this is bad....  (Read 526 times)

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Offline rondrond

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Yeah, this is bad....
« on: March 05, 2011, 02:34:06 PM »
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.



After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.



Swoooosh! Plop!! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts into whoops of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant 'Take another drink!'



The bartender continues to shake his head in dismay. Swoooosh! Plip! Plop!! Two arms pop out.





The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant, 'Take another drink! Take another drink!!' The bartender ignores the whole affair and goes back to polishing glasses, shaking his head, clearly unimpressed by the amazing scenes.





By now the boy is getting tipsy, but with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Plop! Plip!! Two legs pop out. The bar is in chaos.





The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left then staggers to the right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly The bar falls silent.





The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says,



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(Wait for it)



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(It's coming)



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(Ya ready?)



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(Don't hate me)



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(Yer gonna hate me)



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(Take a deep breath)



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'He should've quit while he was a head !
"I may not be exactly where I want to be, but I sure as Hell am not where I was"
Wynnona Judd

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1993
AZT
Norvir
1994-2001
Crixivan/Epivir/Zerit
No Meds for 7 Years

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Gemfibrozil/300mgs/2X
Symbicort
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Offline denb45

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Re: Yeah, this is bad....
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2011, 02:39:19 PM »


I bet he put his father to shame when the rest of him pop-out  ;D

"it's so nice to be insane, cause no-one ask you to explain" Helen Reddy cc 1974

Offline RAB

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Re: Yeah, this is bad....
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2011, 02:50:05 PM »
I just spit water all over my desk! 

RAB   :D

 


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