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Author Topic: keep your jesus off my penis  (Read 3437 times)

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Offline Ann

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Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. Mignon McLaughlin

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Offline Sdgirl

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Re: keep your jesus off my penis
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2006, 11:21:30 AM »
LOVED IT!  LMAO!   ;D
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.  Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.  It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.  We ask ourselves.."Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?  Actually, who are you not to be?"

Offline Quarter Horse

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Re: keep your jesus off my penis
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2006, 11:27:38 AM »
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Ann, I laughed my ass off!! Thanks for sharing this.

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Offline frenchpat

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Re: keep your jesus off my penis
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2006, 11:29:48 AM »
One word:

Merci!

Pat
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Re: keep your jesus off my penis
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2006, 11:35:43 AM »
Ann

You are so going to hell!  LMAO!   :D :D :D :D :D

RAB

(Who is comforted to know that he and Ann will be spending the rest of eternity together!   ;D)

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Re: keep your jesus off my penis
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2006, 11:39:04 AM »
Jesus!  Ann I loved that!
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Offline The Canuck

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Re: keep your jesus off my penis
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2006, 11:42:31 AM »
Who is comforted to know that he and Ann will be spending the rest of eternity together!

I'll try to go elsewhere since I want some quality time.  ;D

The Canuck

Offline alisenjafi

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Re: keep your jesus off my penis
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2006, 11:42:56 AM »
This should be sent to every  political rep in America- and Mel when he is out of rehab
Amen
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Re: keep your jesus off my penis
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2006, 11:54:07 AM »
A favorite of mine!
Thanks for giving it it's own thread!
xox

Offline Dachshund

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Re: keep your jesus off my penis
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2006, 12:54:20 PM »
lovin' it ;D

Offline david25luvit

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Re: keep your jesus off my penis
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2006, 01:58:49 PM »
OMG!  Ann.........Funny!  Very funny! ;D  I can think of about five people I'd like to share this with... :o
and knowing me...  I probably will.  :P Thanks Ann. 
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Re: keep your jesus off my penis
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2006, 02:01:17 PM »
For Christ's sake, thats funny... Ann, I never thought you had it in you....   :D

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Re: keep your jesus off my penis
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2006, 02:46:25 PM »
LMAO!

I've said it before....I'll say it again...
If hell is where we meet...coca cola beats the heat.
Meh.

Offline RapidRod

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Re: keep your jesus off my penis
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2006, 04:22:14 PM »
ROFL, I know Matty wrote that.  :D

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Re: keep your jesus off my penis
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2006, 05:11:30 PM »
 :D :D :D..I loved it Ann.

I'm with you Rod..sounds like something Matty would write.

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Re: keep your jesus off my penis
« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2006, 05:32:15 PM »
 :D ;D :D ;D
That was great!

I too believe that Matty had something to do with the writing of that one.

Offline Eldon

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Re: keep your jesus off my penis
« Reply #16 on: August 13, 2006, 08:14:10 PM »
Hi Ann, it's Eldon, That was pretty cool. I laughed.

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Re: keep your jesus off my penis
« Reply #17 on: August 13, 2006, 08:28:14 PM »
For Christ's sake, thats funny... Ann, I never thought you had it in you....   :D


Weeeellll.... I do confess to having it in me once or twice.  ::)

Guess I musta done, otherwise it was one immaculate conception and one immaculate infection for me. :D Does that make me a saint?

I'm glad I gave some folks a giggle today. ;)

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"...health will finally be seen not as a blessing to be wished for, but as a human right to be fought for." Kofi Annan

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. Mignon McLaughlin

HIV is certainly character-building. It's made me see all of the shallow things we cling to, like ego and vanity. Of course, I'd rather have a few more T-cells and a little less character. Randy Shilts

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Re: keep your jesus off my penis
« Reply #18 on: August 13, 2006, 08:31:30 PM »
Well, I for one am just shocked!   :o   Shocked that is, that I haven't seen this before.

RMAOFL or whatever the hell that acronym is.

OK, I have to make a confession. I just sent to the local catholic priest.

I know, I'm bad.  :( I deserve to be punished!  :-\

Any takers?  8)

HUGS,

Mark
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~ William Ellery Channing (Unitarian Minister)

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Re: keep your jesus off my penis
« Reply #19 on: August 13, 2006, 09:41:19 PM »
I'm Sooooo Going to Hell for watching that,   see ya there . :P
"Fortunately, I Keep My T Cells Numbered For Just Such An Emergency"
  -Either Foghorn Leghorn or Johnny Cash

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Re: keep your jesus off my penis
« Reply #20 on: August 14, 2006, 06:58:36 AM »
LOL Mark, I think you've invented a new acronym - RMAOFL = rolling my ass off f*cking laughing. hehehehe!

I'm happy to know I'll have so much esteemed company in the hot regions.

Lwood, that guy made me think of you. Is he a close relative?

I think I'm going to have to compose a song called "Keep your Jesus off my Pussy, keep your bible off my BOOBS!". Meow!

Ann
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"...health will finally be seen not as a blessing to be wished for, but as a human right to be fought for." Kofi Annan

Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man. Mignon McLaughlin

HIV is certainly character-building. It's made me see all of the shallow things we cling to, like ego and vanity. Of course, I'd rather have a few more T-cells and a little less character. Randy Shilts

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Re: keep your jesus off my penis
« Reply #21 on: August 14, 2006, 08:15:50 AM »



"keep your Messiah off my member, keep your scriptures off my sac"


Satan, table for ten? ;D

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Re: keep your jesus off my penis
« Reply #22 on: August 14, 2006, 09:24:56 AM »
Slide over Sadam,  we have Company../ Quote Satan

Lwood, get out from behind the couch and give me some..

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Re: keep your jesus off my penis
« Reply #23 on: August 14, 2006, 06:25:35 PM »
Dear God,
Please forgive all those above. I would never tell you to keep Jesus off my penis. He is more than welcome to sit on my penis anytime.

Your friend,
Rod

Offline J.R.E.

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Re: keep your jesus off my penis
« Reply #24 on: August 14, 2006, 08:51:35 PM »
 :D

Now that is funny !! I guess i will be going to hell also !! Maybe if I connect all the rosary beads together and jumprope, I will be forgiven :D



Ray
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