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Author Topic: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)  (Read 2529 times)

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Offline Miss Philicia

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"You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« on: February 18, 2010, 09:15:31 PM »
Uh, someone look into this and report back to me... k?

http://www.realtouch.com/dispatcher/home



SELF PUMPING LUBE RESERVOIR!  ALL VIA USB CONNECTION!  

It's like a Fleshjack but when the porn actors cum you cum too!  And all for $199.95!  Evidently it was designed by a NASA engineer, so there goes your tax dollars.

edit: I enjoyed how the man in the demo video was sporting a wedding ring

PLEASE NOTE: not Mac compatible!
« Last Edit: February 18, 2010, 09:25:32 PM by Miss Philicia »
"Iíve slept with enough men to know that Iím not gay"

Offline next2u

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Re: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2010, 09:24:13 PM »
no fucking way and how do you come across this shit?
midapr07 - seroconversion
sept07 - tested poz
oct07 cd4 1013; vl 13,900; cd4% 41
feb08 cd4  694;  vl 16,160; cd4% 50.1
may08 cd4 546; vl 91,480; cd4% 32
aug08 cd4 576; vl 48,190; cd4% 40.7
dec08 cd4 559; vl 63,020; cd4% 29.4
feb09 cd4 464; vl 11,000; cd4% 26
may09 cd4 544; vl 29,710; cd4% 27.2
oct09 cd4 ...; vl 23,350; cd4% 31.6
mar10 cd4 408; vl 59,050; cd4% 31.4
aug10 cd4 328; vl 80,000; cd4% 19.3 STARTED ATRIPLA
oct10 cd4 423; vl 410 ;); cd4% 30.2
jun11 cd4 439; vl <20 ;); cd4% 33.8 <-Undetectable!
mar12 cd4 695; vl ud; cd4% 38.6
jan13 cd4 738; vl ud; cd4% 36.8
aug13 cd4 930; vl ud; cd4% 44.3
jan14 cd4 813; vl ud; cd4% 42.8
may14 cd4 783; vl *; cd4%43.5

Offline WillyWump

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Re: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2010, 09:30:13 PM »
"Soft pliable belts replicate a variety of sex acts", all for 199.95

But cant I replicate a variety of sex acts with 4 hustlers for 199.95?
POZ since '08

Last Labs-
6/3/14 CD4- 736, UD 34%
6/25/13 CD4- 1036, UD,
2/4/13, CD4 - 489, UD, 28%

Current Meds: Prezista/Epzicom/ Norvir
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Offline OneTampa

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Re: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2010, 09:33:34 PM »
At first glance, I thought the object was a Mayan ceremonial urn unearthed from a recent dig and cleaned for museum display ;)
"He is my oldest child. The shy and retiring one over there with the Haitian headdress serving pescaŪto frito."

Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2010, 09:40:13 PM »
"Soft pliable belts replicate a variety of sex acts", all for 199.95

But cant I replicate a variety of sex acts with 4 hustlers for 199.95?

Obviously boys in TexASS are cheap if they're only scoring $50/hr
"Iíve slept with enough men to know that Iím not gay"

Offline next2u

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Re: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2010, 09:43:48 PM »
maybe we should move to texas.
midapr07 - seroconversion
sept07 - tested poz
oct07 cd4 1013; vl 13,900; cd4% 41
feb08 cd4  694;  vl 16,160; cd4% 50.1
may08 cd4 546; vl 91,480; cd4% 32
aug08 cd4 576; vl 48,190; cd4% 40.7
dec08 cd4 559; vl 63,020; cd4% 29.4
feb09 cd4 464; vl 11,000; cd4% 26
may09 cd4 544; vl 29,710; cd4% 27.2
oct09 cd4 ...; vl 23,350; cd4% 31.6
mar10 cd4 408; vl 59,050; cd4% 31.4
aug10 cd4 328; vl 80,000; cd4% 19.3 STARTED ATRIPLA
oct10 cd4 423; vl 410 ;); cd4% 30.2
jun11 cd4 439; vl <20 ;); cd4% 33.8 <-Undetectable!
mar12 cd4 695; vl ud; cd4% 38.6
jan13 cd4 738; vl ud; cd4% 36.8
aug13 cd4 930; vl ud; cd4% 44.3
jan14 cd4 813; vl ud; cd4% 42.8
may14 cd4 783; vl *; cd4%43.5

Offline WillyWump

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Re: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2010, 09:45:27 PM »
Obviously boys in TexASS are cheap if they're only scoring $50/hr

Well I've heard that if you breeze by the Greyhound Station after the "hustler rush hour" you can get the low hanging fruit for $50. But I cannot confirm that.
POZ since '08

Last Labs-
6/3/14 CD4- 736, UD 34%
6/25/13 CD4- 1036, UD,
2/4/13, CD4 - 489, UD, 28%

Current Meds: Prezista/Epzicom/ Norvir
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Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2010, 10:01:49 PM »
maybe we should move to texas.

Oh, Miss P knows where to find the cheap crack head ho's up here.  Buy them a bag and take them to Stall #13 at the Sansom Street Cinema and you're good to go.
« Last Edit: February 18, 2010, 10:13:28 PM by Miss Philicia »
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Offline komnaes

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Re: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2010, 10:09:31 PM »
Not really bottom friendly though.. pass.. ;D
Aug 07 Diagnosed
Oct 07 CD4=446(19%) Feb 08 CD4=421(19%)
Jun 08 CD4=325(22%) Jul 08 CD4=301(18%)
Sep 08 CD4=257/VL=75,000 Oct 08 CD4=347(16%)
Dec 08 CD4=270(16%)
Jan 09 CD4=246(13%)/VL=10,000
Feb 09 CD4=233(15%)/VL=13,000
Started meds Sustiva/Epzicom
May 09 CD4=333(24%)/VL=650
Aug 09 CD4=346(24%)/VL=UD
Nov 09 CD4=437(26%)/VL=UD
Feb 10 CD4=471(31%)/VL=UD
June 10 CD4=517 (28%)/VL=UD
Sept 10 CD4=687 (31%)/VL=UD
Jan 11 CD4=557 (30%)/VL=UD
April 11 CD4=569 (32%)/VL=UD
Switched to Epizcom, Reyataz and Norvir
(Interrupted for 2 months with only Epizcom & Reyataz)
July 11 CD=520 (28%)/VL=UD
Oct 11 CD=771 (31%)/VL=UD(<30)
April 12 CD=609 (28%)/VL=UD(<20)
Aug 12 CD=657 (29%)/VL=UD(<20)
Dec 12 CD=532 (31%)/VL=UD(<20)
May 13 CD=567 (31%)/VL=UD(<20)
Jan 14 CD=521 (21%)/VL=UD(<50)

Offline StacheBC

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Re: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2010, 10:12:44 PM »
I think I'd have problems getting my lips around that...  I'd be afraid to chip a tooth.  ;)

Offline Alain

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Re: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2010, 10:17:58 PM »
PLEASE NOTE: not Mac compatible!

Damn! I guess we're out of luck! ;D

Offline next2u

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Re: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2010, 10:26:09 PM »
damn philly, i can't believe u went there. i thought we didn't talk about these things publicly.

hehehe...girl...u went there.
midapr07 - seroconversion
sept07 - tested poz
oct07 cd4 1013; vl 13,900; cd4% 41
feb08 cd4  694;  vl 16,160; cd4% 50.1
may08 cd4 546; vl 91,480; cd4% 32
aug08 cd4 576; vl 48,190; cd4% 40.7
dec08 cd4 559; vl 63,020; cd4% 29.4
feb09 cd4 464; vl 11,000; cd4% 26
may09 cd4 544; vl 29,710; cd4% 27.2
oct09 cd4 ...; vl 23,350; cd4% 31.6
mar10 cd4 408; vl 59,050; cd4% 31.4
aug10 cd4 328; vl 80,000; cd4% 19.3 STARTED ATRIPLA
oct10 cd4 423; vl 410 ;); cd4% 30.2
jun11 cd4 439; vl <20 ;); cd4% 33.8 <-Undetectable!
mar12 cd4 695; vl ud; cd4% 38.6
jan13 cd4 738; vl ud; cd4% 36.8
aug13 cd4 930; vl ud; cd4% 44.3
jan14 cd4 813; vl ud; cd4% 42.8
may14 cd4 783; vl *; cd4%43.5

Offline GNYC09

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Re: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2010, 10:27:16 PM »
sorry, I didn't even see it.  I couldn't stop staring at those crazy French nails!  :-\

Offline GSOgymrat

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Re: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2010, 11:41:46 PM »
Rotating belts... heating elements... hydrolics pumps... If you think I'm sticking Mr. Happy in that technological Iron Maiden you're crazy!

Offline Hellraiser

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Re: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2010, 11:47:20 PM »
Rotating belts... heating elements... hydrolics pumps... If you think I'm sticking Mr. Happy in that technological Iron Maiden you're crazy!


I've put mine in more dangerous places.

Offline GSOgymrat

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Re: "You never have to leave the house again." (NSFW)
« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2010, 11:50:43 PM »
I've put mine in more dangerous places.

Obviously.

 


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