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Offline rondrond

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If You Ever Feel a Little Bit Stupid....
« on: September 26, 2009, 01:39:12 AM »
 

If you ever feel a little bit stupid, just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius.

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(On September 17, 1994 , Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"

--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."

-- Mariah Carey

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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"

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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"

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Offline mecch

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Re: If You Ever Feel a Little Bit Stupid....
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2009, 05:03:31 AM »
Gawd I feel like a jeenus.
“From each, according to his ability; to each, according to his need” 1875 K Marx

Offline Texan38

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Re: If You Ever Feel a Little Bit Stupid....
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2009, 08:37:35 AM »
 :D   :D   :D   :D

I feel so much better now...
In Hollywood an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty per cent of publicity.
~ Lauren Bacall

Offline skeebo1969

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Re: If You Ever Feel a Little Bit Stupid....
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2009, 03:59:21 PM »


  Who said what?  I don't get it.... ;)
I despise the song Love is in the Air, you should too.

Offline Oceanbeach

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Re: If You Ever Feel a Little Bit Stupid....
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2009, 05:29:46 PM »
I love being in Latin America, I would have a better time if only I could speak Latin~ Dan Quayle, Vice President

Offline Rev. Moon

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Re: If You Ever Feel a Little Bit Stupid....
« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2009, 07:02:57 PM »

"I've never really wanted to go to Japan, simply because I don't really like eating fish, and I know that's very popular out there in Africa."  -- Britney Spears

"I get to go overseas places, like Canada!" -- Also Britney Spears

"What's Wal-Mart? Do like, they sell wall stuff?" -- Who else? Paris Hilton

"Do I have a large frog in my hair? Something's crawling out of my scalp. No, but I mean I feel it. I'm not worried about the looks. I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten." -- That weirdo Joaquin Phoenix

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness." -- The always fantastic Alicia Silverstone

"I have tried hard--but life is difficult, and I am a very useless person. I can hardly be said to have an independent existence. I was just a screw or a cog in the great machine I called life, and when I dropped out of it I found I was of no use anywhere else."

Offline daysleeper

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Re: If You Ever Feel a Little Bit Stupid....
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2009, 08:42:16 AM »
Is it bad that the Alicia Silverstone quote makes perfect sense to me, and I agree?

tendai

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Re: If You Ever Feel a Little Bit Stupid....
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2009, 09:25:48 AM »
 :D wow

Offline skeebo1969

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Re: If You Ever Feel a Little Bit Stupid....
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2009, 10:06:06 AM »
Is it bad that the Alicia Silverstone quote makes perfect sense to me, and I agree?

 It would  have been one hell of a deep quote if  it had come from someone not speaking in terms of her movie Clueless. :D
I despise the song Love is in the Air, you should too.

 


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