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Author Topic: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty  (Read 9219 times)

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Offline Matty the Damned

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My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« on: September 14, 2010, 10:14:19 PM »
Probably I should have posted this in Nutrition but it behoovers me to post it here instead.

Matty the Damned is well known to be a larger gentleman. Both tall (193 cms or 6'4") and of ample girth. He likes this, it gives him an impressive presence as well as a comely decolletage.

All things to which a country boy should aspire.

Last Thursday I clocked in at a substantial 119 kgs (that's 262 lbs for those who use quaint American measures); a weight I have sustained for about 12 months.

Excellent thought I. Until the start of this week.

On Monday I had dropped to 115 kgs (253 lbs).

Today (Wednesday) I've dwindled to 114 kgs (251 lbs).

That's 5 good decent metric kilogrammes (11.1 lbs) in less than a week for no apparent reason.

I've changed nothing in my diet (neither quantity nor quality) and I've not been indulging in any serious physcial exertions.

Am I doomed to be once again the stick thin waif of my teens and twenties? Do I have cancer? Maybe a tapeworm? Daemonic possession? My tiny mind boggles, it does.

I suppose I could see my doctor but I figured that ill-informed speculation would be much more fun and in that spirit I turn to you lot for answers.

Advise me, Living With -- what the greasy poop is going on?

:)

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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2010, 10:23:03 PM »
Same thing happened to a friend of mine ... turns out when he got on the bathroom scale his titty was getting stuck up on the towel rack .

I'm hoping your weight loss is nothing serious .

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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2010, 10:27:32 PM »

Same thing happened to a friend of mine ... turns out when he got on the bathroom scale his titty was getting stuck up on the towel rack .

I'm hoping your weight loss is nothing serious .

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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2010, 10:29:06 PM »
You know, Shamu the Whale started losng weight here at Sea World in SA, and they figured out his enclosure was too small for him. Maybe you need a bigger house.

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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2010, 10:34:14 PM »
Demonic possession?  Highly unlikely. Maybe you lost a couple of them demons and each of them used to weigh about 5 pounds.

Now, let me put on my best tedderz act...

[start teddez statement]

I have read somewhere (not sure if teh bodee or dr. Gallant's fabulous blog) that HIV wasting can happen even to those who are healthy and undetectable.  I myself lost 14 pounds without trying much about 7 months ago. Lak omg, coul this be what's going on here?

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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2010, 10:41:00 PM »
My weight can and often does go up or down about 4 lbs within a week but 11 lbs in one week sounds like something to see the doc about . 

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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2010, 10:42:33 PM »
Not sure what could be goin on Matty -

But, I just wanted to plea with you that if you lose more, you don't get desperate and think about - or God forbid actually commit the act - of filleting Percy Kangol or Vance - :(

Please spare them --- perhaps, a koala bear instead???  Probably more tasty. (you have those there, right?)
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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2010, 10:52:17 PM »
Dearest Incredible Shrinking Mattala...I too am tall, 6'3" and right now I am at 160, a bit too thin for me, except for the little pot belly, noticeable mainly when I am stark naked, or not often enough. ;)

I'm best at around 175 with most of those extra pounds being muscle ideally.  Sometime other factors, including stress play a part, for myself especially.

I hope you will be at a comfortablde weight soon enough.

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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2010, 11:14:13 PM »
When I needed to check in the hospital couple of months ago I lost about 5 lbs and that was very noticeable .. but then again I am half of your size Matty. I guess as long as it doesn't continue it'd be a problem. I know folks who would kill a little kitty to lose that portion.  ;D

Hope is all well.. :-*
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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2010, 11:17:26 PM »




   Maybe you just forgot to eat.
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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2010, 11:56:18 PM »
Wow, I can see that there is a fine line between being impressed and glad, and worried. Seriously, if this keeps up, see the frau if you can.

If it is a tapeworm, I shall send you my snail mail address. Still time for swimsuits!

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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2010, 11:56:47 PM »
   Maybe you just forgot to eat.

Yeah, right. The day I forget to strap on the nosebag is the day you can stick me in my coffin and stamp it "Express Delivery: Straight to Hell."

Well I know what's happening, burning more kilojoules in a given period than I'm consuming. My weight is clinically accurate - same scales each time, in the nudie. :)

And mah tummy is noticably smaller. This morning I looked down and I actually saw my dick!

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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2010, 12:05:22 AM »
Hmm, without meaning to be indelicate  ;) have your bowel habits changed during this time?
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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2010, 12:12:51 AM »
Demonic possession?  Highly unlikely. Maybe you lost a couple of them demons and each of them used to weigh about 5 pounds.

Now, let me put on my best tedderz act...

[start teddez statement]

I have read somewhere (not sure if teh bodee or dr. Gallant's fabulous blog) that HIV wasting can happen even to those who are healthy and undetectable.  I myself lost 14 pounds without trying much about 7 months ago. Lak omg, coul this be what's going on here?

[/end tedderz freaked out look alike]

I said this?  Man, I'm getting forgetful.  I got on the scale last week and thought for sure I had gained weight, but it said I had lost 5 pounds.  The only thing I can figure is that I've cut out sweats--for the most part.  Makes sense.  I know that if I eat alfredo sauce, I can expect to gain about 5 pounds within days.  My fattest was 234 pounds.  I'm trying to get back to my regular 190.

Maybe it is an absorption issue going on.  Aren't there many meds and things like fiber that bind to fat so the body doesn't absorb it and it just gets passed out?

 

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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2010, 12:12:58 AM »
Matty Baby,
I too am 6'4. Last year I weighed in at a healthy 253 lbs. Then out of no where, I began losing weight. 5lbs a week until I bottomed out at 220...To the DR. I went.

It turned out I had diabetes. I was thirsty as hell all of the time, and pissing like a thoroughbred.

My blood sugar was at 450. I urge you to check it out asap. I hope you have a better outcome.

I reside at the 225 level and feel a ton better now, injecting myself with insulin nightly.

Good luck
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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2010, 12:21:08 AM »
Hmm, without meaning to be indelicate  ;) have your bowel habits changed during this time?

Not indelicate at all Northo. I love nothing more than talking about poo. Especially mine. :)

My grogans have not differed in their odour, colour or consistencies for months. Delightfully regular in fact.

MtD

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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2010, 12:51:07 AM »
Perhaps you should visit someone down South, where they are sure to fatten you up with fried delicacies and sugary delights. ;D

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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2010, 12:56:59 AM »
Matty Baby,
I too am 6'4. Last year I weighed in at a healthy 253 lbs. Then out of no where, I began losing weight. 5lbs a week until I bottomed out at 220...To the DR. I went.

It turned out I had diabetes. I was thirsty as hell all of the time, and pissing like a thoroughbred.

My blood sugar was at 450. I urge you to check it out asap. I hope you have a better outcome.

I reside at the 225 level and feel a ton better now, injecting myself with insulin nightly.

Good luck

Now this is an idea. DIabeetus. :) I'll make a note to look into that.

Perhaps you should visit someone down South, where they are sure to fatten you up with fried delicacies and sugary delights. ;D

HUGS,

Mark


If I headed South, I'd end up in Antarctica. Perhaps emperor penguins can bake! :)

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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #18 on: September 15, 2010, 01:57:01 AM »
Yeah, right. The day I forget to strap on the nosebag is the day you can stick me in my coffin and stamp it "Express Delivery: Straight to Hell."

Perhaps you should visit someone down South, where they are sure to fatten you up with fried delicacies and sugary delights. ;D

HUGS,

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Is this some sort of conspiracy?  I don't want him.  I mean he'd make a lovely pet, but I'm kinda busy lately.

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« Reply #19 on: September 15, 2010, 02:02:44 AM »
I don't want him.  I mean he'd make a lovely pet, but I'm kinda busy lately.

Busy fending off the attentions of the locals eh? I'm told they're so much more vivid in real life. :)

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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2010, 03:36:03 AM »
I hadn't thought about diabetes, but Jeff may have hit on something.

Best get thy glucose checked, O red one.

HUGS,,

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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2010, 03:49:11 AM »
I hadn't thought about diabetes, but Jeff may have hit on something.

Best get thy glucose checked, O red one.

HUGS,,

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Diabetes usually has some other pretty heavy side symptoms though.  The constant urination regardless of the amount of liquid you're taking in being one of them.

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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #22 on: September 15, 2010, 04:07:08 AM »
JeffJ knows what he's talking about.  When my diabetes wasn't under control, I got down to 120, and I'm 5'9".  Hellraiser is also right about the constant urination.  The other things I got when I wasn't controlling my diabetes was excessive thirst, and constant drowsiness.  Of course, that doesn't mean everybody gets every single symptom.  I think checking it out wouldn't hurt, Sweet D.O.   
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« Reply #23 on: September 15, 2010, 04:24:33 PM »
No excessive thirst (well not for water at any rate) nor unusually copious micturation. But I'll ask the Frau to do a blood glucose thingy. Or possible Lady Jayne.

I need an ECG at any rate.

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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #24 on: September 15, 2010, 04:31:37 PM »
No excessive thirst (well not for water at any rate) nor unusually copious micturation. But I'll ask the Frau to do a blood glucose thingy. Or possible Lady Jayne.

I need an ECG at any rate.

MtD

Blood glucose levels are best taken when fasting, which I think means at least 12 hours of no eating or drinking (except water) previous to blood draw.

A thread about Matty's (hungry) arse, how fab.
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« Reply #25 on: September 16, 2010, 03:42:00 AM »
No excessive thirst (well not for water at any rate) nor unusually copious micturation.

Ummm, micturation?  Really?  I mean I know what that means, and perhaps you were just being cute, but quite frankly ew.

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« Reply #26 on: September 16, 2010, 04:37:40 AM »
Ummm, micturation?  Really?  I mean I know what that means, and perhaps you were just being cute, but quite frankly ew.

Micturate off, redneck.

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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #27 on: September 16, 2010, 08:03:24 AM »
Probably I should have posted this in Nutrition but it behoovers me to post it here instead.

Matty the Damned is well known to be a larger gentleman. Both tall (193 cms or 6'4") and of ample girth. He likes this, it gives him an impressive presence as well as a comely decolletage.

...


Am I doomed to be once again the stick thin waif of my teens and twenties? I suppose I could see my
MtD
See a your doctor and make sure it's not serious.  btw, what's wrong with being a waif? 
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« Reply #28 on: September 16, 2010, 08:05:03 AM »
See a your doctor and make sure it's not serious.  btw, what's wrong with being a waif? 

I don't like having to run around in the shower just to get wet.

MtD

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« Reply #29 on: September 16, 2010, 01:36:32 PM »
I'm just adding this here because I can

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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #30 on: September 19, 2010, 06:01:50 AM »
I don't like having to run around in the shower just to get wet.

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Interesting.  Fear of being slim must be in.
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« Reply #31 on: September 19, 2010, 04:34:49 PM »
Interesting.  Fear of being slim must be in.

Nope I'm not so vacuous as to be overly concerned about things like appearance.

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« Reply #32 on: September 19, 2010, 04:39:00 PM »
Nope I'm not so vacuous as to be overly concerned about things like appearance.

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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #33 on: September 26, 2010, 12:12:58 PM »
Nope I'm not so vacuous as to be overly concerned about things like appearance.

MtD
Isn't that what you are talking about "Slim Jim."   ;)
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« Reply #34 on: September 27, 2010, 10:08:38 PM »
lol, mika is awesome.

and in a similar vein...

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« Reply #35 on: September 28, 2010, 12:05:46 AM »
Thinking of ya Matty. Hope you get to the bottom of this.
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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #36 on: September 28, 2010, 12:09:23 AM »
good point. all kidding aside, what's going on with you mtd?
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« Reply #37 on: September 28, 2010, 12:30:37 AM »
good point. all kidding aside, what's going on with you mtd?

My diabolical plans for world domination continue apace.

Oh and my weight sits nicely at 112 kgs and has done for the last week or thereabouts.

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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #38 on: September 28, 2010, 12:57:42 AM »
My diabolical plans for world domination continue apace.

Oh and my weight sits nicely at 112 kgs and has done for the last week or thereabouts.

MtD

That would put you at about 147 pounds, quite bit less than you mentioned earlier.

Are you trying to loose weight in anticipation of Speedo weather in Oz?

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« Reply #39 on: September 28, 2010, 01:06:25 AM »
That would put you at about 147 pounds, quite bit less than you mentioned earlier.

Are you trying to loose weight in anticipation of Speedo weather in Oz?

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I think you mean ~247 lbs, Comrade. :)

Not trying to lose any weight, just lost it. But things seem to be stable right now. Also there is an Act of the NSW Parliament forbidding me to wear speedos no matter what the weather.

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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #40 on: September 28, 2010, 01:08:17 AM »
I think you mean ~247 lbs, Comrade. :)

Not trying to lose any weight, just lost it. But things seem to be stable right now. Also there is an Act of the NSW Parliament forbidding me to wear speedos no matter what the weather.

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« Reply #41 on: September 28, 2010, 01:28:06 AM »
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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #42 on: September 28, 2010, 03:25:57 AM »
I think you mean ~247 lbs, Comrade. :)

Not trying to lose any weight, just lost it. But things seem to be stable right now. Also there is an Act of the NSW Parliament forbidding me to wear speedos no matter what the weather.

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due to the pandemonium that broke out the last time you wore speedos i'll take it :)
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oct09 cd4 ...; vl 23,350; cd4% 31.6
mar10 cd4 408; vl 59,050; cd4% 31.4
aug10 cd4 328; vl 80,000; cd4% 19.3 STARTED ATRIPLA
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« Reply #43 on: September 28, 2010, 03:30:29 AM »
due to the pandemonium that broke out the last time you wore speedos i'll take it :)

There was some fuss, this is true.


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« Reply #44 on: September 28, 2010, 09:14:04 AM »
I think you mean ~247 lbs, Comrade. :)

Not trying to lose any weight, just lost it. But things seem to be stable right now. Also there is an Act of the NSW Parliament forbidding me to wear speedos no matter what the weather.

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Re: My Big Fat Arse or The Amazing Shrinking Matty
« Reply #45 on: September 28, 2010, 01:45:58 PM »
I hope you get it figured out and that it's nothing serious. 

On a somewhat related note to your OP... back in the day, when I was about 15 years younger, worked out (still do), and was on Adderall (still am), I could eat about anything I wanted and would not gain weight, which was wonderful.  At 5'10" and 168 lbs, I was in great shape.  This one particular waitress where I worked used to always comment on how much I ate and didn't gain weight (she had the opposite problem with her weight).  I would tell her that it was my tapeworm keeping me thing.  I think she actually believed it, as I heard her telling somebody that I had worms!  I never told her any differently, though it was primarily all the exercise keeping me in shape. 
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« Reply #46 on: September 30, 2010, 09:19:37 PM »
Probably I should have posted this in Nutrition but it behoovers me to post it here instead.

Matty the Damned is well known to be a larger gentleman. Both tall (193 cms or 6'4") and of ample girth. He likes this, it gives him an impressive presence as well as a comely decolletage.

All things to which a country boy should aspire.

Last Thursday I clocked in at a substantial 119 kgs (that's 262 lbs for those who use quaint American measures); a weight I have sustained for about 12 months.

Excellent thought I. Until the start of this week.

On Monday I had dropped to 115 kgs (253 lbs).

Today (Wednesday) I've dwindled to 114 kgs (251 lbs).

That's 5 good decent metric kilogrammes (11.1 lbs) in less than a week for no apparent reason.

I've changed nothing in my diet (neither quantity nor quality) and I've not been indulging in any serious physcial exertions.

Am I doomed to be once again the stick thin waif of my teens and twenties? Do I have cancer? Maybe a tapeworm? Daemonic possession? My tiny mind boggles, it does.

I suppose I could see my doctor but I figured that ill-informed speculation would be much more fun and in that spirit I turn to you lot for answers.

Advise me, Living With -- what the greasy poop is going on?

:)

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« Reply #47 on: September 30, 2010, 10:09:56 PM »
So sweetheart, I take it that you are ok and there is noting to worry about?

I have not entirely faded to a shadow and, whilst there is always something to worry about, there is no need for wide spread (!) panic in the immediate future.

At most a little localised anxiety, but nothing more.

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« Reply #48 on: October 01, 2010, 01:23:45 PM »
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That's 5 good decent metric kilogrammes (11.1 lbs) in less than a week for no apparent reason.

Maybe you have worms...diabetes, worms, cancer, etc etc. Take your pick, I am sure the doscs will do umpteen tests n get to the bottom of it (so to speak)

Good luck whatever it is.

Here's thinking of you(r shrinking ass).

Hopefully you won't be subjected to an endoscopy and accompanying DVD for posteriety/lawyers.

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« Reply #49 on: October 01, 2010, 07:32:50 PM »
I released a marvelous 15" solid long turd early this morning, followed by four hours of liquid shit (not sure how one can go from one extreme to the other but...) and wouldn't you know I dropped 5 lbs today?
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« Reply #50 on: October 01, 2010, 07:45:18 PM »
I released a marvelous 15" solid long turd early this morning, followed by four hours of liquid shit (not sure how one can go from one extreme to the other but...) and wouldn't you know I dropped 5 lbs today?

My brother and I used to call 15'' ones gators when we were kids , my mom was really happy when we grew out of our proud poo phase .

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« Reply #51 on: October 01, 2010, 09:12:10 PM »
I seriously contemplated taking a photo of this one, it was that impressive.  I have one of those new toilets that have hardly any water in them, plus it's a small model due to the size of my bathroom so the turd managed to curl itself up nicely like something you'd see in a Turd Catalogue, if such a thing were to exist.
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« Reply #52 on: October 01, 2010, 09:48:49 PM »
I seriously contemplated taking a photo of this one, it was that impressive.  I have one of those new toilets that have hardly any water in them, plus it's a small model due to the size of my bathroom so the turd managed to curl itself up nicely like something you'd see in a Turd Catalogue, if such a thing were to exist.

Oh, if you can imagine it, you know somewhere in Germany someone already has the domain name locked down.

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« Reply #53 on: October 01, 2010, 10:55:23 PM »
I seriously contemplated taking a photo of this one, it was that impressive.  I have one of those new toilets that have hardly any water in them, plus it's a small model due to the size of my bathroom so the turd managed to curl itself up nicely like something you'd see in a Turd Catalogue, if such a thing were to exist.

I know you are sad you didn't take a photo to remember it by but just try and go on living your life to the fullest and not stay stuck in the past . That turd will live on in your heart forever as the one that got away . Stay strong my friend . 

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« Reply #54 on: October 02, 2010, 02:45:32 AM »
I know you are sad you didn't take a photo to remember it by but just try and go on living your life to the fullest and not stay stuck in the past . That turd will live on in your heart forever as the one that got away . Stay strong my friend . 

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« Reply #55 on: October 02, 2010, 04:19:19 AM »
Did you at least name it before you flushed it?
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« Reply #56 on: October 02, 2010, 07:42:10 AM »
You guys need to stop shitting all over Matilda's thread. It stinks enough in here already.
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« Reply #57 on: October 02, 2010, 08:43:21 AM »
I have not entirely faded to a shadow and, whilst there is always something to worry about, there is no need for wide spread (!) panic in the immediate future.

At most a little localised anxiety, but nothing more.

MtD
As long as you are healthy, that is what is important.  The thought that it maybe something more serious concerns me.  I hope that, truly, all is well.  

As for the 15" of mass destruction, congrats I think.  ( apparently you can take it...  ;) )  Hopefully it is not a precursor of something serious either.  In any case, I never heard anyone bragging about such a things before, but there is always a first time.
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« Reply #58 on: October 02, 2010, 08:53:12 AM »
As for the 15" of mass destruction, congrats I think.  ( apparently you can take it...  ;) )  Hopefully it is not a precursor of something serious either.  In any case, I never heard anyone bragging about such a things before, but there is always a first time.

Yeah, I've read some of your ZOMG I'M TOO FAT thread and I've got no doubt that this shit confuzzles you.

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« Reply #59 on: October 02, 2010, 09:26:24 AM »
Did you at least name it before you flushed it?

Yeah, I called it "Large & In Charge Ann"
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« Reply #60 on: October 02, 2010, 10:03:28 AM »
Yeah, I called it "Large & In Charge Ann"

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« Reply #61 on: October 03, 2010, 07:19:07 AM »
Consider yourself shitcanned, Missy.
OMG!!!  Such language from such a nice lady...  lol
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« Reply #62 on: October 03, 2010, 12:46:38 PM »
OMG!!!  Such language from such a nice lady...  lol

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« Reply #63 on: October 03, 2010, 01:30:23 PM »
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« Reply #64 on: October 06, 2010, 03:01:07 AM »
Yes, I should watch my fucking language! My apologies.
ROFL again... you never cease to amaze... lol
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« Reply #65 on: October 12, 2010, 12:58:14 AM »
I released a marvelous 15" solid long turd early this morning, followed by four hours of liquid shit (not sure how one can go from one extreme to the other but...) and wouldn't you know I dropped 5 lbs today?
They have a chart for that.  

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« Reply #66 on: October 12, 2010, 01:19:04 AM »
They have a chart for that.  Spoiler alert!!!  This is not for the faint of heart:  http://hubpages.com/hub/Have-you-examined-your-stools-poo-lately

Such a fascinating page.  A coprophile's heaven.
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« Reply #67 on: October 12, 2010, 04:21:04 PM »
They have a chart for that.  

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yes, I read it. I was most concerned about their description of a normal stool as not having a strong taste. I think I will just accept their word on that front

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« Reply #68 on: October 12, 2010, 07:22:03 PM »
My brother and I used to call 15'' ones gators when we were kids , my mom was really happy when we grew out of our proud poo phase .

I call them wrap-arounds, and like you, I am truly proud of them.  Sometimes remembering an old shit for comparison with a new shit can be difficult..... and sad.  I hate getting older and not remembering momentous shits I've taken in the past.
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« Reply #69 on: October 19, 2010, 04:17:59 AM »
feeling better dear?
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