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Offline Solo_LTSurvivor

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Friday Funnies
« on: February 25, 2011, 01:28:22 PM »
I know this might not be the proper forum to post this on, but I thought everyone here could use a laugh.

Recently, I received the following message on one of the er, profile driven sites that I use mainly as a tranquilizer

"Hello, I read ur pro'f -- dude u are Poz -- u are "NOT" all that man -- u should be glad, someone are even gracing ur old butt!!!  *lol"

I guess I should be flattered that an old, poz man like me sparked enough interest for someone to grace, graze, or gaze at me after all these years.  Must have something to do with the fact that I'm upfront and always disclose  :o

I don't know if I should've gotten as mad as I do whenever I see someone stating they are D/DF and looking for someone "CLEAN".... The benefits of living with this for so long as many of us have is that you realize just how much of a survivor you are when examples of such stupidity no longer phase you LOL
don't equate intelligence with lack of masculinity
Jim Phelps, Mission Impossible
____________________________

Seroconverted: Early 80s
Tested & confirmed what I already knew: early 90s

Current regimen: Atripla. 
Last regimen:  Epzicom, Sustiva (since its inception with NO adverse side effects: no vivid dreams and NONE of the problems people who can't tolerate this drug may experience: color me lucky ::))
Past regimens
Fun stuff (in the past):  HAV/HBV, crypto, shingles, AIDS, PCP

Jan 2012: 818/21%
Apr 2012: 964/22%
Jul. 2012: 890/21%
Oct. 2012: 920/23%

Still UD after all these years

Offline OneTampa

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Re: Friday Funnies
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2011, 10:07:19 PM »
Two snaps and a twirl!  ::)

Solo, I like your post.  :D

Best.
"He is my oldest child. The shy and retiring one over there with the Haitian headdress serving pescaíto frito."

Offline rondrond

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Re: Friday Funnies
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2011, 10:53:43 PM »
Sounds like the replier wasn't getting any and just striking out.  :D

Hey, I'm clean, I took a shower, just this morning and I used shampoo and soap  ;)

"I may not be exactly where I want to be, but I sure as Hell am not where I was"
Wynnona Judd

Diagnosed/HIV
1993
AZT
Norvir
1994-2001
Crixivan/Epivir/Zerit
No Meds for 7 Years

04jul07/DVT-right leg/Bi Lateral PE's     
16oct08/DVT-left leg
Sept '09  6 blood clots in left arm
Coumadin 5mgs
                                     
Atenolol/50mg/2x
Hydrochlorth 25mg/1x
Gemfibrozil/300mgs/2X
Symbicort
Proventil Inhaler
Potassium
Rhinocort


*APR 08~Viramune/Truvada
March08  CD4 330 23% VL 452.000 
*Jan09 Med change~Epzicom/Viramune

Aug09   CD4 523 23%  VL<48
Diagnosed: COPD
Dec 2013: CD4 645 45% VL 49
Med Change: Viramune/Epivir/Ziagen/Isentress

Offline Solo_LTSurvivor

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Re: Friday Funnies
« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2011, 11:54:10 AM »

Two snaps and a twirl!  ::)

Solo, I like your post.  :D

Best.

Thanks for the chuckle 1TPA ~ I think I scared my cat after reading your response  ;)  *Snaps around the world*  backatcha


Sounds like the replier wasn't getting any and just striking out.  :D

Hey, I'm clean, I took a shower, just this morning and I used shampoo and soap  ;)



Hey Ron, can I use the shower line? I think it would serve as a great retort the next time I see someone asking for a clean hookup LOL.  (And) you're probably right about the respondent; he was on bitter overload and needed to feel big by cruising and bullying the poz man he encountered.   Whatever.  That's why those sites are great tranquilizers.
don't equate intelligence with lack of masculinity
Jim Phelps, Mission Impossible
____________________________

Seroconverted: Early 80s
Tested & confirmed what I already knew: early 90s

Current regimen: Atripla. 
Last regimen:  Epzicom, Sustiva (since its inception with NO adverse side effects: no vivid dreams and NONE of the problems people who can't tolerate this drug may experience: color me lucky ::))
Past regimens
Fun stuff (in the past):  HAV/HBV, crypto, shingles, AIDS, PCP

Jan 2012: 818/21%
Apr 2012: 964/22%
Jul. 2012: 890/21%
Oct. 2012: 920/23%

Still UD after all these years

Offline aztecan

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Re: Friday Funnies
« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2011, 10:10:39 AM »
Hey Solo,

I don't know whether I would be laughing or editing that guy's post. Can people not use English?

Anyway, I also find the term "clean" annoying.

I think I will also borrow Ron's bathing line next time someone hits me with it.

HUGS,

Mark

(Who also showered and shaved this day. ;D )
"May your life preach more loudly than your lips."
~ William Ellery Channing (Unitarian Minister)

Offline lipoenvy

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Re: Friday Funnies
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2011, 12:44:25 PM »
Solo,

The message you received may not be exactly what it seems.  Those aren't grammatical errors; those are signposts of an elaborate, ancient Illuminati code known only to me and a few others.  The translation of the message:

"We attack at midnight May 1.  Courage, brothers!  We will possess all of Nicholas Cage's tacky estates!  Bring Gatorade."

You have brought a warning of immense importance to the attention of all of us.  All that is necessary for evil to triumph is that good people do nothing.

lipoenvy

Offline Solo_LTSurvivor

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Re: Friday Funnies
« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2011, 01:24:38 PM »

Hey Solo,

I don't know whether I would be laughing or editing that guy's post. Can people not use English?

Hey Mark.  For some reason I think he is writing in that new-fangled English that people who are specialists in being limited to communicating in 140 characters (or less) have become accustomed to these days.


Anyway, I also find the term "clean" annoying.

I think I will also borrow Ron's bathing line next time someone hits me with it.

HUGS,

Mark

(Who also showered and shaved this day. ;D )

Ron seems to have started a trend.  Hope he's not expecting any royalties and/or residuals because I feel I am entitled to a cut because I originated this thread   :P

Solo,

"We will possess all of Nicholas Cage's tacky estates!"

You have brought a warning of immense importance to the attention of all of us.  All that is necessary for evil to triumph is that good people do nothing.

lipoenvy


Lipo:

Be sure and have whomever purloins them to do a thorough search and see if you can round up some better hairpieces for poor Nick because it is truly pure evil for him to continue to torture us by making movies....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNz0POlwQP0
« Last Edit: February 27, 2011, 01:36:07 PM by Solo_LTSurvivor »
don't equate intelligence with lack of masculinity
Jim Phelps, Mission Impossible
____________________________

Seroconverted: Early 80s
Tested & confirmed what I already knew: early 90s

Current regimen: Atripla. 
Last regimen:  Epzicom, Sustiva (since its inception with NO adverse side effects: no vivid dreams and NONE of the problems people who can't tolerate this drug may experience: color me lucky ::))
Past regimens
Fun stuff (in the past):  HAV/HBV, crypto, shingles, AIDS, PCP

Jan 2012: 818/21%
Apr 2012: 964/22%
Jul. 2012: 890/21%
Oct. 2012: 920/23%

Still UD after all these years

Offline CaptCarl

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Re: Friday Funnies
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2011, 08:01:38 PM »
When people would ask me if I was clean, I would assure them that I would wash my dick before stuffing it down their throats

The only thing I can do straight is shoot..

Offline lipoenvy

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Re: Friday Funnies
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2011, 11:31:46 AM »
Solo,

Nick Cage's hair has entered my nightmares and will not leave.  I have you to thank.  Oh, what a dark gift you have given me.

I also enjoyed "Nicolas Cage's Agent" from CollegeHumor:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eExfV_xKaiM

lipoenvy

Offline rondrond

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Re: Friday Funnies
« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2011, 04:40:25 PM »
Y'all leave Nick alone...o.O   

If I woke up with him beside me, I just might tie him to the bed....
"I may not be exactly where I want to be, but I sure as Hell am not where I was"
Wynnona Judd

Diagnosed/HIV
1993
AZT
Norvir
1994-2001
Crixivan/Epivir/Zerit
No Meds for 7 Years

04jul07/DVT-right leg/Bi Lateral PE's     
16oct08/DVT-left leg
Sept '09  6 blood clots in left arm
Coumadin 5mgs
                                     
Atenolol/50mg/2x
Hydrochlorth 25mg/1x
Gemfibrozil/300mgs/2X
Symbicort
Proventil Inhaler
Potassium
Rhinocort


*APR 08~Viramune/Truvada
March08  CD4 330 23% VL 452.000 
*Jan09 Med change~Epzicom/Viramune

Aug09   CD4 523 23%  VL<48
Diagnosed: COPD
Dec 2013: CD4 645 45% VL 49
Med Change: Viramune/Epivir/Ziagen/Isentress

Offline AlanBama

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Re: Friday Funnies
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2011, 09:38:37 AM »
I enjoyed your post solo !   The 'brilliant' gem of a guy who made that response to you is probably a Rhodes scholar.... ;D

Sadly, he will probably be joining our 'ranks' one day, if he's not already (and doesn't even know it).   He sounds like the type who will "b/b with neg guys only".....  and we know where that gets you.
 
Hugs, Alan
"Remember my sentimental friend that a heart is not judged by how much you love, but by how much you are loved by others." - The Wizard of Oz

Offline MarcoPoz

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Re: Friday Funnies
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2011, 01:42:30 PM »
I'm no expert, but aren't most people thankful when their but is 'graced'?  :D

Offline Solo_LTSurvivor

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Re: Friday Funnies
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2011, 03:06:02 PM »
When people would ask me if I was clean, I would assure them that I would wash my dick before stuffing it down their throats

LOL, Carl - best response. Ever :)

Solo,

Nick Cage's hair has entered my nightmares and will not leave.  I have you to thank.  Oh, what a dark gift you have given me.

lipoenvy


I aim to please, Lipo  :-X

Y'all leave Nick alone...o.O   

If I woke up with him beside me, I just might tie him to the bed....

Just make sure to be clean and showered beforehand, Ronnie

I enjoyed your post solo !   The 'brilliant' gem of a guy who made that response to you is probably a Rhodes scholar.... ;D

Sadly, he will probably be joining our 'ranks' one day, if he's not already (and doesn't even know it).   He sounds like the type who will "b/b with neg guys only".....  and we know where that gets you.
 
Hugs, Alan

Alan, the funny thing is that the so-called gem isn't someone I would've even browsed to begin with if I were in huntress mode on that site   :D.  But you are probably right, if he is cruising our ranks, he has probably crossed over. Thanks for the Rhodes scholar chuckle!

I'm no expert, but aren't most people thankful when their but is 'graced'?  :D

And the ironic thing Marco: my butt isn't even visible anywhere on that site so I don't know what he was looking at to begin with.  I don't put my junk out there for the world to see on the internets   :o
don't equate intelligence with lack of masculinity
Jim Phelps, Mission Impossible
____________________________

Seroconverted: Early 80s
Tested & confirmed what I already knew: early 90s

Current regimen: Atripla. 
Last regimen:  Epzicom, Sustiva (since its inception with NO adverse side effects: no vivid dreams and NONE of the problems people who can't tolerate this drug may experience: color me lucky ::))
Past regimens
Fun stuff (in the past):  HAV/HBV, crypto, shingles, AIDS, PCP

Jan 2012: 818/21%
Apr 2012: 964/22%
Jul. 2012: 890/21%
Oct. 2012: 920/23%

Still UD after all these years

Offline lipoenvy

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Re: Friday Funnies
« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2011, 10:53:23 PM »

If I woke up with him beside me, I just might tie him to the bed....

Well, if you kept him tied up long enough not to make any more movies, everyone would be happy.

Offline rondrond

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Re: Friday Funnies
« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2011, 07:04:07 AM »
I don't about everyone, but I'd be happy...


Right now I like watching Merlin..only because of Bradley James....then there's Alex O'Laughlin in Moonlight....very handsome...oh the fickle finger of fate..
"I may not be exactly where I want to be, but I sure as Hell am not where I was"
Wynnona Judd

Diagnosed/HIV
1993
AZT
Norvir
1994-2001
Crixivan/Epivir/Zerit
No Meds for 7 Years

04jul07/DVT-right leg/Bi Lateral PE's     
16oct08/DVT-left leg
Sept '09  6 blood clots in left arm
Coumadin 5mgs
                                     
Atenolol/50mg/2x
Hydrochlorth 25mg/1x
Gemfibrozil/300mgs/2X
Symbicort
Proventil Inhaler
Potassium
Rhinocort


*APR 08~Viramune/Truvada
March08  CD4 330 23% VL 452.000 
*Jan09 Med change~Epzicom/Viramune

Aug09   CD4 523 23%  VL<48
Diagnosed: COPD
Dec 2013: CD4 645 45% VL 49
Med Change: Viramune/Epivir/Ziagen/Isentress

 


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