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Offline denb45

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Re: country bumpkin
« Reply #50 on: March 08, 2011, 01:13:25 PM »
I'm afraid to ask. Ummmm, did we fuck or something? :o

CaptCarl

 I was joking buddy, we haven't fucked before  :D but Woof woof to ya  ;)

EDITED TO ADD:   
In the gay community, it's an adjective used to describe a sexy guy, but not the feminine kind of guy, but a more masculine guy; one who you wouldn't identify as being gay if you saw him on the street. ( Carl. I'm that guy)  ;)
1) If you see a hot guy, you say: "Woof!"

2) He's woofy!

3) Woof, Woof

4) woofers to ya
« Last Edit: March 08, 2011, 02:00:36 PM by denb45 »
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Re: country bumpkin
« Reply #51 on: March 08, 2011, 03:11:00 PM »
I was joking buddy, we haven't fucked before  :D but Woof woof to ya  ;)

EDITED TO ADD:   
In the gay community, it's an adjective used to describe a sexy guy, but not the feminine kind of guy, but a more masculine guy; one who you wouldn't identify as being gay if you saw him on the street. ( Carl. I'm that guy)  ;)
1) If you see a hot guy, you say: "Woof!"

2) He's woofy!

3) Woof, Woof

4) woofers to ya

Like when you see a masculine guy walking down the street with a butt that can only be described as edible, you say WOOF, then quickly turn away and blush because you suddently realize he heard you. :-[

HUGGLES,

Mark


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Offline denb45

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Re: country bumpkin
« Reply #52 on: March 08, 2011, 03:16:41 PM »
Like when you see a masculine guy walking down the street with a butt that can only be described as edible, you say WOOF, then quickly turn away and blush because you suddently realize he heard you. :-[

HUGGLES,

Mark




YES, exactly Mark  ;D I like the part when they do hear you, it's not a bad thing  :D oh come on Carl, don't fret cause it aint that deep  :-* you said you worked @ UNM, so you've seen me before, but you just don't know me cause we've never met  ;) you too Mark, you've seen me before  ;)
« Last Edit: March 08, 2011, 03:43:47 PM by denb45 »
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Re: country bumpkin
« Reply #53 on: March 08, 2011, 05:11:27 PM »
Like when you see a masculine guy walking down the street with a butt that can only be described as edible, you say WOOF, then quickly turn away and blush because you suddently realize he heard you. :-[

HUGGLES,

Mark





I was at a mall once while obviously looking at a  hunk of a guy walking towards me , my buddy was doing the same creepy thing creepy while walking back towards me , we met in the middle of the aisle by smacking into each other so hard it almost knocked me down .

The guy walked on by with a look of disgust on his face leaving me and my red faced friend telling the other to watch the fuck out where you are going .

Offline denb45

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Re: country bumpkin
« Reply #54 on: March 08, 2011, 05:36:20 PM »

I was at a mall once while obviously looking at a  hunk of a guy walking towards me , my buddy was doing the same creepy thing creepy while walking back towards me , we met in the middle of the aisle by smacking into each other so hard it almost knocked me down .

The guy walked on by with a look of disgust on his face leaving me and my red faced friend telling the other to watch the fuck out where you are going .

I once saw a guy (hunk of a dude) @ Best Buy, I was looking to buy a new notebook this past Xmas, he was showing me the ones he had, but I was looking @ his basket. and I looked up and said "Oh I'm sorry what did u say" and he said, do you want me to get a mop?  :D :D :D and then I pointed to his basket, and said "Ill take that one joking" and he gave me the most meanest look EVER  ;D
« Last Edit: March 08, 2011, 05:54:38 PM by denb45 »
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Re: country bumpkin
« Reply #55 on: March 08, 2011, 06:34:04 PM »
I was joking buddy, we haven't fucked before  :D but Woof woof to ya  ;)

EDITED TO ADD:   
In the gay community, it's an adjective used to describe a sexy guy, but not the feminine kind of guy, but a more masculine guy; one who you wouldn't identify as being gay if you saw him on the street. ( Carl. I'm that guy)  ;)
I think I'm one of those guys as well. I always thought I was really obvious, but most people I know are always so surprised when they find out :o
Like when you see a masculine guy walking down the street with a butt that can only be described as edible, you say WOOF, then quickly turn away and blush because you suddently realize he heard you. :-[

Marky-
   Why blush and turn away. It's far more entertaining to watch them freak :D

CaptCarl

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Offline denb45

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Re: country bumpkin
« Reply #56 on: March 08, 2011, 06:39:03 PM »
I think I'm one of those guys as well. I always thought I was really obvious, but most people I know are always so surprised when they find out :o
Marky-
   Why blush and turn away. It's far more entertaining to watch them freak :D

CaptCarl



I Love it when they do, they give you this look, like huh? WTF just happened here, I do this often to see if they are actually paying attention, it's soooo much fun , and nothing to be ashamed of or afraid of
Trust me, they won't hit ya, if they don't wanna get SUED :D I cannot speak for other parts of the country
but at least here in good ole Albuquerque they won't  ;D
« Last Edit: March 08, 2011, 06:45:23 PM by denb45 »
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Re: country bumpkin
« Reply #57 on: March 08, 2011, 06:50:00 PM »
I Love it when they do, they give you this look, like huh? WTF just happened here, I do this often to see if they are actually paying attention, it's soooo much fun , and nothing to be ashamed of or afraid of
Trust me, they won't hit ya, if they don't wanna get SUED :D I cannot speak for other parts of the country
but at least here in good ole Albuquerque they won't  ;D

As I have found, most guys keep their yaps shut when confronted directly with it. Especially when you're bigger than they are, and not just heightwise.

CaptCarl
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Re: country bumpkin
« Reply #58 on: March 08, 2011, 07:32:01 PM »
My problem was they wanted a menage-a-trois with their girl... ::)

I been in a lot of places in my life...but never there...
"I may not be exactly where I want to be, but I sure as Hell am not where I was"
Wynnona Judd

Diagnosed/HIV
1993
AZT
Norvir
1994-2001
Crixivan/Epivir/Zerit
No Meds for 7 Years

04jul07/DVT-right leg/Bi Lateral PE's     
16oct08/DVT-left leg
Sept '09  6 blood clots in left arm
Coumadin 5mgs
                                     
Atenolol/50mg/2x
Hydrochlorth 25mg/1x
Gemfibrozil/300mgs/2X
Symbicort
Proventil Inhaler
Potassium
Rhinocort


*APR 08~Viramune/Truvada
March08  CD4 330 23% VL 452.000 
*Jan09 Med change~Epzicom/Viramune

Aug09   CD4 523 23%  VL<48
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Offline denb45

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Re: country bumpkin
« Reply #59 on: March 08, 2011, 07:41:16 PM »
My problem was they wanted a menage-a-trois with their girl... ::)

I been in a lot of places in my life...but never there...

I have  ;D I love to watch anybody gay,str8 whatever, fuck, I get off on it, but I'm just as gay as all of you are, I'm just a lot older, except for Mark, were the same age  ;D and of course Ronnie is a little older then me
SHIT, there isn't ANYTHING I haven't seen or done in sex before with whoever  ;D
« Last Edit: March 08, 2011, 07:46:22 PM by denb45 »
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Re: country bumpkin
« Reply #60 on: March 08, 2011, 08:04:41 PM »
you are a bad boy... I like bad boys... :D
"I may not be exactly where I want to be, but I sure as Hell am not where I was"
Wynnona Judd

Diagnosed/HIV
1993
AZT
Norvir
1994-2001
Crixivan/Epivir/Zerit
No Meds for 7 Years

04jul07/DVT-right leg/Bi Lateral PE's     
16oct08/DVT-left leg
Sept '09  6 blood clots in left arm
Coumadin 5mgs
                                     
Atenolol/50mg/2x
Hydrochlorth 25mg/1x
Gemfibrozil/300mgs/2X
Symbicort
Proventil Inhaler
Potassium
Rhinocort


*APR 08~Viramune/Truvada
March08  CD4 330 23% VL 452.000 
*Jan09 Med change~Epzicom/Viramune

Aug09   CD4 523 23%  VL<48
Diagnosed: COPD
Dec 2013: CD4 645 45% VL 49
Med Change: Viramune/Epivir/Ziagen/Isentress

Offline denb45

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Re: country bumpkin
« Reply #61 on: March 08, 2011, 08:07:47 PM »
you are a bad boy... I like bad boys... :D

Oh hunnie,  :-* I used to be a bad boy, I'm kinda to old for a lot of that stuff now, however I still have found memories  :D
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Offline bearby

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Re: country bumpkin
« Reply #62 on: March 09, 2011, 10:33:08 AM »
NONE of y'all can be no whar near as country as I am fer sure  ;D !
 ( I am saying all this in the dialect of my forebear's which is of course meaning i am allowing my country twang to get out of it's hiding place ( ok closet lawdy me  with ne thing in a closet I busted the hinges off that door to get out now here I am once again busting down a door to let things roam freely on their own OYE !).
 Now while I had an absentee father and a drunken whorish mother I managed to sum how get thru the past 51 years learning whut I could thanks to my rural family life life meaning I can change my own oil and even do a tune up on our pick 'em truck when needed to save money ( and which one of us doesn't need to be that  :) !
I can till a field ( altho I sure got ta holdin tha hold the regins of a  mule or horse (wich ever one had been bought tha year afore with money made selling veggies from the garden a course ) to pull a fer real plow when I wuz younger ) and how to even git on ma hand's & knees to pull weed's from between the row's of planted crops .
 Now which one of ya can even rember using an out howse or slop jar I bet none of ya can  can ya ( much less standing on the front porch in the middle of tha night to leave a whizz cuz the trail ta tha out house was dark cuz that wasn't any lites  along the path ta it ).
 Now whereas I have an college edumacation I stil retain the value's that were instilled in my pshyche during those times  taint nuttin like simply gittin dirty to make U r life better in more way's that one !
 NOW if that don't make me a bubba then sum one need's to flat out tell me whut on earth I am !!!!!
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Re: country bumpkin
« Reply #63 on: March 09, 2011, 10:42:22 AM »
Mon Capitain we might all be getting older but for those that simply hate that idea follow these words   ;).
1) When U begin to feel old then by all means feel some one else  :o
 ( I myself felt old age's ago and then began to feel some one else who happens to be a man 15 year's my Senior making him on the verge of now turning 66 to my 51 and I  sure have not regretted any day of our past 25 year's together  that much I an Proud to say !).
2) Age is a state of mind and if U don't like the state U r in  MOVE
( only problem with that statement is that I have moved so many times the only state I know I am always in is InSaNiTy  ;D :D!!!)
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Re: country bumpkin
« Reply #64 on: March 09, 2011, 12:04:20 PM »
Before they bought the Trailer Park in Waco, my Gparents raised cotton and Gmom had farm animals...

Visiting during the summer, I would have to feed chickens and milk the cow...
"I may not be exactly where I want to be, but I sure as Hell am not where I was"
Wynnona Judd

Diagnosed/HIV
1993
AZT
Norvir
1994-2001
Crixivan/Epivir/Zerit
No Meds for 7 Years

04jul07/DVT-right leg/Bi Lateral PE's     
16oct08/DVT-left leg
Sept '09  6 blood clots in left arm
Coumadin 5mgs
                                     
Atenolol/50mg/2x
Hydrochlorth 25mg/1x
Gemfibrozil/300mgs/2X
Symbicort
Proventil Inhaler
Potassium
Rhinocort


*APR 08~Viramune/Truvada
March08  CD4 330 23% VL 452.000 
*Jan09 Med change~Epzicom/Viramune

Aug09   CD4 523 23%  VL<48
Diagnosed: COPD
Dec 2013: CD4 645 45% VL 49
Med Change: Viramune/Epivir/Ziagen/Isentress

Offline denb45

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Re: country bumpkin
« Reply #65 on: March 09, 2011, 12:45:39 PM »
Before they bought the Trailer Park in Waco, my Gparents raised cotton and Gmom had farm animals...

Visiting during the summer, I would have to feed chickens and milk the cow...

Ronnie, I often wondered what it would be like to be used like a farm animal , ( a working dog or a ranch hand) old fantasy of mine  :D
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Re: country bumpkin
« Reply #66 on: March 09, 2011, 12:57:55 PM »
Ronnie, I often wondered what it would be like to be used like a farm animal , ( a working dog or a ranch hand) old fantasy of mine  :D


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Offline denb45

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Re: country bumpkin
« Reply #67 on: March 09, 2011, 01:06:06 PM »

No matter how much you want it I'm not ringing your neck and frying you up .  

 :D no no no, I mean like one of those Australian Shepperd-dogs that herd sheep, or and undocumented laborer ranch hand, that lives in the back and works for the overseer  ;)
« Last Edit: March 09, 2011, 01:14:17 PM by denb45 »
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Re: country bumpkin
« Reply #68 on: March 09, 2011, 01:56:59 PM »
..lonely
"I may not be exactly where I want to be, but I sure as Hell am not where I was"
Wynnona Judd

Diagnosed/HIV
1993
AZT
Norvir
1994-2001
Crixivan/Epivir/Zerit
No Meds for 7 Years

04jul07/DVT-right leg/Bi Lateral PE's     
16oct08/DVT-left leg
Sept '09  6 blood clots in left arm
Coumadin 5mgs
                                     
Atenolol/50mg/2x
Hydrochlorth 25mg/1x
Gemfibrozil/300mgs/2X
Symbicort
Proventil Inhaler
Potassium
Rhinocort


*APR 08~Viramune/Truvada
March08  CD4 330 23% VL 452.000 
*Jan09 Med change~Epzicom/Viramune

Aug09   CD4 523 23%  VL<48
Diagnosed: COPD
Dec 2013: CD4 645 45% VL 49
Med Change: Viramune/Epivir/Ziagen/Isentress

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Re: country bumpkin
« Reply #69 on: March 09, 2011, 03:11:08 PM »
taint nuttin like simply gittin dirty to make U r life better
as one who has spent the last two days out planting my home-grown seedlings in the garden, cleaning out several large flowers beds, digging and leveling out a section of the backyard for the above ground pool that I plan to be in by the end of April, and then raking and sowing grass seeds in the front lawn where I pulled out the hawkweed last season, I totally agree that there's nothing better, more satisfying (and tiring!) than being dirty. Especially when it's a hot, sweaty kind of dirty. ;) 8) :D
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Re: country bumpkin
« Reply #70 on: March 09, 2011, 03:33:58 PM »
..lonely

Naw not really, just having some fun with whoever wants to play along, no harm , no foul......right  ;)
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Re: country bumpkin
« Reply #71 on: March 09, 2011, 03:35:36 PM »
as one who has spent the last two days out planting my home-grown seedlings in the garden, cleaning out several large flowers beds, digging and leveling out a section of the backyard for the above ground pool that I plan to be in by the end of April, and then raking and sowing grass seeds in the front lawn where I pulled out the hawkweed last season, I totally agree that there's nothing better, more satisfying (and tiring!) than being dirty. Especially when it's a hot, sweaty kind of dirty. ;) 8) :D

Mikie, I would love to see you sweaty kinda dirty  ;D could be fun, you never know  :D
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Re: country bumpkin
« Reply #72 on: March 09, 2011, 04:13:07 PM »
Mon Capitain we might all be getting older but for those that simply hate that idea follow these words   ;).
1) When U begin to feel old then by all means feel some one else  :o
 ( I myself felt old age's ago and then began to feel some one else who happens to be a man 15 year's my Senior making him on the verge of now turning 66 to my 51 and I  sure have not regretted any day of our past 25 year's together  that much I an Proud to say !).

Agreed. Norm is 16 years my senior. Making him 62 and me 46 this year. But we are 20 years short of being together for 25 years. Congrats.

CaptCarl (who cannot wait to celebrate 25 years with Norm)
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