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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: hard times befall the world's largest penis
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2010, 03:50:37 PM »
It is indeed a mighty wang! (NFSW - seriously cleek eet at your peril).

Anyone feel like working up a whale joke?

MtD

Offline veritas

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Re: hard times befall the world's largest penis
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2010, 04:02:45 PM »

No whale joke, but I knew someone would find a picture. All I can say is YIKES !!! lol

Welcome back MTD.

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Offline Moffie65

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Re: hard times befall the world's largest penis
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2010, 04:07:06 PM »
It needs burping very badly.  Anyone???    Anyone????
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This doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals,
It's just that they need more supervision.
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Re: hard times befall the world's largest penis
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2010, 04:21:15 PM »
Unemployed huh? Maybe he shouldn't put "world's biggest dick" on his resume.

I suspect The Huffington Post was just  desperate to work "world's largest penis" into a headline.

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Re: hard times befall the world's largest penis
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2010, 04:52:49 PM »
This guy has never had "good times".

From the Rolling Stone article, 2003:

Near midnight, Falcon approaches the entrance to his Chelsea apartment building, the same home in the same public housing project he has lived in since boyhood. He still lives with his mother. The smell of urine pervades the lobby, and chicken bones litter the floor. Near an elevator door painted with the slogan "Rose and Johnny 4-ever," young children play tag and toss water balloons.

Upstairs, Falcon walks into a corridor in which a color cardboard cutout of Jesus hangs. He slowly turns the key to his apartment and enters. He creeps past his mother and grandmother, who have fallen asleep on adjoining couches in front of a flickering TV. The apartment is cramped and narrow, with damaged walls and weathered carpeting. Falcon's room is at the end of the hallway, past his mother's room and the bathroom they share. As he opens the door, it is clear that the life of Jonah Falcon is stuffed into this closet-size room - his projects and computer disks and books, his twin-size bed and empty two-liter soda bottles, his letters from the Screen Actors Guild, his dreams. There is almost no floor visible beneath the clutter.

Falcon logs on to his computer to check the expanded stats for the evening's game. He looks at me, and it feels like he sees my thoughts - this is not the room of a Bronx Science graduate; this is not the room of a man with unlimited potential. He stops studying his statistics and steps toward me. He looks me in the eye.

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Re: hard times befall the world's largest penis
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2010, 05:14:14 PM »
Unemployed huh? Maybe he shouldn't put "world's biggest dick" on his resume.

I agree with you. When it cums to resume scans that would definitely put his in the no-go pile.

It needs burping very badly.  Anyone???    Anyone????

When I saw the photo, then I understood the need for burping. Goodness, he could compete with a hot Shetland pony!!
« Last Edit: January 11, 2010, 05:18:11 PM by emeraldize »

Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: hard times befall the world's largest penis
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2010, 05:18:44 PM »
After a little investigation I've discovered that his gigantic cock may be representative of his personality.

Seems Mr Falcon has all the charisma of a cornered rattle snake.

MtD

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Re: hard times befall the world's largest penis
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2010, 06:45:38 PM »
So how did the world find out about this man's impressive tool?  He obviously must have been the one who went around sharing that bit of info with the world. And yet he claims that he doesn't want to work in porn? Sounds rather preposterous to me.

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And despite seemingly being tailor-made for the adult industry, Falcon says that he doesn't do porn because if he did, "Nobody would take me seriously. Nobody."

Seriously. Hmpft.
"I have tried hard--but life is difficult, and I am a very useless person. I can hardly be said to have an independent existence. I was just a screw or a cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else."

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Re: hard times befall the world's largest penis
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2010, 08:14:56 PM »
He worked being horse hung on the nightclub scene for a bit, the fact was titillating and invited interest, but he had no personality and didn't really take off as a celebrity for doing nothing..  He did want to be a legit actor, so it made sense what he said - about not wanting to do porn.  Still theres always been something off about him besides having a freaking huge dick.
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Re: hard times befall the world's largest penis
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2010, 10:42:52 PM »
Still theres always been something off about him besides having a freaking huge dick.


Agreed. It seems, from the video, that the appendage might be diverting significant blood flow and vital oxygen from the actor's brain. He, his sweat pants and the bulge he believes he's sharing with the camera, are all rather limp and lacklustre. We don't have Shakespearean nor shaken spear stuff here.

God, can you imagine the incredible source of comedic(k) scripts had that unit been hatched when Jim Carrey was born?  

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Re: hard times befall the world's largest penis
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2010, 10:52:36 PM »
We don't have Shakespearean nor shaken spear stuff here.
very clever, Em  ;D
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Offline Rev. Moon

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Re: hard times befall the world's largest penis
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2010, 10:55:50 PM »
Based on the pic below he has become rather unattractive. 

Oh, and according to this article he goes both ways... yay!  pfft.

http://www.zimbio.com/Jonah+Falcon/articles/btz4o3tgBmO/Jonah+Falcon+World+Largest+Penis



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"I have tried hard--but life is difficult, and I am a very useless person. I can hardly be said to have an independent existence. I was just a screw or a cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else."

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Re: hard times befall the world's largest penis
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2010, 10:59:22 PM »
eww
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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: hard times befall the world's largest penis
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2010, 12:14:11 AM »
Oh, and according to this article he goes both ways... yay!  pfft.

Presumably he's an insatiable bottom. The Philodendron may well be outta luck! :)

MtD

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Re: hard times befall the world's largest penis
« Reply #15 on: January 12, 2010, 12:18:59 AM »
meh, that's OK.  The member of the Crips that I scored 12 years ago was close enough in size, plus his cock was tricolored.
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Re: hard times befall the world's largest penis
« Reply #16 on: January 12, 2010, 06:25:03 AM »
his cock was tricolored.

That is so cute... In a pride sorta way.
"I have tried hard--but life is difficult, and I am a very useless person. I can hardly be said to have an independent existence. I was just a screw or a cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else."

Offline Dachshund

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Re: hard times befall the world's largest penis
« Reply #17 on: January 12, 2010, 08:41:09 AM »
I know exactly how he feels.

Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: hard times befall the world's largest penis
« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2010, 02:03:31 PM »
That is so cute... In a pride sorta way.

Funny you should say that because I actually picked him up on a bench around 7 am the morning of the NYC gay pride parade after I'd gone to Jay's for after hours booth queening.  I could tell heaps more on this character because the whole story was just so legendary, but parts of it are not suitable for public consumption.
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Re: hard times befall the world's largest penis
« Reply #19 on: January 12, 2010, 10:11:57 PM »
Seems Mr Falcon has all the charisma of a cornered rattle snake.

HAHAHAHA he should change his name to something that ends in 'aser' and start an American Dodgeball Association of America.



Btw, big penises are scary. :/
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Offline Matty the Damned

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Re: hard times befall the world's largest penis
« Reply #20 on: January 12, 2010, 10:18:17 PM »
Btw, big penises are scary. :/

Aww honey, they ain't that bad. Just roll on yer side, pull yer knees against yer chest and breathe slowly and deeply. ;)

MtD

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Re: hard times befall the world's largest penis
« Reply #21 on: January 12, 2010, 10:22:13 PM »
I could tell heaps more on this character because the whole story was just so legendary, but parts of it are not suitable for public consumption.

Do share via PM, dear Barbara.   I bet you could publish some really sordid porno-novels.  I wonder if there's still money to make in that market.


Btw, big penises are scary. :/

Aww honey, they ain't that bad. Just roll on yer side, pull yer knees against yer chest and breathe slowly and deeply. ;)

MtD

LOL... thank you for the helpful tip Mr. Damned.
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Re: hard times befall the world's largest penis
« Reply #22 on: January 12, 2010, 10:39:42 PM »
Needle dicks hurt way more than a big hog -- they poke all around and jab you.  I won't let them near me.
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