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Author Topic: 9 signs your husband is gay  (Read 1743 times)

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Offline Hellraiser

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9 signs your husband is gay
« on: August 20, 2010, 10:34:45 AM »
Oh this shit is rich, I thought this was a joke when someone linked it to me...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/18/signs-your-husband-is-gay_n_687160.html?ref=fb&src=sp#s128660

Huffington does post it facetiously, but ChristWire was being literal of course.
« Last Edit: August 20, 2010, 10:36:45 AM by Hellraiser »

Offline Ann

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Re: 9 signs your husband is gay
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2010, 11:03:10 AM »
Sign number ten....

You and your husband are both men. ;D
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Offline mecch

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Re: 9 signs your husband is gay
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2010, 11:10:21 AM »
My favorite:

"Does your man disappear on drinking binges for long hours without answering his cell phone? Is there a strange odor about him when he returns, some strange mix of cigarettes and gel? Does he cry frequently?"

some strange mix of cigarettes and gel??? WTF?  no poppers? ball sweat? assy smell?

When I was a teenager, there was this cologne I only smelled on older guys I thought were gay.  Must have been cigarettes and crisco, little did I know.  (What was that cologne - Kuoros?)
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Offline GSOgymrat

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Re: 9 signs your husband is gay
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2010, 01:34:23 PM »
"Gay men use the gym as a place to socialize and to have secret liaisons in the bathrooms. If your man returns from the gym too exhausted to talk or have sex, that is a worrisome sign."

It's funny 'cause it's true.  ;D

... and if he is so exhausted he can't talk it much have been really good sex! :D

Offline OneTampa

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Re: 9 signs your husband is gay
« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2010, 07:55:12 PM »
I like the comment about "...having a boyfriend or a 'misteress'..." :)
« Last Edit: August 21, 2010, 07:57:35 PM by OneTampa »
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Re: 9 signs your husband is gay
« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2010, 08:24:05 PM »
"Gay men use the gym as a place to socialize and to have secret liaisons in the bathrooms. If your man returns from the gym too exhausted to talk or have sex, that is a worrisome sign."

It's funny 'cause it's true.  ;D

... and if he is so exhausted he can't talk it much have been really good sex! :D

Then There only one thing left to do to him ( if he is so exhausted) turn him over and plow the shit outta him  ;D
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Offline OneTampa

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Re: 9 signs your husband is gay
« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2010, 09:37:41 PM »
...while blaring Lady Gaga's new hit on the stereo: "I Feel A Lovely Set of Coconuts!".. ;D
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