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Offline rondrond

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Do you think I really...
« on: February 28, 2011, 04:35:09 PM »
 Ole and Sven were fishing in the  Minnesota opener when Sven pulled out a cigar.    Finding he had no matches, he asked Ole for a light.
'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,'  he replied, and then, reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

'Yiminy Cricket!' exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. 'Vere dit yew git dat monster??'
 
' Vell,' replied Ole,  'I got it from my Genie.'
 
'You haff a Genie?' Sven asked.
 
'Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box,' says Ole.
 
'Could I see him?'
 
Ole opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the Genie. 

Addressing the genie, Sven says, 'Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?'
 
'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.
 
So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.

 
The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there waiting for his million bucks. 
Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks... Flying directly overhead.
   
Over the roar of the million ducks, Sven yells at Ole, 'Yumpin' Yimminy, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!'
Ole answers, 'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat Da Genie is hart of hearing.. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?"
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Offline poz1970

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Re: Do you think I really...
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2011, 07:46:40 PM »
lollololol

love it :-)
"The Bible contains 6 admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to  heterosexuals. That doesn`t mean that God doesn`t love heterosexuals. It`s just that they need more supervision." -- Lynn Lavne

 


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