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Offline wtfimpoz

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sooooo...horny...
« on: July 17, 2010, 06:37:41 PM »
I tested poz a month and a half ago.  Since then, I've endured my longest spell without sex in my adult life.  I actually just broke past the 5 weeks I endured after briefly moving back in with my parents after graduating college.  Hand jobs and sex toys aren't cutting it.  I find my mind wandering to sex.  I get erections all the time.  I masturbate like 5-10X a day, and i still can't stop thinking about sex.  My eyes wander to coworkers, the landscapers at work, random strangers.  Its becoming a distraction.  Does anyone have any suggestions to deal with a horrific case of the hornies?

09/01/2009-neg
mid april, 2010, "flu like illness".
06/01/2010-weakly reactive ELISA, indeterminant WB
06/06/2010-reactive ELISA, confirmed positive.

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Offline Cliff

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2010, 06:43:50 PM »
Get laid.

Offline wtfimpoz

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2010, 06:50:55 PM »
suggestions that don't involve sex?  Or chemical castration?
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mid april, 2010, "flu like illness".
06/01/2010-weakly reactive ELISA, indeterminant WB
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Offline Rev. Moon

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2010, 06:51:03 PM »
Pay a visit to your local bath-house.
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Offline GSOgymrat

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2010, 06:51:49 PM »
Five weeks without sex...

why I have no idea what that is like. ::)

Offline BlueMoon

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2010, 08:08:44 PM »
I tested poz a month and a half ago.  Since then, I've endured my longest spell without sex in my adult life.  I actually just broke past the 5 weeks I endured after briefly moving back in with my parents after graduating college.  


That's, um . . . tragic, I guess?
...................VL.....CD4.....%
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05/10-- ......<48.....290.....46
02/10-- ......<48.....481.....44
10/09-- ......<48.....277.....46
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05/09-- ........51.....449.....39
03/09-- Added Isentress
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11/08-- ........62.....242.....40
08/08-- ........66.....212.....29
05/08-- ......202.....217.....27
03/08-- ....5210.....187.....21
02/08-- Began Truvada/Reyataz/Norvir
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Offline wtfimpoz

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2010, 08:27:34 PM »
That's, um . . . tragic, I guess?


Its really more of a reflection on what a ridiculous slut I've been.  I'm serious though when I'm asking for ideas in helping the problem.  Cold showers?
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mid april, 2010, "flu like illness".
06/01/2010-weakly reactive ELISA, indeterminant WB
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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2010, 08:39:14 PM »
The only real and lasting solution to being horny is getting laid. Sorry, but that's just how it is. I guess you're fucked - or should be. ;D
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Offline HippieLady

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2010, 08:42:13 PM »
Wear a rubber band around your wrist and snap yourself when you get a naughty thought.  The harder you snap yourself the quicker you'll train your brain to think outta the gutter.

I don't know if this works from personal experience, but when the Morman missionaries used to come to my house back in the day one of them did that to keep the naughty thoughts away.  ;)
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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2010, 09:19:56 PM »
Hi wtf,

an old fuck bud would work  ;)

max
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12/09: cd4 568, cd4% 33, vl 2,690
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Offline skeebo1969

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2010, 12:31:08 AM »



    Do you live near any farms?
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Offline wtfimpoz

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2010, 01:09:03 AM »
I have cats, why?
09/01/2009-neg
mid april, 2010, "flu like illness".
06/01/2010-weakly reactive ELISA, indeterminant WB
06/06/2010-reactive ELISA, confirmed positive.

DATE       CD4     %     VL
07/15/10  423     33    88k
08/28/10  489     19    189k
09/06/10-Started ATRIPLA
09/15/10  420     38    1400
11/21/10  517     25    51

Offline tednlou2

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2010, 02:07:05 AM »
Ya gotta get ya some.  I wish my sex drive was about a quarter of what you describe.  I can't imagine jerking it 10 times a day.  Wow!  It is tenderized. 

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2010, 03:58:54 AM »
Antidepressents + propecia.

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2010, 09:03:45 AM »


    Do you live near any farms?

 ;D
1/86 - 6/08 (annually): neg elisa
7/09: pos elisa/pos wb
8/09: cd4 560, cd4% 35, vl 13,050
12/09: cd4 568, cd4% 33, vl 2,690
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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2010, 09:28:58 AM »
Do you live near any farms?

I have cats, why?

No no no, he's talking larger animals, like sheep.

There's an old joke here where I live....

What do you call a sheep tied to a fence?

Leisure center.

:D
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I masturbate like 5-10X a day
« Reply #16 on: July 18, 2010, 09:53:08 AM »
Before the testing could be as demanding as 2-3 times

after testing I was like you : I masturbated like 5-10X a day; also my sperm had somehow changes in texture and appearance (more white, more foam-like)

starting meds cooled me down a lot ! (a bit of stomach upset at the beginning did help too!!!)

I'm getting back to normal, I'm still a bit tired with the whole thing and therefore I kind of stay home...

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #17 on: July 18, 2010, 10:42:24 AM »
I find my mind wandering to sex.  I get erections all the time.
nothing wrong with that. I'm 48, think about sex a lot and usually masturbate several times a day.
(though 10x a day actually sounds a bit painful :D to be honest, it also sounds a little disingenuous. Ten times a day means you're beating off approx every hour and a half.)

I tested poz a month and a half ago.  Since then, I've endured my longest spell without sex in my adult life.  I actually just broke past the 5 weeks I endured after briefly moving back in with my parents after graduating college.
I used to have actual sex much more frequently and just went through my longest spell without sex (about 2 yrs). But that was because of some extraordinary issues. During that time my partner got terribly ill (his sex drive dried up about 6 months before we realized how ill he was), he was hospitalized and then passed away. Of course, I spent a lot of time after that not having sex as I was dealing with depression and working hard on putting my life back together (not to mention my sex partner was now gone). Living at my mom's house now, I've been having sex again; but in other places and certainly not here. ::) ;D

I masturbate like 5-10X a day, and i still can't stop thinking about sex.  My eyes wander to coworkers, the landscapers at work, random strangers.
But now to the actual matter at hand, so to speak. :D I mentioned earlier that 10x a day sounds like quite a bit and equals masturbating nearly every hour and a half. Are you taking time out of your work day then to whack off? Perhaps you should ask your boss for more duties, so you don't waste company time while you're in the john beating off in the stalls. Back home then you could spend more time helping your parents with odd-jobs around the house. In general what I'm suggesting, since you asked for suggestions to help you in this situation, is that you should get rid of that idle time (and excess stamina) doing something constructive to keep your hands, and mind, busy on something else rather than playing with yourself. ;)
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That I live and you are gone.
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There's a pain goes on and on.
Empty chairs at empty tables
Where my friends will meet no more.

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #18 on: July 18, 2010, 10:57:56 AM »
Nobody masturbates ten times a day.  That doesn't pass the sniff test, sorry.
"Iíve slept with enough men to know that Iím not gay"

Offline next2u

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #19 on: July 18, 2010, 12:05:44 PM »
fulfill your fantasies. sounds like you've been given a hormonal godsend :)
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feb08 cd4  694;  vl 16,160; cd4% 50.1
may08 cd4 546; vl 91,480; cd4% 32
aug08 cd4 576; vl 48,190; cd4% 40.7
dec08 cd4 559; vl 63,020; cd4% 29.4
feb09 cd4 464; vl 11,000; cd4% 26
may09 cd4 544; vl 29,710; cd4% 27.2
oct09 cd4 ...; vl 23,350; cd4% 31.6
mar10 cd4 408; vl 59,050; cd4% 31.4
aug10 cd4 328; vl 80,000; cd4% 19.3 STARTED ATRIPLA
oct10 cd4 423; vl 410 ;); cd4% 30.2
jun11 cd4 439; vl <20 ;); cd4% 33.8 <-Undetectable!
mar12 cd4 695; vl ud; cd4% 38.6
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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #20 on: July 18, 2010, 12:18:44 PM »
Nobody masturbates ten times a day.  That doesn't pass the sniff test, sorry.

Once in junior high and I haven't come anywhere near to that since then.  On a daily basis however is a totally different story.  I too don't believe that, but there are a lot of things I don't believe on here.

And Ann, I was going to quote both of those and say "Do you feel a draft over your head?"  but the site was acting funny and I was tired so I let it go.

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2010, 12:38:59 PM »
When I'm hungry I eat.  When I'm thirsty I drink.  When I'm horny I have sex. 

Did I miss it,  or is there a reason you're not having sex?

One of the many advantages of being gay is that sex is always readily available.
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt."

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2010, 12:40:49 PM »
My advice is this:  If you're a top, find a nice ass and fuck your brains out.  If you're a bottom, find a guy with a nice cock and fuck your brains out.  Be safe of course!

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #23 on: July 18, 2010, 12:56:15 PM »
And Ann, I was going to quote both of those and say "Do you feel a draft over your head?"  but the site was acting funny and I was tired so I let it go.

Do you feel a bat over your head? ;D
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Offline GSOgymrat

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Re: I masturbate like 5-10X a day
« Reply #24 on: July 18, 2010, 04:50:19 PM »
I masturbated like 5-10X a day;
nothing wrong with that. I'm 48, think about sex a lot and usually masturbate several times a day.


Who has that kind of time? I do well to brush my teeth several times a day much less brush... other things.

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Re: I masturbate like 5-10X a day
« Reply #25 on: July 18, 2010, 04:54:17 PM »
Who has that kind of time? I do well to brush my teeth several times a day much less brush... other things.

I could help you out.

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Re: I masturbate like 5-10X a day
« Reply #26 on: July 18, 2010, 05:32:53 PM »
Who has that kind of time? I do well to brush my teeth several times a day much less brush... other things.
well come on and get with the program. ;) :D
I have good oral hygiene too and still have time ;)
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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #27 on: July 18, 2010, 05:35:57 PM »
Nobody masturbates ten times a day.  That doesn't pass the sniff test, sorry.

This thread inspired me. I tried to break whatthefawk's record. Got bored by the third time so I went jogging instead.
"I have tried hard--but life is difficult, and I am a very useless person. I can hardly be said to have an independent existence. I was just a screw or a cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else."

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #28 on: July 18, 2010, 05:56:08 PM »
This thread inspired me. I tried to break whatthefawk's record. Got bored by the third time so I went jogging instead.

The sniff test I mentioned... well, I'd really hate to drudge up "that" web site on here again.
« Last Edit: July 20, 2010, 12:42:51 AM by Miss Philicia »
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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #29 on: July 18, 2010, 06:23:00 PM »
The sniff test I mentioned... well, I'd really hate to drudge up "that" web site on here again.  But if you insist!...

I'm disappointed in you Philicia. I thought you'd have the wontons to inline that pic.

MtD

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #30 on: July 18, 2010, 06:26:25 PM »
Don't you have other things to do apart from think about shagging.

Wow , you sure must have a lot of time on your hands.

How boring.

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #31 on: July 18, 2010, 06:38:25 PM »
Don't you have other things to do apart from think about shagging.

Wow , you sure must have a lot of time on your hands.

How boring.

I assume you're referring to the OP or Philicia.

I don't spend all my time thinking about shagging. I also think about revenge.

MtD

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #32 on: July 18, 2010, 09:02:05 PM »
trust me... i feel the same way.. and I have a boyrfriend that can fuck like crazy. I still can't get enough.

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #33 on: July 18, 2010, 09:06:15 PM »
I'm disappointed in you Philicia. I thought you'd have the wontons to inline that pic.

And of course he would have been.... er..... shit-canned if he had. :)
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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #34 on: July 18, 2010, 11:25:05 PM »
use a cantalope microwave 30 second  damn thats hot
not that I would know :)

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #35 on: July 19, 2010, 01:05:37 AM »
use a cantalope microwave 30 second  damn thats hot
not that I would know :)

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12/09: cd4 568, cd4% 33, vl 2,690
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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #36 on: July 19, 2010, 01:09:18 AM »
Problem with microwaves, they cook things unpredictably.  I can imagine it seeming "body temperature" at one end of the fruit, only to find out its boiling at another.
09/01/2009-neg
mid april, 2010, "flu like illness".
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06/06/2010-reactive ELISA, confirmed positive.

DATE       CD4     %     VL
07/15/10  423     33    88k
08/28/10  489     19    189k
09/06/10-Started ATRIPLA
09/15/10  420     38    1400
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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #37 on: July 19, 2010, 10:24:53 AM »
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"...health will finally be seen not as a blessing to be wished for, but as a human right to be fought for." Kofi Annan

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. Mignon McLaughlin

HIV is certainly character-building. It's made me see all of the shallow things we cling to, like ego and vanity. Of course, I'd rather have a few more T-cells and a little less character. Randy Shilts

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #38 on: July 19, 2010, 10:48:25 AM »
  Does anyone have any suggestions to deal with a horrific case of the hornies?


Yes. You need to come to San Antonio ASAP. I am a self trained Sex therapist and I am certain I can help you with your problem.

Your welcome.

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #39 on: July 19, 2010, 10:54:19 AM »
Yes. You need to come to San Antonio ASAP. I am a self trained Sex therapist and I am certain I can help you with your problem.


And what if he turns out to be butt ugly? Last week you decided to marry greasy Jesus; this week you're offering sex therapy to strangers. My my my, your standards are dropping, wumpie.
"I have tried hard--but life is difficult, and I am a very useless person. I can hardly be said to have an independent existence. I was just a screw or a cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else."

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #40 on: July 19, 2010, 11:08:30 AM »
And what if he turns out to be butt ugly? Last week you decided to marry greasy Jesus; this week you're offering sex therapy to strangers. My my my, your standards are dropping, wumpie.

The word "All comers" comes to mind.

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #41 on: July 19, 2010, 11:16:00 AM »
The word "All comers" comes to mind.

...this from Truck Stop Suzy.

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Last Labs-
6/25/13 CD4- 1036, UD,
2/4/13, CD4 - 489, UD, 28%
8/9/12, CD4 not taken, UD.
2/13/12, CD4- 904, UD 42%

Current Meds: Prezista/Epzicom/ Norvir
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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #42 on: July 19, 2010, 11:17:05 AM »
...this from Truck Stop Suzy.

-Will

I prefer Susan thank you

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #43 on: July 19, 2010, 11:27:08 AM »
Yes. You need to come to San Antonio ASAP. I am a self trained Sex therapist and I am certain I can help you with your problem.

Your welcome.

-Will


LMFAO thanks for hte offer.  I know it was a joke, but in a weird way it really does make me feel better. :)
09/01/2009-neg
mid april, 2010, "flu like illness".
06/01/2010-weakly reactive ELISA, indeterminant WB
06/06/2010-reactive ELISA, confirmed positive.

DATE       CD4     %     VL
07/15/10  423     33    88k
08/28/10  489     19    189k
09/06/10-Started ATRIPLA
09/15/10  420     38    1400
11/21/10  517     25    51

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #44 on: July 19, 2010, 01:02:17 PM »
Only before.

lmao...girl, you are a clever one!  ;D
1/86 - 6/08 (annually): neg elisa
7/09: pos elisa/pos wb
8/09: cd4 560, cd4% 35, vl 13,050
12/09: cd4 568, cd4% 33, vl 2,690
4/10: cd4 557, cd4% 29.3, vl 6,440
7/10: cd4 562, cd4% 29.6, vl 3,780

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #45 on: July 19, 2010, 01:05:49 PM »
Yes. You need to come to San Antonio ASAP. I am a self trained Sex therapist and I am certain I can help you with your problem.

-Will


i dunno, will. those guns are mighty appealing but rumor has it that your pussy bites  ;)

how is lil mattie btw?
1/86 - 6/08 (annually): neg elisa
7/09: pos elisa/pos wb
8/09: cd4 560, cd4% 35, vl 13,050
12/09: cd4 568, cd4% 33, vl 2,690
4/10: cd4 557, cd4% 29.3, vl 6,440
7/10: cd4 562, cd4% 29.6, vl 3,780

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #46 on: July 19, 2010, 02:30:53 PM »
Yes, tis true, my pussy bites but I'm in intensive training with it to break it of the nasty habit.  ;D

And yes little Matty is settling down quite well (unlike our her namesake here on the Forums). But just like her namesake my Matty likes to suck on ears.

-Will
POZ since '08

Last Labs-
6/25/13 CD4- 1036, UD,
2/4/13, CD4 - 489, UD, 28%
8/9/12, CD4 not taken, UD.
2/13/12, CD4- 904, UD 42%

Current Meds: Prezista/Epzicom/ Norvir
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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #47 on: July 19, 2010, 03:49:05 PM »
Yes, tis true, my pussy bites but I'm in intensive training with it to break it of the nasty habit.  ;D

ROFLMAO  ;D

well, i'm glad to hear that your capacity as 'pussy whisperer' is effective...
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1/86 - 6/08 (annually): neg elisa
7/09: pos elisa/pos wb
8/09: cd4 560, cd4% 35, vl 13,050
12/09: cd4 568, cd4% 33, vl 2,690
4/10: cd4 557, cd4% 29.3, vl 6,440
7/10: cd4 562, cd4% 29.6, vl 3,780

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #48 on: July 19, 2010, 04:13:13 PM »

well, i'm glad to hear that your capacity as 'pussy whisperer' is effective...

Whutdafuk,

Now there's your solution. I'm sure that all this talk about pussy will make the hornies go away. 
"I have tried hard--but life is difficult, and I am a very useless person. I can hardly be said to have an independent existence. I was just a screw or a cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else."

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Re: sooooo...horny...
« Reply #49 on: July 19, 2010, 05:20:16 PM »
Whutdafuk,

Now there's your solution. I'm sure that all this talk about pussy will make the hornies go away. 

Luckily my wife stayed home from work today...  and we've been very bad.  I still have flavor on my mustache as I type this!  Anyone horny now?
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