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Offline tommy246

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The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« on: September 18, 2010, 08:51:57 AM »
Hi heres a thread for anyone who likes to discuss sticking vegetables and dildos up yer arse as some posters got confused and were discussing this in the nutrition section. Enjoy.
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dec 08 pos cd4 505 ,16%, 1,500vl
april 09 cd4 635 ,16%,60,000
july 09 ,cd4 545,17%,80,000
aug 09,hosptal 18days pneumonia cd190,225,000,15%
1 week later cd4 415 20%
nov 09 cd4 591 ,vl 59,000,14%,started atripla
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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2010, 09:30:17 AM »
Hmmm I guess you told us.

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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2010, 09:50:32 AM »
Well I was just wondering if we could briefly discuss in this thread the Iranian nuclear threat and Israel's appropriate response.  Iranian eggplants and zucchinis are renown among the foodies for their size, silky smooth lustrous skin, and flavour. And then there's the caviar.  When I'm in Paris I'll have the caviar at petrossian, or maybe a big plate of oysters near the Opera, and soon enough I'll be horny to stick some Persian eggplants up my arse.  Its a luxury I can treat myself to, once and awhile.
Now, while I'll sometimes have no choice in Switzerland but to buy hothouse tomatoes and herbs from Israel, I don't care for the carbon footprint, and resent the fact European supermarkets are offering only imported good for everyday consumption. 
So, basically, if Iran threatens to nuke Israel, and Israel, rightly nukes Iran in preventive strikes, I can kiss my caviar binges and eggplant fucks goodbye.
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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2010, 10:41:08 AM »
Hi heres a thread for anyone who likes to discuss sticking vegetables and dildos up yer arse as some posters got confused and were discussing this in the nutrition section. Enjoy.

Honey we weren't confused. Unfortunately in some people the virus eradicates any sense of humor.

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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2010, 11:05:20 AM »
Unfortunately in some people the virus eradicates any sense of humor.

Too bad there's not a blood test for that. Everyone could include that value in their signature line numbers history so we'd know when to be careful. ;)
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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2010, 11:06:43 AM »
Too bad there's not a blood test for that. Everyone could include that value in their signature line numbers history so we'd know when to be careful. ;)

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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2010, 11:12:10 AM »
I trust the OP disclosed and took care not to get super-infected.
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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2010, 11:13:23 AM »
I trust the OP disclosed and took care not to get super-infected.

The Vegetable Immunodeficiency Virus (VIV) is serious business.

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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2010, 11:15:37 AM »
Honey we weren't confused. Unfortunately in some people the virus eradicates any sense of humor.

Too bad there's not a blood test for that. Everyone could include that value in their signature line numbers history so we'd know when to be careful. ;)

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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2010, 11:19:01 AM »
emoticons ;D, which are not used here near enough when people are only interjecting "humorous" posts  ::) rather than staying on-topic, were designed with the intent to help with understanding the humor/sarcasm level of online chatter ;)
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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2010, 11:19:30 AM »
emoticons ;D, which are not used here near enough when people are only interjecting "humorous" posts  ::) rather than staying on-topic, were designed with the intent to help with understanding the humor/sarcasm level of online chatter ;)

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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2010, 11:20:54 AM »
emoticons ;D, which are not used here near enough when people are only interjecting "humorous" posts  ::) rather than staying on-topic, were designed with the intent to help with understanding the humor/sarcasm level of online chatter ;)

And seeing more than one emoticon in a paragraph makes me want to vomit.  So... No.
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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2010, 11:23:26 AM »
I wish there was an emoticon for corpses.
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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2010, 11:25:05 AM »
Most people are sophisticated enough to "get" humor without visual aids. Putting a  ;) behind a dumb comment changes nothing, it's still dumb.

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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2010, 11:40:36 AM »
And seeing more than one emoticon in a paragraph makes me want to vomit.  So... No.

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"I have tried hard--but life is difficult, and I am a very useless person. I can hardly be said to have an independent existence. I was just a screw or a cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else."

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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2010, 01:03:24 PM »

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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2010, 01:54:02 PM »
Has anyone tried coffee suppositories?

http://www.peak-health-now.com/xeneplex_coffee_suppositories.html


I rather drink my coffee then put it up my ass  ;D
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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2010, 02:03:31 PM »
I rather drink my coffee then put it up my ass  ;D

ah come on, i heard it's all the rage in Costa Rica.

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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2010, 02:35:46 PM »
i bet  you all have a gang hut where you meet up occasionally .
jan 06 neg
dec 08 pos cd4 505 ,16%, 1,500vl
april 09 cd4 635 ,16%,60,000
july 09 ,cd4 545,17%,80,000
aug 09,hosptal 18days pneumonia cd190,225,000,15%
1 week later cd4 415 20%
nov 09 cd4 591 ,vl 59,000,14%,started atripla
dec 09  cd4 787, vl 266, 16%
march 2010  cd4 720 vl non detectable -20  20%
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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #20 on: September 18, 2010, 02:36:47 PM »

i bet  you all have a gang hut where you meet up occasionally .

It's called a cottage. :)
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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #21 on: September 18, 2010, 03:09:56 PM »
i bet  you all have a gang hut where you meet up occasionally .

Yessum, we hold a weekly bacchanalia with vegetables and coconut oil.  At the end we hold an intense exploration of our sensory pleasures in a hyperbaric chamber.  Cuz we's got good friends, a positive attitude about teh AIDS, and lots of fundages.
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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #22 on: September 18, 2010, 04:03:23 PM »
Since becoming infected with HIV, I prefer to be a "top" and in consideration, we should have a special thread for people who put their vegetables/dildos up the arse of others   ;D  Have the best day
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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2010, 05:14:08 PM »
I don't really feel like discussing sticking vegetables and dildos up my ass in this thread - been there done that -

perhaps, we could talk about what vitamins and nutritional supplements everyone is taking?   

Just a thought --  ;D
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Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2010, 05:17:26 PM »

perhaps, we could talk about what vitamins and nutritional supplements everyone is taking?   


I knew you took teh vitamins, u filthy little liar!

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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #25 on: September 18, 2010, 05:21:55 PM »
I knew you took teh vitamins, u filthy little liar!

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Oh and for the record - no vitamins or supplements here --- I have a bottle of B-Complex in the med cabinet that has been there full (less 1 pill) for about a year.
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Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
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12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2010, 05:23:06 PM »
I go through my gummi vitamins pretty fast.
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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2010, 05:27:55 PM »
I go through my gummi vitamins pretty fast.

I wash down my Atripla every night with a delicious tea made with echinacea and St. John's wort.
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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #28 on: September 18, 2010, 05:30:58 PM »
I wash down my Atripla every night with a delicious tea made with echinacea and St. John's wort.
I had a wart once ---
several - nothing a little lasor therapy and deep freeze couldn't take care of - never thought of using it with tea --- what a great supplement.
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Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #29 on: September 18, 2010, 05:33:23 PM »
I had a wart once ---
several - nothing a little lasor therapy and deep freeze couldn't take care of - never thought of using it with tea --- what a great supplement.

was it an anal wart, you sex obssessed sodomite?  ;D ;) :)
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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #30 on: September 18, 2010, 05:35:59 PM »
Never use corn as a dildo you will just confuse your asshole .

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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #31 on: September 18, 2010, 05:38:05 PM »
was it an anal wart, you sex obssessed sodomite?  ;D ;) :)
well yes of course - i wouldn't be a good gay pozzie if I hadn't had a bout of the "a" warts -

they probably make for some tasty nutritious tea -

Much more nutritional value then your run of the miill wart or plantar wart -

Of course, these statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration -

But, they would probably be cheaper then most of the other supplements that people spend money on -
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Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #32 on: September 18, 2010, 05:48:18 PM »
I wash down my Atripla every night with a delicious tea made with echinacea and St. John's wort.

I thought echinacea was a no no for HIV+ people.
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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #33 on: September 18, 2010, 05:52:08 PM »
I thought echinacea was a no no for HIV+ people.

you got that right, love.  And the St. John's wort is supposed to be a no-no for acripla users as there is some negative interaction with the drug.
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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #34 on: September 18, 2010, 05:52:40 PM »
I rather drink my coffee then put it up my ass  ;D

There's a very striking Filipino barrista at my local Starbucks I'd love to put up my ass.  Coffee would be optional.
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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #35 on: September 18, 2010, 05:54:46 PM »
you got that right, love.  And the St. John's wort is supposed to be a no-no for acripla users as there is some negative interaction with the drug.
How did a saint get so famous as to have a wart named after him?  Is this related to another catholic priest sex scandal???
September 13, 2008 - diagnosed +
Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #36 on: September 18, 2010, 05:55:46 PM »
Ah you didnt use the  ;) so I was confused.  I dont shove persian eggplants up my ass.  or do i? so confusing
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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #37 on: September 18, 2010, 06:04:15 PM »
How did a saint get so famous as to have a wart named after him?  Is this related to another catholic priest sex scandal???

Possibly maybe.  He must have been playing hide the cucumber with an uncircumcised Roman leader.  According to shittypedia the plant is also called chase-devil.  He also had spelling issues.

Ah you didnt use the  ;) so I was confused.  I dont shove persian eggplants up my ass.  or do i? so confusing

I know, I keep forgetting the smileys.  Not taking my vitamins is affecting mah memory.
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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #38 on: September 18, 2010, 06:09:55 PM »
Possibly maybe.  He must have been playing hide the cucumber with an uncircumcised Roman leader.  According to shittypedia the plant is also called chase-devil.  He also had spelling issues.

I know, I keep forgetting the smileys.  Not taking my vitamins is affecting mah memory.

In this day and age of spel chek I can't figure out why peopl can't spell wright.  So annoying.

If you take ginko that will help with the memory issues related to the use of emoticons. ;D :D ;) :o 8)

I just took a handful of them   :P ::) :'( :o
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Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #39 on: September 18, 2010, 06:21:37 PM »
In this day and age of spel chek I can't figure out why peopl can't spell wright.  So annoying.

If you take ginko that will help with the memory issues related to the use of emoticons. ;D :D ;) :o 8)

I just took a handful of them   :P ::) :'( :o

Ginko gives me headaches.  I'd rather snort poppers.
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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #40 on: September 18, 2010, 06:28:06 PM »
Ginko gives me headaches.  I'd rather snort poppers.
Snorting poppers helpeed me to becum a better spellor.
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Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #41 on: September 18, 2010, 06:45:47 PM »
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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #42 on: September 18, 2010, 08:45:02 PM »
Well, I don't know about sticking veggies and dildos up my ass, but I can think of another place.  And it's just about that time of night, too.
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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #43 on: September 18, 2010, 11:38:49 PM »
Well, I don't know about sticking veggies and dildos up my ass, but I can think of another place.  And it's just about that time of night, too.


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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #44 on: September 19, 2010, 12:49:46 AM »
Well, there was this ex con who I met just a day or so after he got out of prison.

He had this thing for oily Armenian cucumbers. The fun part was, after the fun, we ate the evidence.

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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #45 on: September 19, 2010, 01:11:08 AM »
Never use corn as a dildo you will just confuse your asshole .

I think this might be the funniest thread I have ever read, you guys had me rolling....ooohh had to stop myself from using an emoticon. My bad.
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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #46 on: September 19, 2010, 10:40:21 AM »
PHILDINFTLAUDY'S TOP 10 REASONS FOR STICKING A VEGETABLE AND DILDO UP YOUR ARSE (based on David Letterman's Top 10 List Concept)

10. Vegetables and Dildos - if cleaned properly - contain absolutely no risk of transmitting HIV.  (this one is for Ann, RapidRod, Rev, Matty, Andy, David, and the rest of the AMI thread moderators)
9.  Using vegetables and dildos saves on the cost of condoms
8.  Vegetables and dildos don't talk back
7.  Vegetables and dildos usually have more endurance then some of our previous hook ups
6.  Can kill two birds with one stone when using vegetables - sexual satisfaction and a nice dinner salad
5.  Don't have to pay for cab fare after finishing the "deed"
4.  Eliminates the need to say "Wow, I could've had a V-8" after being dissatisfied with a human partner
3.  Different vegetables available for different seasons adds variety to your sex life
2.  Helps in our efforts of "going green" and lowers carbon footprint (biodegradeable - break down easier than condoms)
and the number 1 reason for sticking vegetables and dildos up your ass -
1.  Sure as hell beats taking a vitamin or other supplement - and probably more effective in making you feel better  ;D
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Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #47 on: September 19, 2010, 11:18:48 AM »
I cant say I've ever had a veggie up the chute, however years ago I put a Hillshire Farm sausage up there (with a condom of course) to see how a penis might feel. That seemed to go Ok, so of course I graduated to Penis's

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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #48 on: September 19, 2010, 11:22:27 AM »
I cant say I've ever had a veggie up the chute, however years ago I put a Hillshire Farm sausage up there (with a condom of course) to see how a penis might feel. That seemed to go Ok, so of course I graduated to Penis's

-Will
Will, you brought back my memory of putting a hotdog up the arse when I was about 13, I stuck it too far up and almost was not able to pull it back out.  I was scared to death that I was going to have to call my parents in and tell them I had a weiner stuck up my ass.

It taught me a valuable lesson -- size does matter.
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Labs:
Date    CD4    %   VL     Date  CD4  %   VL
10/08  636    35  510   9/09 473  38 2900  12/4/09 Atripla
12/09  540    30    60   
12/10  740    41  <48   
8/11    667    36  <20  
03/12  1,041  42  <20
05/12  1,241  47  <20
08/12   780    37  <20
11/12   549    35  <20
02/12  1,102  42  <20
11/12   549    35  <20

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Re: The new sticking vegetables and dildos up ya arse thread
« Reply #49 on: September 19, 2010, 11:23:08 AM »
I cant say I've ever had a veggie up the chute, however years ago I put a Hillshire Farm sausage up there (with a condom of course) to see how a penis might feel. That seemed to go Ok, so of course I graduated to Penis's

-Will

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