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Author Topic: ... so I met this nice man yesterday at the supermarket  (Read 3654 times)

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Offline Miss Philicia

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... so I met this nice man yesterday at the supermarket
« on: August 29, 2009, 05:12:40 PM »
... and I was wondering if you think I should consider dating him.

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Offline Snowangel

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Re: ... so I met this nice man yesterday at the supermarket
« Reply #1 on: August 29, 2009, 05:18:36 PM »
I don't think he is good enough for you-- he is only 129% sexiness?

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Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: ... so I met this nice man yesterday at the supermarket
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2009, 05:20:36 PM »
I wonder if his dick is 2 inches.
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Offline Andy Velez

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Re: ... so I met this nice man yesterday at the supermarket
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2009, 05:23:22 PM »
Which department was it? Produce or meat?
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Re: ... so I met this nice man yesterday at the supermarket
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2009, 05:24:31 PM »
I say get it if ya can . I'm at the age now where I only have sex doggy style so we wont have to look at each others face .

Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: ... so I met this nice man yesterday at the supermarket
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2009, 05:38:53 PM »
Which department was it? Produce or meat?

Toilet paper.
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Offline anniebc

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Re: ... so I met this nice man yesterday at the supermarket
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2009, 06:03:23 PM »
Of course you have to date him..how else are we going to be kept undated, I can't wait for his next video.. ;D

I thought he had a cute smile..and I see nothing wrong with having a wee bit of confidence in yourself,.. ;)

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Offline Texan38

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Re: ... so I met this nice man yesterday at the supermarket
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2009, 06:27:34 PM »
He's a catch! Why can't all men be as sensitive as him.... ::)
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Re: ... so I met this nice man yesterday at the supermarket
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2009, 06:35:29 PM »
He's a catch! Why can't all men be as sensitive as him.... ::)

And such a shy little wall flower.. :D

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Offline BT65

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Re: ... so I met this nice man yesterday at the supermarket
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2009, 06:40:57 PM »
I couldn't even finish listening to him. 

I knew this had to be a lark, though.  Ever since your "new clothes" thread, I just don't trust you anymore. ;)
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Re: ... so I met this nice man yesterday at the supermarket
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2009, 06:47:45 PM »
I hope that was an audition for the WWE... or that he's high on drugs.

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Re: ... so I met this nice man yesterday at the supermarket
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2009, 07:58:46 PM »
I knew this had to be a lark, though.  Ever since your "new clothes" thread, I just don't trust you anymore. ;)

It's taken you long enough Betty...I have never trusted anything our Miss philicia has to say in "Off Topic".. ;)

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Offline Rev. Moon

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Re: ... so I met this nice man yesterday at the supermarket
« Reply #12 on: August 29, 2009, 08:11:22 PM »
Based on what you have previously posted in the "porn" thread... way below your standards.  You seem to like them a bit classier.
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Offline GNYC09

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Re: ... so I met this nice man yesterday at the supermarket
« Reply #13 on: August 29, 2009, 08:37:10 PM »
you should not date him but you should definitely sleep with him.  just lock up your wallet in your jewelry safe beforehand.

Offline minismom

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Re: ... so I met this nice man yesterday at the supermarket
« Reply #14 on: August 29, 2009, 08:58:11 PM »
Problem with dating a guy like that is that no one will EVER love him as much as he loves himself. ;D

He should've used a teleprompter.

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Re: ... so I met this nice man yesterday at the supermarket
« Reply #15 on: August 29, 2009, 09:06:05 PM »
you should not date him but you should definitely sleep with him.  just lock up your wallet in your jewelry safe beforehand.

I seriously doubt there'll be much real action anyways. He'll probably just tell you how great it was and you have to take his word for it-confidently of course.
Just in case, check with Rihana on how best to deal with the press if you ever get a knuckle souvenir for keeps. I see a Chris Brown/Bobby Brown dose (pun intended) of Messup. :o

Good luck.  ;)
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Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: ... so I met this nice man yesterday at the supermarket
« Reply #16 on: August 29, 2009, 09:41:40 PM »
Based on what you have previously posted in the "porn" thread... way below your standards.  You seem to like them a bit classier.

No, really I like complete filthy looking men fresh out of prison.  
« Last Edit: August 29, 2009, 09:47:31 PM by Miss Philicia »
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Offline Miss Philicia

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Re: ... so I met this nice man yesterday at the supermarket
« Reply #17 on: August 29, 2009, 09:46:58 PM »
I bet we'd make a cute couple kind of like this:

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Offline JeffInNYC

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Re: ... so I met this nice man yesterday at the supermarket
« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2009, 12:32:17 AM »
I'm glad he took off those sunglasses as the eyes truly are the windows to the soul.  And one look in his eyes you can tell that he is a bad boy with a heart.   :D


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Re: ... so I met this nice man yesterday at the supermarket
« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2009, 02:20:31 AM »
Take him to a nice salon for a haircut first.. and if you can keep him off crank sure, date him...  ;D
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Offline mecch

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Re: ... so I met this nice man yesterday at the supermarket
« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2009, 07:26:01 AM »
Pay someone to tie him up securely before each "visit". Then go for it.
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Offline Desertguy

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Re: ... so I met this nice man yesterday at the supermarket
« Reply #21 on: August 30, 2009, 09:37:59 AM »
You must have found him in the nut section of produce!!!!

Offline poz1970

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Re: ... so I met this nice man yesterday at the supermarket
« Reply #22 on: August 31, 2009, 03:38:26 AM »
I don't think you could love him anywhere near as much as he loves himself

:-)

Good luck though!

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Offline mecch

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Re: ... so I met this nice man yesterday at the supermarket
« Reply #23 on: August 31, 2009, 06:11:45 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HFdkJalv74

Please make sure he is tied up securely.
Gotta admit he's hot.

Maybe behind the persona is a flower-smelling pansy boy.  Doubt it somehow. Hope not!
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Re: ... so I met this nice man yesterday at the supermarket
« Reply #24 on: August 31, 2009, 09:22:07 AM »


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HFdkJalv74
Maybe behind the persona is a flower-smelling pansy boy.  Doubt it somehow. Hope not!


I like him better now that I know he is a wrestler.

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Re: ... so I met this nice man yesterday at the supermarket
« Reply #25 on: September 02, 2009, 12:45:58 AM »
Oh, he's a wrestler.

Well, in that case, I think he's right up your alley!  ;D

Just think of it, Johnny Knockout, just back from a wrestling match, his body glistening with sweat, his taught muscular frame barely covered by a tight, sweat-stained singlet, there, at your command, his mouth properly gagged . . . :o :o :o

Oh yes, right up your alley.

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Re: ... so I met this nice man yesterday at the supermarket
« Reply #26 on: September 02, 2009, 01:01:16 AM »
I love him.
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Re: ... so I met this nice man yesterday at the supermarket
« Reply #27 on: September 09, 2009, 05:26:56 AM »
i wonder how many pounds of bacon he had to fry to achieve that hair don't.   thank god my laptop speakers are off so i didn't have to listen.
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