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Author Topic: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty  (Read 9184 times)

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Offline Jeff G

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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #50 on: October 01, 2010, 07:45:18 PM »
I released a marvelous 15" solid long turd early this morning, followed by four hours of liquid shit (not sure how one can go from one extreme to the other but...) and wouldn't you know I dropped 5 lbs today?

My brother and I used to call 15'' ones gators when we were kids , my mom was really happy when we grew out of our proud poo phase .

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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #51 on: October 01, 2010, 09:12:10 PM »
I seriously contemplated taking a photo of this one, it was that impressive.  I have one of those new toilets that have hardly any water in them, plus it's a small model due to the size of my bathroom so the turd managed to curl itself up nicely like something you'd see in a Turd Catalogue, if such a thing were to exist.
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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #52 on: October 01, 2010, 09:48:49 PM »
I seriously contemplated taking a photo of this one, it was that impressive.  I have one of those new toilets that have hardly any water in them, plus it's a small model due to the size of my bathroom so the turd managed to curl itself up nicely like something you'd see in a Turd Catalogue, if such a thing were to exist.

Oh, if you can imagine it, you know somewhere in Germany someone already has the domain name locked down.

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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #53 on: October 01, 2010, 10:55:23 PM »
I seriously contemplated taking a photo of this one, it was that impressive.  I have one of those new toilets that have hardly any water in them, plus it's a small model due to the size of my bathroom so the turd managed to curl itself up nicely like something you'd see in a Turd Catalogue, if such a thing were to exist.

I know you are sad you didn't take a photo to remember it by but just try and go on living your life to the fullest and not stay stuck in the past . That turd will live on in your heart forever as the one that got away . Stay strong my friend . 

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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #54 on: October 02, 2010, 02:45:32 AM »
I know you are sad you didn't take a photo to remember it by but just try and go on living your life to the fullest and not stay stuck in the past . That turd will live on in your heart forever as the one that got away . Stay strong my friend . 

Moments like these are exactly why I always take my iPhone to the bathroom with me.
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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #55 on: October 02, 2010, 04:19:19 AM »
Did you at least name it before you flushed it?
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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #56 on: October 02, 2010, 07:42:10 AM »
You guys need to stop shitting all over Matilda's thread. It stinks enough in here already.
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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #57 on: October 02, 2010, 08:43:21 AM »
I have not entirely faded to a shadow and, whilst there is always something to worry about, there is no need for wide spread (!) panic in the immediate future.

At most a little localised anxiety, but nothing more.

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As long as you are healthy, that is what is important.  The thought that it maybe something more serious concerns me.  I hope that, truly, all is well.  

As for the 15" of mass destruction, congrats I think.  ( apparently you can take it...  ;) )  Hopefully it is not a precursor of something serious either.  In any case, I never heard anyone bragging about such a things before, but there is always a first time.
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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #58 on: October 02, 2010, 08:53:12 AM »
As for the 15" of mass destruction, congrats I think.  ( apparently you can take it...  ;) )  Hopefully it is not a precursor of something serious either.  In any case, I never heard anyone bragging about such a things before, but there is always a first time.

Yeah, I've read some of your ZOMG I'M TOO FAT thread and I've got no doubt that this shit confuzzles you.

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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #59 on: October 02, 2010, 09:26:24 AM »
Did you at least name it before you flushed it?

Yeah, I called it "Large & In Charge Ann"
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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #60 on: October 02, 2010, 10:03:28 AM »
Yeah, I called it "Large & In Charge Ann"

Consider yourself shitcanned, Missy.
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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #61 on: October 03, 2010, 07:19:07 AM »
Consider yourself shitcanned, Missy.
OMG!!!  Such language from such a nice lady...  lol
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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #62 on: October 03, 2010, 12:46:38 PM »
OMG!!!  Such language from such a nice lady...  lol

Yes, I should watch my fucking language! My apologies.
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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #63 on: October 03, 2010, 01:30:23 PM »
This party chatter has totally cleared up my sinuses.
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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #64 on: October 06, 2010, 03:01:07 AM »
Yes, I should watch my fucking language! My apologies.
ROFL again... you never cease to amaze... lol
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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #65 on: October 12, 2010, 12:58:14 AM »
I released a marvelous 15" solid long turd early this morning, followed by four hours of liquid shit (not sure how one can go from one extreme to the other but...) and wouldn't you know I dropped 5 lbs today?
They have a chart for that.  

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This is not for the faint of heart:
http://hubpages.com/hub/Have-you-examined-your-stools-poo-lately
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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #66 on: October 12, 2010, 01:19:04 AM »
They have a chart for that.  Spoiler alert!!!  This is not for the faint of heart:  http://hubpages.com/hub/Have-you-examined-your-stools-poo-lately

Such a fascinating page.  A coprophile's heaven.
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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #67 on: October 12, 2010, 04:21:04 PM »
They have a chart for that.  

Spoiler Alert!!!
This is not for the faint of heart:
http://hubpages.com/hub/Have-you-examined-your-stools-poo-lately

yes, I read it. I was most concerned about their description of a normal stool as not having a strong taste. I think I will just accept their word on that front

"The healthy feces are usually 3 centimeter in diameter, golden yellow or brown in color, soft but not too soft like a mud. They have no strong smell or taste, with 2 to 3 pieces of feces for each bowel action. The absence of pressure is less or loose during defecation. You poop easily and comfortably without pressing or pushing too hard on the feces.

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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #68 on: October 12, 2010, 07:22:03 PM »
My brother and I used to call 15'' ones gators when we were kids , my mom was really happy when we grew out of our proud poo phase .

I call them wrap-arounds, and like you, I am truly proud of them.  Sometimes remembering an old shit for comparison with a new shit can be difficult..... and sad.  I hate getting older and not remembering momentous shits I've taken in the past.
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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #69 on: October 19, 2010, 04:17:59 AM »
feeling better dear?
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