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Offline sensual1973

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he licked the cum !!!
« on: January 31, 2010, 03:40:27 PM »
well yes i couldnt stop him he just did it out of no where,we were playing i came and he licked a bit of my cum with the tip of his tongue.what are the risks ?, am on meds and undetectable according to my last counts.

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Offline sdguyloveslife

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Re: he licked the cum !!!
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2010, 03:57:49 PM »
There was no risk.  His own saliva would have destroyed any presence of "viable" HIV particles.  And that's assuming a big "IF" there were any - since you are undetectable, the presence of HIV in semen while maybe not zero is very very small. 

I'm sure someone will probably chime in with all the theoretical risks, like a microscopic cut, or his chapped lips, or that he's gonna sneeze tonight, or suddenly have a fever tomorrow, but there are no cases of transmission that exist from this way.  You can be calm...if what you describe is accurate, your sexual partner has encountered no risk. 

Sounds like you should savor that orgasm and don't let this irrational thought stream ruin it for you ;-) 
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Re: he licked the cum !!!
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2010, 04:08:10 PM »
thanx sdguyloveslife for ur reply .. i was hoping that there was no risk too,but you know i cant help it at times and worry alot. you gave me a relief..thanx alot.
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Re: he licked the cum !!!
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2010, 05:12:24 PM »
Sounds like you should savor that orgasm and don't let this irrational thought stream ruin it for you ;-) 

I bet it tasted like Light, Thick & Creamyô  to him (Key Lime Pie, perhaps).

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Re: he licked the cum !!!
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2010, 05:39:46 PM »
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Re: he licked the cum !!!
« Reply #5 on: February 01, 2010, 04:55:03 PM »
well yes i couldnt stop him he just did it out of no where,we were playing i came and he licked a bit of my cum with the tip of his tongue.what are the risks ?, am on meds and undetectable according to my last counts.


I can't help but wonder if you discolsed prior to sex...... After the act is not the ideal time to have "the" talk.
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Re: he licked the cum !!!
« Reply #6 on: February 01, 2010, 08:48:02 PM »
did he smile when he was done? did he utter the infamous "tastes like candy?"
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Offline sdguyloveslife

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Re: he licked the cum !!!
« Reply #7 on: February 01, 2010, 09:51:28 PM »
I can't help but wonder if you discolsed prior to sex...... After the act is not the ideal time to have "the" talk.

Wow, that's quite a leap you've made there hotpuppy.  Hmmm, sounds rather judgmental don't you think?  Give the guy a break! 

The OP asked about a risk factor - not for your lesson in disclosure.  If you wanna talk about disclosure, try starting another thread without hijacking this one. 

I think just about everyone on this board will agree that NOBODY got their HIV from tasting a little cum in their mouth. 
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Offline Angel-Ronnie

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Re: he licked the cum !!!
« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2010, 01:08:12 AM »
did he smile when he was done? did he utter the infamous "tastes like candy?"

given any situation like this will put a smile on a face....naughty, lustfull, wanting more.....????????
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« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2010, 10:39:27 AM »
Wow, that's quite a leap you've made there hotpuppy.  Hmmm, sounds rather judgmental don't you think?  Give the guy a break! 

The OP asked about a risk factor - not for your lesson in disclosure.  If you wanna talk about disclosure, try starting another thread without hijacking this one. 

I think just about everyone on this board will agree that NOBODY got their HIV from tasting a little cum in their mouth. 

Actually, I don't think it is that big of a leap or a hi-jack.  The OP did not mention disclosure and I think it's a fair question.  The risk information is readily available in the tutorials and in HIV education literature.  Therefore, the logical jump to bringing it up here is to discuss talking about boundaries and disclosure.  If the partner was also HIV+ then the OP wouldn't be asking about risk.

Scenario 1: Pre-Disclosure.  Less of a big deal here.  Partner made an informed decision.  Overall risk doesn't change, but the door is open to having boundary discussions regarding behavioral risk.  Boundary discussions are talking openly about what is and is not okay in each partner's mind.

Scenario 2: Random / Anonymous (aka bathhouse type) sex.  Disclosure is unlikely in this environment.  Risk doesn't change, but a more open discussion about keeping one's fluids to one's self is likely to come up.  Thus the focus is less on how to discuss risk and more on how to avoid risk.

Bottom Line:  Oral transmission isn't very likely with an undetectable viral load and incidental contact (tip of tongue).  However, the licker is engaging in behavior that may lead to more risky activity.  It's not a big leap to go from licking to swallowing to bareback sex.  Of course, that's just my opinion which isn't going to cover every man in every instance.  If you entertain my escalation theory for a moment, disclosure becomes a big deal.  After you evaluate the risk (which is minimal) the next conversation is going to be disclosure or limits.  Limits can't be discussed if you haven't done disclosure.  If after an activity that is low risk you do disclosure you are likely to have someone over-react if they do not have a good education in HIV risk theory.  Over react means that they are likely to blow the situation out of proportion.  So in the end, I think disclosure is an important tidbit of information that is missing.

Of course, only the OP really knows what happened, under what circumstances, and why they were prompted to post.  The rest of us can only put ourselves in that situation and react accordingly.  I'm certainly not judging, or making a moral statement.  lol.  You'd have to know me a little better thought to realize that.  I'm no angel.
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Offline sensual1973

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Re: he licked the cum !!!
« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2010, 02:43:40 PM »
hotpuppy my question was answered by others,thanx for your lengthy irrelevant posts.
 
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Offline dhivpol

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Re: he licked the cum !!!
« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2010, 05:34:08 PM »
Who said Cum does not carry much HIV in it, I do have to say wrong. It has been shown HIV carries WAY more HIV particles in it then blood. HIV Tester/Counselor here so I get my training from DOH.
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« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2010, 05:56:22 PM »
I was wondering about that too.  I remember being shown visual demonstrations of the amount of HIV in Sperm, Blood, and Saliva in high school.  They used glitter to represent the HIV.  The saliva had almost 0 and the Blood had about 1/4 and the Sperm was almost all glitter.  I just figured this was old information.

Offline sdguyloveslife

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Re: he licked the cum !!!
« Reply #13 on: February 02, 2010, 06:33:25 PM »
Who said Cum does not carry much HIV in it, I do have to say wrong. It has been shown HIV carries WAY more HIV particles in it then blood. HIV Tester/Counselor here so I get my training from DOH.

Apples and Oranges.  Note that the OP stated he was on meds and undetectable - thus, the number of "infectious" HIV particles in his cum is very small (possibly zero). 

Realize that the case here with the OP is very different than the population you deal with in your Counseling day-to-day activities.  You are taught that information because the DOH wants to show people what will happen if HIV is not detected and left untreated. 
« Last Edit: February 02, 2010, 06:43:06 PM by sdguyloveslife »
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« Reply #14 on: February 02, 2010, 07:24:37 PM »
I had always been told it was very, very unlikely to get HIV from oral sex.  However, I've seen a couple posts on Dr. Bob's forum on thebody swearing they got HIV from oral sex.  Do we know whether they actually had anal sex and thought they were protected with a condom but weren't?  I don't know.

I don't know what to believe anymore.  Dr. Henry on thebody said it is possible to get it from tears.  We've also heard HIV dies as soon as it hits air.  I've read this isn't actually true.  I was wondering about jacking off with someone and they finger you.  I thought if they had their cum on their hands, isn't that kinda like getting f*&k in the butt.  It is probably very unlikely, too.  But, you never know.

I think you had a very, very, very low risk.  I know old gays (saying that with affection) who've been sucking through glory holes for decades and they are still negative.  I think bottoms are hit the hardest--obviously.  I also know many tops who keep coming up negative.   

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Re: he licked the cum !!!
« Reply #15 on: February 02, 2010, 09:56:00 PM »
I wonder what would happen if I said I wasn't on meds...and my boy licks all the time...

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« Reply #16 on: February 02, 2010, 10:08:21 PM »
I wonder what would happen if I said I wasn't on meds...and my boy licks all the time...

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« Reply #17 on: February 02, 2010, 11:44:07 PM »
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« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2010, 07:08:47 AM »
OMG Sex makes babies.........

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Re: he licked the cum !!!
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2010, 07:52:53 AM »

Dr. Henry on thebody said it is possible to get it from tears.


It's idiots like this that fuel our Am I Infected forum. I suppose Dr Henry probably also thinks it's possible to become infected by touching a doorknob.


We've also heard HIV dies as soon as it hits air.  I've read this isn't actually true. I was wondering about jacking off with someone and they finger you.  I thought if they had their cum on their hands, isn't that kinda like getting f*&k in the butt.


Technically, viruses are never alive or dead. They are active or inactive. It doesn't take much for hiv to be inactivated.

Hiv is one of the most fragile viruses on earth. For example, if you were to compare hep C and hiv, hep C would be armour-plated while hiv would be a soap bubble. A virus like hiv needs its outer shell to be intact in order for it to infect. To simplify it, there are plugs on the outer surface of the virus that click into sockets on target cells. Hiv's outer shell must be intact in order for it to successfully latch onto these target cells. When hiv finds itself outside the body, it only takes very small changes in temperature and pH and moisture levels for the outer membrane to burst. Being fingered by a finger with some cum on it is absolutely nothing like being penetrated by a dick and having that dick cum inside you.
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« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2010, 10:25:52 AM »

Hiv is one of the most fragile viruses on earth. For example, if you were to compare hep C and hiv, hep C would be armour-plated while hiv would be a soap bubble. A virus like hiv needs its outer shell to be intact in order for it to infect. To simplify it, there are plugs on the outer surface of the virus that click into sockets on target cells. Hiv's outer shell must be intact in order for it to successfully latch onto these target cells.

Great analogy.

I'd like to add a couple of concepts:

1. Observed Risk:  Like another poster said, if you could get HIV from oral sex there would probably be more cases of folks catching it. 

2. Relative Risk:  HIV needs a doorway to get into the body.  This is typically in the form of a cut or sore.  In anal sex it's well known that very small tears occur and miniscule amounts of bleeding occur.  This provides a pathway into the body.  Co-infection with Herpes or Syphillus can also provide a pathway into the body.  I think sometimes that organizations or educators mean well and over-simplify the virus to the point of giving it "intelligence".  As Ann stated, it is active or in-active.  HIV specifically needs access to either the CCR5 or CXCR4 co-receptors for it to infect a cell.

Outside Resources:
  It is estimated that 60 to 70% of new infections involve CCR5 tropic HIV. http://www.aidshivresearch.com/showabstract.php?pmid=16905787&source=newsletter It was cited as slightly higher in this reference.  My last research doc cited it as 60 to 70% and he was studying CCR5 inhibitors.  My point here is that the relative risk is related to the activity.

 http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/resources/factsheets/transmission.htm  The CDC has a good fact sheet on HIV and the section "HIV in the Environment" specifically talks about HIV and Saliva.
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« Reply #21 on: February 04, 2010, 12:06:52 AM »
This is what is good about these forums--there are so many who've done their own research and know their stuff like Ann, hotpuppy--well, everyone really has something we can learn from.  I learn something new everytime I'm on here.   

Thanks for the great info. 

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« Reply #22 on: February 04, 2010, 01:21:54 PM »
did he smile when he was done? did he utter the infamous "tastes like candy?"
What a mess lol!!  But for real i hear that once the virus hits the air, its gone.  Im not sure how true/false that is though...
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« Reply #23 on: February 04, 2010, 02:31:22 PM »
From what I have read, the virus is fragile.  My guess is that the temperature change impacts something like PH and causes the virus to lose it's outer layer.

There are some great videos on Youtube that show Viral structure:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNlJ0tMQ1hM&feature=related is one such video
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« Reply #24 on: February 04, 2010, 11:29:57 PM »
Being fingered by a finger with some cum on it is absolutely nothing like being penetrated by a dick and having that dick cum inside you.

This entire thread is funny to me, but this comment made me laugh out loud at my PC at work today!
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« Reply #25 on: February 04, 2010, 11:34:25 PM »
This entire thread is funny to me, but this comment made me laugh out loud at my PC at work today!

LOL... ugh, there is milk all over my monitor... I hadn't seen that comment from Ann.  Thanks for pointing that out.
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« Reply #26 on: February 04, 2010, 11:51:34 PM »


 
LOL... ugh, there is milk all over my monitor... I hadn't seen that comment from Ann.  Thanks for pointing that out.

  Didn't notice that either...  Because of this information I have just received and the sexiual frustration I sense, I will never use the cum on the finger method to satisfy my wife.  I fully expected to learn this stuff in Off Topic or while sneaking around in the Women's forum.

  Nuff thanks to David for the catch.
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« Reply #27 on: February 04, 2010, 11:59:01 PM »

I fully expected to learn this stuff in Off Topic or while sneaking around in the Women's forum.


Don't forget our little friends in the AII'ed? forum... the cum on the finger (or the sheets, the stripper's knickers, the doorknob, the toilet seat, etc.) is usually a hot topic in that part of town.

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« Reply #28 on: February 05, 2010, 12:12:47 AM »
It was kind of absurd from the get go, but frankly with a title like 'he licked the cum!!!' I was prepared for something totally different.

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« Reply #29 on: February 05, 2010, 01:21:32 AM »
Don't forget our little friends in the AII'ed? forum... the cum on the finger (or the sheets, the stripper's kinckers, the doorknob, the toilet seat, etc.) is usually a hot topic in that part of town.

Now that made me laugh....the strippers knickers.... lol.

 next it will be cum on my hamburger at the drive through....

Wait, this is beginning to sound like a craigslist post or a unique fetish.  lol.
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« Reply #30 on: February 05, 2010, 05:25:49 AM »

 next it will be cum on my hamburger at the drive through....


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No, it's usually blood on my hamburger. Duh, no, that's ketchup!!!  ::) Then there's the now-infamous "pussy beer" (that was in the threads title, but you probably won't find it in the archives, I think it was in the old forums) - a stripper fingered herself and then stuck her finger in the guy's beer. Or somesuch. It's been a while - Ms theDamned might remember the legend of the pussy beer more clearly.

Then there was the guy who was mine-sweeping left-over beers in a parking lot after a sporting event. One of the plastic cups he took and drank from turned out to contain pee. Actually, that was probably a fabrication because as the weeks went by, it became obvious he had a pee-fetish. Nothing wrong with that, but how many times do you have to tell a person that pee isn't infectious for hiv?

Another guy ran through some thorn bushes and cut his arms and legs. He was convinced that if someone did that before him, he was sure to be infected. Oh man, the list goes on and on.

And of course we get the self-centered fools who worry about being infected when going down on a woman while they have an active herpes blister on their lip. You jerk, you aren't going to get hiv that way, but you most likely gave that poor woman genital herpes. Makes my blood boil and it's extremely difficult to remain diplomatic sometimes.

I'd say out of every twenty posters in that forum, somewhere between one and three have a legitimate concern. The rest are freaks people worrying unnecessarily.

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When I first read the title of this thread, I thought we had an escapee from the Am I Insane Asylum. My apologies to the OP.
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HIV is certainly character-building. It's made me see all of the shallow things we cling to, like ego and vanity. Of course, I'd rather have a few more T-cells and a little less character. Randy Shilts

Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: he licked the cum !!!
« Reply #31 on: February 05, 2010, 06:54:00 AM »
Did someone order a round of Pussy Beer? If so pour Matty the Damned a pint! :)

This tale goes back to the Grand Old Days Yore in the FuseTalk forums. July or August of aught-five I think.

Her Annship is almost quite correct, a BWW (Beyond Worried Well) attended a strip club with some of his mates. One of these charming fellows fingered a Lady Who Danced for Money and then stuck the offending digit in our lad's beer.

Which he proceeded to quaff like a Frenchman locked in a winery.  As one does.

Immediately afterwards the BWW developed an acute dose of Buyer's Remorse and rushed breathlessly into the Old AMI forum shrieking:

"Can I catch the AIDS from drinking the pussy beer!?!?!?!"

Hilarity ensued. It was followed, if memory serves, by the swift application of the Ban Hammer.

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/edit: teh grammar it ain't what it used to be/
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Re: he licked the cum !!!
« Reply #32 on: February 05, 2010, 10:19:29 AM »
I needed a good laugh this morning......

Isn't alcohol an antiseptic?  lol. 
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Re: he licked the cum !!!
« Reply #33 on: February 05, 2010, 10:56:03 AM »
Thanks for the recap, Matty! :D

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« Reply #34 on: February 05, 2010, 02:18:22 PM »
I may be a born cynic, but I roll my eyes at like 90% of those Am I infected threads.  I swear half of it is the same guy posting over and over again under different screen names.

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« Reply #35 on: February 05, 2010, 02:24:01 PM »
I may be a born cynic, but I roll my eyes at like 90% of those Am I infected threads.  I swear half of it is the same guy posting over and over again under different screen names.

You'd think so, but the Goderators have Awesome Check User Kung-Fu that stop sockpuppets dead in their tracks.

99% of the little darlings are complete and separate individuals.

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Re: he licked the cum !!!
« Reply #36 on: February 05, 2010, 02:30:57 PM »

I swear half of it is the same guy posting over and over again under different screen names.


Naw, I catch around 90% who try to start a new account during the registration process. The other 10% get caught out sooner or later. Just got one today. ;D When I first began moderating in 2002, there were some in that forum who had as many as 20 accounts. About 50-60% had at least two. That forum was absolutely nutz before we started moderating it closely. It's the most closely moderated forum here. And with good reason. ~shudder~

I see Ms the.Damned posted while I was writing. He's more optimistic than I am with his 99%. :o
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"...health will finally be seen not as a blessing to be wished for, but as a human right to be fought for." Kofi Annan

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. Mignon McLaughlin

HIV is certainly character-building. It's made me see all of the shallow things we cling to, like ego and vanity. Of course, I'd rather have a few more T-cells and a little less character. Randy Shilts

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« Reply #37 on: February 05, 2010, 08:41:07 PM »
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No, it's usually blood on my hamburger. Duh, no, that's ketchup!!!  ::) Then there's the now-infamous "pussy beer" (that was in the threads title, but you probably won't find it in the archives, I think it was in the old forums) - a stripper fingered herself and then stuck her finger in the guy's beer. Or somesuch. It's been a while - Ms theDamned might remember the legend of the pussy beer more clearly.


Hmmm... Pussy Beer, how refreshing.  That was one kinky exotic dancer...

Remember that urban legend about some woman who orders Chinese food and develops some sort of infection (herpes if I'm not mistaken)... they decide to examine the food (as if that's the first thing one would actually think to do in this case) and find ::cough:: semen as one of the "condiments" in her meal (nah, MSG is not bad enough).  I'm surprised we haven't had some variation of that story.
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Re: he licked the cum !!!
« Reply #38 on: February 05, 2010, 08:54:21 PM »
the cum on the finger (or the sheets, the stripper's knickers, the doorknob, the toilet seat, etc
Pussy beer and Annes quote, I needed a good laugh after all the internal politics at work today ;D

 


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